apfelkvchen
apfelkvchen
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apfelkvchen · 6 hours ago
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God The Normandy in Mass Effect 2 is almost spooky in how similar it is to Shepard's old ship. Seriously; I can't imagine Shepard feeling anything other than uncanny valley about it. The spaces are the same except not. The decorations are the same except not. It's bigger and your quarters are huge and there's an AI. Sometimes I bet it'd be easy to just....believe you were where you used to be. Except no. Where Kaiden stood there's now a kitchen. The AI core is where Liara should be sat. You made a home and now that home is back but it's slightly Off Slightly Wrong just like you.
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apfelkvchen · 6 hours ago
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dont talk to me if you don’t know that this, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed! It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb! That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means: Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton’s First Law?
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apfelkvchen · 13 hours ago
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apfelkvchen · 13 hours ago
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i was today years old when i found out boostle was canon in teen titans go
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apfelkvchen · 15 hours ago
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Dragon Age: Bi Panic
Call Jordan the 'Inquisitwhore' the way he's down bad for everyone.
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apfelkvchen · 15 hours ago
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apfelkvchen · 15 hours ago
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@guchaigue made a scene from my fanfic "Redemption" come to life! And what a magnificent and truly outstanding way of doing that.
You can find the artwork in chapter 5!
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apfelkvchen · 15 hours ago
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apfelkvchen · 2 days ago
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apfelkvchen · 2 days ago
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the eluvian: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called the Blight 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah, whatever. i don't feel shit
me, waking up 24 hours later: dude i swear i saw some shem pick me up and drag me out of the ruins
my buddy, tamlen, who is now missing:
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apfelkvchen · 2 days ago
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You want me to look at myself in the mirror? The thing that killed Tamlen in Dragon Age Origins?
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apfelkvchen · 2 days ago
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apfelkvchen · 2 days ago
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hi there. do you have any links to posts explaining why the 'all sexuality is fluid' discourse is harmful? thank you for your help!! I've been looking for a post about it for ages but I can't find one.
the assumption that a gay man is liquid is like, the entire plot of metal gear solid 4
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apfelkvchen · 2 days ago
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a cat
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apfelkvchen · 2 days ago
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AFFIRMATIONS
There is no shame in taking a few tries to get it right
Everyone struggles with fine motor skills from time to time
I can do fine motor activities
I can locate a port and plug in a cable
I can plug my phone in on the first try
I can plug my phone in while sober
BBC Sherlock does not exist
I can do hard things
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apfelkvchen · 3 days ago
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Fugitive Friday: Apostate / On the Run / Freedom for @andersweek2025 because my headcanon post DA:II is Anders alive and well and truly loved :]
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apfelkvchen · 3 days ago
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Someone call them a Delamain...
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