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Hello. I'm not moving on from how fucking sus Whit was in this entire trial
Ok I'm very much sick and tired /pos of Whit always ending up being fucking sus. Because I just realized four things that makes me glare at Whit in the context of this entire trial.
-Whit was the most addament that the secrets didn't actually matter (outside of his weird call out of Levi). In fact when the secrets stop being a subject he complains about it.
-Both of the things Whit was weirdly stingy about (The letter and David's secret) were both things that didn't actually matter that much in the trial. Without either of the information there would still be the decisive evidence of the tape and rubber band being used for the murder which would've always lead to Ace being proven as the culprit. David's secret only ended up causing the cast to believe he did it and the note ended up making people get the time of death wrong.
-Whit actually ends up giving the biggest push in the trial that would lead to Ace being discovered as the culprit which is him helping Teruko discover how the murder mechanism needed to have worked. This is the one time where he's weirdly extremely useful and vocal in the trial.
(I'm fucking glaring at you mf)
-Him fucking saying this shit
I will not take "oh you're just overthinking it, it's not that suspicious" anymore, this motherfucker makes me want to chew rocks.
#drdt#danganronpa despair time#whit young#whit drdt#i'm going to explode#i didn't even get onto other stuff that is actually just me overthinking but like#whit what is fucking up with you#i'm fucking squeezing you#you might not be the mastermind but i'm onto your ass#i know there is a fucking smart noggin deep in there#and i dont trust it
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KakaIru + Those Four Guys From Naruto
I'll assume you've seen the original versions with the canon couples. (I'd link it but have no idea what the OG really is). Now it's the gae version.
#kakairu#koteizu#Genrai#Naruto#Those two guys from Naruto#those two guys from naruto but it's not those two guys#genma shiranui#namiashi raidou#hagane kotetsu#izumo kamizuki#the funniest bit of this is that izumo's screencap isn't edited. Demon Possessed Izumo canon#Also funny that literally 2 seconds after that he's already putting his anger behind because he had a DUO battle tactic idea#Izumo: *is ready to falcon punch Kotetsu into another dimension after embarrassing him in front of 2 ANBU jonin*#Also Izumo: *includes his buddy his friend his sun and stars into his tactic ideas regardless because Friendship Means Friend*#Izumo is the embodiment of 'Just because I'm mad at you doesn't mean I stopped caring'#Also Izumo is currently on duty in that scene + dealing with Ko's lazy ass + just embarrassed himself in front of 2 respected jonin ->#and STILL had an idea for a killer top tier tactic right there. Brilliant baby. Smart boi. Intelligent cutie. Creative little muffin. I lov#Also this is in no way a diss to iruka. Iruka bby. Iruka my boy. Iruka my heart & soul since naruto 1st aired. i love u bby.#Kotetsu in canon: Wants to fight Izumo. Kotetsu as soon as Izumo wants to fight: NOPE *runs*#also gonna post the not gay version for the non shipper side of fandom. Not like I have more than 4 followers but in case it makes it out#It's just. I've seen The 4 Guys being shipped in PLENTY KakaIru fics. So I assumed someone might enjoy this lmao#also because i ship these 3. Everything gay I ship. I love me some non toxic masculine intimate friendship but I also love my gay sorry
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I swear I'm so sane about him and about this
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#tymegreat#great pacharawit#My baby boy#If I was smart or eloquent enough I'd write a long ass post psychoanalyzing the difference between these two versions of Great#But I'm just going to cry in a corner and wail and whimper and moan a bitch about it and hope someone understands the babbling
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you know, an interpretation of ct that I don't see that I personally really love is that she's a fuck up. like yes she's cool and she has some good fight scenes, but a huge part of her character is that she makes mistakes. the mistakes that she makes are ones that on their own aren't the end of the world, but she keeps making these little mistakes, and they eventually add up until she's out of room to make any more.
a really good example of this phenomenon in action is the actions she took leading up to her final confrontation with carolina and tex.
