#IDK WHAT POSSESSED ME

[vintagebunnies]

mechanic simon is the definition of a sleaze bag. when a sweet thing walks into the shop, he’s up and ready to overcharge.

“sorry sweet’art, looks like ‘yer oil needs changin’ too.” (even though it was up to standards, it wasn’t low enough for a change just yet)

“oh no, really? how much would that be?”

“hm… be about $100. only ‘cus it’s extra.”

of course you don’t realize an oil change is simple and sure as hell doesn’t cost that much, but you fall for it anyways.

when you frantically hand simon the extra cash with a ‘do what you need to do!’, he brushes his calloused filthy hands against yours with a perverted smile.

he sends you away to the waiting room, telling you it’ll take a minute. he uses the opportunity to adjust his hardened cock under his grime covered coveralls.

a few minutes eventually go by and he’s handing you back the keys telling you that your car is all fixed up.

“she shouldn’t be givin’ you problems no more.”

you happily take the keys from him, thanking him profusely. he just brushes you off, telling you that it’s ‘not a problem’ and an ‘anytime’.

too bad he messed with the oil pan, your car now leaking a dark fluid underneath the engine. that’s too bad, seems like you’ll be seeing a lot more of that greasy mechanic now.

(he’s also taken quite a liking to you. taking his time to rummage through your glove box and find out your address using old pieces of mail shoved in the compartment. his eyes were glued to your ass and tits while you talked, mentally undressing you with his eyes as you talked to him exaggeratedly about your car and the new noise that it’s making… wonder how that happened too!)

[apfelkvchen]

fuck it. hal 9000 pipo pipo fancam :3

[no-lullaby]

lives we've led, lives we've lost

[mi-i-zori]

Breathe

CoD - Nikto x GN!Reader

SYNOPSIS : Nikto drinks blood like a starved beast.

WARNINGS : NSFW - 18+. Beware, this is kind of unhinged. Canon-typical violence, blood (Reader has periods - emphasis on period blood), Nikto (a warning in himself), blood/period kink (?), poetic smut, fluff.

Author’s Note : I have no idea why I keep using poetic sentences whenever I try to write smut, but hey. Guess its just how I am. A filthy romantic at heart.

I do not give anyone permission to re-publish, re-use and/or translate my work, be it here or on any other platform, including AI.

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Nikto licks blood off his fingers on the daily like a starved beast, savouring a taste he knows will never fully satiate his hunger.

It does not matter if the crimson nectar is his or not ; he keeps engraving its flavour deep into his mind. It leaves a warm, metallic feeling in the back of his throat - one similar to the one lining the surface of the gun that was repeatedly shoved past his teeth after its bullets were lodged in-between his ribs, the thick ropes circling his wrists harvesting his own, personal flavour directly from his veins.

Both life and death flow past his tongue, carving countless nightmares in the few hours of sleep weighing heavy on his subconscious - dragging a never ending series of shuddering breaths up his oesophagus whenever he wakes.

He can never escape them, for reality is just as bitter as his dreams. So he drowns it it blood, gunpowder and alcohol, turning away from the shredded screams coming from his reflection in the mirror.

Until that moment.

Your face is pulled into a grimace as you tell him about the way one of your stupid coworkers shamelessly blabbered about how dirty he thinks period blood is, filling your head with somber thoughts at the idea that yours is quickly approaching.

You don’t see how his eyes light up when they fall upon the date circled in red on the calendar of your phone.

And it is only when his lips meet your bleeding walls for the first time, lapping at the tears running down the inside of your thighs with a newfound reverence blossoming on his tongue, that the spectre in his head finally goes silent.

You look like divine absolution, he thinks, watching with rapt attention as moans flow from your lips like a holy river. Lust fills his mind, body and soul as he wonders if edging you further would allow him to taste the stars running through your veins. Would the world end up falling apart with you ?

The thought of the Earth shattering like glass against the echo of your climax fuels the fire burning in his stomach.

So he keeps staining his mouth red with your blood and slick. War-torn hands hold your legs still around his head as his fingers pull at your flesh, moulding it to his will - and he growls loudly against your core, the waves of a supernova bursting through your entire body as a new orgasm shakes the very foundations of your universe.

Is it the third ? The fourth ? The fifth ? You stopped counting a few seconds after his mouth first latched on the sacred flower blooming between your legs, too lost in the song of your own pleasure.

Nikto doesn’t need anything more to find his own release. He then crashes on top of you as you both fall from your high, lips sharing the last remnants of your erratic, scorching breaths.

He lays there for the rest of the night, lulled to sleep by the steady rhythm of your heartbeat - your divinity dancing on the back of his tongue.

The constellations lining your mind call out to him as he sleeps, flickering with the promise of finally carrying him away from the ruins of his heart. They light up his bones from below the thorns, and he would gladly sacrifice what is left of himself if it meant you could cradle them against your breast.

The warm softness of your skin soothes the pain still lingering in his scars, and he subconsciously cages your bare form in his arms as he drifts to the world of dreams.

He can finally breathe.

[leighsartworks216]

Me: I don't really like blowjobs in any capacity

Also me, writing smut frantically at almost midnight: This is going to be the best god damn blowjob this fucker EVER gets

[rubidimum]

bees

mild nsfw?

[callmelyc]

[waterdropsfall]

This has to be my best piece yet

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[sucharandomwolf]

Save a horse. Ride a cowboy 🤠

[spiderzlover]

How bad can we possibly be? Let's see~🧡💚🩷

[pyromainiacc]

Tomura Shigaraki you will always be famous

[swordbisexual]

The rule Anders will most cherish breaking.

Excerpt:

“Vissenta,” he says, and that is the word that does it, the most powerful thing he could utter in order to bring down the last stand of her defenses. Vissenta, not Hawke, not the name that’s become so synonymous with her - their - exploits these last three years. Hawke is the name he says in frustration, whether she’s picking another bar fight or goading him to come with her to Hightown, the name he says with strained affection whenever he patches up another of her wounds or reluctantly accepts another rune or blade for his staff. Vissenta doesn’t exist, shouldn’t exist, is as much a terrible secret as Justice, and yet here he summons her up. Maker, he must know the terrible price they’ll both pay for it. When Vissenta leans up on her toes to kiss him, she closes her eyes to the sound of her name melting into a desperate, hungry moan. He’d moaned like this when he kissed her in the clinic, and she’d been too shocked that he actually rose to take her bait - don’t hold back, she said, like she’s said for three years to his stubborn resistance - to truly appreciate how ravenous such sounds could make her in turn. He weaves his fingers through her hair and tightens them into a fist as she licks up into his mouth, and the sting in her scalp mingles with the taste of him in a full bouquet of desperation that leaves her feeling nearly drunk. Hawke and Vissenta and Justice and Anders, all bitter and salty and sweet that should be discordant and instead suffuses her tongue and lips and skin with buzzing, heady warmth.

[velidewrites]

Me: You’re supposed to be editing your existing wip

Also me: Accidentally writes 4k words of feysand smut in less than 3 hours

[evilmisto]

cats oc just dropped

[amzblu]

Genuinely the best thing I've ever done methinks

[de-nyx]

*Heavy breathing * here you go :3 *passes out*