#ILY TOO ANON...

[h0nkshroom]

I love you and your art style. marry me💍💍💍

Anon I am sloppy style kissing you rn, we shall be wed at the crack of dawn 💐💐

[hinamie]

please any atla gojo lore. anything please im begging on my knees hands pressed together like im praying to god

I really wish I could anon :'> we tried to think of non-spoiler-y lore we could share but turns out every aspect of his character is either a. major spoilers or b. a near-direct echo of canon but make it atla flavoured (ie. his relationships w/ geto/shoko/nanami/haibara; him being The Strongest(tm) in-universe, etc). I guess there's technically the satosugu betrothal but that's already Public Knowledge given that there's art, plus the details are (surprise!) more spoilers

so ...yeah.... unfortunately you'll just have to wait to learn more about him in the fic :"> please accept this compensatory art as apology even though i am Not sorry in fact the pleas of the commonfolk make me cackle

jjk atla!au with @philosophiums

[necrotic-nephilim]

au - tim sneaking out of jason's room one night at the manor and accidentally locking eyes with dick who is sneaking out of bruce's room at the exact same time, breakfast is very awkward the next morning

(i did think of having it be jason instead of tim but honestly jason has 0 shame and even less issue outing himself if it means fucking with bruce and, to a lesser extent, dick)

i'm cackling I love these types of things so much. they're so silly. sometimes we deserve mindless crack for these ships. have a *very* low effort ficlet bc this just makes me snort, enjoy <3

Dick closed Bruce's door as quietly as he could. Usually, he didn't have to sneak around when he slept with Bruce. But the temporary room Bruce had given Jason in the manor was just down the hall, and Dick didn't feel like looking Jason in the eye if he walked out of Bruce's bedroom in the morning at the wrong time.

Just because he was pretty sure Jason knew, didn't mean he needed confirmation and confrontation.

Dick had almost caved to staying in bed with Bruce when Bruce tried to pull him back down, but he kept some level of wits about him, prying Bruce's arm off of him and giving him a final kiss on the cheek before heading for the door.

The one thing Dick did allow himself, though, was wearing one of Bruce's shirts instead of his own. It was a size too large on him but smelled safe and comforting. Dick breathed a quiet sigh of relief when the door latched silently. He let go of the handle, turning around to creep off to his own bedroom in another wing.

And found himself staring at another figure.

With all of the lights off and only faint moonlight streaming through the windows, Dick couldn't tell who it was, at first. His reaction was embarrassing no matter who it was, jumping nearly a foot backward and clutching a hand over his chest.

He was a goddamn vigilante. This was just embarrassing.

The other person wasn't nearly as shocked as Dick, but they stood perfectly still, staring with wide eyes that faintly reflected what little light illuminated their face. Dick squinted, leaning forward to see who it was.

"Tim?" Dick hissed, trying to keep his voice to a whisper. Bruce had fallen asleep and if Dick woke him up now, he was never going to get the stubborn bastard back to bed.

Tim, still looking like a deer in headlights, just blinked at Dick.

"What are you doing up this late?" Dick asked. They'd all agreed to take tonight's patrol off, letting Babs, Helena, Dinah, and Zinda handle it in exchange for tackling the massive human trafficking ring in the morning with fresh eyes and cleared heads. The job was the only thing that had gotten Jason to agree to work with them in the first place. Bruce barely managed to strong-arm Jason into sleeping in the manor, with a decent amount of guilting from Alfred.

Jason, who was in the room only a few feet away from Dick. The room that Tim's hand was resting on the doorknob of.

"That's Jason's room," Dick said slowly.

Tim just nodded. "I know." He wasn't whispering like Dick was, but his tone remained impossible to read.

He just saw Dick walk out of Bruce's room. Had he put it together? It was Tim, after all. if he hadn't yet, Dick assumed he only had a couple minutes before it dawned on Tim.

"What were you doing in Jason's room?" Dick frowned. If he focused on Tim, it could keep the focus off of him for as long as possible. Dick tried to ignore how fast his heart was beating.

Tim's expression was hard to make out in the dark. "We were talking about the case." Still, his tone remained entirely neutral.

Too neutral, for Tim.

"At two am?"

"Well, what were you doing?" Tim huffed slightly when he said it, folding his arms over his chest.

He was shirtless, Dick just realized.

Shirtless and coming out of Jason's room.

