#IF THAT MAKES SENSE ???

[la-principessa-nuova]

YES. DEAR GOD, YES.

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

[anonymous-dentist]

Idk, maybe red faction (aka tr!Pili) wouldn’t have to trap and kill people so often if the team didn’t literally have to do so to live. Like, when he doesn’t have to get a kill, Pili doesn’t exactly try and kill.

And maybe it’s annoying that it’s only yellow faction members getting killed, but when, on any given day, it’s always only ever the yellow faction online for any real amount of time (and also the only two members of green faction and also Pili and occasionally one entire CPK and an Aimsey)

Like, statistically speaking, yellow is the biggest faction on the server with the most members. Yellow has also killed more members of red than all other factions combined, and Pili can’t kill anyone from green faction because they’re the only people outside of his faction that haven’t been absolutely hostile towards him from day one

It isn’t fun to constantly have your favs die and have your favs upset about dying, but yellow faction fans have to remember that this is quite genuinely how the server is being run. Red has to kill or they die. Yellow just so happens to statistically be the group with the most members consistently online able to be killed.

And if people legitimately aren’t having fun anymore, maybe the server should, I don’t know, get rid of the mandatory kill quota for red faction or get rid of factions altogether. It’s unfair for all One member of red to have to come up with a ‘creative kill’ when pvp and traps and tnt are all constantly nerfed- at the threat of their own lives!-, and it’s unfair that everybody else has to suffer through unfun assassination attempts and forced player conflicts on what was never supposed to be an rp server. Everyone should be able to play their characters the way they want, but the red faction’s kill quota kind of just does the same thing Purgatory did on the qsmp and makes hatred the only thing a lot of characters can really feel towards each other.

It’s all really just getting really unfun for everyone, I think

[robbyykeene]

Potentially unpopular opinion, but I love that Miguel was an asshole again in the second part of this season! It’s a reminder that he’s a character and not just Johnny’s main support. I mean Robby didn’t deserve it at all, but it makes sense that Miguel couldn’t help taking his anger out on him. And I love that Johnny was on the receiving end of it, because it feels like the tension between them just went away for no reason.

Sorry if I’m bothering you!

You’re never bothering me, and I completely agree! They so rarely give Miguel any narrative agency these days, and like Johnny all it does is reduce him as a character. Miguel is a whole, complicated, messy teenager. He isn’t a saint. He isn’t perfect. He makes mistakes and has ugly unfair feelings sometimes, like every single teenager does. And I love when this show actually lets him be like this, lets him be wrong, lets him be a little bit of a dick to the people he cares about who don’t deserve it. Lets him be a real person with actual human feelings. And then also lets him take accountability for what he does wrong, apologize, show how much he’s grown, that he is a good person and a good friend. I love it truly, and it feels like it’s something that in a lot of ways hasn’t really been granted to Miguel since he fell off that balcony.

[andwordsarefutiledevicess]

mike faist always looks like he just got away with telling a really dirty joke in class

[westerlieswitch]

Mx. Cookbook, I've just listened to your new album and it was glorious and beautiful and like nothing I've ever heard before in my life and I adore it to pieces, but also what in the actual fuck just happened

MYTH: Side Two is available everywhere on January 7th 2025

MYTH: Side One is available everywhere right now

the response to my niche wee horror album has been so wonderful, thank you everyone who has gotten in touch to gush about it 💜

[sorrelpaws]

patron trolls

[spacerockband]

Legend tells of the carp that leapt over the Dragon Gate at the crest of a river and became a stand up comedian.

[habken]

Idk if this has been asked before but what’s your favorite things to draw? Like do you love making OC’s and unique characters or do you like making fan art of awesome characters more? I’m just curious

I don’t think there’s anything really specific tbh

[the-red-sniper]

*Sniper nods as he listens carefully.*

Right...

*He takes a deep breath.*

Takin' a risk is part of the job, you're right. But what I'm talkin' about ain't work.

