#I'm not adulting this month
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Good morning sunflowers. Have a Luffy warm up sketch (LIKE, COMMENT AND REBLOGS ARE VERY APPRECIATED)
I promise I'll write more stuff when I'm not busy (or being fucking forgetful)
#lan shares#lansart 🍒#monkey d. luffy#luffy#one piece luffy#straw hat luffy#luffy x reader#one piece#Ive been drawing half naked men for 2 weeks straight help#I LOVE MY SON UWOWOOOO#I'm not adulting this month
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this is basically what happened, right?
(these guys are very lucky that everyone at NRC 1) has the combined intelligence of a sack of bricks, and 2) is easily distracted by shiny things.)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#these two are SO sleazy and i am utterly delighted by them#can't wait to find out their tragic backstory in approximately 3-4 weeks!#fortunately i have like a month to figure out how the heck to draw their hair (spoiler: i will never figure it out)#also. god. i love it whenever leona accidentally reveals his Mom Side.#he doesn't care about any of this but he WILL be tagging along to make sure no one else gets into trouble#once again he has to be the Responsible Adult and he hates it. the whimsical hat weighs heavy upon his head.#anyway this is me so excuse me while i now talk about diasomnia for three hours#but lilia being all 'kids gotta have some adventure in their lives!' is hilarious#specifically because you know silver would NEVER.#100% silver not only never snuck out but he always went to bed on time AND brushed his teeth AND flossed even when nobody made him.#lilia: aww but you should be enjoying your youth! >:c#silver: i am. i enjoy being respectful and disciplined and honoring you as my father.#lilia:#lilia: maybe i'm TOO good at raising kids#you know i was going to say none of his kids would be involved in this but i actually think malleus definitely would#he would not see it as a moral quandry though. he would just be excited to be invited along.#(the only reason he isn't there is because he was busy admiring a termite-infested beam somewhere and yuu didn't get a chance to ask him)#i mean MAYBE if lilia as his single authority figure told him no then he would have some reservations#but lilia's the one who's screaming HELL YEAH LET'S SNEAK OUT AND DEFY AUTHORITY while dabbing so moot point there#sebek would never and he would rat on everyone else. unless malleus is going in which case he's already there.#and i guess if everyone else is going silver probably would too#but he'd. y'know. feel conflicted about it.
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"You've saved me as what?" Satoru repeats for what must have been the fifth time.
You sigh, speaking again, slowly. "Cotton Swab. I saved you as Cotton Swab"
Satoru gapes at you, mouth opening and closing without a single word coming out. In the end, he pouts and look away.
You frown. "Hey, come on. Don't be like that," You walk around him so you're directly in his line of view, his pink lips sticking out as he crosses his arms. You show him your phone, where his contact really is saved as 'Cotton Swab'. "It's a term of endearment. An affectionate nickname. I mean, would you rather just be saved as Satoru? How boring is that?"
Satoru glances at your screen once, then looks away, clearly unimpressed. "You didn't even give me an emoji."
"Alright, alright" you say, going ahead to edit his contact name. "I'll add some emojis. Which ones do you want?"
Before you could blink, satoru had taken your phone. He gives it back to you a few seconds later, leaving you chuckling at the long list of emojis he had put after his name. His name, you just realised, he changed to 'bf'.
You look up at him with a grin. "You gonna explain that?"
"Nope" he says back with a matching grin.
He didn't explain that you two were now matching, because he had long since had you saved as 'gf' with a whole bunch of emojis after too.
#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru x you#gojo satoru fluff#gojo satoru x y/n#gojou satoru x reader#gojou satoru x you#gojou x reader#gojo x reader#gojo x you#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jujustsu kaisen x reader#fem reader#first post <3#forgive my rusty writing its been months/a year even? I'm washed asf#i imagine it set in his high school days#but i guess adult him works too#he's so smitten#you both aint in a relationship#yet#thanks for reading <3
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Prompt 59
Danny is exploring- definitely not lost in- the ghost zone. And even if he is lost it’s not important, really! He has more important things to worry about- like the fact that he’s found a solid dozen ghost toddlers who are now all clinging to him or demanding for information he doesn’t exactly have? He’s not ready to be a ghost-dad!