"I was-" Dick stumbled over his words, choking as he tried to come up with an alibi. "We were talking about the-"

"I already used that excuse, pick your own," Tim deadpanned. Dick was pretty sure he also rolled his eyes. "I've known about you and Bruce for years, you know. You don't have to pretend."

The noise that came out of Dick's throat was almost as mortifying as the realization that not only did Jason likely know, but so did Tim.

"It... okay it has not been years," Dick's face was hot and he was glad it was too dark for Tim to see his blush. "I mean- it's been a while but not years-"

"Whatever you say." Tim shrugged, sounding unconvinced. "There have been feelings between you two for years, close enough for me."

If Dick died, right here, in this hallway in front of Bruce's door, he hoped the cause of death would be put down as homicide instead of natural causes. Because every word from Tim's mouth made another piece of Dick die inside, just a little.

"It's none of your business either way." Dick tried to stand up straight to sound more in control of the situation, clearing his throat.

"Trust me, I don't want it to be my business."

Dick would've laughed, if this was happening to anyone but him.

"What about... you and Jason?" Dick asked carefully.

Tim shifted on his feet. "What about it? I told you, we were talking about the case."

"Right." It was Dick's turn to roll his eyes. "In his bedroom, at two am, without your shirt?"

Tim stared at Dick for a long, torturous moment. A moment that made Dick agree with Tim, about not wanting to know any sordid details.

"I'm going to bed," Tim said suddenly, turning away from Dick. "Goodnight."

Dick had a thousand more questions he wanted to ask. How Tim and Jason even got together, when it happened. Last Dick knew, they could barely stand to be in the same room.

But Tim was walking away at an alarmingly brisk pace and Dick just sighed. He was too tired and mortified about his own secrets to chase Tim down for an impromptu interrogation that would just end up embarrassing them both more.

Maybe it was best for Dick's sanity if he didn't know the specifics.

Dick didn't consider how awkward it would be until he was standing in the kitchen, staring at Jason bent over a cup of coffee.

Did Jason know Dick knew? It didn't seem like he did, but he had always had a good poker face.

When Tim ambled into the kitchen and grabbed overnight oats from the fridge, he didn't even look at Dick. He seemed to be pointedly avoiding it, sitting as far away from Dick as he could at the oversized dining room table.

All while Dick couldn't seem to stop staring.

"Your cereal is going to get soggy," Jason muttered, and it took Dick a moment to realize Jason was talking to him. "At least eat it before trying to explode my head with your mind, or whatever your staring problem is."

"I'm not-" Dick stuttered. he shut himself up with a mouthful of cereal when Cass gave him an odd look.

Would she be able to figure it out just from his body language?

Dick had never fully understood the lengths her ability to read people could go. he looked away from her and stared at a random spot on the table, trying to eat at a normal pace.

Bruce was the last to wander into the kitchen. He squeezed Dick's shoulder as he walked by, making Dick jump. It was an innocent enough touch that no one would question, but all Dick could think about was the brief look from Tim before he quickly averted his eyes again.

The silence around the table was going to eat Dick alive. He started eating cereal faster.

"Oh for fuck's sake," Jason broke the tension, throwing his head back and slamming an empty mug down onto the table. "Everyone knows you two are fucking, alright?" He gestured between Dick and Bruce. "Stop being so goddamn weird about it, you're acting like there's a bomb in the room."

Bruce choked on his coffee. "Jason." He tried to sound reprimanding, but his voice was a few octaves too high.

Dick threw his hands in the air. "I knew you knew about that, but I didn't know about you and Tim until last night so excuse me for feeling a little awkward."

"You didn't know about what?" Bruce nearly yelled, spinning around to face Jason.

"Damnit, Dick!" Tim groaned, putting his head in his hands.

Jason just scoffed, pointing a fork at Bruce. "Oh don't even give me that self-righteous bullshit-"

Their argument went back and forth while Tim just rubbed his temples, muttering to himself and glaring at Dick.

Worst of all, Dick was pretty sure Cass was giggling next to him under her covered mouth.

Dick just sighed and ducked his head, dutifully waiting for the ground to open up and swallow him whole.

So much for his breakfast.

