#IM FREE FROM DOGSITTING

[greenelight]

he is ungodly hot.

[the-gay-cryptid]

Hey Strega, saw that you were having a rough day. May I offer you this picture of Minecraft Steve?

Thank you. Lol, now I really want pumpkin pie 😂

[gwoongi]

(abandoned) it’s late, just stay

john wick / reader genre: sugar daddy au rating: general, mature themes words: 2.4k warnings: sugar daddy relationship, slight john wick 2 spoilers i guess a/n: this 1 is for me. i wrote her in a heat,,,she’s literally not finished. but im adding her to my online portfolio 4 the memories. Also fyi the profile was made before i indulged in seeking arrangements and as a sugar baby i know that ur not allowed to mention 90% of brooklynbaby’s bio in ur bio but who cares man this is fiction and im making it up

At that, she tossed her head back with a laugh and leant forward. “And since when are sugar babies a relationship status?”

Sometimes, John doesn’t really know how he gets himself into awkward situations.

The first few occasions, he figured it was merely a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. While, actually, this always worked out in his favour, John began to notice that it was more frequent that he ended up at a bar with some people he didn’t really know, or being invited to a baby shower as the date of a woman he had never even met before. Granted, John enjoyed company whenever he could get it, and whenever it avoided conflict; however socialism has never been his strongest asset. No, he simply prefers silent gestures or glances across rooms, ‘eye conversations’ where he says hello and nothing else for the remainder of the evening.

“You just need to loosen up a bit,” is what Addy had told him, whilst slipping him a glass of straight Bourbon. It had been a relatively quiet evening in the Continental, and just when John thought he could have five minutes of peace and quiet, Addy has slipped in his line of sight. “You know, go out. Make new friends.”

“You’re my friend,” John replied. He made no room to elaborate on that statement, swallowing the contents of the drink and pushing it back to her with a short nod. She sighed and rolled her eyes, doing her job.

“No, you know what you really need?” He didn’t answer, glancing at her through his hair as she filled his drink and rested her weight on her elbows. Instantly, John didn’t like the feeling in his stomach when Addy raised her eyebrows suggestively, tugging on her bottom lip with newfound excitement: “I think you need to get laid.” 

And when John scoffed with humour, she tried again, “and not like, laid as in you have a one night stand. No- hear me out, John! You should invest in a sugar baby. You know, someone you can spend time with when you’re not doing the dirty work for everybody else. It’s fun, and frisky, and also means you can start spending some of the millions you have stashed somewhere not being used.”

She tutted like a scolding mother, “Selfish boy.” Addy then smiled, “Maybe instead of retirement, what you really need is something to help you unwind.”

John scoffed, gulping back the Bourbon. “I’m married.”

At that, she tossed her head back with a laugh and leant forward. “And since when are sugar babies a relationship status?”

That’s really all the thinking he had done on the subject of John- John fucking Wick- investing in a sugar baby. He simply took it in stride, almost complimented by the assumption that he was attractive and rich enough to have someone leaning on him for money and sex, and stored it away for future thought when he was lost and drunk. John never actually considered the possibility of “putting his bills to good use” until fucking Santino D’Antonio decided to light a bonfire inside his house. Having lost virtually everything related to Helen, he found himself back at the Continental, back to listening to Addy sympathetically give her condolences and five seconds later, introducing him to Seeking Arrangements.

John doesn’t know why he’s doing this, staring at the laptop screen that smiles at him. For circumstances, Addy had loaned him her laptop for the evening he spends at the Continental, and he’s too busy browsing the elaborately made profiles that he barely registers the fact that he is still wearing his suit. He pulls at the cuffs of his blazer and is midway through taking it off when he stumbles across a profile- one of which is oddly amusing- titled brooklynbaby. He racks his mind for the reference but can’t seem to place it.

“A sugar baby suggests that I sleep with them, and as I said,” John had mentioned back in the bar, “I’m married.”

Addy had grabbed his hands and groaned, “Look- you might surprise yourself. And, I’m not suggesting that you throw your wife away for somebody new. I’m just saying you need to...make use of yourself. Honestly, you’re too sexy to be stored away like this. Most sugar babies are dumb and unobservant, they won’t even know who you are.”

brooklynbaby makes an adorably hilarious first impression, and John is hesitant to browse her profile. If he wanted to “make use of himself” by investing all of his personal time into somebody who in truth wanted him for his dick and his bank balance, then it needed to be somebody at least near to his wavelength. Somebody who was smart, but clueless at the same time, and somebody who was the complete opposite of Helen. The last thing he needed on top of a handful of a baby was the guilt of moving on. But still, even when he pinned her tab and returned to scrolling through the profiles, John realised that most sugar babies were simply trolls hidden behind pretty pictures, or girls who wanted money for pleasure and not for need.

He went back to brooklynbaby. Three times. Three times, before he pinched the bridge of his nose, muttering a quiet, “Oh, fuck it,” and favoriting her account, and pressing to send a message.

Even online, John was never great with words. He typed, and backspaced, and typed again, trying to come up with something interesting to make up for the bland profile he made around thirty minutes ago.

From: johnwick So. You like dogs?

If Addy were here, she would have slapped him.

Almost immediately after it sends, John lets out a frustrated noise and tears his gaze away from the screen. Dating just wasn’t like how it was when he met Helen. Why did everything have to be so complicated, and mysterious, and why the hell does he even have to waste his money on somebody when he could be saving this money to eventually, whenever the day comes, retire? John wrestles with the dilemma of deleting the whole account when a notification bell rings through the laptop speakers.

From: brooklynbaby yes, I love dogs!!! :D (typing) do you have a dog?

John breathes a sigh of relief.

From: johnwick Yes. I do.

From: brooklynbaby oh, great. :) (typing)

John’s leg begins to bounce quickly, the table wavering with the glass on top, like an earthquake. Suddenly, brooklynbaby stops typing and John stills. Why did she stop? Did he do something wrong? Honestly, women are so hard to please nowadays.

From: brooklynbaby want to be my sugar daddy?

Never mind.

From: johnwick I would.

From: brooklynbaby cool

Neither him or brooklynbaby says anything for a few moments, and John doesn’t notice. After-all, he is still a working man, busy with life and revenge and trying to stay alive for more than three seconds. When he goes back to the laptop and sees no reply, he frowns.

From: johnwick I am sorry. I really don’t know what I’m doing. What am I supposed to say?

He makes a mental reminder to have words with Addy later.

From: brooklynbaby /(*u*)/ you’re cute we could make dinner reservations and talk over terms if you’d like!!! i say reservations because they’re fancy and if anything goes wrong, we can pretend we’re… business partners? discussing business?

Without even really realising, John finds himself laughing shortly, settling back into the chair. All of this feels weird, as in typing to a stranger he’s planning to spend his money on and occasionally fuck. John quickly revisits her profile and spends four minutes analysing her profile picture. If this is her, then she’s really very beautiful. A steal.

From: johnwick When are you free for dinner?

From: brooklynbaby hmm well i’m dogsitting tomorrow, but i can be free for the day after!!!! is that okay ^_^

From: johnwick That would be fine. [Address] at 7pm, does that work for you?

brooklynbaby pauses.

From: brooklynbaby omg am i gonna have to dress fancy?

From: johnwick Don’t feel pressured. I only own black.

From: brooklynbaby well….guess i’ll bring out like one of my old uni party dresses :( but you have to promise not to judge me!!!

John laughs again. At some point during the evening, he ends up with a planned dinner reservation at one of the most expensive restaurants in Brooklyn, and he’s also 2 grand poorer thanks to the generous donation in brooklynbaby’s bank account for a nice evening outfit.

When John returns the laptop to Addy the following morning, he was admittedly expecting the rant that followed. She had glared at the laptop being handed back over the bar and refused to serve him until he came up with a reasonably valid excuse as to why he wasn’t putting himself out there for a bit of company. John had blinked with an unimpressed look and drummed his fingers.

“I have dinner reservations with someone tomorrow at 7pm. Also- can I have a drink?”

But of course, with work being as tedious as ever and with his whole day being completely ruined by a blood stained shirt and poor room service for the first time in his many years of frequenting the Continental, John didn’t amuse himself with brooklynbaby until he logged onto the site on his phone, and saw that she had messaged thrice during the day. He almost felt guilty, until he saw a string of numbers at the end of the last message. He deemed it less necessary to read her above messages and instead went right to texting.

brooklynbaby ok. so should i just ask for mr john wick when i get to this restaurant??? sorry for so many texts im just kinda nervous

me Yes. I booked under my name and I will be waiting for you when you arrive. Why are you nervous? Didn’t you ask me to be here?

brooklynbaby well if we’re going to be technical then YOU asked me to dinner first :P and im nervous because i have nooo idea who you are send a picture?

John sank into bed.

me Maybe I like the element of surprise.

brooklynbaby seems a lil unfair that you get to see me but i dont get to see you :( ive seen ur dog before you thats saying something

me You could have used any image. If we’re going to be technical, I don’t even know your name, or if that is really you in the image.

John really hadn’t been expecting a full blown nude image at 4:15pm in the afternoon, but he will admit that it was nevertheless what he needed to break some steam. He had arrived at the restaurant twenty minutes earlier than expected, but that’s okay, Mr Wick. Right this way! Now that he was sitting here, at an empty table overlooking Brooklyn and the lights, with an already ordered bottle of wine, John could understand and relate to the first date nerves. He hadn’t felt this way in a long time. Not since-

brooklynbaby uhhh im kind of here like ten minutes early should i wait outside for you :3

He laughs, mostly to himself.

me I’m already up here. I ordered a rosé, is that alright?

brooklynbaby YES IM RUNNING

And, surprising himself also, John had clammed up and reached for his glass. Thankfully, the owner of this restaurant knew John by face and order, because, after-all, this had been his go-to with Helen. These days, he doesn’t have time to go out to new places and eat new things, and so had panicked, and picked a place with sentimental value, and a history of good food. He gulped back his glass of Bourbon and waited until the door at the other side of the room opened meekly, and he tried to appear vacant as the waiter led a woman across the room and towards him.

“Your date, Mr Wick.”

He left curtly and brooklynbaby followed his body as he left, her feet firmly glued to the floor as her head looked back over her shoulder. John took this as an opportunity to look at her body, covered in a beautiful dress he felt proud of paying for. Finally, brooklynbaby looked towards him and paused, observing him and his clearly surprising appearance. John then remembered the gash on his cheekbone and the way he probably looked very off-putting with an unshaven face and long hair, but brooklynbaby smiled softly and raised her brows, beating him to helping her in her chair as she quickly sat down and looked at his glass.

“How did you know I liked beards?”

John didn’t say anything for a moment. “I didn’t.”

brooklynbaby rolled her eyes with a grin. “Of course you didn’t.” She looked up, then, properly taking in his face. John did the same, looking at every feature present and coming to the quick conclusion that yes, she was definitely the woman in the pictures, and yes, she was one of the most gorgeous humans he had ever seen on planet Earth since Helen herself.

