#IM SCREAMING!!!!

[smtown-tourist]

Key must have a new found level of respect for Jinki after having to babysit 2min for the past 6 months. You can see it written all over his face

[hotluncheddie]

TO THE OTHER ANON WITH THE ICE CREAM THING, DO NOT IGNITE MY BRAIN WORMS LIKE THAT OMFG

anyways.

i just KNOW that once steve and eddie reunite at scoops, they have to have a serious conversation about what to do…inside the walk in freezer as not to be seen. it quickly went from a frantic call to wayne about their nondisclosure agreements to eddie being pressed against a shelving unit while steve kissed him so hard they were light headed. after checking in with his handler, eddie is approved WITH DISCRETION to be in touch with robin and steve. he is permitted to write the kids letters, but they can’t be mailed and have to be delivered by fbi. he can see steve and robin, but nobody is permitted to know of his true identity and if they want to go out, they have to have written approval and can only go to pre approved locations. that’s still good enough for them. steve and eddie move pretty fast once they have their approval, and are seeing each almost every night.

there’s just one problem though. eddie had gotten used to his new body, the last time he and steve had been intimate (the day before eddie had to leave, they made out shirtless and eddie may or maybe not have ruined his favorite pair of boxers) he was 40 pounds lighter. every time steve tried to take off his shirt and he pushed his hands away or he jerked his face when steve touch his soft jawline for a kiss, eddie would stress eat. eddie had gained an additional 10 pounds in the first few months of dating.

it really came to a head one night when eddie was over at steve’s helping him clean his closet and they found a box with eddie’s battle vest. steve chuckled and said that he had saved it for all of the long nights alone (a mental image eddie catalogued away for later use), and encouraged eddie to try it on. without thinking, eddie laughed and tried to put it on over his flannel. it was tighter than he remembered and definitely wouldn’t close over his belly, and when he caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror he practically tried to rip it off because he felt so ridiculous. instead of playing into his insecurities though, steve told him to keep it on and gently kissed him.

as the kiss deepened and the two wound up on the ground with steve straddling eddie, steve snaked a hand under the vest and onto one of eddie’s supple tits. gasping, eddie tried to move steve’s hand away, but instead of moving his hand, steve squeezed. really fucking hard. the protests on eddie’s lips turned into moans, and steve whispered into his ear about how fucking scandalous it was that he looked so good but wouldn’t even let steve see him, nipping at his earlobe and pulling him out of his flannel and vest. eddie tried to cover himself, blushing as steve looked at him with an almost predatory hunger in his eyes, but it all changed when steve pushed his clothed bulge into the squish of eddie’s belly and fucking whined.

it was a flurry of clothes and knocked tooth kisses as the two finally gave into the years of sexual tension, steve rutting his dick against eddie’s belly as he prepped him. steve kissed the stretch marks on his thighs and ass before he covered his dick with lube and sunk into eddie. both were whimpering so loudly that they knew they would probably get noise complaints, but they couldn’t even bring themselves to care. it just felt so good be kissing, to have eddie’s calloused hands pinned down by steve’s soft ones, to feel the friction of eddie’s squishy and hairy belly against the soft muscles and bristly hair of steve’s. when the two finally came, with steve’s cock buried right against eddie’s prostate and eddie’s cock fully unsheathed from its foreskin, they were both weeping.

even though eddie still loved to eat and had his moments of stress eating after that, it was never caused by steve anymore. quite the opposite actually. when things got tricky, steve would be the first to bust out a carton of ice cream from the freezer and two spoons.

I HAVE SO MUCH MORE BECAUSE YOU’VE RUINED ME BUT THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOW SO EAT UP -🦂

🦂 AAAAAAAAA wasn’t it such a juicy amazing prompt?? but omggggg u SPOIL MEEEEEEE!!!!!

obsessed obsessed with them getting back together and steve just instantly wanting to make up for lost time. and like, they can’t make steve and robin move, may as well just work something out, they can and this isn’t a usual situation. normally witness protection is crime related, not multi dimensional monster related.

but ughhhhhhhh eddie being so desperate to be back in steve and robins orbits, to have his friends back. people who he can joke with, laugh with, call in the middle of the night, who really fucking get it.

and eddie desperately wants steve, in every way imaginable. but, he’s scared. steve didn’t get with him when he looked like this. steve got with him when he was skinny and toned and not he’s definitely not. so eddie goes as far as he can, fear holding him back the rest of the way and it’s ages before they progress. untill that night with his vest.

and uhhhh!!!! eddie stress eating over this new thing with steve! how will he react! maybe the shirt he’s wearing under the flannel is one he got 15lbs ago, before the extra 10 he gained this month. so the flannel was more of a safety measure to ensure the chucky swell of his hip and lower pudge of his belly would be better concealed under the too tight shirt. so when steve gets to straddling him, hammering home how still fully, completely, absolutely into eddie he still is, pulling away the shirt and flannel. rutting his clothed cock into eddie’s pudge has the added benefit of it being his first real peak of belly, finally exposed after all this time. fucking whine steve does.

and after that night it helps eddie see, steve’s always been obsessed. looks at him the same as he used too, just maybe a little hungrier now. his eyes lingering more, darkening quicker. and that hand that squeezes his peck, that’s a more than regular occurrence, casual even, and god does it make eddie hot.

maybe that shirt and his vest become little markers, if eddie want to tease steve, get him going, he’ll wear his vest out. too tight but reminding them of that night, their past together, the fact that they’re together again. makes steve’s belly light up with possessiveness. always eventually dragging eddie to bed, nipping at his jaw and whispering filth in his ear. fucking eddie with nothing but that on, burying himself deep.

maybe that t-shirt becomes eddie’s comfort shirt, his go-to, to lounge in, especially after a bad day. when steve’s there with two spoons and a tub of icecream.. and take out. to hold eddie close and feed him bites of frozen sweetness on the couch.

it stays eddie’s comfort shirt even when it’s a good day. even when the shirt sits up at his belly button with no hope of pulling lower. stays his favourite because it never fails to make steve kiss him silly and fist their cocks together in one slick, smooth motion until their both panting and finishing all over eddie’s exposed pudge.

[belindarimbi13]

I can't believe the official chose this exact picture.

[miyku]

I seriously can’t wait for THIS!

[hechose]

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[nat-20s]

Just thought to myself "can't women have a bad time in fiction without rape being involved" which really shows you how much you're in the fucking trenches if you are both a horror fan and women fan

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[cyarsk52-20]

[burntmaplesyrup]

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price at the opening of The Tingler (1959)

[celestialalpacaron]

A pretty much self indulgent Husk Overlord AU where he gambled against Val, Husk wins and in exchange, he keeps his casino and Angel's contract is transferred to Husk ;) Oh yeah and they get RINGS!!!

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Springtrap's first night in Dead by daylight..

[mcapriglione-art]

what do you want!!!!!!!!

[scorbunny]

matthew lillard doing the iconic ghostface knife wipe like that HAD to be intentional

[thecoolertails]

thanks that was really helpful

[frostedpuffs]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA