#eivwhores unite

[itseivwhore]

I’m so confused and idk which is fucking better blonde eivor or dark haired eivor being an eivwhore is hard 🥺🔪🤌

I'm not going to start with my usual long and philosophical speech,since I am VERY torn about that as well.

Blonde Eivor or dark haired Eivor?

Blonde Eivor is,like,the classic?But dark haired Eivor just hits different and it gives me totally different vibes and it kind of '''change''' the way I see him (also her:ABOUT FEM EIVOR. FEM EIVOR WITH WHITE/SILVER HAIR>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. She just gives me Lagertha vibes)??

Hear me out: blonde on them makes them feel soft and gentle and etc etc. While Eivor with dark hair makes them look more...savage,wild,furious,authoritative,angry 24/7 of the time,more serious,a deadly,fearless and restless warrior with the thirst of blood, and I can endlessly continue with adjectives. I can't even begin to explain how I feel about them having brown/black hair...I....she...he...just...

No one actually have an answer to that. It cannot have an answer. So at this point I'm just going to leave this to my fellow eivwhores and see what they all prefer. But for now I'll answer with the infamous gif:

Also: "being an eivwhore is hard" I never have heard such wise words.

Being an Eivwhore is basically like:

[hysterialevi]

Joining the Eiwvhore community

What I expected: daily pics of Eivor's abs, average levels of thirst

How it actually is: spontaneous meme wars, mass italian panic, incoherent shrieking in the distance, historic levels of dehydration

@itseivwhore @elizabethroestone @cavvaje @fuckinherondale

[itseivwhore]

So, let's put apart the fact that I said that I wAs BaCk!1!1!1!!1!!!111! and then I ended up to disappear AGAIN, which one of the eivwhores wants to be tagged in some nasty spicy perv NSFW however you want to call them headcanons which I am currently working on? 👀 (just a warning though, they will be about MALE Eivor. I just wanted to clear that out because well...you know why HAHHAHAH)

Asking because most likely people forgot about me and about my wild reputation as a whore here and that's unacceptable.

[itseivwhore]

And if you're gonna call me a bitch,make sure you put Eivor's in front of it

[itseivwhore]

Oh that glare in the first gif though...

→ “Eivor of the Raven Clan.”

[itseivwhore]

I'm officially a ceritified Eivwhore now

I was keeping a seat for you, bello. You are more than certified,I'm utterly glad you joined me. There:

My fellow Eivwhore <333 HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

[itseivwhore]

♡♡♡♡ send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome

Ti adoro, Liv 😁🖕

HWBDNSJSSBSJSJBSBSHSHAJEV you make my heart go BOOM BOOM

Ti adoro anche io, stronzo (affectionate) <333333

(I hope you know that I use that soft-wholesome Eivor reaction pic ONLY with you)

[sassy-bun-bun]

yes, thank u for bringing that up

I think theres not enough talk about how Eivor whistle and it is a big shame on the Eivwhores

[itseivwhore]

B I T C H eivors back is- ok I’m done

Right?I just

Anyway,whoever you are please don't stop I'm loving all those little sinful confessions keep them coming HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

[itseivwhore]

Just wanna say that I'm lowkey learning a ton of Italian words from you haha (just figured out what "stronzo" means XD)

Who would've known that joining the Eivwhores™ would be educational

Bro you make me go:

Honestly?I'm feeling so proud right now you can't imagine shsvdhehshsshdhhs.More specifically,feeling like this most of all:

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH. Jokes apart,I'm sososososo glad to know this from you!<33333 Because now that I think about it,I'm really just out there doing nothing,only being a dumbass andawhoretoo while I am spreading that bit and essential...

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Italian knowledge *:･ﾟ✧

So I'm happy that I can teach something,even if it's some small and rude words,to someone.

Oh?You know what 'stronzo' means?Amazing.But why stopping yourself there,mh,bello?Don't you want to know what bastardo,coglione,pezzo di merda,vaffanculo,fottiti,cazzo,porca puttana,merda,figlio di puttana and other billions of cursing/normal words mean? If you want to know anything else (apart from cursing words but that's a negligible detail),I'm here!

Also,I know right?Who would ever thought that? By joining the Eivwhores™ you'll have:

daily hot shots of Eivor;

daily stupid Eivor's content but nevertheless still incredibly hot;

A totally gratis Italian course.

Join us. Join the Eivwhores™ 

[itseivwhore]

So we are officially Eivwhores?

Well,at this point,what do you think?

100% certificated Eivwhores HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Also come on,don't be shy,show yourself,will you? ;)

[itseivwhore]

M-may I join the army of Eivwhores as well? 😌💕

Oh girl you didn't even had to ask for permission,you who give me aesthetically pleasant shirtless Eivor's shots and gifs which I adore HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

The more,the better.

[itseivwhore]

i may or may not have finally tried tumblr just to become an Eivwhore^tm and explore Eivwhore^tm content ;-; your whole blog is so relatable AAHHA. Do you have a fav hair/beard/color combo btw?

Woweeee,I'm so so glad that you like my blog and that you find it relatable regarding the Eivwhores content HAHAHAAHAHAHAH <33 you'll find top selected Eivor content here just for the Eivwhores™ Join us buddy it's free.

Anyway.

I really really like the classic beard and the combed beard with classic blond/light brown hair (BUT as I always say: Eivor with blond hair???Yes. But also Eivor with dark hair???YES)...but I also adore the fancy hair...and the savage hair...look I can't choose HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

(even if I really like when he has shaved head??Because it just gives me those Ragnar Lothbrok vibes you know)

[itseivwhore]

I decided to join the eivorhoe’s nonys and become an eivorhoe

The army is gRoWiNg!

[itseivwhore]

Help I can’t stop being a hoe for eivor

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIFTHATISNTAWHOLEMOOD

I just deeply and purely love how this sounds so...desperate and needy.

You can't escape.

There's no cure.

You must accept it,embrace it,welcome it,for is the only good thing to do,let it overwhelm you.

Eivwhores unite

[itseivwhore]

YOU FUCKING BRUOHT ME BACK FROM THE DEAD GIRL 💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗

I shall join you in the BASIMP CULT 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

As a whore, that's my job.

I think that thanks to the trailer and for the informations Ubisoft gave us so far, it woke up pretty much every AC fans who were silent/dead/hopeless. And I wouldn't want it in any other way.

NOW! On more important stuff, who wants to join the Basimps? We can whore, giggle, blush and kick our feet while simping over him