[frankcastiglione]

Im having a Tyler thot at 9am

So a while back there was this thing going around about how guys can feel your.......heartbeat on their crotch......when you sit on their lap

So imagine having a BBQ in yours and Tyler's backyard with his friends, its late in the evening and everyone is full with good food and a couple beers surrounded by a campfire. Just chatting and having a good time

You're sitting in Tyler's lap, slightly tired from the excitement of the day but incredibly worked up from watching tyler man the grill and tossing a football around with the boys

Tyler is listening to the chatter, mindlessly rubbing his thumb against your hips. Feeling his hands on you, you start thinking about his hand traveling up your skirt and rubbing you through your panties.

While you're deep in your imagination, you don't notice how your hand that was resting on the back of Tyler's neck is now running through Tyler's hair, slightly pulling it and releasing it, causing Tyler to grip your hip and his other hand nearly squeezing the can of beer hes been nursing. You don't notice how you're shifting in his lap to ease the increasing throbbing between your legs.

But Tyler can feel it. He can feel it and his chest swells with pride and lust knowing that you need him just as much as he needs you.

He looks at you for a moment, there's a dazed far off look in your eye, innocent. No one but him would be able to tell what you're fantasizing about.

He kisses your jaw, lightly nipping on it to get your attention. You come to and look back at him, letting out a shuddering breath when you realize what you've been doing.

He leans against your ear, kissing that sweet spot underneath it before whispering, "soon as everyone leaves, my little firecracker, I'm all yours." He presses another kiss to your neck and goes back to the conversation around the campfire. But not before placing his cowboy hat on your head.

Its time to start thinking of a way to get everyone to leave.

OMG ANON??? HELLO???? i saw this when i woke up but then i fell back asleep what a beautiful thing to wake up to???

what i would give to sit in this man's lap and get kisses from him and a promise of some fun later? the lil detail of the cowboy hat is EXTRA cute and devastating in the best way. he gets up all casual to talk to his friends knowing full well ur having a crisis over there. no doubt he throws you little winks when he makes eye contact w/ you from across the way. he knows what's on your mind now.

when the guests finally leave, tyler sits back down on one of the longer cushier chairs and beckons for you to come join him. "where were we?" he asks and kisses you softly, then deepens it. now it's a tangle of limbs and scrambling to unbuckle belts and unzipper pants, the need to be w/ each other is strong. the pent up need was about to break you both.

the campfire is now glowing embers; and the fire he's ignited in you has just begun to burn.

[fatuismooches]

If Zandik really loved his spouse he would have set a rotating roster of Segments to ensure that they are never alone for too long. All those Segments and no schedule? How dare!

Ciao, anyways so. Several Dadtorre fluffs.

First idea: Dottore having a crisis and thinking that he is a horrible father, Shinji pose and everything on the chair, contemplating the perceived mistakes he did. Meanwhile, his Segments are staring and him judgy *including* his spouse with a dry stare because their child is literally his biggest fan.

Dottore had taken their child up a summit to point out stars, even told the child how they could tell the skies are false. The stars on that direction are suspiciously repeating like the ones behind them - there was a strange thin clearing between the twinkling stars like there were seams going across the sky.

Once you see them, you will never remember what the false sky had looked like before. The child had been fixated on it since, excitedly chattering that they will be the first one to explore those strange seams in the sky after father had showed it to them. They will discover many things like him, just you wait!

Second idea: Dottore insisting that he is NOT spoiling their child—

Omega drags in the 50th custom toy Dottore has made behind him as he says this.

Never in all his centuries of life did Dottore ever see himself becoming a father - it was something so ludicrous that it never once crossed his mind for very obvious reasons, he knew the kind of man he was. It was you who had to gently convince and reassure him that he could be a good father if he truly tried, and you'd be there every step of the way with him. He had doubts, but he decided to listen to your soothing words - you always seemed to be right in these situations anyway. It really is a great thing that he has you... because sometimes he needs some sense put into that stupidly smart yet foolish brain of his.

Sure, Dottore can be awkward and surprisingly clumsy at times when dealing with his child, but his love for his kid is abundantly clear. He's even surprised you quite a few times by taking the initiative, although in the beginning, he was admittedly a bit closed off (perhaps unsure of if he deserved this, or even if his kid deserved a father like him, if he would unwittingly end up rewriting his own childhood of loneliness.) Despite this, your heart swells at how he continues to get closer and closer to his kid, protecting them from the world.

