#IM GONNA CREAM

[naomiarai]

he is HOT

[richieshusband]

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[denjirv]

i feel like denji is so inexplicably attractive. like i had no idea why he grabbed my attention so much when i first read csm because aki fits the description of my usual type, but now he’s my number 1 favorite fictional man ever. he is so hot i can’t even comprehend it. just him

EXACTLY like he was handsome in the manga but the anime made it worse by having his voice and just how good he looks animated made me giggle

Aki hot as hell too but Denji is what I latched onto once the anime just started

[okcat]

ITS NOT JUST A SINGLE

[deep-sea-anemone]

Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.

BUT. Have you considered?

They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).

Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.

The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"

Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"

"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"

"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"

Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout

[kalrialcock]

no offense but you got no integrity

[emeraldbabygirl]

I AM SCREAMING SO LOUD ON THE INSIDE EVEN MY INSIDES ARE SCREAMING YALL STOP WTF STOP THIS IS SO SEXY SHUT THE FUCK UP I CANT WAIT THEY ALL LOOK SO SO SEXY AND YUMMY CANT WAIT TO SEE ROMIN AND WONNIE 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[head---ache]

alexa play circus by britney spears

[pcktknife]

IQ

[deoidesign]

Can you tell who my favorite character is right now...

[burnt-cookii]

cookies I love but you wont see me talk about too often if at all pt 1

[icallhimjoey]

[drbtinglecannon]

This week on "Dadrius can still win" I bring you:

Dana's newest art of the Hexsquad & Hagsquad, focusing specifically on Hunter.

1. That outfit is FAR too fashionable to be clothes Hunter picked himself, or any other adult in his life would've for that matter (no offense to Camila, offense to Eda tho). From the nice dress shoes, to the fitted yet baggy jeans, the sleek jacket, sunglasses, and slicked back hair, this entire look screams "Darius picked it out for me :)"

2. Patches on the jeans & jacket, both a reflection of Hunter's current obsession with mending clothes but also that sewing is a part of his relationship with Darius, being the one who initially taught him & that Hunter observed enough of his handiwork to notably recall details of how it looked vs the sewing machine.

4. Hunter's demeanor. Hunter's a dork, that's what we love about him. Yes he's a competent fighter & has decent parkour moves & has confidence in his abilities, but he's not exactly suave or cool. That air he's got feels so much like Darius', with it being even funnier that Darius is also putting on fronts a bit with it.

3. The patches themselves!!! We got a King face, one polkadot patch & two striped patches (patterns are another fashion thing, aka something Darius cares about), a flower (that looks similar to the ones Willow has all over her jeans), the "Quitter Badge" that Eda made for her Bad Girl Coven that she offered to Luz back in "The First Day" (it took me FOREVER to read it before I realized it was a show reference. Also there's a second connection to the Clawthorne fam on his jacket), a Cardinal wing in the center of his back (rip Flapjack my beloved), and last but not least an abomination coven logo. Hmmm, that's a bit random isn't it! He's never shown a particular interest in abomination magic -- unlike how he has for wild magic -- but also the Coven system was a product of Belos, someone Hunter has finally cut off from his life. So. The abomination logo can only be a reference to Darius, otherwise Hunter has literally no ties to it so it'd make no sense being one of the patches on his jacket. And the fact he has that patch that can ONLY be for Darius feels like an extremely blatant reference to their relationship.

Edit: 3.A. The abomination patch is actually not the exact coven logo, it has a ponytail added to it, which is Darius' signature style. Further points to Dadrius with the abomination patch

Anyway here's teen Darius to match because omg he's so fucking cute & a GOOBER. DARIUS HAS BEEN A LIFELONG GOOBER.

Perry really cuts into the way Darius' cloak elegantly swishes behind him. But he can't be bothered to care when he has to Strike A Pose ✨ And All rn. His giant smirk with his hand cupping his chin is the best detail

[bnanamlkluvr]

i wanna deepthroat tomas so bad

[sleepyheadd0]

that ask motivated me to do two things ive wanted to do for a while now; experiment with my style and doodle doe

so

heres doe! shes my little lab rat for this experiment (/aff)

doe by (the incredibly talented) -> @sad-leon

she means so much to me

[stinkypeanutbutter]

Honestly just a silly ashlyn doodle but she’s being a little TOO silly 🤯🦶