“You’re not what I expected,” she said honestly. “But, more than my expectations. I don’t believe I’ve really introduced myself- I’m Y/N. Y/N L/N.”

He tried it out in his head. Y/N. Y/N L.N, Y/N L/N, Y/N Wick-

“John,” he replied and she sniggered and rested her chin in her palms.

“You’re seriously so handsome,” she complimented. “Are you sure you’re not married, or something?”

Her gaze panned to his hands where she noticed the wedding band, and for a moment, she hesitated. John wasn’t ashamed of the ring, nor embarrassed to be seen wearing it. He toyed with it on his finger, looking at her from across the table. “It’s complicated.”

Y/N nodded meekly. “I see.” She cleared her throat, “divorce? Planned divorce? Affair?”

“No, I’m widowed,” he tried out a joke, but she only looked more uncomfortable. Her mouth gaped and she fumbled for words.

“Oh, John, I’m really sorry- no, really, I’m so sorry,” she stumbled, and John watched her carefully across the table. “God, how fucking insensitive. Sorry, I guess that just. Wow, that never really crossed my mind. That sucks, I’m sorry.”

“It’s in the past,” John said, finding finality in that sentence. “I’m trying to move on from it.”

Y/N nodded sympathetically. “No, yeah, wow, I get it. Completely. I...hope I live up to great expectations, then?”

John smiled and looked past her, noticing the waiter rounding the corner with the bottle of rose. “You’re getting there, Miss L/N.”

[megatraven]

Hi, it's the Sydrian anon again! I loved loved LOOOVED your response to my first question and I'm falling down the Bloodlines hole and rereading the books again. I hope it'd not too much of a trouble to keep asking your opinion (and if it is, please feel free to ignore me!), but I was wondering: what was your favorite Bloodlines book and your least favorite? I loved Golden Lily and Silver Shadows, but I was. Kind of disappointed by Ruby Circle? But that was my opinion and I'd love to hear yours!

YAY GREAT IM GLAD!!!! I almsot pulled out the books to read too but i’m dogsitting for a few days so i decided to wait until i’m home again loll

and please it’s no trouble at all, i wish i could talk about sydrian every day-

ok honestly im not sure, my favorite is definitely between Golden Lily and Indigo spell. I love all that stuff with Brayden and Adrian messing with him and Sydney choosing Adrian and of COURSE the warriors of light oof..... But on the other hand, I LOVED the hunting down of Alicia, i lvoed loved loved when sydney and adrian got into an argument and then foam exploded from sydney’s car and her first thought was to call adrian and he came right over (AND I LOVE THAT COLLEGE SORORITY SCENE---)

i think out of all of them ruby circle was also my least favorite but i did still really like it a lot, i’ll never be over adrian almost completely losing himself to spirit and only being pulled back because of sydney oog....... 

[cryptidkieren]

come around (5/6)

im back guys!!  🎉🎉

dogsitting a puppy while 3 dogs are already in the house is a STRUGGLE, let me tell you

here’s the ao3 link for those who prefer that!

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Crowley and Aziraphale didn’t talk about what happened at Solstice.

The week following passed normally, though, with both of them basically joined at the hip. New Year’s Eve found the two otherworldly beings once again in Aziraphale’s flat. Twin flutes of champagne clinked as the newscaster on the telly counted down to midnight along with the rest of London. Fireworks exploded in the sky, the Thames far enough away that the eruption of cheers wasn’t deafening.

Aziraphale wished he was brave enough to set their glasses on the coffee table, take Crowley’s face in his hands, and steal a kiss from the demon that he had loved for millennia. He wished he was brave enough to talk about his feelings, openly and genuinely, without the fear of being rejected. He wished he knew Crowley returned his feelings, that the demon loved him just as fiercely.

He wasn’t brave, though. At least, not brave enough to do as he wished.

Instead, the angel laced his fingers with Crowley’s free hand. He smiled at the demon’s surprised look, his eyes uncovered for once. The fireworks booming outside the window lit the sky with a kaleidoscope of color, bathing the room with light and haloing around Crowley’s copper hair.

It always hit Aziraphale at the most inopportune times, just how much he loved Crowley.

The words were on the tip of his tongue, begging to come out. The angel choked them back with a shaky breath. Rather, he raised their entwined hands and kissed the demon’s knuckles softly.

“Happy New Year, Crowley.”

Crowley was frozen where he sat, his surprised look shifting into one of astonishment before mellowing out into something softer, almost like fondness but… Different. Warmer.

“Happy New Year, angel.”

-----

Winter had eventually melted into spring, helped along by the dreary rain that London was known for. Aziraphale stood at the front window of the shop, the tea on the small table next to him long gone cold, as Crowley made a nuisance of himself. A record the demon had put on played softly from the gramophone on the counter.

“I think we should get out of here,” Aziraphale spit out suddenly, spinning to stare apprehensively at Crowley. The demon looked up, the paper tower he had constructed out of the angel’s record-keeping index cards collapsing immediately.

“Okay,” he drawled, an eyebrow raising in question as he stood up from his previously hunched position over the cards. “Where would you like to go, angel? I’m sure the Ritz can squeeze us in, since a table for two just opened up.”

Aziraphale only made a sort of frantic noise through his nose. His hands fluttered uselessly by his sides, clenching and unclenching with anxiety. “No- I-”

“Hey, alright, calm down, Aziraphale,” Crowley quickly rounded the counter to stand in front of the angel. He gripped his arms firmly, golden eyes glinting in concern over dark glasses. “What’s wrong?”

The angel sighed noisily, steeling himself to force the words out. “I think,” he choked out, his voice rough. He cleared his throat before continuing. “We should leave. London, that is.”

Crowley’s brows raised to his hairline, blinking at him over his lowered glasses. “What?”

“Oh, you heard me, Crowley! Don’t make me say it again!”

“Yes, I heard you, angel, but I’m not processing it!” The demon pushed his sunglasses up to rest on his forehead, releasing the angel and completely uncovering his bewildered eyes. “You love London, your bookshop is here, why would you want to leave?”

Aziraphale fiddled with his pocket watch, intent on not meeting Crowley’s gaze. A quick glance at the demon, though, only revealed questioning amber eyes.

“Well, it’s dangerous to live here right now, Crowley,” the angel began haltingly, eyes firmly planted on Crowley’s leather shoes. They were quite nice, though he imagined the demon had just wished them into existence instead of buying them at a shop. “Heaven and Hell know exactly where we are, because we haven’t done anything different in so long. They could come at any time, be that tomorrow or ten years from now! I-I don’t want them to hurt you again.” Aziraphale finally raised his head to smile at the demon, trying not to let this flash of bravery fizzle out too quickly. “I also recall asking you to run away with me during the Winter Solstice.”

It was silent a moment, every second making the angel’s anxiety grow, before Crowley snorted.

Aziraphale’s smile dropped, nonplussed at the demon’s amusement. His shoes really were quite fascinating, a second look wouldn’t hurt. “That’s really not necessary, Crowley. A simple ‘no’ would’ve-”

“No!” Crowley wheezed, wiping a tear from his eye. “No, angel, I very much do.”

The angel blinked. The swirl of rejection and hurt that had started to form in his heart dissipated as he met the demon’s eyes. “You do? Really?”

Crowley, his lips still twitching with amusement, shook his head at the angel’s confused expression. “Of course I do, Aziraphale. I’d go anywhere with you.”

Aziraphale felt like he was both sinking and flying at the same time, his entire being floating as his heart clenched painfully.

“The fact you thought otherwise is hurtful and, frankly, unbecoming of you,” the demon continued after a moment, dramatically placed a hand over his ‘wounded’ heart, his face a picture of over-the-top sorrow. Aziraphale grinned at his antics, his relief almost palpable.

“Well- good!” The angel sniffed, trying to hold back his smile. “It would be a pity if you had disagreed, after all. You would be missing out on some superb tea making skills.”

“I rather think I would be missing out on a lot more than that, angel.”

Aziraphale felt his cheeks heat as met Crowley’s eyes, the demon’s own expression so soft that it sent the angel’s heart into double time. He bustled off to the tea service he had set out earlier, already talking a mile a minute in an effort to hide how flustered he was.

‘He’s going to be the end of me,’ thought Aziraphale as he watched Crowley jump up to sit on the front counter, index cards fluttering into a semi-neat pile as the demon tried to convince him that a castle would be perfect instead of some lowly house. The angel could only smile into his fresh tea, the pot steaming again with only a thought, and jump into the playful debate. ‘Not a bad way to go, though, is it?’

-----

It didn’t take them long to find what they were looking for. Well, not long after Aziraphale started dropping hints with newspaper clippings of houses placed where the demon was likely to find them. Hung on the front door of the shop, taped to the windshield of the Bentley, even on the demon’s pillow in his flat. It took a pile being dropped on his face while napping on the tattered couch in the back room for Crowley to get fed up and drag the angel out to look at properties.

The cottage they had decided to look at first was beautiful. The stone walls were covered in climbing ivy and a plethora of other blooming fauna surrounding the perimeter, making it resemble something out of a fairy tale. It stood on a cliff, a sheer drop only a few dozen feet from the edge of the property’s fence that opened up to the expanse of the churning ocean around them. The sea air was brisk, but rejuvenating to Aziraphalel. It was so different to London, so new.

(Well, not new, exactly. He had lived by the Roman coast during his visit in 41 AD, if only briefly. But that was neither here nor there!)

After a moment, though, the angel started to notice little things about the cottage. It had the air of being abandoned for a long while. The front garden was overgrown, wild and forest like. The stacked stone wall that surrounded the property was covered in moss and falling apart, entire sections laying defeated on the ground. The wrought iron gate was almost completely rusted over and barely hanging on by a hinge. And that wasn’t even touching on what the situation inside might have in store for them.

“This place, angel?” Crowley turned to him, his disdain evident despite the ever present sunglasses. “It’s a dump!”

“It has… Character!” Aziraphale blustered. “Really, my dear, just give it a chance!”

The demon only groaned theaterically, drawing the attention of the real estate agent standing by the worn front door. The woman smiled genially at them as the two of them approached.

“Gentlemen!” She shook their hands in turn, her grin deepening the small wrinkles by her eyes. “I’m Danielle Rochette, the realtor for this property, but you can just call me Ellie. You must be Mr. Fell and Mr. Crowley!”

Aziraphale returned her enthusiastic handshake, already liking this human. “Yes, I’m Ezra Fell and this is-”

“Anthony Crowley,” the demon cut in smoothly. His smirk disappeared for a moment as he kissed the back of the woman’s hand, causing her to let out a dreamy little “Oh!”

Crowley yelped his own “Oh!” when Aziraphale viciously pinched the back of his arm once he released the poor woman, the angel’s polite smile still in place. Crowley could only grumble and rub the attacked spot as the other two chatted idly.