...Which is why it simultaneously upsets and saddens you when Dottore doubts himself. Like... he's one of the smartest people in Teyvat! How is it so hard to see something that's right in front of him?! His child adores him, constantly looking up at him with pleading eyes when he's supposed to be working (he has to pass them to you otherwise he'll give in.) The kid always clings to him and repeats "I love you" like it's as easy as breathing! What does he not get! The segments giving him looks too are especially amusing... he's literally judging himself.

Dottore doesn't go many places in general, and that extends to his kid, but he does like taking them out, otherwise they'd find some way to get out anyway. He'd rather not have them try to trudge through the snow. (Sometimes, he'd wonder if they'd prefer the warmth of Sumeru like he did.) Unsurprisingly he has a tendency to jump at the opportunity to teach his child anything, loving their expression when he passes on knowledge.

The wide eyes, the round 'o' of their mouth in shock, tiny hands grabbing his sleeve for him to go on. It's no surprise his kid's stupefaction is more intense when he drops that the sky they gaze upon every day is fake. No one in their right mind would ever believe that, but his kid trusts him enough to entertain the thought. They have the same thirst for the unknown just like him. He'll make sure they have the space to flourish, even though he does want them to struggle and stumble to discover the answer. Needless to say, he's extremely proud of his kid.

You and the segments don't listen much to Dottore's vehement defenses anymore. It just goes in and out of the ears. Yeah, sure old man, you're not spoiling your kid but every time they have a request or desired upgrade for a toy, you suddenly disappear into your lab and don't come out until it's finished. He swears he doesn't spoil them but sometimes he sneaks them candy from his stash... (Pantalone lets the misuse of funds slide, only because he thinks it's entertaining to see the Doctor soften up a bit, and he gets to be the cool uncle.)

(Also! You're so right about the schedule of segments! He's such an inefficient man! The segments spending time with you = you're happy = a nice rest and recharge for them = more motivation for everyone = more productivity for them all! A fool, truly, he must see that before it's too late! The schedule is posted every month in the lab, the segments are itching for their turn! Do they make bets for each other to steal time slots? ... Maybe.)

[garpen]

Hey Duke blink twice if u wanna join in bullying garpen we can help (love ya really ❤️)

Duke: *blinks*

Garpen: And suddenly Duke is no longer a series regular in my AU! Don't worry though, I'm sure you'll see him on holiday specials

[ohgreat-moretapes]

Hoodie I love you (platonically). You're such an agent of chaos it's amazing.

<3 ;)

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[honeyed-blossom]

Hi. I really love your artwork and I have sort of a big request but only if you want to!! I liked your fan fiction a lot and I really would like to see a drawing of Valeria as a first year. Maybe a scene from the fiction, like at the end when she’s teasing Sebastian about liking Poppy.

But only if you want!! Don’t feel obligated. I think your art and writing is amazing.

hi anon!! Thank you for your incredibly kind words 🥹🥹💗💗 THANK YOU FOR READING MY LITTLE DRABBLE AND LIKING MY DOODLES AHHH YOU’RE SO SWEET!! You have no idea how much your compliments and encouragement means to me❣️😭😭😭😭 brb sobbing!! with happiness!!

BUT YES ABSOLUTELY! PLEASE SEE BELOW FOR BABIE VALERIA AND SEBBY!!! Not a big request at all! I never need an excuse to draw young Val ☺️☺️ I’ve been cooking another sketch dump of second year Val but it’s taking long so please take this for now 🫶💞

[cautionwetfloor-png]

part of the problem is that one camp is telling others to not make any cake while refusing to make cakes themselves because they feel they shouldnt have to and its all very silly 😭

saiki k fandom can we please be normal i just got here bro. what.

also bonus doodle for you anon bc i like it when people ask me things. my actual thoughts are in tags But since this is the main bit people read: if people would like too ill happily do saiki k doodle requests lol

[miyamoratsumuu]

your moots as tropes?

you unleashed the yappinator nonnie 🤙🏼 HIHI OK HERE WE GO!!

