#I'm w h e e z i n g

[wayward-persephone]

do you think bughuul would be pissed if ellison and reader used it to make a different kind of film 😏 the only thing he’s murdering is this pus—

OMG 😂😂 I laughed so hard at this

I can only imagine Bughuul watching the film thinking he's gonna steal another soul or whatever and instead he just sees filthy raunchy sex. Body parts strategically and lewdly zoomed in on and dirty words muttered from behind the camera.

Totally see him clutching his pearls and being just generally mortified as much as he can be.

Killing and dismemberment is A-OK, but sex? He's blushing

[cosmic-ships]

listen. I don't know where the silly idea even came from but. imagine some sort of universe where your f/os are all hanging out and they all decide to dress up as kylo for halloween. and he's like ??? what the fuck, what are you all dressed up as me for???

LMFAOOOO KUROH WHAT THE FUCK!? IM DEAD.

[unofficials4t4n]

I've heard a bunch of different names for this fucker

We've got the operator, the administrator, god, the father, stick in the mud, that thing, the tall man, the faceless king, the faceless man, the faceless angel, hellspawn, Mr. No Face, tall friend, tall fucker, even some whack shit like daddy long legs

...

I did not expect the next addition to this list to be 'raging sex pest'

[guillotinehearts]

guys, i made preppy pete

[zerozeroren]

Deeply Offended at his role as an NPC

To all my fellow Princess Tutu enjoyers, search your heart. You know it is Autor who is truly the edgyest edge lord. You know it to be true.

Autor is a background character who is just smart enough to figure out he's in a story and is Deeply Offended at his role as a NPC. He keeps trying to main character ise, and keeps failing. Even the heart eating princess doesn't want his heart.

Shojo doesn't get nearly enough credit for being batshit insane.

[charmerquilled]

' rakan what size are u booba ? ' actual answers <3 IUDSBVF8IRUNEV

Unlike Xayah, Rakan is all IN for the attention. Look at him flex those man boobas, he is very proud of them 💛. "10 out of 10, will show off whenever I can! I mean! How can you not look at these bad boys! Why wear a shirt and block all this artistry carved upon my chest!? But sorry my beautiful fans. They are both taken." 😏💜

[bear-cubs-art-things]

I think the undertale tag is trending.... again perhaps 😵‍💫

[wayward-persephone]

OMG 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

I can't unsee it 😭😭

This is the best thing and the worst 😂😂

@wayward-persephone @purplelupins

This is now Ammit and I refuse to unsee it

[probablybadrpgideas]

I'm Graham and Bonding - Paper

(plaintext under cut)

Slender Jesus is here to assign you an RPG

First Name

A-Apathy

B-Bleeding

C-Chaos

D-Dungeons

E-Elephants

F-Fight

G-Graham

H-Heaven

I-Infants

J-Jokesters

K-Kings

L-Lasers

M-Mutants

N-Nutrition

O-Optimisation

P-Pride

Q-Queens

R-Rabbits

S-Sense

T-Teens

U-Umpires

V-Vampires

W-Wizards

X-Xrays

Y-You

Z-Zest

and

Last Name

A-Apoplexy

B-Bonding

C-Crying

D-Dragons

E-Emus

F-Flight

G-Gary

H-Hell

I-Invalids

J-Jugglers

K-Kayaks

L-Lemurs

M-Masterminds

N-Napping

O-Orgasm

P-Prejudice

Q-Queers

R-Riches

S-Sensibility

T-Texting

U-UXAS DESTROYER OF ALL

V-Velociraptors

W-Wetlands

X-Xylophones

Y-Yetis

Z-Zing

[transgenderpolls]

*including if you kept your original name

If you're wondering why it's split up this way, this is the order of how common the letters of the English alphabet are as the first letters of names, at least in the US. I'm just curious to see if trans people are more likely to gravitate to the less-commonly used letters when choosing their name.

[boom-butterflyeffect]

If you don’t mind can you do a NSFW alphabet for Josh or Matt

check out my masterlist for the Matt one! unfortunately it might be a little underwhelming, i haven't looked into his character as much as the others, and i'm only now getting back into writing so my writing is pretty minimal rn, but anyways!

Josh Washington NSFW Alphabet

im honestly so excited for this one, josh is fine as fuck, and in my mind, he's arguably the kinkiest out of them all

A - Aftercare

Josh would get you all cleaned up, kissing you all over while he does so.

B - Body Part (His favourite body part on himself and you)

He loves your lips. Just mesmerised by how pretty they are. His favourite part of himself would probably be his dick, I can't lie

C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Messy! gets off to the sight of you with his cum either ON you or dripping out of you.