strike one, she thought she saw something in the water, but when asked by the leader what it was, she brushed it off as nothing when even if it had been nothing, it would've been smart to tell him what she thought she saw.
strike two, she didn't sense or notice florida's presence when the leader did, and she looks at the leader twice, once as she pulled out her magnums, and again after she did a scan of the room, almost like she was looking at him for guidance before he finds florida and takes him out with one good axe throw.
strike three, she couldn't convince the leader to leave when they had the chance to get away, and her cheap tricks were not enough to hold off either tex or carolina in a fight. they were only good for incapacitating her opponents enough for her to get away, which doesn't work when she has no escape.
ct is not tex, or carolina, or south. she is not a one woman army who can get herself out of trouble when she's stuck in tough situations. she needs people who can watch her back, she need a team who can cover her when she does mess up, and the leader and his team were not those people. she couldn't bring herself to trust them, and they couldn't bring themselves to trust her, and that cost all of them their lives.
#i say i never see this interpretation of ct as if I'm not the only person having ct thoughts in 2024 lmao#red vs blue#rvb#agent connecticut#this is why wash and ct work so good together they function best in teams but theyre put in situations where theyre on their own#and they suffer because of it#but where wash had no choice in ending up w/o a team ct did#the ability to choose is a powerful tool. but being able to choose means that sometime somewhere someone will choose wrong#oh to further clarify the interpretation of ct I'm used to seeing is stereotypical hyper competent badass bitch type character#I've never really seen ct that way though tbh. she's a rebellious smart-ass who loves stating the obvious#it's honestly a pretty childish trait which i think goes well with her complex about being seen as a kid who needs excuses made for#her subpar performance in the field#basically in her head ct is james bond but in reality she's cringefail loser girl who wants to be a hero#you know what analyzing and discussing how heroism is viewed in rvb might be a pretty good essay#these colorful guys and gals aint heroes theyre all losers trying their best#anyway I'm off to attempt drawing a meta! tucker piece that may or may not turn out
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forgive me if this is too serious for an anon ask.. feel free to ignore it..
but this week shook me in ways i didnt see coming. i wasnt a one direction fan growing up.. tbh im still not, i listen to only a few songs. im same age as louis. so, i found one direction through him.
i have great affection for all of the boys though. and even in my short time in fandom, i've always been surprised and saddened by the bullying liam has gotten.. he just always seemed like a good person with really poor communication skills. to understand his point, you had to give him some space and context.
but this year has been a constant worried watch over liam. it was so plain things were desperate.
stan twitter got to me so bad that i left twitter the day louis' tour ended. so i was very peripherally aware of his recent harassment, but i did worry.
and now the unimaginable has happened, i am just at loss. not just in the sense of how to make sense of this loss, but also the complete lack of empathy for him still? even for other boys' fans.?? after they've seen how all of the boys' are hurting?
and just in the bigger picture.. how is this real? what loving god/higher power/whatver has allowed this to be the state of the world? he was so kind, so generous, just a boy. JUST A BOY. just trying to find a place to fit and feel safe. why was he dealt such cruelty? just while he was pursuing something he loved? something he was gifted with? in life and in death?
im just at loss. heartbreak doesnt even begin to cover it.
for me I've felt it was a constant worried watch over Liam for many years now, but other than that, yeah. It's hard to feel hope or faith in the face of so much senseless cruelty and pointless loss; all I can say is I would hope the millions of people who are shocked and saddened by this take away something lasting both about the fact that there are real people on the other side of the computer screen and cruelty has a real impact, and that addiction can afflict anyone. Nothing can make this other than tragic and regrettable forever; but I would love to see the amazing power of fandom mobilized to support programs for addicts and to fight stereotyping and dismissing of people who use drugs in Liam's name. To see people use this as a realization to really understand that it wasn't strange or exceptional that someone talented and worthwhile could succumb to addiction and ultimately die of it, but rather a plague that our society is allowing to run unchecked because of stigma. IDK, maybe I'm just grasping at straws trying to find something remotely positive that could come out of this situation but what else can you do? It's just so sad.