@lounaticcc what ifff childhood sweethearts!!!! those cute little pairs of kids promising to marry each other when they're older and sharing a ring pop AAAAAGH I could def see that with louise!!! just the innocence and genuineness of that trope reminds me so much of her<3

@daetko 100% childhood friends to lovers type!! I always thought of this trope as something so genuine and wholesome 🙇🏻‍♀️ talia's always super duper sweet and genuine, idk she just fits the vibe!! 🫶🏻

@rueclfer HEAR ME OUT!!!! what if bodyguard trope if that's even a thing BC LIKE every time I think of rue I instantly think of touya 😸 so if not villain, then 100% hired bodyguard/protector!!!! (protective touya ehem) OR OR ROCKSTAR ROMANCE AAAAGH I could think of so many tropes for rue actually, and most of them I don't even have a proper reason for??? they just fit like that 😋

@rinne-mio don't be mad at me, but what if playing hard to get trope 🥰🥰 I could see rin as the type to refuse affection when face to face with a suitor or what but the moment they turn their back on her she's squealing like crazy LMAOAHAHA sorry rin I mean this in the best way possible tho ily 🫶🏻 "lambingin mo naman ako" vibes sheesh I could go on and on about this one actually

@whenanafallsinlove secret relationship mayhaps?? ana seems like such a genuine lover to me and I actually don't think she'll be the type to keep a relationship a complete secret 🙏🏼 BUT you know those lowkey relationships where people would only know they're dating bc they asked the supposed couple? yep!! I could see ana in that hihi

@seumyo hear me out when I say roommates to lovers 🤲🏻🤲🏻 ESPECIALLY SINCE LIKE I saw your few latest posts about moving into your new place, and I think it fits??? I haven't actually talked to eumy much to the point that I'm more than sure with what trope to give her but I have a feeling that she's not the type to easily fall, but when given a certain amount of time to know someone I think maybe it'll work???

@sweetheartsaku say it with me HIGHSCHOOL SWEETHEARTS HIGHSCHOOL SWEETHEARTS!!!! saku's the type of lover that despite only being in highschool just might give it her all AND I'M SO SORRY IF I'M WRONG ABOUT THIS 😞😞 ALSO ALSO LIKE!! I could back up this claim with her most recent instagram story and idk!!! I just feel like saku's the type to softlaunch a highschool lover like how the layout of your latest ig story was 🙏🏼🙏🏼

@angeliicheartt I'm not too sure about this one but I think academic rivals to lovers??? OR ATLEAST LIKE rivals in one hobby to lovers 😽 elle would absolutely not give up on something she loves so easily just bc someone else came along and might be better than her at it so what if that leads to yk yk tk

@lunatiqez fake dating mayyybeee?? not completely sure about this one too, BUT HEAR ME OUT!!!! I could totally see liv in those typical plots where there's a situation where she needs to "fake date" someone to save one of their reputations or something, then eventually they fall in love ALL THAT!!! but with this one, both of them actually know they're starting to fall for each other but decide to do nothing about it!!!! bc like I said, everything they did was all just for the act of saving a public reputation

@kovu-bunnbunn I think I could see kovu in "touch my lover and see what happens" IDEK IF THAT'S A TROPE BUT STILL!!! feel like kovu would be one of those protective lovers but not in a bad way!! and I feel like their lover would do the same for them too 🤝🏻

[gothsuguru]

You’re carrying uraume lovers hopes on ur back 💖

REAL AS FUCKKKKKKK ANON!!!!! URAUME NATION WILL BE FED BY ME #TRUST ME ON THAT! i have a few drabbles/fics planned for my beloved after i finish the few fics i have in my roster 😭 but i WILL do my best to feed my fellow uraume lovers <333 SMOOCH

[cantgetworsethanthistbh]

Ohhh my goddd that pic of micro Ford is making me insane. I'm just imagining after they get all their issues settled and Stan forgives Ford, they go home and make him normal sized again, and he just.... immediately misses being small. What do you mean he can't curl on top of Stan's chest to sleep anymore? What do you mean Stan can't surround him like a living mountain? Stan's going to wake up with a Little Guy nuzzling into his chest one day and just sigh like. Well I guess he prefers it  this way now. Ford still spends time normal sized, but often he wants to crawl on Stanley like a bug.

Ford is lost without something to devote himself to: first it was Bill, then it was destroying Bill, and now that he's gone? Ford is lost, adrift, until those worshipful feelings begin stoking for Stanley. Ford got another taste of the sort of absolute devotion he thought he had with Bill, but this time it's safe. It's Stan. And Ford is really deeper in it than he ever was with Bill. Just being able to look at Stan's body sprawling around him like a landscape and knowing that it's home. He wants to sink into Stan and never surface. He wants to lose himself completely in that safety. Ford doesn't know who he is anymore if he doesn't belong to Stan.

