#IM HAVIN A GOOD TIME

[grey-wind]

okay just to be clear be very fuckin careful with the wildlife

i assume you already know but a lot of things will try to kill you

[GW]: I know that. I know that very well- Do you think I haven't thoroughly studied my local wildlife?

[GW]: And even if I didn't, do you REALLY think an infant slugcat would be a threat to me?

[GW]: I am not in the mood to be assumed clueless.

[GW]: Where do you people keep coming from, anyways? It seems I've amassed quite the audience...

[man-me--a-sand]

the sun is shining my juice is appling breakfadt is good my neighbour is playing music I love life this is the blessings bestowed upon you if you are transgender

[scarlct-vvitch]

not me writing fifteen pages of fanfic this week for the first time in like a year

[purrtal2]

on another note though i did not expect to be having such a good time at school :] its tiring as hell but i dont mind actually

[the-king-of-lemons]

wait putting everything on hold for one second.

connor????

[hecaestus]

i have honestly loved not being online lately so much. its great. i just choose to do a little scrolling sometimes and then i disengage from everything again and do little tasks and watch little videos and play little games and its good

[shesmore-shoebill]

Regardless of whether its real or not, people saying that "maybe they didn't know it was aprils fools" is funny to me. No they absolutely know. thats the whole point . its the best and maybe only way to do this whether its true or not.

Like imagine if you WERE in a relationship that had been deeply visible and wildly speculated on for basically all your formative years, with no signs of stopping. You've just got droves of people clamoring about every potential shred of information and following your every move and constantly speculating about this or tying it back to the relationship which might not have been true at certain points but happens to be now. What. Is the best. Funniest way to reveal that information? With max chaos?

Or imagine if you ARENT in that relationship but you know you'll never get peace from people asking you about it or wondering no matter what you do. AND you have a workplace and friends that LOVE a silly good joke. And committing to the bit. Whats the best way to leverage THAT. How can you absolutely level your fans.

Like Of COURSE they're gonna do an april fools announcement. Golden opportunity either way. no one knows if its real. half of the ruckus is people losing it trying to determine truth. You cant be two silly lil guys and NOT take advantage of a golden bit.

[sidsinning]

Random God AU drawing again

Her first impression of her new husband is very different from her imagination

God AU origins

[cj-the-random-artist]

DISCLOSURE: There's some Cult of the Lamb spoilers in this comic. Also, a brief mention of (notably not permanent) death. Enjoy :D

So, quick story here: When I'd unlocked the One Who Waits as a follower and leveled him up a bit, I decided to send him out on a little mission trip to gather resources. Well, he died. So I brought him back. Cuz after going to all that effort to free and then fight him, I wasn't about to let him die. Not gonna happen (lol). So I made a silly little comic about it.

Hope you enjoy this silly comic and have a good day :D

[johnbleepingzoidberg]

UNTITLED EVIL LUIGI AU COMIC THING | Page 1 of (???)

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Luigi’s been acting weird lately-- and Bowser’s concerned. When Luigi vanishes one day without any warning, Bowser begrudgingly turns to Mario for help, meeting him at a (humorously petite) cafe in Mushroom Kingdom to discuss what’s been going on. Old rivalries die hard.

The cafe has really good liability insurance, don’t worry.

(A/N under the cut)

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bear with me as i try to find my footing with this LOL, i am by no means a professional comic artist. i’m writing (or attempting to, at least) a comic based on my Evil Luigi AU-- read the original post/see the original art my looking thru the #my art tag on my blog! this is a bowuigi AU, so the relationship’s pre-established and Luigi, up until he ran away, had been ruling Koopa Kingdom alongside Bowser and navigating that fun new king life.

i have no idea what to tell yall to expect other than the fact that this will be very inconsistent in literally all senses of the word :’) but hey, im tryin my best-- i havent done any sort of comic in a long time and im having a lot of fun with this so far. if anything it’s good practice. right now i have at least a few pages planned out, but im not sure how quickly ill be able to draw them out, especially since i’ll be working full-time again soon. so see this as a bit of a teaser for things to come/an experiment to measure interest in the idea. :D

[lewdlemage]

https://www.tumblr.com/caffstrink/721951726472740864/4got-to-post-here-had-a-dream-during-the-weekend?source=share

This is just Winona and N'urs

yeah okay

[kits-ships]

♡ selfship fankid ask game ♡

👒: which physical traits does your child get from you? which do they get from your f/o?

🧠: which emotional traits does your child get from you? which do they get from your f/o?

💡: if your child is adopted, tell us a bit about how you came across them! how did you and your f/o know they were the one?

💬: what was your child's first word? was it a nickname for you or your f/o or something entirely different?

💕: which parent does your child tend to cling to? does it make the other parent jealous?

🪁: does your child enjoy learning about their parents' hobbies, or do they prefer to find their own?

🐾: do you and your f/o have any pets alongside your child? how do they get along?

🍼: what's your child's comfort item and where did it come from? is it a hand-me-down?

🤲: how did your child react when they met you and your f/o's friends? are they shy?

