#I'm sorry I'm tired

[dragon-ashes1485]

Lol when I first saw that episode this made me laugh.

Galadriel - "Look, Elrond, aren't they pretty? Look how cool!"

Elrond - "Ooh those are pretty- but no no, Galadriel what have you done-"

Galadriel - "O-oh oh you aren't smiling. Okay I need to look mournful now :(( here's my best sad face."

Elrond - "I have proof too, look here is the scroll I'll use to bonk you on the head with."

Celebrimbor: "hehe so shiny."

She was so proud of herself

Until she wasn't

Meanwhile, Celebrimbor is just chilling, no care in the world. He is just happy with his work.

[desert-rat]

basement remodeling is going well

[stonelions]

i was thinking the other day how we tend to draw cas and dean (correctly tbh) like

but in doing so we are betraying another fundamental dynamic of theirs which is more like,

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I am incredibly serious right now when I beg you all, please, and if you have Twitter or Tiktok or whatever to please spread the word: click on an author's profile on Ao3.

You want to know if an author has written more? Want to know if they're still writing? Want to see more from them? Want to know if they've written a trope or kink or sex scenario you enjoy?

Click on their name. And look at their profile.

I cannot tell you how many times in the last six months someone has read a new or newer fic of mine and said they (a new reader who has read nothing else I've done) "can't wait to see what you do next!" I've written 50+ fics and over a million words already.

"I don't know if you're still writing..." click on my profile. I am. I literally wrote a 128k+ fic for that ship last month.

"Would you ever do X?" "Please do Y!" I already did. Click on my name and look at my works.

Archive of our Own is a library. It's an archive. Not social media. It is your responsibility to fight back against the laziness that corporate algorithms have trained into you.

Click my author name. Just click it. Just click it.

Before you demand more, or ask if a writer will do XYZ, or wonder if the author still writing, or anything - click on their profile. Click on the author's profile.

I'm not trying to be mean or condescending or anything like that. I'm just exhausted. It's disheartening and frustrating to repeat myself ad nauseam, because someone couldn't take thirty seconds to do the tiniest bit of work to see if I've written lately, if I've written more for their ship, or scan my works to see if I've written what they're asking for. Please. Please. I'm begging.

Click the author's name, and explore before you ask.

[gingermintpepper]

I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.

In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.

(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)

Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.

(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)

I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.

[corseque]

I realized that I could easily do the same to DAI's script, and I did that, but then I immediately created my magnum opus:

A Text File of Everything Solas Says In Inquisition and Veilguard, The Ultimate Fanfic Resource For Writing Solas' Voice*

and I fell on the floor because it made me happy.

*edited to correct a minor mishap

[arley-ology]

I like to think that Apollo kids immunity to sunburn isn't actually an individual power but just an extension of Apollo's love for his kids, he always subconsciously makes sure the sun chariot can't hurt them. When Apollo disappeared before becoming Lester Will, Kayla and Austin got sunburns for the first time and all freaked out thinking their powers were disappearing.

[eowyn-igneelcheshire]

hold on now I can't even remember if you've posted selfies- you have right???? or am i going crazy???

So funny when super conventionally attractive people have weird ass tumblr personality disorder and chronic poster syndrome like I’ll scroll through your blog and see some of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said and then get jump scared by a picture of the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen which is then followed by some more of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said

[randomloserlover]

cobs destroys mephone's objectsonas

[funkylilomen]

i have a horrible memory

so as soon as i send you a tiktok it just disappears into the void that is my brain

void brain

[lazylittledragon]

dorian and astarion obtain a Son

[amusement-park-date]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Flim/Original Character (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) Characters: Flim (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Fluttershy (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Applejack (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Original Female Character(s), Flam (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) Additional Tags: The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000, Friendship is Magic, Canon Universe, canon compliant with a twist, Eventual Romance, First Meetings, Budding Love, From friends to lovers, Rainbow Dash crashes a tea party, Headcanon, Ponyville (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Friendship is Magic Headcanon, Rainbow Dash is best pony, Alicorn princess OC, Princess falls in love with a commoner, Song: Chances (Backstreet Boys), Flim Flam Brothers - Freeform, Sibling Arguments, You should know that I'm cheesy and a hopeless romantic, Canon-Typical Behavior Summary:

Flim of the Flim Flam Brothers sets his eyes upon an alicorn princess one day by chance. It was supposed to be an ordinary day in the salespony's life, but this unexpected encounter sets both him and the princess on an entirely new path.

[space-bowl]

Unconditional love.

Based on this meme, shoutout to whoever made it (I saved it a while ago so if you see this and it's you, please let me know!):

[nouverx]

Pov the cannibal overlords are judging your outfit (or discussing how they're going to cook you tonight, your choice 👀)

Based on very cool outfits for them I saw on twitter! Here's Alastor and here's Rosie

[thevoidisscreamingbackatyou]

y'know what, ao3 appreciation post cause these people out there doing amazing work for no monetary compensation

literally so many of us love ao3, please show support for these guys <3

[saddevilsworld]

i’m fighting a war within my head that i don’t want to fight anymore it’s so exhausting and no one understands