#I'm well aware

[latelyaliens]

Hellbenders gifs

Mostly Zach...

[copia]

sometimes i open my inbox to find a MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY merch email and directly underneath there's an announcement from the autism service that diagnosed me and i sit there thinking no shit

[euesworld]

"Tell me that you love me, tell me that you care.. I'm well aware, yes, but I live for that shizz."

If you told me that you loved me right now, I would smile - eUë

[bongsavior]

She said "Thank you glucose guardian" and i almost shrieked

[seyaryminamoto]

I didn't realize you had a patreon or did commission until I finally checked it. I always assumed the arts you release were personal projects. So some were commissions? If I ever have enough spare cash I'll think about commissioning an art. I'd do it now if I could afford it but things are pretty tight atm, economy's going to crap in loads of countries it seems, inflation in mine's case.

Oh, boy, do I know a thing or two about inflation, anon. Hyperinflation, in my country's case. Life's just fun that way :/

Anyway, yep! I do have my Patreon, and certain tiers do entitle the patrons to request specific commissions, it's not all Fic-to-Art voting system. I do take commissions on the side occasionally too, but that's a bit on hold atm because I'm up to the big project I hopefully will be able to finish on time this month. After that, commissions can come back to my life in full once more :D

Anyway, feel free to join in if inflation allows it, and if you do, hope you enjoy all the content in it, as well as the content to come! :D

[piss-bong]

recently i've eaten about a cheeseburger a day so it's probably exactly what you're expecting

Ik there are usamericans following me I have a question for yall , what the fuck do y'all even eat . Like . The typical huge greasy American breakfast has to be an exaggeration but I really can't think of meals that don't contain stuff exclusive to my country and do you guys even have that honestly

[joshpeck]

[xanthera]

On another note, I will be forever furious at the studio executives for causing the writers' strike, because it means we were robbed of seeing Stephen Colbert riff on the mugshot. The jokes would have been legendary, his reactions would have been perfect, and we were fucking robbed of that experience because execs are all greedy scumbags 🙃

[inkskinned]

the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

[mayapapaya33]

...Does this mean that eventually, if Vex is a dedicated enough Champion to the Dawnfather, Trinket is eligible to be a warlock patron?!?! Because that is the funniest thing I could possibly imagine.

I could totally see Laura being a warlock with Trinket as her patron because that's cute and sweet and adorable and she's wanted to be a warlock for years now. On the flip side, I also see campaign 7 Sam Reigel as a warlock, his patron is a mystery. He has vaguely bear themed attire, like Fearne he enjoys collecting baubles, or trinkets if you will. Suddenly, in episode 50, he drops that his patron is an old ass bear that lives in Whitestone that he ran across in the garden as a kid. He fed the bear his dinner and gave him his last donut and then when he woke up in the morning, he could cast spells. Laura finally attempts homicide on camera. It would be amazing.

honestly, despite being Literally Just A Wolf, galdric is one of The funniest fucking characters to me. when i first heard about him before watching c1 i assumed he was atleast a dire wolf or some shit but no he's literally just a normal fucking wolf that Somehow in the tal'dorei setting reborn book manages to achieve a status high enough to be eligible to be a celestial warlock patron. hes just a fucking normal wolf. genuinely obsessed with him.

[nerdyfangirlingbooks]

"I can't stand by and watch him die" "Then don't look" is too raw a line to come from bbc merlin

[radiance1]

A silly idea based off of this post of mine and one made by @puppetmaster13u

Danny gets summoned, which is something he rather much hates yet as the new Prince of All Ghosts he is incapable of ignoring a summons unless he is actually stopped from doing so in a way that is unavoidable.

Like how the Ghost King was trapped in forever sleep.

Danny doesn't want to experience forever sleep just to avoid summoning, however.

It doesn't exactly help that, in the process of being transferred, the Infinite Realms dresses him up in clothes that, yes, befit his station of royalty (that he didn't ask for) and no he is not going to question how the infinite managed to get said clothes.

At least they're comfortable and he doesn't have to have the embarrassment of showing up in his pjs.

And it was at, said summons, that Danny had rather unintentionally fallen in love with someone who looked to be a age. A sacrifice for (which Danny was still new why in the infinite do they think he wants sacrifices???) the ritual to summon the Ghost Prince in exchange for a favor of some sort.

Danny, obviously, did not do that.

The Infinite Realms, of course, having tagged along knew exactly what Danny was feeling. Their little blorbo had developed a crush! A crush!

So of course, as any good higher being that favors one their special little guys, they try to make more chances for them to meet by interrupting various other summons because yea it can just do that now that it was given the incentive to do so.

Danny is both mortified, annoyed, and the teeniest tiniest bit thankful.

Also why is this kid always being captured by cults????

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Meanwhile, with Billy.

He thinks an interdimensional Ghost or some sort of Godling-? Has fallen in love with him, so much so that he interrupts any of the times that Billy has been used for a sacrifice.

Which has been getting increasingly more often, as of late, and he's vaguely concerned on why that is.

If only the Gods in his head would stop chanting for him to be more proactive instead of a Damsel in Distress when he's caught the interest of the High Prince of the Infinite.

(I genuinely can't remember or just don't know if he can only hear it as Shazam, so if that is indeed the case then just imagine they keep bugging him when he's Shazam-ed)

No he is not going to try and kidnap him-!

[paintpanic]

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[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023

[gummi-ships]

World themed command menus in Kingdom Hearts 2

[sabigawa]

griffguts skating au (and coloring practice lol) the saturated one make the other ones look kinda grey buT alas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

all poses are referenced from this routine!