#I'm such an old fart
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Goth Family x Brazilian Christmas
#It was a family tradition when i was growing up to go the the beach for the holidays#it was always nice#and since there is no snow in brazil we did big ass sand sculptures#oh the old days#now i'm an old fart with back pain#anyways tags!#goth family#goth fam#mihawk#perona#zoro#roronoa zoro#dracule mihawk#one piece mihawk#one piece#op#one piece fanart#ghost princess perona#perona one piece#zoro one piece
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May I offer you the internet sex symbol in these trying times
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I'm almost an adult
#I feel like an old fart (I'm still a teenager)#mob psycho 100#mob psycho fanart#mp100 fanart#mp100#mp100 reigen#mob psycho#reigen arataka#mob psycho reigen#arataka reigen#reigen arakata fanart#sonic the hedgehog#fanart
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i was listening to the car (the song) since the early morning yesterday and if i didn't vomit this my brain cells would implode. the autism does get out of hand sometimes.
personal lyric analysis series (1/?): the car - arctic monkeys
#the car#arctic monkeys#alex turner#i'm thinking of doing this with all the songs from the car and tbhc as well 'cause i'm insane#like a series or something. just because#i do prefer to make literature and related stuff analyses with pencil/pen and paper 'cause i'm an old fart. but also#because the word and the letters and everything in-between are strongly important and valuable to me#anyways. i made this for fun and deteriorating hyperfixation alone ‘cause yes#the autism does get really bad sometimes. and i’m sure this is far from the actual meaning - IF there’s a meaning#(i’m actually autistic btw lol)#jules.rar#am lyric analysis project
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yk i kinda wish miss chatham was in the later seasons still. like imagine if we got an episode of them visiting the retirement home
i can see it now. they lose miss chatham somehow while in there, and then end up on their own side adventures
lewis is acting like he's found his people and he's invited to the next bingo meet by a gladys. or multiple gladys's. while on the opposite end of the spectrum, rikki gets into a fight/rivalry with some old lady
and cleo and emma end up being wrangled into helping one of the seniors, only for emma to end up transforming into a mermaid and for the senior that they were helping, to see it
and then because for whatever reason this came to mind, it turns out said senior is julia's ex karl, who apparently lives at the same retirement home as miss chatham
he almost gets his camera out for old times sake, because he hasn't changed much since they were teenagers, but then miss chatham gets her tennis racket out
suffice to say. they end up walking out with pocketful of old people candy and also a bunch more lore/info from miss chatham. idk
#h2o just add water#i'm not sure what made me think of this tbh#louise chatham#retirement home#elderly#bingo#lewis mccartney#rikki chadwick#cleo sertori#emma gilbert#karl h2o#my brain is just active all of the time when it comes to h2o rn#i just thought of like a dozen different aus in the past ten minutes#and i'm not exaggerating#still trying to get at least one actually finished though#i think lewis bonding with all these elderly ladies and being invited to bingos is the most accurate thing i wrote on here#why can i see rikki making that joke about him finding his people and lewis embracing it#i think she's made a similar joke before but i'm blanking#would it just be the old ladies that loved lewis#imagine if some of the old farts didn't like him because he was 'stealing' their ladies or something#lol lewis steal yo girl mccartney#i can also see a scene where emma tries to help someone and she just gets sassed at ? idk#i need a drink#and sleep#does anyone see my vision??#or am i crazy#no wait i'm definitely crazy#i don't need anyone to confirm that for me
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I think on this fine Saturday afternoon it's a good opportunity to take a breather and remember that there are really no ethical paparazzi pictures. Every single one is inherently exploitative.
Just because photos were taken on a movie set, when someone is 'working,' does not make the practice any less invasive and creepy. Imagine just going about your day, doing your job and having some weirdo snapping pictures of you to sell without your consent for others to endlessly repost online.
There are thousands of pictures of your favourite actor online already. Plenty taken with his knowledge and consent. I'd really like to see more of them on my dash, rather than the creeper shots.
And don't get me started how disseminating these pictures directly leads to people going to said sets. What starts off as admiring how good someone looks has real world implications.
No, hanging around a movie set and disrupting people doing their jobs is not harmless fun or a way to show your appreciation.
If you hang around a movie set, you are a stalker.
Don't tell me that it's okay to take your online admiration for someone offline. You may admire him but he does not, and will never, personally know you. He will never be your friend/boyfriend/daddy. He is a stranger.
The only way meeting your favourite actor is going to happen is at a convention or maaaaaybe a movie premiere if you're incredibly fortunate. You know, places they appear specifically to meet fans (or not in the case of premieres, where the purpose is to promote a movie. Which is also completely understandable if actors don't stop. You are not owed an interaction).
Of course, you cannot help it if you randomly run into someone you admire in the wild. Even then, consider that they probably won't be all too thrilled to be approached in public by a complete stranger. It's up to you to gauge the situation, but remember there is a person at the heart of all of this.
