#I'm not risking it

[adamofingolstadt]

Cluster B culture is when you've been vilified so much that you assume you are a villain and relate to them

[lost-onpurpose]

Slipped up and called my birth control anti abortion pills* in front of my sister and she looked super confused for a second and then started laughing so hard she almost peed herself.

*they prevent an abortion because they help prevent pregnancy

I am very pro choice please don't get confused

[coleisunderrated]

That post keeps getting notes. I can't believe this fandom sometimes.

[anbaisai]

Blep. (Sequel to the boop)

Or alternatively titled: Snake Jamil, but even larger noodle

The species that Jamil is based on here is called the Blood Python (special thanks to @kirexa for the information!), which can reach an average of 4-6 ft in length and up to 30 lbs in weight.

Bonus panel:

[sapsolace]

obsessed w these boneheads as of late :]

[orpiknight]

2023 is the year for asking the burning questions like "What if David Tennant came back to play a queer, nonbinary, nearly-immortal, otherworldly being that loves Earth and whose greatest adversary list somehow includes a cup of coffee?"

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I know those eyes.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[paintedcrows]

Some Fords! (and Martin K Blackwood is also there)

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

every time i want to be absolutely ruined, i just think about the fact that, despite being only five seasons, in-universe bbc's merlin spanned over a period of ten years.

ten years during which merlin dressed and undressed arthur every day. took care of his armour. stood and fastened the clasps when arthur was going out to battle. what imaginably could be more quietly intimate than that?

ten years during which merlin withstood being underestimated, withstood all that he had done for arthur being unacknowledged, just so he could stay by his side.

ten years during which the most powerful magical being in albion chose to stay by arthur's side as his manservant, and his friend. destiny be damned.

that utter devotion, loyalty to each other? arthur's reciprocated loyalty to and love for merlin despite the fact that, in his mind, he was just a human servant who hadn't saved his life nearly half as much as in reality?

I'M DEAD. BOWLED OVER. IN RUINS.

[bertoyana]

X-MEN APOCALYPSE (2016)

+bonus:

[jaletsplay]

I’m now down to 16 followers. All of which are HUMAN followers. If you follow me and have a blank page. I will report and block you for potentially being a spam bot. Please, just reblog or post anything that isn’t just a spam link, and you are certified to be human.

[mistyheartrbs]

the first real dialogue we hear from the pink opaque is isabel's narration in the intro - "tara is my imaginary best friend. and i'm hers." which seems like the setup for...frankly a cooler show, you instantly think, oh, are they from different dimensions? different worlds?

and then you learn that they live in the same town, just on opposite sides of the county. it's implied that they don't meet up in person after the pilot for safety reasons (mr. melancholy could get them both if they were in the same place - as he does in the s5 finale) but it's so close. it's such a self-imposed kind of thing. why does nobody else in isabel's life believe that tara exists, and vice versa? is it a girlfriend in canada kind of deal? do they have no mutual friends, do they never run into the same monsters? where is double lunch?

but that's the rub of it, isn't it? the suburbs are forever. and also the "imaginary best friend" thing is the twist of the movie. this person, this world, can't possibly exist. there can't be someone who understands you that well. "i've traveled a long way to see you," tara/maddy says. the other side of the tv screen is so close. it's so far. this life is right there if you want to grasp it but it's also unimaginable. god.

[jojolightningfingers]

i truly truly will never stop being tickled by how law's braincell count just plummets into the negatives whenever he's around luffy and kid SPECIFICALLY at the same time. like if it's one or the other he copes more or less just fine. kid's a shit-starter but he's predictable and easy (and fun) to rile up. luffy runs on baffling logic but he's fundamentally easy to get along with so long as you maintain your zen and understand that he usually doesn't MEAN to get under anybody's skin. separately they aggravate law in different ways. but when they're together kid's penchant for starting dickswinging contests (or inability to not take the bait of one) collides with luffy unhesitatingly answering with a one-up that no sane person would conceive of and what the hell is law supposed to do against THAT fuckin wombo combo. get left behind and called a bitch for it? not goddamn LIKELY!!

[three-fold-symmetry]

Day 3 of @subcodyweek - Prompt: Praise kink

They didn't train him for this on Kamino.

[bummykins]

girl this was supposed to be a rough sketch

[fckingflaminghomosexual]

i'm gonna rip out my own HAIR i'm so mad