*His eyes are lowered, he can't look Spy in the eye, it feels like he already knows his thoughts. Spy's incredibly beautiful irises are too much to handle, especially for what Sniper is about to say.*

I ain't a coward and I should just own what I think, what I feel too.

*Sniper loses the hat and the glasses. He raises his eyes to Spy's. Now he needs to maintain that eye contact and it takes every bit of strength in his body to do so.*

Would you believe me if I told you that I stare at you sometimes, because I can't help it? There's somethin' in me and somethin' in you that just pulls my eyes to you all the time. When you're around, I wanna find an excuse to just... get closer to you, spend some time next to you.

Spy, I...

*Sniper chokes on his own spit even if his throat is dry.*

I'm not good at any of this, but I wanna try my best, with you, for you.

*He cannot say it plainly but Sniper means that he is not good at flirting, romance, courtship, whatever people name it. But his attraction to Spy makes him want to take that leap of faith, he strives to become someone that is worthy of Spy's company, and hopefully worthy of his affection too.*

I was jokin' about the weight comment. You're perfect as you are... *Sniper blushes and looks away before finding his way out of this compliment that might backfire on him*...even with yer twig legs...

Anyway, let's hop on the front of the van. Anywhere in particular you wanna go or d'you wanna trust your old Bushman?

*Sniper quips, playfully.*

- @the-red-sniper

Hm, you’re hilarious sometimes, did you know that? Perhaps save those compliments for a nice woman, hm?

*Spy has a small smile as he watches sniper. Never taking his eyes off him. He knows his words are not relevant for sniper, he just wants to see his reaction to such a comment.*

You’re the driver, mon ami. I trust you are actually good at driving.

*that was a dumb joke and spy tries to laugh it off quietly*

[ciderjacks]

despite Laios low self esteem making him think that if he’d been eaten, Chilchuck and Marcille wouldn’t have helped Falin,

theres a small part of me that thinks the reason Chilchuck stayed with the party and went back in the dungeon in the first place was because he didn’t want to leave Laios alone. That Laios was moreso the reason he stayed.

[ihatebrainstorm]

Rewatching TFA and I love stinkin ol' grumpy rude prick of an Autobot Ratchet so much I wish he would just trip on a rock and twist both his ankles- Also I think he should be allowed to swear his heart out

His voice always reminded me of Soldier from TF2 so that's where the first quote and the rocket jump doodly thing is from

[tessabennet]

What fucks me up about I Can't Help But Wonder is that Odysseus, the man who has had the longest 20 years in known history, took one look at his grown up son and still said "how time has flown". Like. That just strikes me as such a PARENT thing to say, you know?

[b0tster]

inspired to make this timeline highlighting where bbkart dev is at thanks to this helpful comment i got on twitter

[potato-lord-but-not]

i adore your malevolent art so much, especially your arthur/oscar and your noel design!!!! so wonderful!!!! could i request you do some noel/arthur? 👉👈 or noel/arthur/john? they are my current hyperfixation and i am unable to not think of them 😌

no worries if not! <3

sorryy this is a little late butttt ummm they 🫶 also sorry it’s giving more John/Noel vibes I can’t help myself 🫶🫶

[normal-thoughts-official]

It's actually insane how brave Wyll is when it comes to Mizora. Not only by not killing Karlach but also all the small ways he defies her - calling her an asshole, saying she's full of shit, even when Mizora is literally choking him he's still telling her that she's a liar. Whenever she shows up it's pretty much guaranteed that she will have to threaten him with lemurehood because he simply refuses to play nice. Even if it accomplishes absolutely nothing and in fact is actively dangerous to sass her

And like. Of course this ties in with how Wyll has pretty much nonexistent self preservation skills and a sense of moral fortitude so strong he can't even pretend to not be hostile towards her. But i also think it ties with Mizora's obsession with him