#Danny finds all the dead clones au#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#the clones all got deaged to how old they actually are when they died#Danny now has some who are like 3 years old and some who are only about a month#Danny: I'm not ready to be a dad!#Also Danny: *already gathering up all these ghostlings & calling Ellie to tell her she's a big sister now*#Why yes this is adult Danny#how adult?#who knows but probably in college#even if it's just online#danny fenton
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genuinely would love for some of the "both parties are the same" people to name me a single election in the entirety of the twenty first century where the outcome for the country wouldn't have been better if a democrat had won
#personal#like come on we all know shit would have been amazingly better if the supreme court hadn't couped al gore#kerry would have also been infinitely better than bush too#i'm very glad we got two years of obama rather than a mccain presidency or a romney presidency#and honestly if you think hillary would have been worse than trump or that biden has been worse than trump#or that kamala will somehow be worse than trump 2.0 as he attempts to install himself as fascist dictator for life#you're not a serious person and shouldn't be allowed outside without an adult and also should probably get smacked in the head#with a cast iron pan#every american presidential election for my entire life has very obviously been 'the democrat is infinitely better than the republican'#and has only gotten moreso as i've grown up#hell every election in general is still showing that dems are better than republicans#democrats control the house? they get stuff down#republicans control the house? they go to recess early and are legit gearing up to shut down the government in october#(of an ELECTION YEAR god please let republicans singlehandedly shut down the government a month before election day)#(as a republican tries to take back the white house please god it would be so fucking funny to watch them deal with that)#but like yeah literally vote blue no matter who because i've been alive for twenty five whole years#and in those twenty five years never once has the republican been remotely the better option or even the 'lesser of two evils' option
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This isn't what it looks like.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wen ning#jin ling#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#ouyang zizhen#nameless red disciple#Yes this is supposed to parallel the last boy patting tournament.#Drunkji 2.0 has arrived and he is *not* pleased with this turn of events.#I'm just so glad we have wen ning (baby boy) back. To bad he's about to lose his opportunity for pets#WWX has two hands!!! LWJ just wants Both.#and listen. Both of them are massive perpetrators for hating the fact that they want things.#Adult Wangxian is about having the maturity to communicate with your partner and know your own wants and needs#teenxian would never work out because they would self-identify as 'low maintence partners' and then fail to communicate anything.#Love and peace to the teenxian lovers but if they actually dated in that era it would last a *month* at best.#Drunkji makes me a little sad because we want him to be that honest *sober* but he will get there. He will get there....#Normally I would skip a day and not post if I was this late but I'm feeling whimsical#I had a blast with this one! Having fun with the layout was...well...fun!
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The Masters are quite a mistery, aren't they?
Stephanie has a bit FAT crush on Jasmine "Jazz" Masters and she'll totally take advantage of Damian being invited on a playdate
#melo's art#dpxdc#dcxdp#danny fenton#jazz fenton#dani phantom#dan phantom#vlad plasmius#i'm so sorry Jazz. blame Stephanie and her big fat crush as to why i draw you with that dress a LOT#the last 2 are from months ago. Jazz is a teen and Dan is a young adult#the masters family au
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Oh my god, I never shared this...
I was intending to make an eene x knd crossover comic with this that would have theoretically taken place directly after the B&M crossover (since the Eds technically did appear) but my motivation to do so fell flat on its ass...
I was going to make Jonny and Plank secret KND members because I thought it'd be fun, and like, his Captain Melonhead persona was his KND alter ego, he already has a secret tree-house base with a bunch of tech, I thought it fit rather well.