Boundaries and respect are a kindness which deserves to be extended to each and every human being regardless of their looks/talent/fame/wealth.
Fandoms blur those lines a little too often for my liking and I think just scrutinising what you're interacting with, or what behaviour you could be possibly falling down that slippery slope towards is nice to do every once in a while.
I mean no malice with this post and it is not directed at anyone in particular. It's something I cannot help but feel strongly about because I've seen this destructive cycle time and again in fandoms over the years. It's not healthy and it makes us all a little bit more disconnected from our humanity for it...
#not naming names but....... screw it#pedro pascal#pedro pascal fandom#accepting you will never interact with or meet this man will set you free from misery and jealousy i promise#he's great! if you think he's great watch another movie! write about a character! edit some photos of him! make gifs!#there are many MANY ways to engage with his work which don't include reposting creepy invasive photos taken without his consent#it's bs that this is just 'part of the job' because WHY... why should it be any different than any other job??#i know we always venerate talent and put people on pedestals.... that's a tale as old as time#but seeing him blow up last year was wild to witness and some of the behaviour from newer fans is very disheartening to see#he's just a human who poops and farts and is a dick sometimes like the rest of us. let's not treat him like a god thanks#spud rants#a lot LOL#i've bottled this up for a bit because the way this developed in real time to people actually going to the set is. what#and don't 'if pedro was in your city' because NO??? i wouldn't STALK SOMEONE? there's 0 justification for it#i have far better things to do than stalk people#i may be an autistic flop but i'm not a CREEPY STALKER autistic flop thanks x#anyway like i said this is truly not @ anyone in particular and i don't think you are a terrible person if you interacted with the photos#but please just remember there is a person at the heart of all this#a very talented and attractive person yes... but a person all the same#i would truly hate to be famous it gives me so much anxiety just the thought of the constant scrutiny#good thing i never will be LOL#fandom wank#discourse
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UHHHHDORABLE Game of Thrones babies by the talented Junkbox AI on TikTok who has a new coffeetable book w his AI babies.
#game of thrones#jon snow#daenerys stormborn#daenerys targaryen#joffrey baratheon#theon greyjoy#brienne of tarth#brain fart on daddy lannister's name cuz i'm old#ramsey bolton#bran stark#jamie lannister#jamie is my favorite#it's the hand#i get it people hate ai blah blah but this is adorable so fk off... it's entertaining#ai#ai generated#junkbox ai
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this man is irish to me.
#psychrothoughts#pokemon sv#pokemon#director clavell#i'm trying to give every character at least a first and last name in my AU with a middle if I'm feeling zesty#I've settled on Cathal (Ka-Hall) Garoff Clavell for this old fart
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#tlt shitposting#the locked tomb#tlt spoilers#gideon nav#I'm joking#mostly...#she did get to kill crux though so I'm pretty happy about that#miserable mean old fart
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Yeah something I am super worried about is that after New Moon blasted Earth with star power, which probably made the astrals even angrier, he's now working with Dark Sun, who has a wither storm incubating as a pet and he's going to use that for something, Tauros is coming here in a few weeks and who knows if Solar's also going to emerge in that time, and if everything happens at once, Dark Sun and New Moon bringing out the dragon, Tauros being on the planet, Monty and Puppet trying and possibly failing to ditch the core thingy which would make Tauros even more angry, who knows even Lunar's sneezing fit might make them more annoyed since he used star power, and who even knows what the Creator is doing he might be ready to spring out as soon as this all comes together, it feels like we're about to have something go very wrong
You're absolutely right, dear anon.. it doesn't look good at all.. :(
And I have a feeling that in all this chaos Sun will die.. it'll be a disaster.. everything will fall apart..
I'm anxious yet excited to see how all of this will play out..
Though what's interesting to me is what Dark Sun wants to achieve.. but what's even more interesting is what Creator is planning to do cause he didn't make any dang move since he tried to kidnap Lunar.. it's worrying.. even more than what Dark Sun is doing..
Cause you know that Dark Sun can't be the biggest enemy when they show him that much.. he's antagonist of this arc..
Creator on the other hand always waits for the best opportunity.. he's like snake imo.. I don't like that he didn't make any move.. cause I doubt that he's not trying to kidnap Lunar anymore out of kindness..
I know that Dark Sun said that Creator's ego will be his downfall.. but if he was able to cheat death.. than I fear that his downfall is nowhere in sight in the near future..