They soon entered the cottage, the air a bit stale and dusty. Aziraphale had to hold in a sneeze when the door swung shut behind them. They had entered into what was probably the living room, which then led directly into the outdated kitchen at the back of the house. A hallway to the left of the front door held three doors along the same wall and was equally covered in cobwebs. The sparse furniture left behind by the previous tenant was either worn down or broken into pieces on the floor.

It was dreary and in desperate need of a good cleaning, and Aziraphale loved it.

“Listen, I know it looks bad right now,” cautioned Ellie, her nose wrinkling a bit. “But I think it would be back in tip top shape with a bit of paint, a mop, and some new furniture!”

“Oh, that would be no problem,” Aziraphale smiled, winking at Crowley with absolutely no subtlety. The demon snorted inelegantly as the realtor looked between them with a confused smile. She cleared her throat a moment later, launching into her pitch for the house. The angel nodded along, making affirming noises at the right places, but his mind was as far as it could be from the conversation.

The cottage really was what they were looking for. Aziraphale could easily picture how the place would look if they moved in; how the floorboards would gleam when they were cleaned, the fireplace cleaned out and a log crackling happily away inside, cozy blankets and throw pillows piled on the new sofa. The both of them cooking together in the remodeled kitchen, Aziraphale sneaking tastes of whatever was on the stove while Crowley halfheartedly threatened him with a wooden spoon, soft music from the gramophone enveloping them with the sense of home.

A hand on his startled Aziraphale out of his fantasy. He blinked, seeing the cottage as it actually was again. An ache started up in the region of his unneeded heart at the loss of his daydream, as sweet as it was.

Crowley had moved closer when he wasn’t paying attention, the demon’s hand slightly cooler where it was wrapped around his own. “You alright, Aziraphale?”

“Of course, darling,” the angel sighed, patting Crowley’s hand lightly before pulling away with a wistful smile. “Absolutely tickety-boo.”

The demon only raised an eyebrow at him before turning back to Ellie. The realtor had moved on to the kitchen, still going on about various facts about the property without noticing their little aside. They moved to the hallway at the front of the house soon after, disturbing the dust as they went.

The hall itself was dim, making it feel smaller than it actually was. Granted, the two windows were covered with the climbing ivy on the front of the house, allowing in barely any light.

“Now,” Ellie stopped at the last door in the hall, grinning cheekily. “We’re going to leave the best for last, so stay with me, yeah?”

When the two of them bewilderedly nodded assent, she led them into what could only be the bedroom. The same dark flooring was continued in there, making the chipping plaster walls seem brighter with the sun shining through the large windows. It was of a decent size, obviously remodeled at some point in its history.

“This is the master suit, since this a one bedroom property, but I think it’s perfectly fine for two gents such as yourselves.” Ellie stood by the door with a smile, allowing them to take their fill of the room.

Her words caught up with Aziraphale a moment later, setting his face aflame. He hadn’t even thought of the sleeping situation, since he rarely partook in the activity. He also hadn’t thought how it would look for two men to be buying a one bedroom house together.

As he tried to nervously correct her, though, Crowley only sidled up next to him and wrap an arm around his waist. It was very effective in stopping his witless stammering, at the very least.

“Well, I think it’s perfect for what we’re going for. Don’t you, angel?” The demon’s smile was positively saccharine, his voice like candied honey. The thread of teasing amusement was hard to miss, too.

“I-I mean- Well, yes, of course-”

Ellie had a hand covering her mouth in an attempt to hide her smile, though her laughter was a bit harder to conceal. She led them out of the room, Aziraphale’s face still dreadfully warm. Crowley had released him, thankfully, as they came up to the next door in the hall.

This one opened into a terribly outdated bathroom. Salmon colored tiles covered the walls, while aquamarine tiles of a different size made up the floor. It made the small room feel even more confined. Even the angel couldn’t stop himself from grimacing as he looked in horror. The only saving grace (no pun intended) was the large white clawfoot tub that dominated the space.

“There’s no windows,” commented Crowley, his eyebrows making a break for his hairline as he looked over Aziraphale’s shoulder in disgusted awe.

Ellie, on the other hand, only grinned mischievously at them. “That’s where the best is saved for last.” She ushered them back into the hall before gesturing to the door nearest the entrance to the hall. “I know you were looking for an office to store your books, Mr. Fell. I think you’ll rather fancy this room.”

The two otherworldly beings glanced at each other, equally perplexed, before the angel turned the knob. For a few moments, he could only stare in wonder.

The room opened into a short hall spanning the length of the bathroom, floor to ceiling shelves running along the right wall. It opened up to a fairly large room, about half the size of the bedroom, with the other two walls covered in the same shelves.

The back wall, however, was almost entirely comprised of glass. A set of glass double doors at the center led out into a sunroom at the back of the house, very reminiscent of a greenhouse. The view was facing the back garden, which was closed off with more of the collapsing rock wall. After that was the cliff behind the property, with the rolling ocean right beyond it all the way to the horizon. It was breathtaking.

“Oh my,” breathed the angel, utterly overcome with emotion as he looked around at all the empty shelves. The windows let in an enormous amount of light, making the room feel open and airy and perfect.

“The current owners put that in around seven years ago,” Ellie said brightly. She opened up the glass doors to allow them into the sunroom. “Trying to make it more interesting, I reckon.”

Crowley gently led him through the sunroom and out to the back garden. The salty air hit him with the force of a blow, effectively breaking the trance the office had placed on him. The sun had finally broken free from the cloud cover, warming the small group as they stood in the overgrown grass. Aziraphale, still amazed by the view, felt something brush his hand softly. Without even thinking about it, the angel wrapped his hand around Crowley’s, trying to ignore how his heartbeat kicked up a notch at the simple touch.

“I’m going to be frank with you, if I may,” Ellie started slowly, her red painted mouth turned down. The wind whipped her chestnut hair around her face, pulling it from its previously tidy bun. “The previous owner died some time ago. Her husband had passed years before her, so she was alone when she finally followed him. Their sons live in the city and want nothing to do with the property, hence why it’s in such disrepair. I’ve been the agent for this place since I started selling real estate, probably some 10 years ago now, though no one has been keen to fix this place up like it should be.”

Aziraphale hummed. A glance at Crowley emboldened him when the demon smirked and shrugged fluidly, the creaking of his leather jacket almost lost in the wind. “Well, I think we’re very keen. Cleaning this place up shouldn’t take too much time, and our godson and his friends would love to play at the beach during the summers.” The angel smiled brightly at the woman, who mirrored his grin.

“Fantastic! Let’s see to some paperwork, shall we?”

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[lotuslia]

I want

A different job

That has one location and shifts i can know about for a long period of time at once

Not running across town with randomly changing shifts that either have me leaving the house at 5am or coming home at 10pm

And one that isn't such a strain on my wrists and barely leaves me awake after the day when i still need to work on graduation during my free time

And one that has specific tasks not just a basic few hours of hurried routine and then half a shift of "oh i dont know, improvise something theres lots of tasks that need to be done in specific areas before specific times, even though you're not a regular at this location and nobody tells you when and which areas need to be done but HEY this full area needs to be done now before the other people come in to do the finishing cleaning, oh you didnt know it needed to be done and it would probably take a full day to finish it? Well thats bad" and all the people who know these things are on holiday all at the same time so i'm technically the most knowledgeable person at the workplace during the day

I'm so tired

I have a thesis to finish within a month or two and i can barely keep awake during the week

My family is asking me to take time off to go home and dogsit in a few months but it's a long period of time and i would love to go but even though i'm technically a zero hour minimum worker i still have the responsibility of a full time worker so taking time off is stressful and i just feel really bad about waking up in the morning everyday

I want to quit but im too much of a scaredycat to do it without having a new job to take up but also finding a job is hard and i would like to finally find some communications job since i'm graduating

But i keep getting refusals probably mainly since i havent actually graduated yet and dont have work experience in the field

I'm awake for two days a week and constantly feel like i'm living by a timer, and my steady single-location work period is ending and i'm being thrust back into the mess of "never know what shift or where you'll be going two days from now" routine soon and it's gonna be even more exhausting

A few months ago i was just thinking that i'll be much happier once my thesis is done, even working as i do now, but now i just dread that time as well because i will still be just as tired and dull and stressed even then

It's not that I'm being lazy when encountered with a physical active job, it's just that this is 0% what I want to do with my life and i feel extremely stuck here.

[lightkrets312]

I JUST NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS DOG UVE BEEN TAKING PICTURES OF IM SORRY H. R U DOGSITTING. IS THIS NEW BABY. PLEAS. EXPLAIN.

AH, GOTCHA, LEMME TELL YA ABOUT THE BOI

(TL;DR edit - Yes I'm dogsitting; he'll be a year old in October around when my birthday is, I just don't interact with him often; he's not my dog and that's probably for the better cause I don't know dogs incredibly well; and he's a dumbass)

Okay so first off him name Merlin, he's a toy Australian Shepherd that's not even a year old yet, and I'm babysitting him for a week while his parents (my sister and bro-in-law) are gone. I'll be free from this obligation by this Saturday.

You may notice that he holds his leg funny a lot. This dumbass ended up breaking a leg (all I know is he ended up dismounting a couch wrong, I just heard the aftermath), and the first vet messed up the fix. The second one had to get creative with their fix because of the fuckup, but so far it's healing fine. Hopefully. He can run and walk on it fine, he just babies it and stands funny because of it.

Doesn't seem to hurt him, at least.

Unfortunately, because he's a dummy with one brain cell and a broken leg, I have to make sure that him and the cats don't end up wrestling too often. Because he's a baby and he needs to play. A lot. And the cat keeps trying to steal his food, so I have to keep kicking his fat booty out whenever he tries to eat the dog's food or they roughhouse too much.

So I've been shut in one room for the past 6 days (when not at work for two of them) making sure this dummy doesn't hurt himself further, because he's an energetic baby who needs a lot of attention.

And I have very little practical experience dog-caring outside of this and a few other dogsitting experiences in the past year.

Mainly cause I grew up with cats.