#related to the part about his communication skills first of 100% he was smart! and clever! just not like book smart#well also the context thing which was just him as a person; and its literally the same exact stuff that#made everyone be like awwww quirky about harry its fucking hypocritical#but actually I'm ashamed that I never clocked it until this week but like... he was dyslexic wasn't he??#and with that in mind so many of the things he was laughed at for... it really fits#and ofc says nothign to his intelligence some of the smartest people I know are dyslexic#it just means some things about words and stuff are harder for them#speaking of the harry thing though also I saw someone being like he got shit for dancing at nialls concert when harry did the same fkn thin#and like you know what YEAH but I would ADD TO THAT#the whole oooh he just went for promo and press like DUDES!! Harry literally went to see niall#to get promo for that crap ass venue#and no one gave him shit for that like???????#liam discourse#<- in case people aren't ready for this stuff yet
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why are we in the year of the lord 2024 still comfortable calling survivors liars and fakers? seriously. why are we still doing this. syscourse has learned nothing from the past 5 years or so. it's an endless cycle.
#syscourse#sysconversation#fakeclaiming#it's all “we'll I'm only fakeclaiming in this one instant so I'm better and morally right and so sexy and smart” no it's all wrong all of it#ALL fakeclaiming is wrong. including that one person you think it's a cringe ass 14yo faking the entire ICD-11#because for every misguided teenager faking a disorder (it happens)#there's a system that will be pushed further into denial seeing that their being believed is conditional
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they should share cigarettes and shave each other's heads and go to slam poetry nights. (file name: baob3i)
#the radiant emperor#he who drowned the world#she who became the sun#wang baoxiang#the third prince#ayushiridara#my art#i said i'd draw his lil face and i have done it and frankly#it's possibly one of my fav faces that i've ever drawn#check me out i think i'm sooo smart w baob3i as a ship name#extremely predictably i started this as an anatomy study but then obviously got sidetracked#by wbx's embarrassing skinny ass
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#Lies of P#Astrid plays Lies of P#jesus fucking christ these scenes are fucking killing me#I am happy to announce that I've defeated Simon tonight........ only for the Nameless Puppet kick my ass for the third time in a row by now#this game is going to be the cause of my death#every fucking time I'm in a boss battle my pulse is over 120 bpm#(thanks smart watch I didn't want to know this btw)#you're not touching my puppet Geppetto#oh my god during the fight he says all the gaslighting things and flashes ENORMOUS red flags right in my face#''no father wants to resort to the lash but there's no other way''#you fucking asshole you're NOT touching P while I have a say in it#what sort of a father were you to Carlo huh? huh??? that's the real question G#because everything I've seen about you and your mates is pretty alarming#99.99% sure the death of your own son happened because of YOU#I can't wait to learn the truth though#I'm so clooooooooooseeeeeeeeeeee#😭
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rdj the (whitewashed) electric boogaloo
This is a reminder to everyone who's excited about RDJ's casting as Doctor Doom that this casting is whitewashing. Victor Von Doom is a Romani character and has been a Romani character since his introduction in the 1960s. (Fantastic Four Annual #2 [1964]) Not only that, but his Roma identity and the persecution he and his family faced due to it is integral to his character, it is what forms his identity. (Books of Doom by Ed Brubaker) Even if on the off chance this casting is meant to not be Victor but instead be some variant of Tony or whomever else becoming Doctor Doom, it is damaging to the character to rob him of that important cultural background. Doctor Doom does not exist without that history. Fans have been pushing hard to cast Doom as a Romani actor for years, especially since the MCU has whitewashed other Romani characters. (Wanda, Pietro, etc) This casting is not a celebration moment, it's fucking heartbreaking that the MCU repeatedly ignores the important and nuanced cultural backstories of characters.
