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[foxgirlmoth]

Oh what's that? You're playing Final Fantasy 7 Remake? Oh that's cool.... Me? Oh not much. I've been playing Final Fantasy 7 Remake's Demake+1. Yeah it has Cloud and Squall in it. They're both girls now though, they came out as trans. Oh they go by Fog and Rain now. Yeah the webcomic was super important to her finding her true self haha. They're each other's Gfs too, not monogamous though. Fog still has Tifa and Aerith and lives with them both. Rain still has her other GFs too, she uses them to kill transphobes. Yknow, Shiva and all them. Its a cool game, the dating elements really add a touch of flavor.

[autism-disco]

gggggghhggggggg (music)

[mokeymokey]

We're going to have a new system of alchemy concerning surfactant, alcohol, bleach, and vinegar, the 4 cardinal cleaning stuffs

[imthat1boy]

FUCK YEA! POSITIVITY

shoutout to C418 (one of minecraft’s composers) for just fucking snapping recently on twitter

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[willabee]

[rainbowgod666]

Fr

BOXER AU - OFFICIAL POSTER

They’re all not too sure what reward they’re fighting for, but gosh do they love doing it anyway!

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[androgynealienfemme]

It didn’t hit me until recently that people genuinely think Kamala Harris was a police officer because of all the people who call her a cop online.

Like I think maybe it’s important people should know she was a prosecutor. She was once a district attorney and later an attorney general for the state of California. And we can discuss how related that is to police work and how tied she is to the carceral system etc etc (but for fairness would have to include her record of pushing for lowering incarceration rates through programs helping former prisoners + her office refusing to jail folks for low level weed offense). But she was never a police officer. Like people should get that clear. Kamala Harris was never a police officer. She was a district attorney. She was never a police officer.

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

[its-just-hyper]

Trust me, I remember

*does this to you*

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[animusrox]

"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

[feistadepene]

Literally what it's like

this meme format is getting so overused. just saw someone caption this with "sucking the dick of a man who doesn't like you." no, that's not true. i don't think this is what that's like.