Maybe one day I'll think about making it again... who knows. It's a lot of work to make comics for someone with so little free time. 😞
(Also I'll give you a quarter if you can figure out why I assigned Jonny the Numbuh 4031 🤭)
#torras art#codename kids next door#ed edd n eddy#jonny 2x4#plank#Jonny would have just been a small part of the comic#the plot would have revolved around Eddy trying to steal their ship for cash lmao#scamming the knd into thinking he's gonna repair it and they have to chase him down#and 4031 helps lol#also yes I bought the KND font for like 50 bucks bc I'm an adult who's totally responsible with my money...#I like to collect fonts okay lmao#I made this like a month ago#and forgot about it
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Cringetober Day 25: Gacha Life Kids' Games
not familiar with Gacha Life, tried to approach the prompt more generally!! everyone has their "posting low-quality footage of a game to youtube at an age far too young for youtube" phase. solidarity.
#cool ada art tag#cringetober 2024#webkinz#animal jam#moshi monsters#//hwehhh i feel kinda bad with the prompts where i blow it off too much#//gacha life isnt bad and there are cool fun adult cartoons out there!! im just lazy#//well. i'm busy too. i can't afford to get into something new just for a drawing#//do you know this is probably the closest i have done to organically doing a month-long art challenge#//i decided to join cringetober on like september 30th i had no time to draw a buffer in advance#//the candy gore pic was LATE!!#//i am at best like two days ahead at a time
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Broooo I HATE adulting. My car insurance has shot through the roof so I got some quotes from different companies to find smth cheaper and Geico came in clutch but when I went to purchase a new policy they increased my monthly rate by like, $25 for some claim that I was driving an unsafe vehicle?? Which never happened, I do not recall getting ticketed for something like that. Now I gotta dispute that bc it's messing with my insurance rates and AGHGHH.
Don't grow up kids it's not worth it 😔 Insurance companies will charge you extra just for existing 😔
#Shima speaks#What do you MEAN I was driving an unsafe vehicle. My car is perfectly safe!! If you must know!!!#I hate the fact that I have to pay for my car AND pay for car insurance. Why can't that come bundled together.#Bills are so expensive I'm going to cry this SUCKSSSS#Can barely even afford to pay rent now I have to deal with this smh#I just don't want to get charged out of my ass for car insurance is that so hard#Geico is going to save me over $100 a month but not if they pull this crap!!!#'unSaFE VehICLe' Who are you. Who even ARE you#Okay tantrum over I'm fine now#I am an adult who is adulting and can handle adulting things it's fine everything's fine :)
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...Yeah, I'd whore myself up for him like this. Next question.
#I drew this middle of pride month as an indulgent treat for myself#I'm not quite used to drawing risque art and I was very nervous about posting it for the longest time#but like#fuck it you know#im an adult that can enjoy adult things#and this is one of the few places where i can actually express myself without shame#i need to stop obsessing over the possibility of someone from my irl life discovering this#like do any normal people even use tumblr anymore?#i should be alright#dr baggs#baggs#my art#utmv#megalosomnia#fanart#digital art#sona#self insert shit babyyy
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An eye for a life, unquestionably worth it (Patreon)
#Doodles#ISaT#Siffrin#Bonnie#Blood#It's been *checks watch* nine months??? since I last drew an empty eye socket???#Not even ZEX got that treatment how could this be :0 It's such a Look#I guess it's only been a couple months since I posted Diaryfic!Edgar but that was drawn a while ago - Sif is new and fresh blood <3#I'm sure they're stoked about it lol sorry Sif#That really was my entire motivation I just wanted to draw eye horror and blood on him lol poor Sif#But also I got to practice Bonnie :D Again I'm sure they're stoked about the situation#Gosh that'd be such a scary situation for a kid :'0 And feeling guilty about it weh </3#Their name being called and it's scary and sad even tho Sif's just trying to comfort! Weh#If I thought about it in a Bit less of an angst mood (lol) I imagine the other adults would flock to Sif both to protect/help him#But also to keep him out of Bonnie's line of sight - the less time spent looking the less traumatic hopefully :(#There's something Very about Sif getting blood - his own or anyone's really - on his cloak :0#Something he's had for a long long time and Something Happens - it's just Very I dunno of what but Very#Really fun to draw the black and white blood splatter ♪ Shaped character design paired with soft details ah <3#I've been really into that hazy fuzzy eye style lately too it's really fun to ''tone'' the eye rather than ''line'' it#It's not something I think about that much so I don't do it often! But it's quite effective :D