[pop-shocks-remade]

hey photos of shoes im getting opinoins on feel free to tell me opinoin on them below

should i cop or should i drop?? its 88 bucks + tax and stuff but i got a bunch of money from dogsitting and other stuff

[namuneulbo]

week forty

we practiced for the concert all day on monday and tuesday.

on tuesday i got some haikyuu stickers from r from the arts department. i offered to buy her a coffee as a thank u so we planned to go sometime within the rest of the week.

wednesday! concert day! we started at 1 pm and the concert started at 8. s wore a really pretty outfit and i was so flustered when i saw her lol i dont remember which day this was but we also played piano together. we played merry-go-round of life, i did right hand and she did left. i was gay panicking so hard. i think im getting a crush on her. shes so pretty w her red underdye and her nails that r always prettily done and her cute little habits and her cute obsession w coffee and sleep. i feel like dressing up and looking pretty at school for her.

concert went alright. i think i couldve sung better but i at least felt somewhat comfortable on stage since it was the second to last song and i sang it together w l. after the concert the teachers treated us w a bunch of snacks. me and l did the bare minimum to road everything. we r the singer stereotype.

thursday! after school i went grocery shopping and picked up some take-out on my way home so i could get some food in my system before my dad came and picked me up. i drove to a city nearby to go look at makeup for halloween. i ended up finding a good lipstick for less than 3€. i still have a mark from swatching the different colors on my hand. i found one in the perfect shade but it was maybelline so i ended up not getting it bc we do not like animal testing ! after shopping we went to my dads girlfriends place. i like his girlfriend, shes really nice. her place was small but nice, it looked really cool and it had like three floors.

i had earlier that day received the black thigh highs i ordered but i didnt have time to try them on until the evening. i received the wrong pair, i ordered patent ones but got matte ones. the shop was nice enough to give me the shoes for free and now im just waiting for my actual shoes to arrive. i like the matte ones too so i dont mind having them too lol

on friday i just had a bass lesson at 11. i really like bass. its a lot of fun and i definitely wanna get my own bass at some point. i went out for the coffee w r in the afternoon. it was more awkward than i expected and it made me kind of lose the remaining respect i had for her heh she only talked abt how her friends angry w her and then dropped the r slur. she just,,, brought my mood down a lot.

later around 5 pm i went back to school to play bass. its so fun, im obsessed!

on saturday i chilled the entire day and then in the evening i went to my brothers place w my dad. we had some drinks and i had like three and a half long drinks and i threw up once i got home. my dad was dogsitting his girlfriends dog so he was w us and omg was he being annoying. i love him but omg does he crave attention.

while at my brothers place we almost had a little game. i gave him a broad genre, like jazz or punk, and he showed me his fav artists within that genre. even if i didnt really care for the music or whatever it was still quite interesting seeing all the different talented musicians and my brother knows sm abt everything so i learnt a lot. my mom picked me up after i tried throwing up for a bit. my brother gave me a glass of water and i shugged that before leaving. ended up throwing up on the street outside our house and then threw up for a bit in the bathroom. i still felt a bit sick and just forced myself to sleep asap. i didnt get a hangover but i did feel weird in my stomach like one tends to do after throwing up lol.

today ive just played sims and watched lineup and smosh lol i started talking to this girl on badoo and shes so smooth and she calls me so many pet names im going to combust (i genuinely accidentally typed ‘cumbust’ and that wouldnt be too far off either). she literally talks like kaeya.

okay i gtg !!!!!!!!

sotw: the realist by onf

[katskip]

Can I please know as much as possible about Laika? I love her and would love to know more about this small, spotty point! (Point in reference to her little pointy snout!)

YES please let me tell you all about my favorite dog

Back when I was 17ish, I REALLY wanted a dog- I had just met Zoey’s owner and I was jealous- but knew my mom wouldn’t let me buy one. I went to Petsmart on a Saturday, probably for cat food or something, and they happened to be hosting an adoption event... I saw this adorable wiggly tri puppy (8 weeks old, already spayed, suspected aussie/rat terrier mix) and I did something very, very stupid.

I bought her, and turned in the voucher they gave me for food and some basic supplies. Then I drove her to my mom’s workplace and told her “I found her”

Im ashamed to say it turned into a very elaborate lie, but my mom still doesnt know the truth. Learn from my mistake, kids, because to this day Im still cleaning up my mess.

I named her “Laika” after the first dog in space, but “Lilo” almost made the cut too. She was such a pain! Tough to potty train, nipped ankles, terrified of the crate, peed submissively. I thought I knew how to take care of a puppy, but she was a challenge.

I was only able to keep her for about 2 months. I moved in with Zoey’s family into a new apartment, where I was told Laika was allowed. In reality, the lease only accepted one dog. I gave Laika up to my ex’s brother and his fiance, heartbroken, feeling bittersweet that I didn’t have to deal with her behavior problems, confident she was going to a good home. I still got to see her a few times a year.

When she was 2 years old, I was asked to dogsit her for a month while her family was on their honeymoon. I was beyond excited, but during her first week with me, I realized what she had become. One of my neighbors asked to pet her, but when they came near, Laika snarled, barked and lunged at them aggressively. I was baffled, unsure on how to respond to the problem.

She had never been abused, I was sure of it. Her owners are animal lovers both, very well-meaning, if ignorant. They had both their dogs on a backwards prong collar because they pulled, so I suspect her fear was caused by a combination of genetics, lack of quality socialization, and association of strangers with neck pain.

I had previous experience with counter-conditioning, so that’s what I turned to. I asked for basic commands with strangers and other dogs in sight, but far away. I encouraged her to explore things she was afraid of (usually things on the ground that were oddly shaped/ambiguous). I brought in my current boyfriend and rewarded her for tolerating him and focusing on me- it took her 4-5 sessions with him before she decided he was trustworthy. That she accepted him at all gave me hope that she could be trained.

I sent her home with instructions to take her off the prong, work on basic obedience, and hire a force-free trainer. It wasn’t enough. 6 months later, I got a message saying she needed to be rehomed because she snapped at the new baby.

I would have taken her in a heartbeat if my current lease allowed another dog. She trusted few people, and none of them were able to take her. We all knew she wouldn’t last an hour in a shelter. I had just started working at a dog kennel at the time, so I asked the trainer there to work with us and made a deal with the owner to house her for 1 month while we trained her.

The trainer had me put Laika on a chain choke collar, and taught me how to use it properly. She taught me to use treats only for breakthroughs and new behaviors, and how to practice good public behavior using only verbal praise, repetition, and light corrections. I was to let Laika growl at strangers, but if she barked or lunged, she was to be corrected sternly. I was anxious at first because many of this trainer’s methods were very different from what I had learned from my own research, but she had decades of experience rehabilitating aggressive dogs. I chose to trust her.

If I could go back to the beginning and do it again, I would have muzzle trained Laika first, pushed her less and gone more slowly. But overall, I’m happy with the decisions I have made. Laika has come SO far in two non-consecutive months of daily training. She no longer barks or lunges at adults, and rarely growls; she takes treats readily and is starting to expect them from the people we meet. She looks to me when she meets someone new, waiting for my lead. Her basic obedience is reliable in most situations and her focus is improving.

Her owners and I have decided to swap her back and forth every month, since my landlord doesn’t seem to mind her being here if all I’m doing is “dogsitting a few times a week for 4 weeks.” That gives each of our families a break from managing her. In October, we will work on muzzling in public, sniffing stranger’s hands and getting used to the vet’s office. Part of me hopes my mom’s old dog passes before she is safe to rehome, so that I can keep her.

She’s such a good dog, if she trusts you. Quiet, calm, undemanding, loving. She deserves a chance, and I owe it to her to make sure that she is safe and loved. No matter who she lives with, I will always be there for her if she needs me.

Thanks for asking :)

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There’s A Dogspotting Group On Facebook, And These 104 Photos Explain Why It Has 1.8M Members

Dogspotting is just what it sounds likes -- a Facebook group where people share photos of all the dogs they see. And it's just as pure as it sounds.

The group has 1.8 million members, all following one basic rule: don't post pictures of dogs you know personally, whether it's your own pup or one that you've seen before. Well, that and don't mention any cats. But you've probably realized that on your own.

And that's basically it. The free format guarantees you will see something different every day, offering everything from Newfoundlands sitting on the roof to Corgis in backpacks.

Continue scrolling and enjoy some of the best posts featured on the group so far.

More info: Facebook

#1 Proof That There Is Gold At The End Of A Rainbow!

Image credits: Cordelia Zhong

#2 Found A Big Boy Peeking At Us In The Train!

Image credits: Calista Jones‎

#3 Not Sure If They Saw Me

Image credits: Sachitha Amarasekera‎

#4 Who Is She

Image credits: Yap Tze Sheng

#5 I Think This Is What Is Meant By Puppy Dog Eyes

Image credits: Moira Watts‎

#6 (Proxy Spot) My Sister Went To Visit Our Grandparents Today And Our Grandfather (Who Unfortunately Has Dementia) Felt Really Sad For The Dogs Who Had To Stay Outside. So He Spent The Day Entertaining Them By Showing Them Various Paintings.

Image credits: Thomas J Morrison‎

#7 A Golden Gate Of Good Boys And Girls

Image credits: Nicola Wood

#8 Was Waiting For A Taxi In Argentina Pre-Covid When A I Heard Sniffling

Image credits: Amy Sh

#9 Spotted This Smiling Cutie On The Bus With His Musical Owner!

Image credits: Olivia Fine

#10 'dobby' Eared Boii Having A Well Deserved Snooze On The Streets Of Rome

Image credits: Hannah Loomes

#11 Spotted This Cute Corgi In A Backpack! Her Name Is On The Backpack. She Was A Happy Girl.

Image credits: Tracy Korkuc

#12 This Absolutely Cute Floof Ball Came In To Work Today

Image credits: Shivam Bhardwaj

#13 A Dog

Image credits: Jordan Simone Adair‎

#14 His Name Is Connor And He's Precious

Image credits: Valerie Hughes‎

#15 “Good Morning M’am“

Image credits: Erin Puccinelli

#16 Tiny Doggo Making His Superstar Debut Trevi Fountain, Rome

Image credits: Holly Orton

#17 Coworker Left His Baked Pawtato On My Desk

Image credits: Cameron Coday

#18 I Work At Starbucks And This Happened Today In The Drive Thru (I Got Permission To Take This Photo)

Image credits: Chelsea Brown‎

#19 Yes Hello I Would Like To Withdraw All Available Treats

Image credits: Becca Schlim‎

#20 I Know This Is Dog Spotting, But I Saw This Duck In Arlington, Va Today And Had To Share

Image credits: Deb Bell

#21 Quite The Surprise To Come Home And Find The Neighbours Newfoundland Sat On The Roof! After All The Window Probably Acts Like A Cat Flap For Him!

Image credits: Chloe Huggs‎

#22 Just Met This Girlo In The Park - She Mlem

Image credits: Ali Jacob Whelan

#23 I Found A Newfoundland In Newfoundland!

Image credits: Бекки Алекс‎

#24 Im Housesitting For Some Family Friends And They Mention Theyre Dogsitting, No Details. Meet Princess, Shes Toothless, Sleeps In An Old Suitcase, And... Yes, Shes Chubby, Look We Just Met. I Cant Judge

Image credits: Baylee Shandler-West

#25 Just Met Ellie Who Likes To Walk Around The City With Her Favourite Micky Mouse Toy (For All The Attention And Pats She Gets). Can Confirm It 110% Worked

Image credits: Sam Draper

#26 Cowspotting!! Met This Handsome Fellow, Archie, In Maine. He’s An English Setter And I Tried To Steal Him

Image credits: Michael Winter‎

#27 Angus, 7 Months Old, Truly Flawless.