🌈: if applicable, who (from your f/o's source) would you make your child's godparents? who (out of your friends) would you make their godparents?

☀️: what's your child's favorite game to play with you and your f/o? tag? hide and seek, maybe?

🧁: what's your child's favorite thing in the world? what's their least favorite thing?

-. prosh*ppers dni! .-

[cerealmonster15]

a jamiazu sketchy sketch bc oh my god i am LOVING the energy these two are bringing with each other in this event!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a win for the jamiazu community!!!!

[a-whiff-of-a-dream]

alright this has been sitting in my mind ever since i first heard it a few days ago, but what Emmrich says about his fear of death in his first scene? It hit differently. Im gonna elaborate underneath the cut.

(also this might be too much personal info for some, but anyways)

'Thats when I discovered I possess a great terror of dying' is putting something I have felt for close to 3 years now so... precisely into words.

I have spend so much trying to find words for this feeling, for this fear, and have not yet managed to communicate it with anyone really so far, because the words have just... not been there.

'It goes beyond dread. It cant be reasoned with or soothed over. It comes without warning, in the dead of night, in sunlit streets. A raw, strangling fear, struck somewhere deep past the heart.'

It hides behind every corner of your life. You can go on with your day like any other person, you can be alone at home or out with friends, seeing the world, and suddenly youre hit with this 'someday it wont matter anymore and you wont feel this feeling and never smell the air again' and you cant outrun it.

Its something you cant change, something maybe not even worth mentioning because there is no way out anyways, so why bother and try to find a reason within it, when there is non to begin with?

'Oddly, I discovered I wasnt alone. I debated this fear with friends, I argued with teachers... Yet... It lingered.'

Others might feel the same, and yes its comforting to a degree, but still it wont make it go away. It wont make it better or unbearable somehow. Because its unreasonable. You know it is. Thats why Ive burried it so deep within me and try not to spiral into despair when these thoughts occure.

I am not really sure where I am heading with this but I guess I needed to get these thoughts out into the world somehow. Because hearing this, having it put into words so nicely? It helped. It made me shiver and it has lingered in my head for a while now, but it also gave me words for something I have not yet come around wording myself.

[sunlitsorrows]

The Summer Tournement | Squire’s Gauntlet

While tournaments have historically been about battle readiness, in this place and age they are more about demonstrating survival skills; there’s various forms of combat, but also obstacle courses, speed tests (packing your gear, assembling a shelter, repairing a radio), a rodeo, etc., and though Knights still compete, the majority of the focus is on the Squires—the tournament used as a proving ground to earn their Knighthood.

With birth rates so low and death rates among knights so high, the Guild of Mothers decided that while a life of service and chivalry (Mars’ Knights being sort of a cross between cowboys, law enforcement, park rangers, and relief aid) is absolutely the most noble of pursuits, if you want to go haring about the Martian wilderness you have to prove you can survive the kinds of challenges you are likely to encounter—

Which means you have to prove you can survive as many of them as can be replicated in an arena, back to back, for three days straight.

If you can survive a tournament, you can survive anything—and if you can’t, you survive finding that out. If you score in the top five you get Knighted, if not, you can try again next summer*.

It’s a good system: in the past hundred years the number of Knights has actually gone up, since their mortality rates have gone down.

The Five Titles awarded to graduating Squires

Black Knight: Best tactics, made least errors/received the least amount of penalties.

Gold Knight: Scored most points averaged over all challenges.

Green Knight: Scored Highest in survival/field challenges (shelter, repairs, foraging)

Blue Knight: Scored highest simulated medical emergencies.

Red Knight: Scored highest in combat (while the titles are equal, this one is generally looked a little askance at. You don’t win by being chivalrous. It’s a necessary skill, but congratulations, you’re very good at violence! isn’t really a title anyone wants in a culture that prides itself on kindness and cooperation.)

*Which is about two years away, as a Martian year is 1.88 Earth years. Squires can apprentice to a Knight as young as 10 (Earth years), but can’t compete until before they are 15 (EY), most decide they’d rather go back to school or do something else with their life, most of those who are set on their course are Knighted in their second or third tournament, between the ages of 17-22 (EY).)

[clowningaroundmars]

i still cannot get over The Twins like.

imagine.

you have another version of you out there arguably living a life just as difficult as yours, if not more, that you can talk to at literally Any Time! and they're You so you basically already have half a convo down anytime you decide to pop on over via a portal

1610 and 42 stepping out of their respective portals side-by-side just to stroll out of an alleyway like nothin happened just going:

1610: LOUD SIGH

42: rough day too huh?

1610, brushing debris off of his shoulder: yeeep. another run-in with the rhino. again.

42: you didn't lock his dumb ass up like, last month? how'd he get out?

1610: don't know, don't care. so done with this week, i just wanna... i dunno. hibernate til spring 😮‍💨

42: man, what a mood.

1610: what happened to you? you look like you had a rougher day than me!

42, covered in visible bruises and cuts along with his bandages: mannnn... rougher week more like. well... rougher life. but. anyways.

they both nod at each other in Understanding