#I'm such an eivwhore

[itseivwhore]

I have no shame anymore

Sir?Fottimi.

Hearthweru tattoo set

[hucowboyification]

If u have any questions about the fics for the snippets i just posted. Pls ask meeeeeeee

[itseivwhore]

Okay okay, but can we talk about how, since literally last year, NO ONE mentioned the Assassin's Creed TV serie on Netflix EVER AGAIN ?? Like???

All they gave us was this logo and the mini ass teaser trailer???? They completely disappeared in THIN AIR without giving us any other news I TELL YOU???

Like: "goodbye there you go do you mind if I just randomly throw this there adios ciao arriverderci"??

And to be honest, sometimes I just would stop everything I am doing to just think: "Oh my god that's right, the AC Netflix serie"

It's as if like it DOES actually exists but at the same time it DOESN'T exist at all?

[itseivwhore]

Mr Eivor sir do you mind if I just:

Even in the darkness… Eivor’s muscles do be poppin

[itseivwhore]

Mr Eivor sir....SIGNORE

[itseivwhore]

I’m so confused and idk which is fucking better blonde eivor or dark haired eivor being an eivwhore is hard 🥺🔪🤌

I'm not going to start with my usual long and philosophical speech,since I am VERY torn about that as well.

Blonde Eivor or dark haired Eivor?

Blonde Eivor is,like,the classic?But dark haired Eivor just hits different and it gives me totally different vibes and it kind of '''change''' the way I see him (also her:ABOUT FEM EIVOR. FEM EIVOR WITH WHITE/SILVER HAIR>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. She just gives me Lagertha vibes)??

Hear me out: blonde on them makes them feel soft and gentle and etc etc. While Eivor with dark hair makes them look more...savage,wild,furious,authoritative,angry 24/7 of the time,more serious,a deadly,fearless and restless warrior with the thirst of blood, and I can endlessly continue with adjectives. I can't even begin to explain how I feel about them having brown/black hair...I....she...he...just...

No one actually have an answer to that. It cannot have an answer. So at this point I'm just going to leave this to my fellow eivwhores and see what they all prefer. But for now I'll answer with the infamous gif:

Also: "being an eivwhore is hard" I never have heard such wise words.

Being an Eivwhore is basically like:

[itseivwhore]

So, let's put apart the fact that I said that I wAs BaCk!1!1!1!!1!!!111! and then I ended up to disappear AGAIN, which one of the eivwhores wants to be tagged in some nasty spicy perv NSFW however you want to call them headcanons which I am currently working on? 👀 (just a warning though, they will be about MALE Eivor. I just wanted to clear that out because well...you know why HAHHAHAH)

Asking because most likely people forgot about me and about my wild reputation as a whore here and that's unacceptable.

[erzsebetrosztoczy]

Don't tell me this isn't true. Don't lie...😌

[itseivwhore]

As the supreme Siggimp, I hereby call for an alliance with the supreme Eivwhore to put an end to this anon fuckery

Dost thou accept?

The one who once was my worst enemy, my archenemy, is now my most loyal and thrustworthy ally...

I do. I accept.

[itseivwhore]

Me after seeing the abomination that is Voldemort Eivor

You are the only person here, at the end of everything, who stands beside me, facing those outrageous and abominations and unholy acts that they are casting on Eivor . My enemy who now is my ally.

Me being dramatic and philosophical apart (even if I meant every bit of what I said), you know what? I really and firmly think you and I are the only ones here who actually have some sanity left,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Damn me and the day I answered to that anon ask. Cursed day. Cursed answer and cursed everything.

Titles of eivwhores? R E V O K E D.

And I think that I'll shut down my account if that keeps going,I WILL and I AM CAPABLE OF DOING IT FOR REAL: I really want to see how they will live without tHE eivwhore™

[itseivwhore]

This shouldn't have made me moan as it did.............

[itseivwhore]

One thing i admit

But I had to do it. I had to see it with my own eyes not just with my braind.... and my braind did it better

Oh, finally we agree on something then mh?

More than anxiety though,it gives me nightmares more than everything. What had happened was cursed, unholy to say at least.

But do not think that the war finished...it shall continue.

Ah wait though...I thought you all liked shaved/beardless Eivor though? What happened to all the "aww he looks so younger like that!!11!1!" and "awww he looks like a baby doN't MaKe HiM cRy"

[itseivwhore]

Just wanna say that I'm lowkey learning a ton of Italian words from you haha (just figured out what "stronzo" means XD)

Who would've known that joining the Eivwhores™ would be educational

Bro you make me go:

Honestly?I'm feeling so proud right now you can't imagine shsvdhehshsshdhhs.More specifically,feeling like this most of all:

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH. Jokes apart,I'm sososososo glad to know this from you!<33333 Because now that I think about it,I'm really just out there doing nothing,only being a dumbass andawhoretoo while I am spreading that bit and essential...

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Italian knowledge *:･ﾟ✧

So I'm happy that I can teach something,even if it's some small and rude words,to someone.

Oh?You know what 'stronzo' means?Amazing.But why stopping yourself there,mh,bello?Don't you want to know what bastardo,coglione,pezzo di merda,vaffanculo,fottiti,cazzo,porca puttana,merda,figlio di puttana and other billions of cursing/normal words mean? If you want to know anything else (apart from cursing words but that's a negligible detail),I'm here!

Also,I know right?Who would ever thought that? By joining the Eivwhores™ you'll have:

daily hot shots of Eivor;

daily stupid Eivor's content but nevertheless still incredibly hot;

A totally gratis Italian course.

Join us. Join the Eivwhores™ 

[itseivwhore]

Awake at 2:15 am in the night and I decided to change my whole life. Aka my blog. I'm dramatic so I have to make everything a bit dramatic and theatrical.

But deciding isn't truly what I decided to do, if that makes sense anyway, because I'm very (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧ insecure and because I've been thinking about this since months.

So I wanted your guys' opinions.

Should I change the look of my blog? Or should I leave it as it is because it's, in a way, iconic and memorable for my eivwhore's era? Since by now I think that my mutuals have grown to recognize me/see me with that profile picture/background/colours palette?

Because I kind of am starting to (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧widen my orizons as in multifandom and not only Assassin's Creed. So I would like something generic but yet original? Something who can catch the eyes?

But at the same time I don't want to change everything if that means my mutuals/my followers won't recognize me anymore 😩 AND and because I'm a nostalgic bitch.

Help

[itseivwhore]

I'm officially a ceritified Eivwhore now

I was keeping a seat for you, bello. You are more than certified,I'm utterly glad you joined me. There:

My fellow Eivwhore <333 HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

[hysterialevi]

hiya, I basically live for your edits and shots. I'm trying to write 'something' about Eivor and...well, I need pictures. LOTS of pictures :> And I found you andohgods: You + capturing the precious boys of AC Valhalla = sooo inspiring [and let's face it, the world needs more male Eivor] You are A M A Z I N G, thanks for existing, keep it up, sending you some love and appreciation \^3^/ ~ fellow eivwhore

Duuude this just made my entire day thanks so much 😭

I'm so happy to hear my pics are helping inspire you. I literally just started posting photos of Eivor and Sigurd bc I thought they were both hot hahaha, but I'm honestly so glad to have found this fandom.

Love my fellow Eivwhores and Siggimps. You're all amazing <3