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Gundam doesn’t know what to get Sonia for Valentine’s day so when he arrives at her house to pick her up he holds out a heart shaped box and Sonia takes it and opens it. It is a baby ball python curled up inside and Gundam mentions he has also brought the right materials to care for it while blushing beneath his scarf.

and u know he got laid that night because sonia fucking loved it

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based in this

I don’t have a computer for a week, and this is the first thing i do.

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“Nobody ever used their tax dollars to help me!” says local man who drives on roads, gets his trash collected, has clean water, sends his kids to school, utilizes the police and fire departments, walks his dog in the park, receives mail, and also possess no sense of self reflection. 

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pick a number and a character

and i’ll draw it

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1) Makoto 2) Aoi 3) Kirigiri

oh yes

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Melanie Martinez’s smile slays me ever time.

Can I just take a minute to talk about how much I love Melanie Martinez’s gap-toothed smile?

As someone who grew up with crooked teeth I was always self conscious about smiling and and laughing. The media always portrayed that having that perfectly straight teeth is a must-have in order to be attractive. After living all my life feeling ashamed of my imperfect smile, I STILL have trouble showing off my teeth...So it makes me really happy to see such a talented person like Melanie, who smiles so confidently become so popular...it makes me feel more comfortable about myself. I really adore and appreciate Melanie Martinez. <3

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Never normalize Trump.

The media will try. Don’t allow it. He can never be treated like a normal president. We can’t let this ever be seen as acceptable, not for a minute.

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I don’t even know anymore 

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where’s the lie?

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I call this magic trick “one hour in the bathroom”

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THEY MADE KOMAEDA SOUND LIKE A HOUSEWIFE HERE IM CRYING-

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I am so glad Halloween’s over. Now I can write about actually scary things. Like a Thanksgiving turkey that runs around fucking people.

Or something.