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yes I know I said I wanted new Stargate for 2025... BUT NOT THIS WAYYY 😭

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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

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I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been

Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real

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had a fun experience on the subway the other day

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So Australia has a yearly tradition going back over 20 years, that every Australia Day we all gather round our screens to watch an ad for a certain product. It's so ingrained in our consciousness that the ads don't even really relate to what they're supposed to sell anymore, we all just know.

This year the ad broke containment, and non-Australians are having their brains melted by this bizarre tradition, so international followers, lets see if you can work out what this is trying to sell before the last few seconds.

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Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

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Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

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From the archives

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We were feeling pretty chuffed about having the #6 trending post on this website until we saw number 7 was a Supernatural mpreg edit

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Hello brand (derogatory),

I humbly request that you add alt text to images so those who can't read images get to enjoy the horrible headlines you post. I believe in equality for all and think that if I have to put up with a brand ruining/ enhancing my Tumblr experience, everyone else should too.

Alright the Destiel image now has alt text, but may it be on your head

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Douglas fir and Larch trees planted along the Oregon 18. They will smile every Autumn for the next 30-50 years.

Follow @weleavetomorrow for more content like this.

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Featherston House, Melbourne, Australia, designed in 1969 by Robin Boyd | 📷 Eve Wilson

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ak-47 knocked my fork out of my bowl of rice while i was talking on the phone to a doctor. she did it again while i was typing this post

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young me especially would have hated hearing this but networking is literally the most important thing you can do to improve your situation like forget economic barriers to education etc just keep making friends with different people and eventually someone will offer you a hand up just because they dig your vibe and that is exactly all that's happening when undeserving people surpass you anyway