#Never question the foot

[stinkypeanutbutter]

Honestly just a silly ashlyn doodle but she’s being a little TOO silly 🤯🦶

[wi1dshxpe]

durge and orin being siblings has to be the best thing that ever happened to bhaal. i just know their fighting for daddy’s approval would immediately outshine any criticism they had of him. like orin is sad she killed the girl she was seeing because it was getting too serious and goes to durge for support. durge gives a solid twenty seconds of reassurance before lying about how that has never happened to them before. orin backtracks and changes her story because it was actually awesome and poetic, really! durge calls her out. the entire thing turns into a petty verbal slap fight before they can even think about how much it sucks they can’t/aren’t allowed to maintain meaningful relationships. another time durge casually laments they never have time for hobbies. orin says she doesn’t need hobbies, murder is her entire life, durge calls art her hobby, orin calls her art worship, somehow sceleritas ends up stabbed. basically the two of them successfully pivot from a valid complaint to “look dad i love murder, dad, dad, look dad i’m better at murder than my sibling.” every time any crappy aspect of being a bhaalspawn comes up

[xiaojaan]

STREETS SAYING THEY MIGHT BAN AO3 AS A PART OF PROJECT 2025??????

[princess-of-the-corner]

Opinion on the idea of role-swap AU where everyone only swaps one random trait per pair? (like say, Audrey is the one who stayed in Paris while Andre dipped but its still very much regular Audrey. Or Shoto going to Aldera instead of Katsuki)

Honestly we have plenty of AU ideas that stem from 'character A does something different/Character A and B swap roles'.

[mistymonster]

the thought of tumblr blowing up terrifies me cause like. do you see that au bible in my pinned. if i gotta transplant this somewhere else someday i swear to god

[bandsanitizer]

wait… luke and zayn collab?? would be cool??

[justthinkingaboutlouis]

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[ritzyperry]

just found out that some people apparently think milo murphy's law is transmisogynistic, perry is bad ace rep because he's ace as the "safe" option for queer rep, dan and swampy are bigots who shoehorn all of their queerphobic rhetoric into all of their media, and that phineas and ferb was a bigot's paradise all along... it's joever

[x22817]

I'm feeling great with the med change, and Bean wanted to do something, so we worked on rally + obedience stuff for like 10 whole minutes this afternoon! I am a horrible dog mom and don't hardcore train for longer than 5ish minutes. In my defense, I haven't been able to spin or look down without passing out in a while...

We got super into it! It was so much fun! I felt like we were one of those fancy dancy handlers you see on the interwebs!

Herz heel (on both sides) was so on point that my hand was touching her head or ear the entire time. Every time we stopped, she deliberately put her paw on my foot. I haven't asked her to do that in forever, so she got double treats and extra praise for surprising me!

I can't believe I have enough energy to do stuff like this now!!! We are totally getting into a routine of longer walks and doing some form of training for longer than 5 minutes at a time.

[ovens-favorite-right-mitten]

[ratatatastic]

you ever think about forsy being faced with an always have a small rock in your shoe or always have wet socks would you rather question and going "its not a fun situation... i would say yeah wet socks probably" like what possessed him to choose wet socks

[mifunebooty]

Oh that's funny there's a certain amount of people who prefer the cape fear remake to the original

[neondiamond]

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[sasoreo]

Do you ever get painfully aware of your blood flowing through your body and your heart pumping and you think about all your pulsing organs inside your own body and get SUPER squirmish and shakey or is this another autism thing I wasn't aware of 🤔

When I was in the hospital for a week somebody had to hold my hand when they measured my blood pressure because I couldn't stand the pulsing constriction around my arm and I still squirm in my seat when I think about it

[coffeebooh]

listen… yk i said i didn’t want to see drama between artemis and zee/m’gann but the idea that mary might tell a captured by apokolypse artemis the truth would be so… it would somehow be poetic idk