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I fucking love sowing it's so rad I hope I don't have to reap this later
#art#my art#simon says#I have not drawn nearly all month and here I am with a weed comic#I thought of this while high and I drew it while high so like#take that how you will#drugs tw#cannabis#weedhumor#idk any of these weed tags i'm just tagging them bc this is a joke about getting high and doing dumb shit#ms paint#doodle#as I tag this I feel like it's necessary to mention i'm an adult and I do not endorse babies using recreational drugs#just putting that out there that this comic is about dumb adults and not babies (under the age of 21)#Thank you please do not get mad at me for drug jokes thank you thank you
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me with my 18 year old students that i teach at a college
#everyone is just so mean to them because they're adults now but most of them were literally in high school only a few months ago#and so many of them are far from home and on their own for the first time !!!#and the other professors are so mean like they literally ranted to me about how another professor cursed them out#like !!! bruh!!!! also i think it messes with my head that im teaching foundational class and if i fuck this up#that could fuck up their college career because this class is about how to write essays in college#like holy shit responsibility#but fr i love my students they're so fucking funny and they all call out in class and they straight up are the class full of#'problem children' on academic probation who had to check in with a guidance counselor once a week and i have to monitor and write reports#about once a week as well.#and like idk man im feeling very captain o my captain here if you get my meaning#anyways they're all so funny like they do not care and will say fuck to me and i say fuck back#it's great.#anyways. i'm stoned. they know im a stoner too lol.#originally said 17-20 y/o students but tbh they're all 18 except for the one 17 and the one 20
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I've read some of your posts (I love your art by the way) and as a Clay simp I have to say I HATE ARTHUR PUPPINGTON MY GOD, AS MUCH AS CLAY HAD BEEN A SPOILED BRAT YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE A FCKING CHILD AAAAAcbsknx The old man needed to mature instead of seeing a 12-year-old as competition
I get Arthur puppington but this old man should be upset at his wife not at the 12 year old who's been sheltered, spoiled and tricked into believing everyone should kneel down for him his whole life, that kid literally does not know any better
#i get everyone in that family........but I'm more upset at arthur. who COULD have helped and guide clay. he had this opportunity-#for 7 years yet he did nothing but physically abuse him for the fist months after his wife died#no. actually he had Clay's whole life lmao#why are you letting your wife shelter this boy!!!! he is going to grow into an insufferable man child#i get arthur puppington so much but you're the adult thid child relies completely on you#bastard!!!!!#i probably spoke about this already but god i love trashing this old man
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i care him so much guys . guys. hes blorbo bingus
#someone on discord wanted him to be tarred and feathered#fop#just doodles#dale dimmadome#fop a new wish#thinks about his childhood and cries so hard i throw up. thinks about how he could've gotten help but none of the adults in his life cared#enough to get him what he needed#thinks about how he could've avoided continuing the cycle of dismissal and neglect#after he escaped the stupid ass evil dungeon he could only eat plain white bread for a month until his body adjusted to Actual Food#and he took 5 hour long showers every single day and would scrub until he drew blood#hes very deeply traumatised and having a real rough time adjusting to 'normal life' and doug just waves everything off#'chin up sport!' and buys him some random shit before going down a new rabbit hole business endeavour#imagine he finds out about the ransom. that doug knew and just didn't care enough to get him. oh mygod#HE HAS THE PICTURE. IN THE NEW SHOW. so he definitely finds out eventually#and doug wouldnt even try to hide it he literally just Did Not Care#i'm sick.
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