Because while we all know Mizora is evil and annoying on principle and all that shit, she seems to be particularly interested in tormenting Wyll. I have to assume shit like putting a tracker on him and showing up randomly just to spite him and staying in camp just to be annoying even after the contract is over are Wyll specials, because if she did this to every single one of her warlocks then she would have time for nothing the fuck else. And we know from Karlach that she's generally more worried about sucking Zariel's toes, so

(Also, I've been told that in early access she was like... Straight up jealous if you romanced Wyll, so, again. Obsessed with him in particular)

I always got the impression that she was so evil and annoying to him because she was overcompensating. Mizora is a cambion, which means she's half human, which means that in Hell's hierarchy she is fucking trash. Even the official cambion lore states that they are often rejected in both realms and struggle to earn one of their parents' approval. And it's obvious that in Mizora's case she's aiming to be accepted in the Hells.

I've seen some people claim that Mizora is too cartoonishly evil, and while that is objectively true... I think it works precisely because it's so cartoonish. I'm thinking particularly of how she describes her home in the Hells being all "oh, how I adore it, the delicious agony of it all". It's so over the top it's eyeroll worthy. I don't think Zariel herself would be Like This about it

In other words: Mizora is a tryhard

And Karlach even implies that Mizora resented her because she was Zariel's favorite, which is why I think Mizora's tryhardness was intentional as opposed to just a lazily written villain. She wants to fit in the Hells so bad it makes her look stupid. And she never will, because no matter how over the top she is about being Generically Evil, she is simply not that powerful or important.

So she overcompensates, and then she uses Wyll as her punching bag. If her own superiors will always see her as vermin, then at least she can cope with that by treating others that way as well.

But like I said, she will have no time left to suck Zariel's toes if she spends all her time tormenting every single warlock under her patronage, so the question is: why Wyll?

Obviously his unwavering goodness is the biggest reason. His soul is already damned and yet he refuses to be selfish with the time he has left on the material plane. Mizora can own him, but she can't corrupt him, and that makes her hate him. The fact that even despite her best efforts he is still recognized and beloved as a hero has got to sting too, considering she tries so fucking hard to be the Evilest Cashier In Hell or whatever. And the fact that he still manages to belong in his world (however isolated and lonely he obviously is) despite his connection to hers and she can't belong in her world because of her connection to his... Well, jealousy is to be expected.

But I think his refusal to play nice with her also plays a big role.

There's the obvious "this makes her resent him even more" factor; if Mizora wants to feel superior, it must piss her off to no end that Wyll refuses to bow to her, even if he does her bidding.

But, paradoxically, this also makes her feel more powerful.

Because at the end of the day, she does own Wyll's soul, and he does have to do her bidding, even if he doesn't go quietly. And the fact that he hates her so openly makes it all the more satisfying to have him do what she wants anyway. In Wyll's words, "the more bullshit she pulls, the more [he's] forced to swallow". His hatred for her is exactly why she wants him so bad, even though she obviously hates him just as much.

And so this is why she's so desperate to get Wyll's soul back, and why, even if he breaks the pact, she still makes it a point to stay in camp just to fucking spite him. Because Wyll is the only warlock that actually makes her feel appropriately Powerful and Evil, if we assume that her other warlocks are simply not as good aligned as Good Alignment Georg or even just don't want the trouble of spiting her for no reason. She can be obeyed and tolerated and maybe even revered by the other warlocks, but only Wyll can make her feel like an absolute, inescapable power. Because the other warlocks choose to obey her. Wyll makes it clear that he has to, and thus, she feels like she is mighty.

And obviously I know that the whole "person who has it all is obsessed with the one person who doesn't obey them" trope is a well known cliche, but I think Mizora and Wyll's dynamic is unique in that Mizora doesn't actually want to make Wyll bow to her and respect her as an authority; she wants him to fight back so she can feel like she's winning.

(And, of course, because Mizora doesn't actually have it all; she's just a petty errand girl who wants to feel special)

So, yeah. Wyll's incredible bravery in constantly defying her is exactly why she is so eager to keep him