#I'm not that much into Harry Potter

[self-indulgent-paw-patrol]

Well, now I need to know which house everyone else belongs to, I'll go ahead and take a crack at it. Ryder's Gryffindor, Everest is Hufflepuff, Tracker is Gryffindor, Sweetie is Slytherin, Arrby is Hufflepuff, Tuck and Ella are Gryffindor, Rex is Ravenclaw, Wild is Gryffindor, Rory is Hufflepuff, Shade is Ravenclaw, Leo is Gryffindor, Hubcap is Gryffindor, Gasket is Ravenclaw, Dwayne is Hufflepuff, Claw is Slytherin, Liberty is Slytherin, Nano Tot and Mini are Gryffindor, Al is Hufflepuff, Coral is Hufflepuff, Moby is Ravenclaw, Roxi is Hufflepuff, Boomer is Slytherin.

Let me know if you have any different ideas, a few of these I'm not too sure of myself, I'm not a big Potterhead either, but I did my best

First, I literally don't know NINE of these--

Second, I'm not Potterhead enough for this LMAO I'd put Liberty in Gryffindor tho

@winterflwers wanna have a try here? The stage is all yours XD What do you think of these?

[ultravioletbrit]

“jealous” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 465 words

“mistletoe kiss” - 25 Days of Jegumas - Day 21 - @noblehouseofgay

Regulus is standing on one side of the common room leaning against the wall with a drink in his hand talking to Barty and Evan. He’s talking to Barty and Evan, but he’s making eye contact with James Potter.

James Potter, who’s standing on the other side of the common room presumably having a conversation with his friends, but his eyes haven’t left Regulus’ all night.

That is, until a girl Regulus doesn’t know walks over and puts her hand on James’ forearm. It takes James a moment, but he does eventually break eye contact with Regulus to look at the girl with long brown hair and an unnecessarily tight top.

Regulus isn’t prepared for the wave of jealously that washes over him. He has no reason to be jealous, they were just looking at each other. He’s jealous because James Potter stopped looking at him? He shakes his head to clear those thoughts from his mind and pushes off the wall.

“I’m getting another drink.” He mumbles, already walking away.

He refills his drink, but he’s not ready to go back to his friends yet, so he finds a secluded corner where he can take a minute to clear his mind. A minute is pretty much all he gets before he’s interrupted.  

“Hey.”

Of course, James Potter would find him when he’s trying to clear his mind of James Potter.

“Hi.” Regulus says and they fall into an awkward silence.

“She wanted a mistletoe kiss.” James breaks the silence after a moment.

“Who?” Regulus feigns ignorance.

“The girl. Her friends dared her to ask, I guess.” James says nervously.

“Good for her.” Regulus snarks and pushes off the wall to walk away.

“I said ‘no’.” James blocks his path. Regulus instinctively looks up and James is already looking down and they instantly make eye contact. “There’s someone else I want to have a mistletoe kiss with.” James whispers, taking a small step forward.

“Good for them.” Regulus whispers back, never breaking eye contact.

James slowly takes another step forward and Regulus still doesn’t break eye contact even when he notices James’ arm moving.

“Good for you.” James whispers even softer than before.

Regulus gives him a curious look and James breaks their eye contact to look up slightly. Regulus follows his movement and sees James holding mistletoe over their heads.   

Regulus huffs a small laugh and looks back at James. They hold eye contact for just a moment before James raises a questioning eyebrow. Regulus narrows his eyes and bites his cheek to try and hide his smile. He lets out another small chuckle as he steps forward to close the last distance between them.

“Put your arm down, idiot.” Regulus whispers as he pushes up on his toes. James doesn’t put his arm down until their lips meet under the mistletoe.

[kaorusan241]

Sebastian Sallow x Fem!Reader | Audio Scenarios

og screenshot: @rimaeternax All the slang is accurate for the time period (if a little rude, hah)

[lines-in-limbo]

This had me cackling 😭

'Another ten points from Gryffindor,' said Snape. 'I would expect nothing more sophisticated from you, Ronald Weasley, the boy so solid he cannot Apparate half an inch across a room.'

And then there's that smug little smirk of his, just basking in his own cleverness lmaoo

'Now open your books to page two hundred and thirteen,' said Snape, smirking a little.

He may be mean but his biting humor is pure gold.

[wizardemotions]

i had to get the slytherins out of my head. also the dynamic i personally imagine for eighth year drarry

[lunarlivs]

harry and friends ◡̈

[poitionsprince]

I don't need to "be real",

I need a fanfiction with the GoF scene of Igor Karkaroff trying to look at Severus' dark mark, but with Karkaroff just pinning him to the carriage when Severus flinches.

[sweetnnaivete]

how many times do i have to tell you that if you’re going to make walburga (and any other female character) a two-dimensional stereotype, you better be doing the exact same for the death eater characters because (shocker!!!!) if you’re choosing to base how much attention you give to a character’s complexities on their actions, then they all did terrible, unjustifiable things, and as such should be receiving the same treatment

[hollowed-theory-hall]

I was really encouraged to share more of my art (both here and irl), so I'm doing my part to fill up the Nottpott tag a bit. So here's some Nottpott with my design of Theodore Nott (& Harry, obviously).

[jullovve]

star to my moon ✨🐾🌙

[perciver4ever]

*Slytherin Percy au*

Oliver: *Stumbles into The Great Hall with a Slytherin tie*

Fred: Oh wow Ollie!

George: Enjoying your time in Slytherin?

Oliver: What do you mea- oh- shit-

Percy: *Walks into the Great Hall and turns to Oliver, pointing at his GRYFFINDOR tie*

Fred & George: WHAT?!

[lesbians-for-chuuya]

At the end of the day it's just me and that one piece of media that changed me as a person vs the world

[ultravioletbrit]

“brace” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 266 words

The match had been going on for hours. It was heated and aggressive and even from the stands James could feel the intensity. The score had been close the entire game and it all came down to who could catch the snitch first, but neither seeker had seen it the entire game.

That was until Regulus spotted it hovering in the corner of the pitch only centimeters above the ground. James saw the moment Regulus found it and he didn’t hesitate to go after it. He shot across the pitch faster than James had ever seen him fly and James had to brace himself on the front of the stands as he watched Regulus dive directly towards the ground. It was a risky move because Regulus would have to pull up at the very last second so he didn’t crash into the ground or the side of the pitch. 

It felt like time slowed down and James held his breath the entire time. Regulus reached his hand out and wrapped his fingers around the snitch at the same time as he pulled his broom up and spun to the side to fly straight up along the side of the pitch. It was beautiful. And ridiculously stupid.

Regulus had the biggest smile on his face as he flew over to James.

“You are insane.” James told him. “But that incredible. You’re incredible.”

“For you.” Regulus held out the snitch.

Instead of taking the snitch, James wrapped his hand around Regulus’ wrist and pulled him down for a kiss.

“For you.” James said when they broke the kiss.

[jadegr8]

What I learned during my first two months on tumblr (it do be like that)

[valoale]

WIP

Harry claims he hit his head on duty (he did not). In other words he constantly finds reasons to go to the hospital just to see Dr. Malfoy only to ask him out

#if you wanna see your favourite neurosurgeon you gotta do what you gotta do

My little surgeon AU is growing and I can't help it, so, firefighter (& EMT) Harry, anyone? prev & prev

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

I have created a guide to my stories. A way to help navigate all 90+ of them and hopefully you'll find something you like!