& I think Stan giving Ford a collar would be a nice way to heal from all his Bill Trauma too. In this AU or any other w a subby worshipful Ford

😭😭😭 i love this ask sm ive been rereading it in my inbox for the past few days even tho i couldnt answer it yet BUT YESS

god the image of stan finally after their trip to get fodd back to normal size just waking up to find tiny ford on his chest again, breathing softly and just so... at peace... so content and so comfortable and happy and SAFE... right there clinging to stan like he's ford's actual heaven... he supposes he can let ford be small at night when he wants... besides the beds too cramped and theyre both way too old to sleep on the floor anyway. he thumbs the top of fords hair while hes still asleep, no idea what hes gonna do with this little guy. ford's clinginess is so NEW while his stubborness is so FAMILIAR and its a weird mix stans never seen from him before... but thats okay, theyre okay. theyre finally completely okay and thats what stan wanted for years.

he's ford's personal heaven alright, and ford never wants to leave. stan takes care of him, stan protects him, even when hes small and made him angry, stan loves him. his true muse. ford cant believe how blind hes always been but having stan tower over him like and hold him like he's cherished just makes him SO insane. god i can imagine him actually pouting whenever stan grows him back to normal size in the mornings and he has to pretend he actually wants to be anywhere other than in stans pocket or shoulder or chest or inside his boxers dhndhddhd completely obsessed. so fucking real on the collar thing. he wants to be owned by stan like a pet so bad 😭😭

[olenvasynyt]

HELLO ITS ME SS COME TO HARASSTALK TO YOU!

I hope you're having an excellent day!!

Tell me your top 3 hopes for an elucien book AND your three favorite HC's for them!

Okay love you byyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee

It’s an excellent day now that you’re here Santa! 🥹🥹

Ooohhh my hopes dreams and desires… *strokes chin while thinking*

I really hope Elain and Lucien sort of have a forced proximity thing where they have to go on a mission or something! I feel like Elain will offer to go to Spring to help restore the court since she said “the world needs more gardens” but she realizes she’ll be close to Lucien since he’s permanently stationed in Spring as of SF!😧😏

I also think they would both be courteous to each other but still distant at first but then Lucien slowly gets more comfortable joking with her and teasing her…Elain blushes and answers back occasionally but she tries to hold more distance. SHE DEFINITELY THINKS LUCIEN IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MALE IN THE WORLD BUT SHE FORCES THOSE FEELINGS DOWN. But then they open up and bloom and are angsty and comforty and sweet and sexyyy

I love love love angst and I especially love both of their past lives because I think it’s a big part of their struggles with the bond. Elain still thinks of Grayson, Lucien still thinks of Jesminda…I LOVEEEE Jesminda and Lucien do I really hope there is some angst and reminiscing about the past! It shows Lucien’s struggle with the mating bond! Plus I just want to know more about Jesminda and I feel like Elain would be a great comfort to Lucien and help him let go.

My three favorite headcanons!

- Elain kept Lucien’s jacket, obviouslyyyy

- Elain is a bit of a weirdo and might ask a random question or say something that’s off-putting (maybe a random vision slips out) but Lucien thinks she’s sweet, interesting and clever

- Lucien learns more about human customs for Jurian and Vassa!! Human manners, courtship, traditions (wedding related or otherwise…)

[fatuismooches]

In a recent ask, you put in the tags that you wanted more Pantalone crumbs. I HAVE COME TO DELIVER.

Pantalone, who whenever he comes to bed after working all day, just immediately buries his face in your chest. You hear him groan something about "all my coworkers are morons" and then he stands up straight, smiles and does his nighttime routine.

Pantalone, who is a terrible cook, but he's trying his best. Truly, he burns everything he cooks. He's really trying, but he can not cook for the life of him.

Pantalone, who, on the other hand, is very good at sewing and knitting. He grew up in poverty, he had to fix his own clothes because he couldn't buy new ones.

Pantalone, who yells at Dottore because "No, I gave you over a million mora for experiments, you can't have any more!" But the moment you say "Pantalone, look at this necklace! Oh, wow, that's a steep price..." he's dropping his wallet into your hands and telling you to get anything you want.