D - Dirty secret

Has SO MANY ideas for things you two could do. Wouldn't surprise me if he has them written down somewhere.

E - Experience (How experienced he is)

He's got a decent amount of experience, as well as a lot of ideas from the porn he watches.

F - Favorite position

Tbh I feel like Josh would love fucking you from behind while you're on your hands and knees, and he's got his hands on your hips.

G - Goofy (Is he more serious in the moment?)

Can switch back and forth between silly and serious so fast, and you can never quite tell if his seriousness is playful or not.

H - Hair

He keeps it tidy

I - Intimacy

He loves to get up close and personal, whispering in your ear and touching you all over.

J - Jack off

Honestly, a lot. He's got a lot of pent up energy.

K - Kink

I think Josh could potentially enjoy roleplay and costumes, considering how much he seemed to enjoy his whole Psycho act, and with all the movie equipment he has in the basement, I feel like he'd def be into some of the more kinky stuff.

L - Location

Every. Single. Goddamn. Room. In that lodge.

M - Motivation

Literally just seeing you.

N - No (Hard limits)

Anything that goes beyond your basic sadistic stuff, like nothing that would cause bleeding or permanent damage.

O - Oral

Loves both giving and receiving, loves making you squirm with just his tongue, does wonders for his ego seeing you become a mess, and would def be the type to grab you by the hair when receiving and guide your head.

P - Pace

Much like the seriousness, it can switch back and forth really fast. He always keeps you on your toes.

Q - Quickie

Yes. Quick fuck in a college bathroom before class? 100% he's down.

R - Risk

He's all for experimenting and trying out new things, and can enjoy things on the more daring side.

S - Stamina

He's got a LOT of energy, and gets really riled up once he's started.

T - Toys

I could definitely see Josh using toys on you, all sorts of borderline sadistic shit.

U - Unfair

Oh 100% he will degrade and praise you at the same time and leave you confused and whining.

V - Volume

Loud. Very chatty too, and talks you through everything, with all sorts of praise and degradation and teasing and all sorts.

W - Wild card (Random NSFW HC of my choosing)

I could imagine for Halloween he'd dress up as a masked killer from your favourite slasher movie and "hunt you down", he enjoys the thrill of the chase.

X - X-ray (Size)

7 inches (I think I'm just saying the same for all of them tbh idk)

Y - Yearning

Oh he is eager ALL the time, he's the most dirty minded guy in the group, no competition

Z - Zzz

I don't think he'd sleep for a while afterwards tbh, still too high on the adrenaline rush.

Bro it's crazy how much easier this one was than the others, I do really just imagine Josh to be a horny fucker

thank you for the request! Feel free to request other stuff too!

[evellynssocbrainrot]

Spell the word beautiful

Inej: B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L

Jesper: W-Y-L-A-N-V-A-N-S-U-N-S-H-I-N-E

Matthias: N-I-N-A-Z-E-N-I-K

Nina: M-Y-S-E-L-F

Kaz (externally): M-O-N-E-Y

Kaz (internally): I-N-E-J-G-H-A-F-A

Wylan: I'm lost...

[swissmissficrecs]

A-Z Johnlock Tropes

This time it's all the tropes in my favorite fics! Limited to one fic per author, and I tried to include other authors than on my A-Z classics list.

A lternate Universe(s) - A Vintage Exceptionally to Your Liking by EmmyAngua (95K, E): A love story across alternate dimensions.

B DSM - Shames and Praises by s0mmerspr0ssen (51K, E): D/s AU with Dom!John / sub!Sherlock.

C rossover - More Things Than Are Dreamt Of by 1electricpirate (37K, M-E): HP crossover with Wizard!John / Muggle!Sherlock.

D omesticity - Where Else Would I Be? by cwb (34K, E): Retirement in Sussex with flashbacks.

E stablished Relationship - Breakable Not Broken by MissDavis (227K, E): Dealing with permanent injury together.

F uture - Software Malfunction by tiger_in_the_flightdeck (16K, E): Sherlock is a Companion android with a malfunction.

G en - The Green Blade by verityburns (72K, T): Serial killer casefic.

H istorical - The Beast of Baskerville by Mildredandbobbin (74K, E): 15th Century/fairy tale AU.

I llness - On Pins and Needles by 7PercentSolution, J_Baillier (588K, G-E): Sherlock contracts Guillain-Barré syndrome.

J ealousy - White Knight by DiscordantWords (69K, M): Sherlock fakes a relationship with Janine, to John's distress.