I know I can't change anybody's mind on whether or not you want to be excited about RDJ's return to the MCU. But I do think at the very least you should be mad that the MCU is baiting us all and destroying nuanced and interesting characters for the sake of self-referential easter eggs and nostalgia bait. Because that's what it is. Feel how you'd like to feel about RDJ's return, but personally, this is soul-sucking. I had such a deep love for the MCU as a teenager, it was obviously something incredibly formative to me, especially Tony Stark. This isn't recreating what I fell in love with the MCU for. This is turning a well-planned and artistic storyline of adaptations into cheap cash grabs and fan service. Because, I think we're past the point of being able to call the MCU an adaptation of anything. They can use existing characters' names and powers, but to say they're being properly adapted is laughable.
This is not an adaptation of Doctor Doom. This is RDJ the Electric Boogaloo because Marvel's fear of losing the interest of dedicated MCU fans overrides their willingness to tell stories that are genuine to the characters. I don't know what there is to be excited about that. The MCU has lost its authenticity and aside from a few projects, feels heartless. Every movie is a copy of a copy. This announcement isn't something celebratory, it feels like a death knell of a cinematic universe that's so desperate to cling to relevancy it's resorting to nostalgia for a character/actor who hasn't even been dead for a decade. We're not getting anything new, we're just rinsing and repeating the same song and dance.
I get it. I love Tony Stark, his death destroyed me and I to this day, rue the ending he got in Endgame. It misunderstood his arc and it robbed him of a satisfying conclusion. But the solution to that isn't dragging the corpse out of the grave five years later to whitewash an existing character with rich and interesting nuance, just to forcibly tie his existence in the MCU to Tony. Whether he is a variant or not. Why would you want someone else's fave's legacy to be destroyed simply so your fave's legacy can go on? Hell, if we were really all so hellbent on the return of RDJ and/or Tony to the MCU, we have the multiverse for a reason. There were other ways to do it that didn't whitewash and ruin someone else. This just. Isn't something to be happy about.
#... we will not be addressing that i'm a dead blog#no one say a WORD about my inactivity for 4 years this isn't about that /lh#also if anyone tries to get smart about “romani isn't a race” i don't care and you can shut up.#it's an ethnic and cultural identity. and it should be portrayed correctly.#ESPECIALLY for a character like *victor von doom* of all people. like it is fundamental to him.#i would've included panels of the comics mentioned but most of them use the g-slur and i don't wish to encourage that here#like listen i don't think you need to be a comics fan to be an mcu fan. they're so divorced from each other atp#nor do i think the mcu owes complete comic accuracy. but i do think you should at *least* care when characters are whitewashed.#look. i really don't want this to be a debate on if rdj's return is good or not#i've been frankly baffled at how many old mutuals are excited but. whatever if you want him back i get it.#but it shouldn't be like this. not at the expense of a different character.#this whole thing made me realize i'm *far* more jaded and turned off to the mcu than most of you guys are.#which is fair you can still be an mcu fan. if it brings you joy i'm so happy for you#but how does this like. bring joy i don't get it.#this is soulless. it's uninspired. it's done purely for shock value.#i occasionally get asks to this blog about why i left and asking me to come back#and i get it. i *want* to come back.#but i don't *care* about the mcu anymore. this is not the franchise i fell in love with.#i don't recognize what once meant everything to me.#winteriron will always hold a special place in my heart (as will tony stark)#but like. i just don't have love for it. and it sucks that this bullshit from marvel actively kills the love i had.#this sours tony stark to me. i'm sorry but it does. because was it really worth this? is this what his legacy has become?#this does cheapen his legacy btw. like without question. it turns him into a cheap cameo reference. heart of the mcu my ass.#my fandom circles have *massively* changed#i'm now entirely surrounded by comics fans bc my primary fandom is dc comics. that's what i'm up to these days#and the difference was actually baffling to me. everyone i follow now is *pissed* about this. comics twitter is so mad.#and then i see ppl on here excited and i'm just genuinely surprised this is something you want. i don't get it.#i don't say that to be rude. i just don't get it. how is *this* actually something people *want*.#do i still care about marvel? eh.#i like winter soldier comics and i could give a comprehensive rec list. and i read some other characters i deeply enjoy.