Image credits: Claire Elizabeth

#28 Small Soft Sausage Taking A Break In South London

Image credits: Rafe Higson‎

#29 Angry Boi Protecc Yard

Image credits: Alex TenikoDesu

#30 Found This Good Boy Peeking Over A Wall Down By The Sea In Scotland...

Image credits: Blair Mowat

#31 Nearly Squealed When I Saw His Grumpy Little Face Poking Out

Image credits: Jess McDermid

#32 Three Month Old Mini Australian Shep!!!!!!! Look At That Lil Nose!!!!

Image credits: Laura Papp‎

#33 My Mom’s Spot - Huge Doggo With Smol Pony Friend!

Image credits: Kelly Hamachi

#34 Just Met This Absolute Beaut And I’m In Love. Say Hello To Mylo

Image credits: Colin Healy‎

#35 My Friend Moved Into A New House And Right Around The Corner Was This Guy! We Saw A Tiny Hole With A Name Above And Figured It Was A Doggy Lookout, So We Called The Name And This Wee Face Popped Up His Owners Had Made A Space In The Fence For Him To Say Hi To People Walking Past

Image credits: Eloise Martin

#36 Just Met Itty Bitty Phoebe Who Loves Playing With Leaves And Doing Sits Like A Good Girl

Image credits: Sam Draper‎

#37 This Land Seal’s Name Is Soja! He’s Soft And He Made My Day

Image credits: Caroline Best

#38 Looked Down Mid-Flight And Found That The Passenger In The Row Behind Us Was Not Practicing Social Distancing

Image credits: Brady Wood

#39 Spotted This Daddy Leading His Hoard Of Puppers To The Yard For Playtime. 15/10 Would Get Smothered In Kisses By These Cute Babies Again

Image credits: Nicole Marie

#40 Met The Cutest Of Cuties In Da Mountains Who Travelled 9 Hours For Da View And His Name Is Buster

Image credits: Claire Pearen

#41 Found This Cute Fluffy Number Today. He Was So Adorable, Still A Baby So Very Vocal About Wanting Pets

Image credits: Bianca Donevski

#42 Spotted Dog At Bar....owner Saved Him From Tijuana Mexico Off The Street And He Is The Happiest Dog I've Ever Seen Lol Such A Lover!

Image credits: Joel Smith

#43 Tried To Photograph This Dog That I Spotted And It Turned Out Pretty Well

Image credits: James Freemantle‎

#44 Rescued Pittie Sniffing The Neighborhood

Image credits: Bruno Parizotto Agustini

#45 Here's #memphis The #brussie...he Lives In San Francisco, California And Says Watch Your Ankles...

Image credits: Garon Robinson

#46 This Picture Will Make Your Day So Much Happier I Promise, This Made Mine

Image credits: Jasmine Lindley‎

#47 Spotted An 8-Week Golden This Morning! Meet Luna Guaranteed To Melt Your Heart My Best Friend Picked Her Up Yesterday!

Image credits: Ariel Caruso

#48 His Name Is Tito Hehe

Image credits: Nathalie Scott

#49 Met This 14 Year Old Wolf At The Top A Mountain ! His Name Is Shadow

Image credits: Ryder James Hathaway

#50 A Good Girl At The Mall. I Did A Scream. 20/10 Would Yell Again

Image credits: Carolina Pessanha

#51 Spotted A Good Girl Posing For Her Hoomans

Image credits: Daisy Chen

#52 Spotted This Beautiful Face Today

Image credits: Marlene Arreguín

#53 I've Recently Moved House, I'll Wake Up And My Nextdoor Neighbors Dog Will Be Sat Outside My Door Waiting For Me, I'll Open The Door And She Comes And Sits On The Door Mat. Her Name Is Edith And She's My New Best Friend

Image credits: Sophie Moore

#54 Spotted Ms. Finnegan Posing On The Lake, My Cousins Just Bought The Cutest Mini Golden Doodle 10/10 Best Surfing Prodigy

Image credits: Emily Hunt

#55 My Dad Is Doing Flooring At A House And Has An Elderly Gentleman Called Bob Supervising The Works, 16 Years Young

Image credits: Grace Chambers

#56 My Friend Found A Momma Pup In A Parking Lot A Week Ago. Knew She Was Preggo And Decided To Help Her Out. Little Did He Know She Would Have Fifteen ( 1 5 ) Puppies!!! Holy Cow. Can’t Wait To Cuddle These Babies!

Image credits: Caitlin Grant

#57 This Is Lewis. He Is Now 16 1/2 Years Old This Is From His Boofday Party

Image credits: Stacey Dow

#58 Her Name Is Stella & She Has Silver Eyelashes.

Image credits: Maggie DeLaura

#59 Cycling Supervisor - Balham.

Image credits: Jake Owens

#60 Spotted This Handsome Doggy! His Name Is Jake..... Never In My Life Did I Think I’d Be Calling A Jake Handsome!

Image credits: Aaron James Roth

#61 This Airbnb Comes With A Miniature Woolly Mammoth

Image credits: Emily Charlotte

#62 Spotted Little Winnie Falling Asleep In Her Mums Hands!

Image credits: Lorna Grey

#63 Trying To Deliver The Post But This Big Floof Wasn’t Having Any Of It

Image credits: Stuart Hay

#64 Okay, So I Knew No One Would Believe Me So I Took Pictures. Our Family Was Camping, When People Pulled Up Beside Us With Their Trailer And Truck. After They Got Situated The Lady Popped Over And Seen Our 4 Dogs. She Said She Has Some Dogs With Her As Well, We Asked “Oh How Many Dogs Do You Have?” Said Said “19” And Walked Away. We All Thought We Heard Wrong. I Waited A Bit And Went Over. Below Is What I Found. All The Dogs Were So Happy And Healthy. I Didn’t Hear Any Of Them Bark And They Went Swimming Everyday. (Imagine Watching 19 Dogs Swim, The Old And Small Dogs Stayed On Her Paddle Board). Best Vacation.

Image credits: Nicole Perrault

#65 Look At This Chunky Boi! Saw Him Waiting Outside The Store Like The Bestest Boi.

Image credits: Rosie Ollero

#66 This Gentleman Came To My Establishment To Drink Tea And Eat Icecream With His Human. (We Do A Doggy Icecream!) His Name, "Moustache Pete".

Image credits: Emma Minter

#67 A Million People Came To Take Pictures Of This Smol Puppers Taking A Nap In The Park! (His Brother Looked On Enviously!)

Image credits: Hahna Yoon

#68 Um .... Yes

Image credits: Mark Augello

#69 Hands Down The Coolest Dude On The Roads ~ Spotted In South West London

Image credits: Natasha Frew

#70 Rain Hater Spotted Hating The Rain

Image credits: Madi Tevez

#71 I’m Terrified Of Flying, But This Little Cutie Already Has Me Calmer Than I Have Ever Been On A Flight

Image credits: Shelby Rose

#72 This Doggo Pops Its Head Through The Hole In The Fence When I Go For A Walk

Image credits: Samantha Blondell

#73 Met Ellie Today - The Cardigan Welsh Corgi

Image credits: Sarah Braciak

#74 About A Week Ago As I Was Taking A Stroll I Saw This Brilliant Sign And Was Disappointed With The Lack Of Dogs That I Witnessed Alongside It. Ever Since I Have Been Frequenting This Street, Full Of Hope Of The Day That I'll Get To Meet The Enigma That Is Barbara. Today Was The Day And She Came Very Excitedly And Very Loudly With A Bonus Little Friend!! Best. Iso. Walk. Ever. Soz For The Shakey Pics, I Was Walking And Photographing At The Same Time. Melbourne, Australia

Image credits: Abi Tre

#75 This Is Tank, 8-Week Old Rottweiler Pup Snoozing On An Outdoor Bar Counter In The Rino District In Denver.

Image credits: Ann VanOosten‎

#76 Don’t Let The Puppy Eyes Fool You. So Adorable!

Image credits: Shamae Buela

#77 Fear Friends I Had 6 Sangrias And Went Walking Toward Another Bar And Look At What I Found He Licked My Nose And Bit My Eaes And Stole My Heart And I Love Him I Sont Know His Name But I Will Call Him Thumbelina!

Image credits: Derek Randy Hamm

#78 Teeefs

Image credits: Nick Fischer

#79 Spotted These City Babes Living Their Best Life In NYC.

Image credits: Samm Enterkin

#80 Corgi Golden Mix Spotted In Georgetown. I Repeat. Corgi. Golden. Picture That...

Image credits: Sophia Ryterband

#81 Spotted The Cutest Smol Pupper While Volunteering!!!

Image credits: Cloie June Chiong

#82 Dear People Of Dogspotting I Am Writing This Message Because I Am Dead. I Died. Right Then And There Because Bruno Is The Most Floofiest Cutest And Goodest Boi That’s Just Out And About For The First Time Since His Jabs! It Took Everything In My Power Not Cry In Public On The Street Near My Work. And I Stroked Him For Lots Of Minutes. 100000000000000000000/10 Would Die Again! Never Met A Baby Bernard Before. Also Don’t Want To Ignore The Bestest Retriever Who Understood Why Fluffybutt Was Getting All The Attention. Grace Poise And Dignity. 20000000000000000/10 Would Steal Both Dogs And Enjoy My New Life Of Crime!

Image credits: Nadie Keating

#83 Cutest Golden Retrievers!!!! Spotted At Ithaca’s Farmer’s Market

Image credits: Hayne Kim

#84 Cutest Little Baby Made My Day

Image credits: Serena Jayne

#85 Hekkin Cute Golden Boi Ralph

Image credits: Honor Penman

#86 Met A Friend Today Who Needed To Be Returned Home. Please Read Clancy The Runaways Dog Tag!!!

Image credits: Nicole Patrick‎

#87 I Met Iska Today, She’s An Iclandic Sheperd And She Loves People, Especially Kids ! Sometimes She’s Tired So They Have To Carry Her

Image credits: Moira Forde

#88 Today I Met Baxter At A Property I Sold. Can Confirm He Likes To Bite His Sister Ruby’s Ears And Liked My Shoes. 12/10 Puppy Dog Eyes Bonus Pic Of Snoot In The Comments

Image credits: Justin Spagnuolo

#89 Just Spotted This Unit Catching A Few Rays. Day Made.

Image credits: Max Robertson

#90 Parents New Neighbours Have A Very Playful Boi Spotted In Humlebæk, Denmark.