#anon#dear anon#anon ask#ask answered#sun and moon show#sams#sams sun#sams moon#sams nexus#sams dark sun#sams solar#laes lunar#laes gemini#laes taurus#mgafs monty#mgafs puppet#sams creator#i'm just paranoid about this damn old brain fart#laes earth
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is this allowed
original image that i traced if u care
#voidexiart#noiz spec#stratos spheros#stratos#president spheros#presidential flick shipping#sorry old fart i'm playing roblox#the model on the screen i need to finish still#selfinsert#self insert#cw suggestive#selfship#yumeship#pacman and the ghostly adventures#pmatga
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I love looking at random Gladiator posts and
you know that introduction you get to the Dursleys in the first Harry Potter book, when Harry says he had a dream of a flying motorcycle, and Vernon throws a fit? MOTORCYCLES DON'T FLY etc.
I think about that every time people are having such a great time with their FtM headcanons of the Gladiator characters and all I can do is sit here and be like,
where the FUCK did they get that synthetic T in 200 AD and how in the shit did they survive top surgery?
At least mare piss existed for transfems but where are these people getting their T shots please I need to know
#gladiator for ts#I'm such a dry old fart holy shit#old trans problems honestly#harry potter for ts#the gods willed it. but not like in a metamorphosis sense#no they just pulled out 2000s health care version of transition. for some reason#guys I love you but how
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I'm an Old-Ass Gamer
I can still remember my bugging my parents for quarters for the arcade at 9 years old wanting to play Galaxian and Asteroids. And I could play those games for hours if I had enough money. But we were the first generation of gamers that grew up on vector line games with minimal graphics and having to rely on mostly our imagination as far as getting any sort of fun out of a game that looked like a collection of squiggly lines.
Then along came a coin-operated Star Wars game in 1983 - which was my first foray into playing anything related to Star Wars.
This was my first chance to pilot an X-wing and even though those graphics were just squiggly lines and filling it in with my imagination, "I was Luke Skywalker" going after the Death Star".
Now we have games like the Sims 3...

...with mods...they look almost "human". This kind of game I couldn't picture back in 1983 as a 13yr old hanging out at the arcade in between algebra class and homework - that I would be able to play with characters that I've grown attached to and my literary creative side keeps seeking to write stories about.
The Star Wars game I play now is vastly different from the arcade game I played back in 1983.
Even though this game (Star Wars the Old Republic) is set in an era long before the Galactic Empire and Palpatine even were a thing - it is Star Wars, with lightsabers, Jedi, Sith and all sort of other characters and retain the feel of Lucas's Star Wars that we love and miss (at least I do. I don't find Disney's offerings worth watching). There's even space combat which I still find difficult. So I stay away from the "Starfighter" portion of SWTOR and play with my Jedi, Sith, Trooper, Bounty Hunter, Imperial Agent and Smuggler.
The Flight Simulator II that I remember flying in my youth on the Apco (Apple IIe clone) computer,
...has turned into...
or
These are games that I couldn't even conceive of in my youth playing vector line graphic games and it shows just how much computer graphics has changed in 45 years.
I don't have the ability to be able run inZoi on my current computer. But I'm eager to see how far the boundaries of computer gaming graphics gets pushed over the next twenty-five or hopefully thirty to to forty years I have left to walk on this earth. You kids are gonna have it so lucky.
#sims 3#ts3#Star Wars the Old Republic#SWTOR#Vintage Video Games#MS FSX#Asteroids 1979#Star Wars 1983 Video Game#Sublogic Flight Simulator#Old Ass Gamer#Gen X Gamer#I'm so old I fart dust
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Maybe I should just find a good woman
#personal#male loneliness#mlm loneliness#just a bi guy#i am so caught up in mlm relationships i can't think of being with a girl#at least not in this state#idk if any girl would want me#i don't really how to be an adult male with a woman#i used to#but i was a kid#just starting in life#and now i'm an old fart#women my age look for something else#but idk#maybe it would've been easier...
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The new brave Alfonse is your villain origin story.
IT IS !!!! IT IS. IM GOING TO JOIN LIF BUT INSTEAD OF THE GODS MY OBJECTIVE IS INTSYS HQ.
#squeezing intsys like a stress ball#alfonse sweetie I'm so sorry. im so sorry they'd give you your old fart father's clothes
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@fartemis-crock

" I'm over eighty years old. So unless you were one of those reincarnation babies that Strange talks about all the time, it ain't working on me."
#fartemis-crock#hulked-out general! (Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt 'Ross/Red Hulk)#Lol yup! Man I'm an old fart on this website XD
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richie the type of guy to create numberless different accounts on every social media platform possible and lie his ass off about his personal information/day-to-day life just because he can
#'name is Marlene. 25 female. virgo and estj btw'#WHO ARE YOU#'name is Finn. sexy 16 year old with crippling anxiety. I'm so dark ⛓🐺' huh#flirting with men on the accounts he lied about being a girl#texting the most ridiculous things like#'can you fart from your dick 🥺' wHAT#anyway i think he's just silly#did i tell you he's my biggest kin after thom yorke btw#richie tozier#it 2017#it 2019#it#rasc.txt
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