#IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME

[therealbrigeedarocks]

Please consider posting your dreamworks stuff without making us scroll through all the previous ones every time I'm interested in what you're saying but the post is getting very long

your request has been given its due consideration

the answer is no

[askfarfromhome]

What is Cad's personality like in the myths and stories? Does he give off that arrogant vibe? 0.0

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

[captainkirkk]

Love spotting an author I know and love in the kudos or comments section of a totally separate fic. It's like looking behind you in the movie theatre and seeing a local celebrity munching on popcorn right there with you.

[frolickingfogthing]

Marius von Horse...

His mechanisms? His legs. Not just bc von Human's was his arms but bc horse legs (horse everything's, really) are so fucked up that he'd need them to me mechanized in order to survive any amount of time at all.

Today I misread "he's not actually a doctor, nor is he a baron" as "he's not actually a doctor, nor is he a horse" and for a brief moment I lived in a world where Marius was a horse

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

weird hearing "were you a Theatre Kid" "were you a Sports Kid" "were you a Choir Kid" "were you a Dance Kid" bc no? i mean i did all of that and more but resented ever minute of it? actively avoided sticking with anything? i was a "In This Family After School Activities Are Mandatory Kid"

[cozymochi]

Pls m’am 🤲🏻 spare more Nyoka pls i am ever so hungry

if you’re so hungry then bite him

[fernsnailz]

ma'am are you aware of the hold you have on furries and gay people everywhere

[bruce-slutsteen]

Hozier in Netflix's documentary, This is Pop, episode 7, "What Can a Song Do?"

[lucabyte]

Hmmm just gonna spit this headcanon out in text post form since A. I don't think I could exposit it well enough in image form and B. It's not actually textually/thematically substantiated and I don't like actually staking my stuff on just vibes alone*

But anyway. I'd say it's pretty evident that all the islanders forgot their names, right? King obviously. Because why the hell else would he do that, but also Siffrin No Middle Names No Last Name.

They're 'pretty sure' they've 'always' been 'Just Siffrin' 'as long as they can remember'. It's a pretty cruel twist of the knife to say that they don't even get to keep their birth name as a memento, which is why I'm saying as such.

My utterly unsubstantiated claim is I think it'd be cute to say that Sisyphus *is* the name Siffrin initially picked, assuming the myth of King Sisyphus is recontextualised as idk, just a play or something in the setting. But I like the idea of Siffrin going 'oh shit 🫵 he's just like me fr' at a tortured fictional character long before the irony kicks in.

As for how Sisyphus -> Siffrin. I think that chronic mumbler and emotional doormat Sif just did not correct people who misheard the name during their time travelling, and went through enough places with incompatible phonologies (pronounceable sounds in the language) without ever really writing it down that it just got kinda. Changed until it was unrecognisable, and Siffrin just went with it until the earlier pronunciations slipped out of their swiss-cheese brain. And they just kinda don't remember any of that.

Also, something something the horrid realisation that Siffrin also named themselves after a King. Just not as blatantly.

*(though I think there's something here about Siffrin, a guy from a belief system that seems to thoroughly disincentivise autonomy and self-motivated choice continuously having their hand forced to make changes/choices they don't want but have no choice but to... It's not solid enough to really back this up tbh, but it informs it.)

Anyway.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

EDYN TIDESTRIDER, CHALLENGER OF THE UNDERSEA, RIVAL OF THE DEEP. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR BROTHER WAS CHOSEN TO BE A WEAPON OF THE GODS? HOW WILL YOU UNDO WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO HIM?

[therealbrigeedarocks]

About new tinkerbell thoughts on they didn’t do the mirror or drawer scene again? Most people want some kind of butt or body positivity thing since she didn’t like being her size being thicc in the original

so i have a serious answer, a snarky answer, and a dull answer to this

and you're getting all 3

serious answer: i am someone made of 78943% mayo who does their best to stay in their lane, but i can imagine there would be some reservations made about focusing on a black woman's posterior for a joke/gag in this day and age

snarky answer: the director didn't have enough faith trust pixiedust imagination to have her glow despite the fact she's supposed to be a goddamn fairy because "how do you explain that", and you expected him to be able to translate some of her most famous moments into the live action flick too?

dull answer: they probs cut it out of the script for time to focus on other scenes like the hook monologue/backstory in the ship's hold

*i don't know what the fuck is up with the spacing on this ask it's driving me nuts*

[askfarfromhome]

are there stories of mortals criticizing a god and getting away with it? 0.0

i mean...it counts, right?

[skywalkr-nberrie]

I think that generally accepted fan headcanon that Leia would wish OW was her dad over Anakin or not understanding why Padmé fell for him instead of OW is unfunny and baseless. Mostly coping mechanisms for people who hate Anakin or severely project themselves inside or project something inside OW.

[allastoredeer]

Your angelic Alastor AU made me smile so much!!! I had the thought that I can't wait to see what Lucifer's reaction will be but then I thought, wait, you know whose reaction will be a million times better?

Charlie: Okay, let me get this straight... Charlie (pointing at Vaggie): You're an angel! Charlie (pointing at Alastor): You're an angel! Charlie (going full demon): ANYONE ELSE WANNA CONFESS TO BEING A SECRET ANGEL!? Husk: ...... Angel Dust: ......... Sir Pentious: ............ All of the cannibals: ............... Niffty: [Aggressively staring at Angel Dust.]

Awww thank you!!!

Hahah, I'm very excited to get to Lucifer's reaction! It was one of the first things I thought of when drawing this au XD

But, oh man, yeah, Charlie is going to have some thoughts.

Charlie: If I had a nickel for every time someone I knew turned out to be an angel I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: *pointing to a high shelf* Can you reach that for me?

Angel: Awww, Whiskers! You need me in your life after all.

Husk: I could replace you with a step ladder.