ANYWAY, I LOVE YOU (/platonic) SMOOCHES

You can't really blame poor Pantalone for his squeezing. Dealing with his fellow Harbingers is one of the harder aspects of his job. Unlike his usual clients, they're more likely to start a fight, whether gracefully or not, over his deals. It was a real pain, having to keep his smile up that long, which is why the first thing Pantalone does is hold you tight in his arms and nuzzle his face into your warm chest to relieve himself of his pent-up frustration. It was an effective method indeed. Of course, he doesn't want to appear too vulnerable, so he gets over it rather quickly.

Unfortunately, the Harbinger didn't grow up in an environment where he could easily cook so it was one of the skills that he wasn't able to acquire. Nor did Pantalone have easy access to enough ingredients for an actual meal. Despite having lavish dishes for meals now, he can eat nearly anything with a straight face, because he trained his body to do so. Whenever he messes up he always manages to laugh it off but in truth sometimes he feels inadequate at not being able to handle something so simple.

Pantalone rarely ever sews anymore, his employees take care of everything of course (and you have like a million outfits you'd never notice a tear in any-) but if he happens to be in the mood, he'll stitch up something of yours wordlessly. If you happen to like the hobby too, sometimes he'll just smile at you, not say anything, and then randomly give some advice if you're stuck.

Every day a new segment of the Doctor comes in to plead his case. Every day they are sent back to where they came from huffing and grumbling. Every day Pantalone tries to present you with an exquisite collection of clothing and items that would look perfect on you. Every day he is sent back pouting. Which is why if you even so give the briefest comment on something, it is already purchased and packaged for you. Use your power wisely.

[uhohdad]

hello hello i just read meine perle and it is the best thing i’ve ever read on tumblr and i just want to give you my biggest thanks and appreciation for delivering such a well written fic of konig!!! i will never be able to get over octo!konig he’s going to haunt all my dreams. it was such an amazing read it felt as if i was there experiencing everything and i held my breath unknowingly when they were escaping from the lab??? can’t believe i get to enjoy that piece for free it feels like premium content. what was you thought process if you are happy to share it?? or was it like im gonna pump out a 25k words after seeing that fanart because im so so inspired and ideas are just pouring out of my brain rn??

anyways thank you thank you thank you again!!!!! hope everythings well for you!!!!

okay hi first of all ily ily ily thank YOU for taking the time to send this you got me smiling goofy fr <3 <3 💗💞🩷🩷💗

i cannot BELIEVE y’all are still snacking on Meine Perle u lil freaks 😏😏

it was absolutely 100% inspired by Numelu’s brilliant fanart and i’m sure it would not have been a fic i created otherwise. i had such a blast writing that fic and tbh i’ve always struggled with motivation when it comes to hobbies so i am forever grateful for @numelu and their undeniable talent, and for sparking in me that excitement to create.

that fic was originally supposed to be a smutty little one shot but apparently i’m a ho for the drama of it all and it absolutely ran away from me. i think i remember making a post at some point that was like “this was just supposed to be smut but it’s at like 15k words and they still haven’t even boinked yet” lmaoo

thanks for ask-in sweet anon 💗💞💕💗💞💕

[roobgumball95]

I get you it's so hard finding bokuroo content 😭🤝 Do you have any headcanons of them you wanna share or just talk about why you love them? I'd love to talk to people about them but I don't usually find people here since it's a rareship of sorts so I'd love to hear your thoughts 💙

UGH THANK YOU ANON YOU GET ME 🤝

and stop yes i’d love to talk about them. ok one of my fav tropes is the like “what no dude we’re literally just bros what are you talking about” after like. they’ve been having penetrative and moved in together and even kenma is used to having bokuto around. like i LOVE that. “dude we’re literally just bros. you’re my best bro.” “bro…” “bro.”

also a gym buddy au would go stupid hard with them. idk i just love that they’re not even best friends they’re best BROS. they get into stupid crap and laugh at each other all the time and kuroo knows all of bokuto’s sensitivities and bokuto knows all the things kuroo feels but doesn’t show. and idk if after a long day of irritating everyone around them they maybe kiss a little and act stupid and say “no homo” before and after (just to be safe)? well who’s gonna tell. also just imagine bokuto posting some crazy sexy picture of kuroo half asleep and shirtless covered in hickies on his instagram story w the caption “bro is beautiful”. and kuroo has to make a rule that the words bro and dude do not enter the bedroom