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I GOT SPOILED ARCANE ARC III
and apparently
this actually happens, i just got the characters wrong
(i don't want any more spoils the only two images i've seen just made my day and ruined my life at the same time)
#can't believe caitvi wasn't the catradora#THEY PULLED A FANFIC SCENE OUT OF THEIR ASS AAAAAH#thank you arcane for not being DELULU over your own stories and characters#anyway#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane#arcane season 2#caitvi#jayvik#this shit is so funny#i'm also so smart#and i can see in the future
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I don't know shit about that hawk tuah thing but the SOUND of saying "hawk tuah" is something Asher and Guy would do.
#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted asher#redacted guy#I genuinely don't go on tiktok idk wtf that sound is about#but if I'm smart enough is it not replicating the sound of a mean ass spit?#blinks#watch it not be and I have to delete this
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History and folklore nerd has been triggered by the incorrect timeline in a comics inspired movie, again!
In Justice League Dark, Jason Blood and Etrigan have been bonded together for 500 years, so since the 16th century, the Renaissance era. However, Jason is a knight of Camelot and Etrigan served Merlin. Camelot and Merlin are not from the Renaissance. Yes, the stories were still told, but the stories had a time period, which is the 5th and 6th centuries. If Jason is a Camelot's knight, then he was bonded to Etrigan 1500 years ago. There's a full millennium between the correct centuries and the one given in the movie, omg. It's a totally different culture he grew up with.
#jason blood#etrigan#dc comics#my ramblings#“nobody cares about this” I do it's important I'm tired of people treating history like shit#It's a totally different world 5th century Britain and 15th century Britain#and I'm tired of everything being labelled Renaissance which was a two centuries period#or put in the Renaissance when there's a whole ass millenium of interesting shit#like did you know women had more rights during the middle ages then during the Renaissance???#the other time I was triggered was with the Eternals and humanity who didn’t have agriculture in 5000 BC#like no that happened in 9000 BC girly#also just to have aliens give it to humans insulting how smart humans were
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"Look. If this was... If this was all just some kind of ruse... on my part, I mean, how.. base... Why would I lead you all this way? I'll level with you, yes, I, would, like, it... back. I'd very much, if you must know, but... You know what? At this point I would settle for not being wiped out of existence. I would happily settle for that."
(...)
"We're in a good spot here. A good spot. I kill you, I get my town, get the Transistor... Not bad... not bad. Or you kill me, and well, I've often wondered what it's like in there, so... in a way, no matter what... I win."
(...)
"Poor Asher. For the end, he just... He went and told you our whole plan, did he. Expecting what? Your sympathy? Your mercy?"
me, every single time:
#positively foaming at the mouth#the VOICE ACTING is OUT OF THE WORLD#the dialogue writing is always so damn good#the CHARACTERIZATION good fucking lord#I hated this cocky smart-ass raspy-voiced motherfucker as much as I loved him#anyway it's been days and I'm still thinking about this game#how are y'all doing#nl7 plays#transistor#transistor supergiant#royce bracket
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bakugo acts likes he doesn't care for you when training starts and he joins the careers in the arena. you hate him so much, he's angry and volatile and meathead. but he can't help his bleeding heart. leads the careers away from you at every turn, sabotages them every chance he gets. leaves supplies and food where he knows you'll find them. when it's announced that two winners are possible this games, he can't help himself. he's frantic as he calls your name, races to find you.