K idfic - Intentions by KeelieThompson1 (216K, G-M): Sherlock discovers he is the father of 10-year-old John.

L ongfic - Sketchy by serpentynka (876K, E): Johnlock and Mycroft/OMC slow-burn casefic(s).

M agical Realism - Shatter the Darkness (Let the Light In) by MojoFlower (109K, E): Sherlock is a djinn.

N SFW - The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst (58K, E): Sherlock and John compete to see who's better at sex.

O megaverse - The Illusion of Control by starrysummernights (253K, E): Alpha!Sherlock / Omega!Johnwith mpreg.

P arentlock - The James Holmes Chronicles by prettyvk (338K, T-E): Sherlock and John raise Moriarty's son.

Q ueer Representation - The Adventure of the Consulting Woman by DancingGrimm (56K, E): Trans character assists in a case.

R etirement - Through the Clouds by Mazarin221b (20K, E): Sherlock and John retire to Sussex.

S oulmates - Colors by Quesarasara (140K, E): When you meet your soulmate, you finally see the world in color.

T eenlock - The Frost is All Over by Chryse (148K, E): 19th-century AU, Sherlock is an Earl's son and John is a commoner.

U ndercover - Corpus Hominis by mycapeisplaid (47K, E): Posing as a couple at a spa retreat.

V ampires - Bleed Me Out by antietamfalls (87K, E): Vampire!Sherlock with whump, hurt/comfort, and fluff.

W hump - All the Best and Brightest Creatures by wordstrings (188K, E): Moriarty is back and out for blood.

X enomorphism - Names for the Galaxy by evadne (191K, E): 22nd-century Alien!Sherlock.

Y enta* - May Your Heart Purr Like A Bumblebee by destinationtoast (14K, M): Harry helps Johnlock happen.

Z oomorphism** - The Horse and His Doctor by khorazir (128K, T): Vet!John and Horse!Sherlock.

*Used here to mean a female character playing matchmaker. Y-word tropes are hard, you guys!

**Not sure this is technically correct, but I'm using it here to mean fics in which a character has animal form. Z-word fanfic tropes are also hard and I already used zombies on my previous list!

[papaziggy-devblog]

I'm going to need you to give us that Anteo alphabet Mama

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you

(I'm doing this in the scenario where you've actually managed to get him into at least somewhat of a relationship or even a FWB thing, otherwise it would just be a hit it and quit it)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Clingy... man has his arms around you like a vice as he's passing out, won't let you go for a good while while he's sleeping

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) He likes your ass, likes to smack it and grab it when you least expect it

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) Very thick and salty, and there's a lot of it... Like... A LOT... You're gonna be dripping for a hot minute

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He's always been curious about being pegged but won't allow it... he ALWAYS has to be on top

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Yes .w.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Doggy, against the wall (Both with you facing the wall and him holding you against the wall), Mating press

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Not very goofy.. gets very into it, very dominant most the time

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Clean shaven all over

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Its rare you'd get him to be romantic but when you do he's pretty good at it.. He likes to make you tremble by whispering sweet things into your ear

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) At least 3 times a day

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Breeding, dirty talk, knife play, bondage, voyeurisms, exhibitionisms, biting, rough sex, teasing, orgasm denial

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Anywhere and everywhere

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Dirty talk, teasing

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) The usual's, even he's not that nasty

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Never gives, only receives

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) He prefers rough.. but it won't exactly be fast... Man has stamina for days

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Thinks they're convenient and doesn't mind them

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Loves risk... he's the kinda guy who will have you blowing him under his desk while he makes calls at work

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Yes. .w.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He has so fucking many... Only one who has more is probably Sophie

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Fucking LOVES to tease... He loves to see you writhe and squirm, especially on his cock... He'll drag it out until your crying if he can

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Loud.. very vocal... lots of grunts and moans and groans too

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) He'll get really REALLY into the knife play if you let him... have bandages and antiseptic ready .w.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) 8.5 inches and THICK

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Yes .w.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Once he's spent he's out like a light

[darkestelemental616]

[image description: a tweet from Cody Johnston (drmistercody) that reads

Hey libs, I just turned on all of my gas stoves (5) and didn’t even light them, hope you’re not too triggered! Feeling really sleepy so might take a quick nap, but just so we’re clear, you’ll have to pry them from my cold

/end id]

[alastors-radioshow]

Alastor: *Threatens the woman who carved a Veve into Mordecai’s chest*

Anon: I think he’s gonna murk her

Mordecai: Oh, he’s going to  m u r d e r  her. He’s so cute like that~