#eivwhores

[freyastrider]

@valhalla-s made a masterpiece for the server today and it needs to be shared

featuring @asscreeds screenshots

[connorkenwaystomahawk]

Eivor: What the fuck is that puppy dog eyes emoji? Use your words, I don't speak bottom

[itseivwhore]

So, let's put apart the fact that I said that I wAs BaCk!1!1!1!!1!!!111! and then I ended up to disappear AGAIN, which one of the eivwhores wants to be tagged in some nasty spicy perv NSFW however you want to call them headcanons which I am currently working on? 👀 (just a warning though, they will be about MALE Eivor. I just wanted to clear that out because well...you know why HAHHAHAH)

Asking because most likely people forgot about me and about my wild reputation as a whore here and that's unacceptable.

[erzsebetrosztoczy]

Don't tell me this isn't true. Don't lie...😌

[itseivwhore]

so so far ive seen

basimps

eivwhores

hythamhoes

[birdwives]

Some ultra-rare Randivor dialogue (not clickbait?? lol)

My second playthrough I purposefully went for an unusual ending combination (Sigurd stays in Norway + Eivor waits till Gunnar and Brigid's wedding to romance Randvi), and I unlocked some "rare" dialogue between Eivor and Randvi that I'd never seen anywhere before (even after scouring several dozen Youtube playthroughs because like what else do I have to do with my time I guess)

Eivor's awkward side shines through a little more in this iteration of the confession scene and it's sweet 🥺

[obsessivesstuff]

My Eivor:

..... I would DIE for Sigurd

Tap for better quality

[iridescentmemoria]

Beefcake Eivor Photoshoot Part 3

[freyastrider]

I have the best friends on the planet oh my god. My birthday was yesterday and today I am having a thyroidecromy. Just as I was leaving the house a large package showed up at my door absolutely FULL of presents. I don't know what I did to deserve such amazing people but I am forever thankful. I love you guys so much.😭💖

Gay Gergnome will keep me company 😁

[hysterialevi]

Hi, yeah, can we just talk about how thicc Eivor is for a moment

[itseivwhore]

And if you're gonna call me a bitch,make sure you put Eivor's in front of it

[cavvaje]

an only half serious attempt at mustache eivor — what if i end up liking one of these crack eivors more than normal eivor what then? do i get cast out of the eivwhores LOL (as if I haven’t already lmfao but shoutout to that anon amirite this is for you)

[hucowboyification]

If u have any questions about the fics for the snippets i just posted. Pls ask meeeeeeee

[obsessivesstuff]

Part of a little project I’m working on ❤

[freyastrider]

Eivwhores Discord Sever is Open Again

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I have another mod figured out so I’ve decided to reopen the server for invites. I think I can only handle 30 members for the time being SO I am gonna have to put a limit to 6 more members cause we currently have 24 members. I’m really sorry if I hit the member limit and you missed it but I’m only one person and I’d reeeally like to keep this small. It’s such a good group of people and we’re having a blast with it and I don’t want things to get too out of hand. If there’s ever openings I’ll advertise new spots. 

So a few things, this isn’t strictly for fans of Eivor, this is for fans of all the AC ladies and women in general. The server is full of a LOT of lesbians and bisexuals and one trans guy who we adore. Eivor is just what brought us all together. You also don’t have to actually be a player of the game, we have a few members who don’t even have the game, they just watch others play or join in on the fandom through art, fanfics, gifs and screenshots. That being said, if you do really want to watch the game I stream it on my twitch channel for the members who want it. I am new to twitch and don’t fully know what I’m doing so I can’t promise it’ll be all that exciting.

Number one thing, you must be over the age of 18 to join!

We have a varied group of people from 18 to 37 and none of us keep it SFW. You can join no matter your age as long as you are 18+. Please don’t lie about your age, I want to keep this thing running and I don’t want to have to shut it down cause someone’s parents disapproved of what their kid was looking at or who they’re talking to and yell at me for it.

Just send me a message or hit up @thewindcallsmeback or @theunsinkablesappho, they are our mods.. I am online all day though when I am awake. If it shows I am offline, thewindcallsmeback should be awake to take messages.

[hysterialevi]

Joining the Eiwvhore community

What I expected: daily pics of Eivor's abs, average levels of thirst

How it actually is: spontaneous meme wars, mass italian panic, incoherent shrieking in the distance, historic levels of dehydration

@itseivwhore @elizabethroestone @cavvaje @fuckinherondale