#I'm having a conniption

[jellyfishdreams78]

Was talking with someone about mismag yesterday (they had just finished the first season and I'm up to date on S2) and they said that Jammer was the best "dumb jock" and I nearly imploded 😀😀 like what the f uck do you mean

[zr-art-world]

Me having a conniption

Me existing while I feel like time is moving ungodly fast as I try to do fun stuff and work on personal projects that I haven't actually started, just small stuff, while I wait for the impending doom that is my summer class witch starts on the 12th and ends on the 30th of this month. While its only a few weeks, that means that I probably have to cram a shit tone of work in a short amount of time.

Not to mention, I don't have nearly as big of a fallowing to start selling my art and when I ask my fallowing, I'm convinced no one would buy my art.

[sensiblethingtodo]

[fairyysoup]

steve loves sitting up against the headboard and guiding you to place yourself between his legs and lean against him. that way he can kiss the side of your neck, play with your tits with one hand and watch his other work you open with his fingers all at the same time bonus points if he’s still fully clothed oop <3 - @oatmilkharrington

yes fuck jesus wept

say you come home from work and ur a little tense and grumpy and you just need to relax so steve coaxes you into the bedroom and strips you bare and he sits back against the headboard still fully clothed with his legs spread and he pats the space between his thighs like ‘c’mere honey’ and so you lean back against his back and he’s rubbing his hands up and down your arms and shoulders and he’s kissing on your neck so softly and you start keening and whining so quietly and your eyes flutter closed😌 and then he lets one hand play with your tits, he’s groping the flesh and pinching and rolling your nipples between his thumb and finger as he lets his other hand wander down your body before getting to your pussy and he rubs lazy circles on your clit before he dips his fingers in and he’s curling them just right and cooing in your ear about how he wants to make you feel good 😵‍💫

[mackdaddyofthecravate]

[mortalfortaxpurposes]

has anybody heard of get busy living or get busy dying? they're having sex in there

[palimundo]

Over the weekend I bought decaf coffee by accident and figured I'd just drink it since I like the coffee taste anyway. But it turns out I just like the way caffeine makes me feel despite the stomach pain I'd ritually go through from it. Anyway now that I've been starting my days without caffeine, it seems I REALLY like how not-in-pain I am. I'm still struggling with grogginess but it's a swap I'm... pretty okay with? I can actually see myself... NOT drinking coffee anymore?? And I THINK my stress levels may have gone down too? I... I... Who was I before all this happened? What's going on???

Entering my caffeine-free era.

[ugly-anarchist]

Every time I post on this site I hate myself a little more

[californiaquail]

i love horses. boy what is this

[dxsole]

every so often I am reminded that I've technically worked for Dolly Parton and she has seen my work, and I spiral

[kenobihater]

here's my ring found in an old trench by a metal detectorist in ukraine. it was almost certainly made in the trenches due to its imperfect construction and by nature of literally being from a trench. it makes me kinda sad he cleaned it up this much (i'm guessing via electrolysis? he has a big shop and that's quicker) and i wouldn't have bought it for (OCCASIONAL) wear if it wasn't already both removed from the dig site with no notes on context and likely cleaned with aggressive measures, but it was, and it's not like i can undo that lol. so, cool belt ring

the guy also threw in two free buttons of which i believe the left is prussian or german and the right is russian (tho it may be austro-hungarian, but i'd bet russian judging by the basically illegible print on the back which resembles cyrillic if you squint)? i admittedly know jack shit about uniform buttons and this is my best guess after 30 minutes of research. also this guy seems to travel a lot so i have no clue which battlefield any of this was taken from aside from somewhere on the eastern front. incredibly cool regardless!

[explainslowly]

gamer discourse is so fucking annoying

[tobestik]

Merry Christmas Skylar, I have a sunshine man for you ☀ do with him as you please✨ love ya! 😘💙

hang on hang on give me a minute hang on i'm making this my whole personality

I LOVE IT SO MUCH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU YOU'RE THE BEST AMAZING I LOVE YOU

[non-un-topo]

if you're still doing the canadian accent thing, i dare you to say toronto

and if you REALLY wanna have some fun, you can try out the ways i've heard people around my city (which is actually not toronto) pronounce toronto:

1: toronno

2: chuhronno

3: tronno

4: t'ronno

4: tuhronno

5: ch'ronno

6: tor'onno

7: chronno

8: tor-ron-o

9: cha'rano

10: tore-onno

and then of course there's the "cOrReCt" way, but literally only the people on cbc radio and my mom pronounce it like that.

DFGDSD okie I said it a few times at the end of one of the recordings but I had to hear myself say it again. I've mostly heard people outside Toronto pronounce it over-enunciated, like "Torr-on-Toh", though there was one guy in NB who pronounced it SO memorably like "Tuh-rAANA". I feel like as the years go on, the way I pronounce it just gradually gets less enunciated and more like the options above lol. Excuse my partner's "t'rano's" in the background.

[arrow-guy]

My parents, joking about my boyfriend being over while they're gone: "haha, you have till (insert time) to get him outta there."

My parents immediately after finding out that he was, in fact, over while they were gone:

[amessageonthewind]

Me: Decides to take a quick gander at ao3 to see if there are fics