Image credits: Alexandra Jonsson

#91 Me The Cutest Bebé At A Dog Themed Brewery! This Gorl Is Chili, She's 8 Weeks Old, And She Hasn't Learned To Sit Still For A Picture Even Though She's Super Photogenic Anyway

Image credits: Joe Gates

#92 This Is My House, This Is Definitely Not My Dog

Image credits: Anisa Hashmi-Culling

#93 Blessed By A Baby Cloud At The Beach

Image credits: Jenna Berger

#94 On My Way Home I Saw This Huge Floof Refusing To Walk Despite His Mom Using Bribes And Pg13 Words. I Offered Mom And The (Obviously) Exhausted Pup A Ride. Mom Said, Thanks So Much, But He Does This Often And Needs To Learn It’s Not Rewarded By A Car Ride. I Told Her I Must Share The Story And Picture With A Friend. Here, Friend

Image credits: Marie Hood‎

#95 Is This Grumpy Gal For Sale Too?

Image credits: Zoë Johnston

#96 Met This Lil Nugget During A Socially Distanced Outing

Image credits: Hannah Rae

#97 Me Spotting A Lady Spotting A Dog Spotting Me!

Image credits: Johana Davila

#98 Met Ol Missy Today While Cleaning Houses. She Would Not Stop Borking, Or Growling, Had To Bait With Treats For Photos. She Genuinely Did Not Like My Presence. 10/10 Dog

Image credits: Nadine Lee

#99 Look. At. Lancelot

Image credits: Sophia Coleman-Makela

#100 Spotted This Cute Corgi In A Backpack! Her Name Is On The Backpack. She Was A Happy Girl.

Image credits: Tracy Korkuc

#101 Today I Met Zoey. When Her Mom Could No Longer Care For Her Puppy Siblings And Her, Their Human Sister Took Them In. But Then Her Sister Realized She Couldn't Care For Them All. So Zoey's New Parents Gave Her A Home On The Waterfront, Complete With Golf Cart Rides And Lots Of Neighbors Who Love Her. 14/10 There's Always Enough Love In Your Heart For A New Family

Image credits: Loren Sztajer

#102 Today I Have To Send My Baby Boomer Over The Rainbow Bridge. It’s Been A Tough Day And Then I See This Little Guy Who Cheered Me Up With A Sweet Little Lick. Y’all Meet Bronx The Most Perfect Doggo There Ever Was!

Image credits: Christina Lo Duca

#103 Meet Zoe The Cutest Cavoodle You’ve Ever Seen.

Image credits: Tashiya Rajasingham

#104 Saw This Cutie Driving Around Central Park Yesterday!

Image credits: Brittany Halinka

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This is an absolute mess of just emotional garbage, and it switches from first to second person bc some of the scenarios?? I couldnt imagine myself in and reverted to default just imagine this is you guys okay lmao.

i was tagged by beautiful @bbyjoonbug​ sorry it took me so long bub

Would you rather:

build a snowman with Taehyung OR have a snowball fight with Hoseok

      I wanna do both, we’re already out in the snow. I can start with the snowman with T** looking so adorable all rugged up in layers of coats and scarves and giving me a big boxy grin and getting distracted by his breath puffing out in clouds. Giving me his scarf when I put mine on the snow man and pulling it up around my chin, cute cute cute. And then everything changed when Hoseok attacked. It’ll be so much fun, with lots of yelling and cursing and he’ll probably accidentally destroy the snowman which is sad, the fight will only last like 5 mins before we’re over it and laying in the snow while I try and catch my breath and he’s laughing at me, then we’ll go get hot chocolate and sit under an old blanket by the fire all snuggled up together and warm and cosy. Anyway, super cute I wanna spend a white Christmas with BTS

get coffee with Yoongi OR get ice cream with Yoongi

Sitting at the back of a coffee shop in a secluded corner with yoongi?? Holding hands under the table or having his hand resting lightly on my thigh, feeding him the cream off the top of my iced coffee and wrinkling my nose at his americano. Quietly enjoying our drinks and each others company, content to just watch the other people in the coffee shop or flip through a magazine while he might do some work on his laptop.

go to the cinema with Jimin OR the amusement park with Jungkook

  Movies with jimin would be so cute and I do love going to the cinemas but listen, I LOVE THEMEPARKS, and Jungkook. Being able to share the adrenaline rush of a terrifying rollercoaster with him, and then just grinning at each other, eyes shining and racing back into line to do it again. Complaining about the expensive food but not wanting to eat the sandwiches we had packed bc ‘a hotdog sounds so good right now’. Spending most of the day waiting in lines and talking and leaning against each other when we’re tired and making conversation with the people behind us. Super cute I’m so emo.

do a dance cover with Hoseok OR sing a duet with Jin

 A bitch (me) can’t dance, damn. I’d probably nut being that close to hoseok listen I’m rlly in a hobi mood. I can’t sing either but Jin???? That’s my whole entire husband?? A romantic duet with Jin, I would die??? Looking into my eyes and singing something emotional and heartfelt in his gorgeous voice and skimming his hands down my arms when he’s close enough??? Kill me. Sharing a mic with him??? The planning and writing process before we even sing?? Nights sitting on a couch together leaning over a coffee table covered in papers, bouncing ideas off each other and laughing hysterically at everything and anything bc we’re sleep deprived??? Having him nap on my lap and just play with his hair and enjoy the moment. 

 kiss Namjoon OR cuddle Yoongi

 I can’t answer this fdhdtntrn its too hard I wanna die. Peppering Nams smiling face with little kisses, his eyelids his forehead his nose his chin his dimples his temples and jaw just tiny kisses everywhere, slow kisses in the morning tangled in the sheets?? Casual comfortable kisses over a table when we’re out to dinner, teary sweet goodbye kisses, heavy wet kisses straddling him in a chair in the studio, ‘baby baby baby’? Anyway, that’s enough of that mess. Cuddles with Yoongi??? Lazy days spent on the couch with a bunch of throw pillows and blankets and old comfortable trackies and stained sweaters, watching the fast-furious series or a sitcom, feeding each other chips and teasing each other when we get emotional over a certain scene. Crawling into bed with him after a tough day and snuggling up against his back and he murmurs in his sleep and leans back into me?? Super cute. Walking up and cuddling him for no reason and he just slings his arms around my waist and continues with his conversation and lets me just press my face into his chest and breath him in??? WOW SHE’S REALLY EMO TODAY.  

babysit with Jimin OR dogsit with Taehyung

 I’m so anxious around children I think somethings going wrong 24/7, also if the kid isn’t related to me…they annoying. Dog sitting with T**?? Super cute. (I’m not saying T**hyungs name ever again, he making me unfaithful to my man...I wouldn’t pass up dog sitting duties with him though...) Going to a dog park and watching them play fetch while I sit on a bench, reading a book and wondering who the real puppy is? Playing scissors paper rock to see who must clean up after the dog, watching him be Damatique ™ pulling the most adorable faces. T** passing out on the couch with the dog on his stomach and taking heaps of photos and making it my new lock screen. Accidentally letting the dog off the lead and it bolts and the two of us screaming after it, spending hours looking around town panicking and coming home to it curled up on the ‘Welcome’ mat at the front door, tail thumping lazily.  

film a commercial with Hoseok OR film a sketch with Taehyung

 A silly sketch with T** would be so much fun and that’s all I’m saying abt it bc thinking abt rehearsing our lines sitting on the floor of the practice room and laughing over the stupidity of it and getting excited when we think of something new to add is too much.

hug Jimin OR hold hands with Jungkook

 fjgnsthtrh, IM EMOTIONAL. Jk has such nice hands I’m really such a soft bitch for him and everything about him, walking together and feeling his knuckles brush against the back of my hand and looking up and he’s staring forward and chewing on the inside of his cheek, reaching out and entwining our fingers and looking back and he’s looking away and covering his mouth with his free hand and his ears are red? Loosely holding hands in the backseat of a car, both dozing off and leaning into one another? Jk laughing at something while out to dinner and reaching out across the table to grasp my hand and give it a squeeze and his eyes are shining and I’m back to being an emo bitch.

go to Paris with Jin OR to London with Yoongi

 Yes yes yes yes. Cute tourist photos with Jin, watching him go ‘WAAH’ whenever he sees something new, pointing excitedly out across the balcony of the hotel room and yelling about the view. Sharing a crepe and wiping the mess of cream off his chin with your thumb and he leans down to lick Nutella off the corner of ur mouth. Walking hand and hand through the louvre while he makes silly jokes about you being the true work of art, and jumping away from you and reminding you that you’re ‘not allowed to touch the masterpieces’ and you roll yours eyes and smack his chest bc he’s such an idiot but sososo cute.

film a drama with Jin OR do a photo shoot with Namjoon

 don’t get me started

attend an award show with Namjoon OR wear couple t-shirts at the airport with Jungkook

I’m squealing. This is so cute esp if It was something ridiculously gaudy and appalling and embarrassing and one of us wants to die and the other is beaming. 

spend a lazy day with Yoongi OR explore a city with Hoseok

 I CAN’T DECIDE THESE ARE SO GOOD. Lazy day with Yoongi, lounging about watching tv, getting up and going to the kitchen and asking if he wants a drink while ur up and looking over and he's scratching his chest under his shirt all stretched out on the couch and watching you with sleepy eyes and the door to the balcony’s open and the breeze is ruffling the sheer curtain softly and it's all tranquil and serene and warm.

Or being dragged through streets with hobi, him holding a map with one hand and clutching at yours with the other. A lane filled with street food and you stop at each stall and feed each other samples. Struggling to read the map and talking to strangers on the street and getting lost but ending up in cute backstreet cafes and busy parks. Spotting a pretty building on the horizon and deciding that that absolutely must be your next destination. Impulsively jumping onto a passing tram and wondering where it’ll take you.

fall asleep next to Jimin OR wake up next to Jungkook 

 Don’t look at me I’m about to write some real gross shit. But waking up to him placing soft kisses across ur shoulders and brushing the hair off your face and laughing softly and apologising for waking you? Waking up to him crawling into bed heavily and collapsing into the sheets beside you before grumbling something about a tough practice and pulling an all-nighter and slinging an arm across your hips and immediately passing out. Waking up and feeling his breath fan against the back of ur neck and his knees digging into your thighs and his arm under your body isn’t the most comfortable but it’s perfect anyway. Taking a nap on the couch and waking up to him sitting on the armchair across from you, watching tv and looking so relaxed and at home.

have a fun picnic with Hoseok OR a fancy date with Jin

 I can’t believe I’m openly cheating on my man like this but?? I’ll always choose a picnic over a fancy dinner I worked in fine dining for too long it’s lost the appeal. Cute though laying on a blanket by the beach or in a park wearing big floppy hats and sunglasses and loose flowing clothes. Feeding him fruit from the palm of your hand and his lips and chin are shiny with the juice and his kisses are sweet.  People watching and making small comments abt peoples fashion sense until it turns into full on judging and giving everyone a wild backstory and you both end up in hysterics. And he sings softly under his breath and you’re fine to lay in silence and cloud gaze, murmuring occasionally about some shape you see

have Jungkook serenade you OR have Taehyung sing you to sleep

I couldn’t handle being serenaded I would combust. But t**hyungs deep voice softly filling the room as he cards his fingers through my hair and his breath is fanning across the back of my neck and shoulders lightly and the lyrics don’t make any sense anymore he’s just singing about his day and how much he loves me and his hopes for the future and he pauses to press his lips to my shoulder and hums against my skin and I’d feel so warm and safe and loved is that too much for a girl to ask damn.