if there is anyone we should be staying away from it's him LOL like. can you imagine. knowing this guy is out there, fighting to win. force field here i come like akfjruwjaihrq but omg 🥺 i do love the image of him hearing two winners are possible and gunning to find you 🥺 maybe he's even with one or two other people and he's like 😶 our alliance has ended bye 😶 BOOM BOOM two cannonballs bye bye !!! and then he's running off to find you 🥺🥺🥺 every night he's watching the names in the sky to make sure yours isn't up there 🥺 and it's really STUPID of him bc yall are AGAINST EACH OTHER AT THE START but 🥺 he can't help but heave a little sigh of relief to know you're still alive 🥺
#i think he'd be like#quietly brutal#ofc you're afraid of him ofc you know he's terrifying#but he's not nerfing anyone right out of the gate#he's too smart for that#but if he gets you.........he gets you#and it happens and it's over like THAT#bc he's so efficient#WOOF HELLO#i'm NOT writing about this but if i did akfjduskkao#we're fist fighting bakugou we're charging full speed ahead tackling his ass to the ground#easily getting bested LOL but then he's like 🥺 all he has to do is make a final move and you're dead and 🥺 he can't 🥺#CAN'T HELP HIS BLEEDING HEART PLS#✿ ask willow
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Beam's parents taking everything but the cat from Jim is direct commentary on why gay marriage needs to be legal everywhere. It's not just a piece of paper. It's legal protection in the event of a tragedy.
But let it also be a lesson to never let another person have EVERYTHING in their name, especially if it was both yours, married or not. You gotta have your own stuff y'all. There's no reason Jim should have been left with NOTHING after years, marriage or not. Unless he just let Beam put only his name down and that's not a good move ever.
#moonlight chicken#I love Jim but that wasn't smart#I understand when you're ~in love~ you don't think but like#Jim came from nothing after running away from home#and unless Beam just scooped him off the streets at like 19 he had to have his own shit#so I'm supposed to believe he was cool joining all his stuff in Beam's name only#no I'm sorry that doesn't work for me#if your person is like NO IT'S FINE#get a new person that one isn't it okay#you HAVE to cover your ass on everything even love#regular clyde
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I'm reading poetry at 1 am and spiraling over like 45 emotions at once, which is how poetry was meant to be enjoyed, I think
#hella off topic in tags again lol#current list of favorites:#The Kiss by Stephen Dunn#Connubial by Stephen Dunn#Rain by Raymond Carver#the lesson of the moth by Don Marquis#May to December by Megan Fernandes (I need to buy her book at some point)#The Woman Who Turned Down a Date with a Cherry Farmer by Aimee Nezhukumatathil#and I Like My Body When It Is With Your by E.E. Cummings.#I do not CAREEEEEEEEE if any of this is low-brow poetry. I do not know what high-brow high-quality poetry even is and I'm fine with that.#all I care about is if it makes me feel things and if I personally like it ❤️. I do this for fun and not to rip it apart because it's 'bad'#i've spent too much time around pretentious literary people and that shit seems exhausting! ngl!!!#I have no interest in it. even if what I love is garbage then at least I love it#and I am not just pretending to love it because it makes me look smarter or whatever.#it's one thing if you're autopsying poems out of love for literary analysis and criticism or for a degree#but nothing gets me more than people who ruin others' enjoyment of simple things just to feel above them.#like oh? you like better poetry than me? you care more about feeling smart than enjoying things? should we throw a party? should I call CNN#sorry 😭 this got so salty but pretentious people really tick me off. I've met far too many of them#and I am PERFECTLY HAPPY with my trash interests! I am a raccoon! I love trashy things! thank you very much!#ok i'm going to sleep now though because in true 1 am fashion I am not staying on topic lol.#I tryyyyy to keep complaining/negativity to a minimum here but whatever. I am allowed to have this lol#I like my maybe-bad-poetry-but-i-wouldn't-know. I like bad 90s music. I like campy-ass batshit 2009 FFN fics. I like taco bell. amen.
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