#IM .

[ptewie]

IM SO NORMAL IM SO NORMAL IM SO FUCKING NORMAL

IM INSANE IM INSANE IM INSANE IM INSANE IM INSANE OFF REMAKE OFF REMAKE IM INSANE IM INSANE IM INSANE

[ravenclod]

are friend crushes a thing? i know they are in the sense of "oh i want to be friends with them " but what if youre already friends?? like you giggle and kick ur feet thinking abt them and smile and want them to be happy so much and love hugging them n it sounds weird bur cuddling w them but u dont get butterflies or imagine dating them or kissing or get blushy crushy or get nervous and giggly or whatever. please help

[shesmore-shoebill]

this episode is revealing that amanda truly missed her calling as a crack fic writer

[lnochesreversiblesl]

Hola. Felí Navidad☆

[applestruda]

Shapes in the deep

[escritos-literarios99]

[hellfire--cult]

THEY'RE AT HIS PICNIC TABLEEEEEE

im gonNA CRYYYYY

[achillesbeloathed]

how will you sleep at night? next to my wife.how will you sleep at night? next to my wife.how will you sleep at night? next to my wife. hOW wiLL yOu SleEP at NiGht. NEXT. TO MY WIFE. how will you sleep at night? next to me wife!!! how will you sleep at night? next to my wife!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW WILL YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? NEXT. TO. MY. WIFE.

[anchoeritic]

ellie getting shy around camgirl!reader when you ask to pleasure her — where her kisses begin to get slower, deeper, just like the digits you had thrusting in and out of her. “lemme take care of you, baby. think i’ll make you cum, honey?” all she could get out were hot, breathy noises as your lips travelled down south of her naked body. “o-okay…” the curve of her breasts were especially emphasized by your kisses, your tongue swirling around her pretty pink nipples asking to be played with. she had completely forgotten about the laptop camera set on your bare bodies, the realization making her cheeks go flush.

but that didn’t stop her from trying to cum. her back arched off the bed once your fingers hit the spot she needed you the most, whining out for more while her hips moved rigid against you. “please, please, please…” ellie used her words, feeling her high come close. you could only smirk against her skin, fingering her harder. faster. “so needy for mama to make you cum, huh? tell them how good i’m makin’ you feel, els. tell them how deep mama’s fingers are,” you moved out the way so the camera would be directly faced to her wet pussy and your fingers. “so f—fucking deep, mmm..”

[modmad]

About the pig fursuit post...... Mod pls tell me you didn't tag it with some h*rry p*tter nonsense. Unless it's a name from some other fandom and I'm just reading it wrong 🙏

... Beatrix Potter. You mean the tag I used... the globally famous author of beloved children's books with animals who is completely unrelated to any wizards Beatrix Potter.

[loseractivities]

in the script they died next to each other i repeat in the script they died next to each oth

(oh no rys ranting about the symbolism behind the knife and the gun and stu and billys dynamic as a whole pretend you cant hear him...)

[reigningm4x]

maxverstappen1: thank you Spa, wishing you all a lovely summer break ✌️

[dear-ao3]

who on earth gave harry hook the right to have that much untapped sexual tension in a disney channel movie in the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen

[mayaskribbles]

a white egret orchid. in the language of flowers, it symbolizes the phrase: "my thoughts will follow you into your dreams"

[crystalmagpie447]

ouhghy random

moon

Falls over and dies