go camping with Jimin and Tae OR go to the beach with Namjoon and Yoongi

I live by the beach the beach is overrated. Camping in the forest with the boys?? A dream, sharing a big bed and waking up tangled in limbs and t**hyung took his socks of in the middle of the night so me and jimin are dying but it’s too cold outside to evacuate. Roasting marshmallows and having a few drinks around the fire and playing truth or dare and telling ghost stories that aren’t even that scary but still has everyone jumping at the smallest of sounds. Exploring the forest and taking pictures of everything. Jimin and t** getting into a mock fight and ending up sliding down an embankment, ending up covered in mud and chasing me around trying to give me a mud hug. Jimin swimming in the lagoon and flipping his wet hair out of his face like a fucking supermodel and me and t** are shook. Me and t** struggling to start the fire but we watched a YouTube video abt it before we left and we’re like 100% sure we’ve got this, jimin running out of patience and throwing a few firelighters into the pit and pulling out a box of matches.

have a sleepover with the hyung line OR a birthday party with the maknae line

 ???? nams in a flannel pj set?? Everyone barefaced and sleepy, sharing one massive bed, sandwiched between hoseok and jin? Being able to see Yoongi curled up and adorable? Nams stretching out and taking all the room and being just straight up adorable? Circling back to being sandwiched between hoseok and jin? Snuggling with jin? Coddled by jin?

celebrate Halloween with Jungkook, Yoongi, Tae, and Hoseok OR Christmas with Namjoon, Jimin and Jin

 once again I choose the one without jin but listen Halloween is just so much better also t**hyung and hoseok really got me feeling a way lately and Jungkook is everyone’s bias wrecker. Plus, we’re all adults and adults drink in Australia on Halloween and do stupid shit, so yeah. Going clubbing with the boys all dressed up, getting mortal, staying till close or till someone gets kicked out and then stumbling home? A dream. The boys drunkenly singing bst and t** trying to get into the DJ’s booth to rap cypher lmao, Jungkook and hoseok dancing like absolute hos, slut dropping and even twerking unironically what a mess what a great time. Yoongi just nodding and raising his drink that never seems to empty bc he’s just smashing them down and getting refills, looking like an absolute snack all in black. Getting the uber driver to take us through maccas on the way home and ordering four family boxes. Most of it ends up on the car floor and spilled in the driveway and we get a 1-star rating. All falling asleep with our costume sand makeup still on in the loungeroom. 

GOD IM SORRY ITS SO LOOONG okay anyway what a mess ill tag @sugaas​ @hxtape​ @forestcottage​ @killv​ @jho-seok​ @softseoks @fhawn @hobsbf @silkguk @okimtae @joonsamor  @gothicsuga @girlsheart @hxxtape @hobih

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ABC of Me

Tagged by: Technically by @twindoodle. But really I just saw it on my dash and was like “yeah im bored at work let’s do this”

A - Age: 23

B - Biggest Fear: Not being successful. I’m so ambitious and set unrealistically high standards for myself and then hate myself when I can’t reach them. But I don’t stop. Because that’s who I am. (slytherin ftw best house 12/10 would recommend)

C - Current time: 10:00 AM

D - Drink you last had: Caramel iced coffee from good ol’ Dunkin Donuts.

E - Everyday starts with: My labrador whining in my face between 5 and 6 am because he wants to go out and my cocker spaniel sleeping by my feet. 

F - Favorite Song: Uhhh at the moment it’s going to have to be Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran. I like too many genres of music to have a real favorite. I have a favorite in every genre.

G - Ghosts, are they real?: I definitely believe there are some beings that exist in a ghostly way. I’ve had too many weird and unexplainable experiences throughout my life for there to not be.

H - Hometown: Beachwood, New Jersey. And I still live there. :)

I - In love with: My dogs and my cat. They’re my children. The only children I ever want.

J - Jealous of: “My friends’ friends. I feel left out pretty easily and I know I shouldn’t and its unhealthy in my relationships but I squash it down pretty well most of the time.” -twindoodle..... This is quite accurate and I must confess that I feel the same. I have friends who I always go to first when something happens (be it good or bad), but I’m pretty sure I’m nobody’s first person to go to when things happen to them.

K - Killed Someone: One time I burned someone so bad that they just died from the embarrassment.

L - Last time you cried: Last night. I was watching the new Anne (of Green Gables) TV show on CBC (coming to Netflix tomorrow!!!) and it’s just so good. I was crying because Anne was crying. And as a fellow Anne with an E, I can’t help but sympathize with her. 

M - Middle Name: Catherine

N - Number of Siblings: Just my one “little” brother. He’s 3 years younger than me and a foot taller than me. We’re really close.

O - One Wish: To have a house of my own, surrounded by my friends and pets, and be satisfied with my career and how my life turned out.

P - Person you last called/text: My boss, because he wrote a check last night after I left the office and didn’t leave any details on the amount he wrote it for or who it was to or anything. And wrote it from the wrong bank account. So I was scolding him and grilling him for information.

Q - Question you’re always asked: “Are you old enough to do [insert thing]?” I look like I’m between 12 and 15 depending on what I’m wearing and how much makeup I have on. I’m 23. It’s fine. I’ll look like I’m 25 when I’m in my 40s.

R - Reason to smile: The people I love. My dogs and my cat. The fact that I work within walking distance of the ocean and can smell the sea on the breeze when it’s blowing westward. My D&D groups, who give me a reason to persevere through the week so that I can spend time with them. That I have a good job that I enjoy and a kind boss who gives me free rein to make my own schedule as long as I get my work done.

S - Song You Last sang: Oh it’s definitely Alexander Hamilton from Hamilton...I have my iTunes on shuffle right now and I can’t help but sing the song quietly to myself, even though I’m at work right now.

T - Time you woke up: 6:30 AM. My dog let me sleep in a bit this morning.

U - Underwear color: Pink with red, black, and white stripes.

V - Vacation Destination: I really enjoyed Ireland and Italy, so I’d have to choose one of them as a favorite and would love to go back. For more realistic vacation destinations, I’ll stick with Disney World and Universal Orlando. As for somewhere I’ve never been before, I’ve always dreamed of going to Egypt and seeing the pyramids at Giza.

W - Worst Habit: I am the worst procrastinator in the universe. I procrastinate things I don’t want to do. I procrastinate things I LOVE to do. I just don’t have the motivation to do anything. It’s taken me 40 minutes to do this post because I keep stopping to so other things.

X - X-rays: I had an x-ray done in high school for the stupidest reason. I was dogsitting for my friend’s rottweiler and she headbutt my hand and managed to sprain three of my fingers. She was too friendly of a dog for her own good.

Y - Your favorite foods: I’m quite partial to spaghetti with cacio e pepe at the moment. Pasta with Parmesan cheese and fresh cracked black pepper. I usually use spaghetti and pair it with some baked Italian seasoned chicken. It takes less than 30 minutes to make (counting the time to bake the chicken) and is simple enough that I, with no cooking skills, can make it.

Z - Zodiac Sign: Libra

And any of my followers who want to do this, please do and tag me in it because I love to read random things about people and learn about you.

[tae-purple]

BTS: “WOULD YOU RATHER” TAG

Basically @juayhu and I are bored so let’s do this

WARNING: This has the NSFW part so feel free to skip that part (is under the cut so dw), also you dont need to do it if dont want uvu

I’m tagging @juayhu @vitaminniedk @snowdae @twerkmasterjungkookie @lilchubchim and @melunix 

Would you rather:

- build a snowman with V OR have a snowball fight with J-Hope (DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOOOOOWMAAAAAAN)

- get coffee with Suga OR get ice cream with Suga (im a hoe for ice cream)

- go to the cinema with Jimin OR the amusement park with Jungkook

- do a dance cover with J-Hope OR sing a duet with Jin

- kiss Rap Monster OR cuddle Suga (he is the perf size)

- babysit with Jimin OR dogsit with V (puppy’s and Tae? HEAVEN)

- meet J-Hope’s family OR have V meet your family(actually...)

- film a commercial with J-Hope OR film a sketch with V

- hug Jimin OR hold hands with Jungkook ( I LOVE BOTH )

- go to Paris with Jin with OR to London with Suga 

– film a drama with Jin OR do a photo shoot with Rap Monster

– attend an award show with Rap Monster OR wear couple t-shirts at the airport with Jungkook

- spend a lazy day with Suga OR explore a city with J-Hope

- fall asleep next to Jimin OR wake up next to Jungkook

- make up a silly rap with V OR a silly choreography with Jin

- have a fun picnic with J-Hope OR a fancy date with Jin

- have Jungkook serenade you OR have V sing you to sleep ( BOTH I CAN’T)

- have a dance party with J-Hope OR sing karaoke with Suga

- go camping with Jimin and V OR go to the beach with Rap Monster and Suga (VMIN IS WILD)

- cook with Jin OR bake a cake with Jimin (COOK WITH JIN A CAKE FOR CHIM)

- have a sleepover with the hyung line OR a birthday party with the maknae line ( BBYS <3 )

- celebrate Halloween with Jungkook, Suga, V and J-Hope OR Christmas with Rap Monster, Jimin and J-Hope

NSFW UNDER THE CUT!

Don’t judge me pls

Would you rather:

- dom J-Hope OR sub Jin

- wear lingerie for Rap Monster OR put lingerie on Jimin

– tie up Jungkook OR get tied up by V ( why not both? )

- pull Suga’s hair OR get your hair pulled by Rap Monster

- have shower sex with Jimin OR have pool sex with V (it’s summer here so...)

- perform oral on Jungkook OR have J-Hope go down on you (???)

- have romantic sex with Jin OR rough sex with Jimin

- have angry sex with V OR make up sex with Suga

- suck hickeys onto Jungkook’s neck OR get hickeys from V ( yes, both is good(?))

- put a blind fold on Jimin OR get blind folded by Rap Monster

- have phone sex with Rap Monster OR Skype sex with J-Hope

- ride Jimin’s thigh OR ride Jungkook’s thigh  ( PERO MIRA ESOS JAMONES (?))

- have Jin call you “kitten” OR Rap Monster call you “babygirl”

- wear a collar for Jin OR put a collar on Jimin ( i dont even- wtf none tbh)

- beg for Suga OR make Jungkook beg for you 

- have sex backstage with J-Hope OR in the kitchen with Jin ( well...(?))

