#I'm sure it's fine

[crimson-phantom-designs]

[ariadne-mouse]

UNEND Episode 5, Hollow: mica cave Mouth perfec t size for put Ship in to d\ock! inside very Soft and Comfort ship very safe put ship in mica cave. Put Ship In Mica Cave. no problems ever in mica cave because good Shape and Support for ship crew weak of lung from sharp mica shards. a mica Cave yes a place for a ship put Ship in mica cave can trust cave for giveing good enrichment to ship crew and keep savfe Ship. friend cave

[shopwitchvamp]

The planets or whatever when they put my astrological chart together:

[sparkedfirez]

Two of Four

Breach is a modern AU, mostly off the string. Signet here DOES have a can, but isn't there often, and Pebbles straight up does not have a can. These refs sheets are also minimal for a reason, because the height chart I'm gonna have with all four is gonna have so. So very much info.

For a little short bit, Sig is a technician and his can functions as a massive factory, while Pebbles is a faulty combat puppet who works as a lab assistant for Suns, who in turn is a medical facility.

This can only end well. :3

[viric-dreams]

[hzdtrees]

Bat-tle

[aethernoise]

[beardedmrbean]

Poor little thing, this is just mean

[mermaidsirennikita]

Any monsterfucker romances recs since Halloween is upon us?

I haven't read a ton of monster romance, but I'd recommend these"

Hollow by C.M. Nascosta seems like necessary Halloween reading for me. It's a two-story bind-up in which one of the stories involves Katrina falling for the headless horseman and looking for a way for them to be together... Kind of a dark way.... And the other of which is Ichabod Crane getting railed in a locker room by two headless horsemen. I am not kidd.

Then there's Nascosta's Run, Run Rabbit, my favorite things she's done, about werewolf lawyers fucking nasty because they hate each other and then falling in love by accident. This is VERY wolfy, and involves some shifted sex, which is why I'll include it under monsterfucking (which I see as something separate from like, normal paranormal romance that has more humanoid characters).

How to Marry a Marble Marquis by Nascosta is a historical monster romance in which the (human) heroine is trying to find a husband, and seeks help from a slutty gargoyle marquis who is totally fine with her using him to get off while he's sleeping (and also a statue), among other things. Historical romance girlies, this is for youuuu

A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor by Kathryn Moon is a polyamorous erotic historical monster romance. The heroine is a sex worker who takes on the job to sleep with monsters and keep them happy, but she ends up making a real relationship with... a handful of them. I think there's a sphynx, a vampire, a Jekyll/Hyde type, a gollum, an inviisble dude, and... I think that's it but I HONESTLY can't be sure. The Basilisk of Star Manor is set in the same world, but the heroine only handles one guy. A basilisk.

Bound to the Shadow Prince by Ruby Dixon is a fun fantasy romance in which the hero is a GIANT GARGOYLE THING. And also a virgin! The heroine is a princess who must fulfill this like, ancient rite thing by staying locked in a castle with him for... seven years, I wanna say? But then they get horny. As one does.

And then, if you are down for more conventional paranormals... Immortals After Dark has vampires, werewolves, ghosts, demons, witches, sorceresses, that one guy with wings, valkyries, succubi.... It's just got a lot. Lothaire awaits, people. Every romance reader has gotta read Lothaire. (Unless, you know, it would be harmful lol.) Come on now. Everyone says you've gotta read for the blood blowjob, but A Hunger Like No Other has a blood blowjob. Lothaire has a blood 69 lmao

[catman-draws]

OH MY BOI

I forgot he was wet, and now he gonna get jumped

He's been wet and stuck in that cave for over a year...

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Me when we go to throw out our Lunchables because of the recall/lead report but I ate them all last week

[oldwebmlp]

From: https://web.archive.org/web/20041212013123fw_/http://lennon.csufresno.edu/~1batchick/Artwork.htm

[nottoonedin]

W I P :)

[sksninja]

Your magic item is a mirror. For some reason, the person holding this mirror can never see themselves. The family member who brought it into the family claims it was pulled out of a lake on a fishing trip.

... you know, actually... I might just have something like this in my tackle box...

[daily-suyao]

[troublesomecousin]

I'm so used to having tickets for shows emailed to me directly after purchase, but for the next show I'm seeing (We Live in Cairo), they're making me pick them up at the box office and like...do you not realize I have anxiety? Do you not realize I feel the constant shake of nerves throughout my body worrying I've done something wrong to not have the tickets currently in my possession?