#IF HE IS

[npdzane]

I think zane texts like..with broken grammar and random emojis and its like he's trying really hard to have a conversation but hes just too silly. Like ik the general idea is that he types with perfect grammar and spelling but ngl i dont think he cares if his texts are readable or not. As long as hes getting the point though. But also irs zane so he'll type a whole paragraph's worth of information and it'll all be broken up by emojis and weird punctuation

Like Coles sending him a meme or something and all his replies are like

"ok 😁"

"want the heck 😂😂"

"🤔 i dont understand?☹️ Tell me?"

"i found out how to make faces!(⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)! Cole!!!!! :⁠-⁠O"

And he'll randomly drop a text wall on anyone mid conversation

"Lloyd i think the reason youre having chest pains is because its been 3 days and i havent seen you sleep once ⊙⁠.⁠☉ but i have seen you consume at least 5 energy drinks, esch with 150mg of caffeine and 30-40g sugar per standard 473ml can! 😡 Dont you think maybe you should sleep 🤔 nap even? Are you still awake? Lloyd ,i think we need to supervise your trips to the gas station now😂."

[lixie-phoria]

GUYS GUYS DO YOU THINK HE'S WEARING THE CROPPED VERSION

[jazz-downtown]

I can not even begin to explain just how baked I plan on getting tonight

[ninjago-x-lmk]

I saw somewhere that when Skylor’s powers can absorb Lloyd’s powers they are more likely to cause her to explode.

Whereas for Garmadon when Skylor tried to use Garmadon’s powers, it sorta corrupted her and strained her a lot.

So…

Doesss that mean Lloyd is stronger than Wu and Garmadon?

[sadclowncentral]

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

[wolfythewitch]

jesus in the hades art style

[scramratz]

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[dsmsix]

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

[princehendir]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[girldraki]

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[awittylemon]

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