– get teased under the table at a dinner by Rap Monster OR tease Jimin

- play never have i ever with Rap Monster, Suga and Jungkook OR strip poker with J-Hope, Jimin, V and Jin

– do body shots with Rap Monster, Suga and Jin OR get lap dances from J-Hope, Jimin, Jungkook and V ( it’s lap dances from dance line + v like is that even a question???)

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Kpop tag game

Tagged by @edenalieth :)

10 groups/artists you like besides Kpop/liked before Kpop ? Used to be 1D trash, Little Mix, Ariana Grande, Ella Eyre, Hailee Steinfeld, Pentatonix, Selena Gomez, Troye Sivan, Fall Out Boy and Nicki Minaj

10 favorite non-kpop songs ? *currently*

(this is gonna be a lot from the same artists lol)

Little Mix: Salute, Power, Touch and Freak, Ariana Grande: Into You and Forever Boy, Justin Bieber: Love Yourself, Hailee Steinfeld: Rock Bottom and tbh I can’t think of another 2 lol

10 favorite movies ?

I don’t watch movies often so I’m not sure...

10 favorite tv shows, including anime & cartoons

Haikyuu, The Librarians, Yuri On Ice, Kuroko no Basuke, Toddlers and Tiaras fight me, 90 Day Fianc��, Noragami, Death Note, Ouran Highschool Host Club and No. 6

10 favorite manga/comics

The only mangas I’ve read all/the majority of are Haikyuu, Ouran and Death note

10 things you enjoyed before kpop/enjoy besides kpop, that won’t fit in the lists above ?

taking photos, fashion, makeup, interior decor stuff, writing, looking at fanart/fiction, hanging with friends, funny videos, walking and food

Another Tag Game

Nickname: Coco is the main one and butterfly by one friend

Starsign: Leo

Height: 165cm

Time right now: 11:09pm

Last thing googled: Southeastern exucse dice (uk train memes ;))

Favorite music artists: top faves are: BTS, Little Mix and Ariana Grande

Song stuck in your head: I always have blood, sweat and tears stuck in my head ok (apart from yesterday it was breaking free from hsm...)

Last movie watched: I actually don’t remember oh no

Last TV show watched: The Librarians

What are you wearing right now: oversided black top, black leggings and black trainers so colourful

When did you create your blog: I think like 4 years ago just before summer

What kind of stuff do you post: Mostly BTS or anime with some shitposts and Little Mix

Do you have any other blogs: I had a fashion one that I never used

Do you get asks regularly: as if

Why did you choose your URL: nevermind was taken (I love that song) and I love yoongi so min-nevermind

Gender: Female

Hogwarts house: I did it a couple years ago and got Slytherin so I re-took it and got Ravenclaw lmao

Pokemon team: Psychic (on pokemon go im team valor)

Favourite colour: Grey, blue, white and black

Average hours of sleep: ah.....like 2-4 hours

Lucky number: Don’t have one

Favorite character(s): Aomine Daiki, Tsukishima Kei, Ezekiel Jones, Ootori Kyoya

How many blankets do you sleep with: 1 duvet

Dream job: Something in fashion so styling, media journalism stuff like that

Following: People I’m following? Mainly kpop blogs

BTS Would You Rather

Would you rather:

Build a snowman with V OR have a snowball fight with jhope

Get coffee with suga OR get ice cream with suga

go to the cinema with jimin OR the amusement park with jungkook

do a dance cover with jhope OR sing a duet with jin

kiss rap monster OR cuddle suga

babysit with jimin OR dogsit with v 

meet jhope’s family OR have v meet your family

film a commercial with jhope OR film a sketch with V

hug jimin OR hold hands with jungkook (both pls...)

go to paris with jin OR go to London with suga

film a drama with jin OR do a photo shoot with rap monster

attend an award show with rap monster OR wear couple tshirt at the airport with jungkook

spend a lazy day with suga OR explore the city with jhope (how about city with suga ;))

fall asleep next to jimin OR wake up next to jungkook

make up a silly rap with v OR a silly choreography with jin

have jungkook serenade you OR v sing you to sleep (serenades seem kinda awkward ngl)

have a dance party with jhope OR sing karaoke with suga 

go camping with jimin and v OR go to the beach with rap monster and suga

cook with jin OR bake a cake with jimin

have a sleepover with the hyung line OR a birthday party with the maknae line

celebrate halloween with  jungkook, suga, v and jhope OR Christmas rap monster, jimin and jhope

~NSFW Time~ *SOS* i really hope no one I know sees this ok

Would you rather:

dom jhope OR sub jin

wear lingerie for rap monster OR put lingerie on jimin

tie up jungkook OR get tied up by v (y’all...)

pull suga’s hair OR get your hair pulled by rap monster

have shower sex with jimin OR have sex pool with v

perform oral on jungkook OR have jhope go down on you (i feel like im gonna be picking both for everything ok)

have a romantic sex with jin OR rough sex with jimin

have angry sex with v OR make up sex with suga

suck hickeys onto jungkook’s neck OR get hickeys from v

put a blindfold on jimin OR get blindfolded by rap monster

have phone sex with rap monster OR Skype sex with jhope

ride jimin’s thigh OR ride jungkook’s thigh

have jin call you “kitten” OR rap monster call you “babygirl”

wear a collar for jin OR put a collar on jimin

beg for suga OR make jungkook beg for you

have sex backstage with jhope OR in the kitchen with jin

get teased under the table at a dinner by rap monster OR tease jimin

play never have i ever with rap monster, suga and jungkook (although I don’t drink so...)OR strip poker with jhope, jimin, v and jin

do body shots with rap monster, suga and jin OR get lap dances from jhope, jimin, jungkook and v

Pick A Member | BTS

Rules: Pick ONE of the members listed for each question and explain why! Be honest ad don’t just pick your favourite for every answer. Do not choose a memeber who is not listed and try to answer every question.

1. Amusement park date ? Jin/Taehyung/Jimin

• He’s the loudest and most crazy so I think it would be more fun with him. If I’m around energetic people I get energetic too

2. Spend a lazy afternoon with ? Jin/Jungkook/Yoongi

• Would be pretty chill, some banter, music and sleeping prob

3.Play 1v1 sports with ? Jimin/Hoseok/Taehyung

• I wouldn’t want to take it seriously lmao J-hope gonna have my back when I fuck up

4.Make out session with ? Yoongi/Jungkook/Jimin

• my boi suga

5.Cheek kisses ? Jin/Hoseok/Jimin

• He’s so cute who wouldn’t?

6.Do a YouTube boyfriend does your make up tag with ? Hoseok/Taehyung/Namjoon

• Like he’d probably try really hard yet also probably poke my eye out but it would be funny lol

7.Introduce to your parents ? Jimin/Jungkook/Taehyung

• Although my mum loves Jungkook the most, Jimin is so cute and I wanna see how he would act in that situation lol I bet he’s so polite

8.Go to a haunted house with ? Yoongi/Namjoon/Hoseok

• I don’t get scared easily so I want someone to laugh at lmao it would be entertaining ok

9.Drunk nights with ? Hoseok/Jimin/Jin

• Just gonna say none bc I don’t drink

10.Who would you want to see do aegyo for a whole day as a punishment ? Namjoon/Yoongi/Jungkook

• I would die it would be hilarious

11.Who would help you pick out outfits ? Taehyung/Namjoon/Yoongi

• I really like Yoongi’s style so he would do great. I’d pick Namjoon but like I might end up in some weird shit 

12.School dance date ? Jin/Namjoon/Hoseok

• He would take it the least seriously/least awkward out of the other two lmao I’d rather have a laugh than take it seriously lol

13.Sing a duet with ? Taehyung/Jimin/Jungkook

• I think our voices would suit best and his voice is some good shit

14.Would make you breakfast in bed ? Yoongi/Jin/Jungkook

• Ok but like imagine Jin bringing you breakfast...a great thought

15.Go on a late night adventure with ? Jungkook/Taehyung/Namjoon

• I was gonna say Tae but we’d probably end up in a ditch somewhere and I see Jungkook liking walking around at 2am instead of some crazy stuff 

16. First time ? Taehyung/Jimin/Yoongi

• again, my boi I can’t say anyone else lol

17. Whose clothes you’d steal and wear ? Jin/Taehyung/Hoseok

•  He wears a lot of oversized clothes and I love that 10/10

18.Late deep night conversations with ? Namjoon/Yoongi/Jungkook

• I think we have quite similar personalities/thoughts so I would wanna know whats going on inside his head

19. Who’d you have a play water fight with ? Jimin/Hoseok/Taehyung

• It would just be so fun and careless lol I love his energy

20.Who would you say you’re most compatible with ? (Choose any of the 7 members but remember, favoristism and compatibility are two different things).

• Everyone I know who knows about bts say I’m very similar to Yoongi and I think we tend to get along with people who are like us in some way bc we understand eachother

Bias Tag

Rules: pick 10 biases and answer the questions. No specific order.

(trying to think of those outside of bts lol)

1.Yoongi

2.Jimin

3.Jeonghan

4.Suho

5.Moonbyul

6.Jin

7.Jungkook

8.Jiyoon

9.Taehyung

10.Jeongyeon

1. Between 3&6, whose most recent concept do you like more?

• BTS - BS&T

2. Between 2&10, who would you rather be stranded on an island with ?

• Jeongyeon -  as much as I love Jimin more I feel like he’d probably have a breakdown or something

3.Between 4&8, who would you trust to take care of you when you were drunk ?

• Suho.... why do I think he’d act like a dad...I don’t know...

4.Between 1&2, who would you go in jail for ?

• Jimin

5.Between 5&9, who is a better visual to you ?

• Both...

6.Between 7&8, who would you rather save from a sinking ship ?

•  I can’t... Jungkook...? 

7.Between 6&10, who would you rather have a movie marathon with ?

• Jeongyeon Idk why lmao

8.Between 1&10, who do you think makes a better impression ?

• Jeongyeon, I know a lot of people don’t think Yoongi gives off the better.

9.Between 3&7, who would you prefer to kiss in the rain ?

• Jungkook

10.Between 5&6, who would you rather have a summer fling with ?

• Jinnnn

11.Between 5&7, who would you rather do drugs with ?

• Neither lmao

12.Between 3&8, who would you rather take home to your parents ?

• Jeonghan 

13.Between 9&10, whose wardrobe do you want more ?

• Taehying! I love his style

14.Between 4&10, who would you be more surprised to see cry ?

• Suho

15.Between 1&4, who would you rather have kiss you on the forehead ?

• Yoongi!!!

16.Between 2&3, who would you rather have hug from behind ?

• Jimin

17.Between 5&2, whose group do you stan more ?

• BTS

18.Between 4&9, who is higher up on your bias list ?

• Taehyung

19.Between 1&7, who would you open your door up to during the purge ?

• I’d trust both a lot however I feel like Jungkook is less likely to like...go insane or something lmao

20. Between 6&9, who would you rather go to a haunted house with ?

• Tae - I was gonna say Jin but Tae would probably just scream then laugh at everything lol

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