#I'm not that funny or original

[theboredbori]

This came to me in a vision

[callonpeevesie]

I'm onto something I'm telling you

[laconic-void]

Saying "mosquitoes are annoying" after one bites me but shaking my head the whole time so the attractive single ecologists in my area know I understand their value in the ecosystem and that we would slowly die if they went extinct

[spirk-trek]

I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY DRINK HE REALLY WENT "aww... anyway bye!"

[souphamsters]

I've been hopelessly fixated on drawing one (1) sweetheart butchfemme couple ... they're all I think abt ... HELP !!!

(silly lesbian ocs that I love , chae🍓and lucky🍋!!!)

[nouverx]

OPLA sketches

I love Luffy a normal amount

[gordonfreemanspussy]

happy october :]

@scienceteamtober day 1: before the game

with lovely beautiful awesome forever character art by @winkreallyisntable goes CRAZY!!! full art below the cut.

[lylahammar]

Zorella, the centaur pop queen ✨

Thank you to everyone who helped me by voting on her final design in the poll from last week! I'm so so so happy with how she turned out 🥰

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4)

[homuraholic]

MADOKAAAAAAAAAAHHHHFDGJHGFF😭😭😭😭 by Aayoii00 [twitter]

♡ reprint permission was granted by the artist.

based on this

[royalarchivist]

Pac: I'm not going to say anything to you guys [Chat], I'm not going to say anything to you. I'm not saying absolutely anything, I'm not going to comment. Man, you broke me here, you broke me in 3 parts! I'm not going to- no no no no no, I won't fall for your game, I won't fall for your game.*

Pac's chat allows viewers to make music requests, which led to this very well-timed moment today where Careless Whisper started playing as soon as Pac met back up with Fit.

* [Approximate translation. I'm not a native Portuguese speaker, so as always, please feel free to let me know if there's a better way to translate things!]

[darkeneddawning]

Escaped clone au

You know all those fics where Danny and Damian are twins but everyone first assumes Danny must be a clone? How about an au where Danny is Damian's clone who escaped the League after he was assumed dead. Damian could even have been the one to have "killed" him, back when Danny was a newly created, fully brainwashed clone minion and trying to kill Damian himself.

Danny gets adopted by the Fentons and canon goes on as normal, until Dan. Witnessing what would happen to the world should he turn evil really drove home to Danny how dangerous he is.

Even if he was confident he could be trusted with his absurd amount of power (which he isn't), what if the League of Assassins found out about him? Does he still have programming triggers from his evil assassin clone conditioning?

So, Danny does the responsible thing: he goes to Batman to turn himself in.

Cue Danny showing up on Bruce's doorstep with ghost hunting equipment, intel on the afterlife, and an almost unbelievable backstory. Somehow he still managed to be more well-adjusted than Damian.

More thoughts under the read more

Here's how I'm thinking Danny leaving the League went down:

After surviving his wounds but failing his mission, Danny (then an unnamed potential Damian replacement) knew there was no point in returning to the League. As a failure, he was meant to be disposed of. He even thought of simply allowing himself to perish, since that was what the League would do.

But he couldn't help but feel as though that would be a waste of a resource. Surely he could be of more use to the League alive than dead?

That tiny bit of rebellious logic is what caused Danny to go into hiding, only living on based on the off chance he would find opportunities to further the League's goals. Obviously, that mentality didn't last long after being exposed to the real world and meeting one Jazz Fenton.

Being adopted by the Fentons was the best cover Danny could have asked for, since any odd behavior he couldn't hide while he was learning how to be "normal" was totally overshadowed by the sheer bizarre eccentricity of his new parents. He was still the neighborhood weird kid, but even that was a major upgrade from disposable tool, so Danny considered it a win.

Anyway, if anyone likes this idea, please feel free to have at it! Interpret it as you please :)

[microvibing]

Making this was detrimental to my health

[alwaysoutofpaper]

Tulniers!

one of the only surviving non-sapient species from the (now destroyed) Rauslier homeplanet. unorganized ramblings below.

Tulniers were specifically preserved due to their low maintenance needs, small size, and high output of offspring, which served the Rausliers well in their quest of spacebound survival. they were a vital source of protein and fat during the century where Rausliers had not made contact with any other planets - and even after that, before Rausliers were fully able to consume anything from any other planet.

nowadays there are a few industrial Tulnier farms on Earth, though in large mixed-sophont neighborhoods it's common for there to be a small, local Tulnier farmer providing their meat and eggs to Rauslier neighbors.

they can be kept with typical earth livestock as well, so it isn't unheard of for a human hobbyist to keep them in their flock of chickens or herd of rabbits. they have been known to start problems with peafowl and goats, though.

they do take some additional care when it comes to their offspring - the high yield is an evolutionary trait from their being prey animals, so some are expected to die off in larger clutches. this is the biggest issue with industrial farms, as their care standards typically do not allow for every single fertilized egg to hatch. they don't eat their own eggs, so it's a waste of good embryo :(

humans can eat these! though it's not really recommended. won't kill you most of the time, would just taste real freakin nasty to people. also, forgot to write in the picture, but their crests are also covered in chromatophores. their color expression is more limited than a Rauslier, though - they rely more on patterns when it comes to display :)

shameless plug

[welcometogrouchland]

Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)

[tikvin]

This was funnier in my head

I felt bad for Alfira my first Durge run, but then I saved her in another and was reminded that she is, kinda, a bit annoying lmao