#and to be fair it is cluttered

[arrow-guy]

My parents, joking about my boyfriend being over while they're gone: "haha, you have till (insert time) to get him outta there."

My parents immediately after finding out that he was, in fact, over while they were gone:

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[astarionsbloodlust]

:)

i love you bisexuals and queers thank you so much for this gift you've bestowed upon me in the form of the sweetest vampire spawn in all of faerûn <3

couldn't decide which minutely different sketch i liked better, so you get both + a combination of the two! enjoy :)

[peonypyxels]

The way you clutter is so impressive like I'm in awe of how lived in your builds look, do you have a process to clutter or you just enter a trance and come out with dozens of un organized clutter on your build floors and go from there?

tysm! tbh i just kinda go with flow, i might find a couple pieces i want as focal points and work around them but i think most of the time im just placing things as i go. i do like to have some thought process behind the sim i'm decorating for, but ultimately my own irl style ends up playing a bigger role lol not so much floor clutter/grime, but my apartment doesn't look that far off from how i decorate in sims.

[putriddivine]

If someone tells you to give them space and you follow them to continue the argument I think they should be legally authorized to kill you. On the spot.

[dracanboys]

*hacks up blood in 'has been fucking with my theme since i woke up and also beating down the mortifying ordeal of Putting Myself Out There On Tumblr Again'* Hey so about that Monsgterhunter au am i right.,

[evildilf2]

The humiliating ritual of saying hey… sorry… I promise I’m trying I kind of just don’t care about anything anymore.. that’s so fucking edgy sounding I know but like. Yeah. Sorry for sucking so bad lately *walks away*

[kernels-art]

Emergency Commissions

Current Slots Open: 2/3

Long story short, I'm hovering just over broke and I need to pay for medicine. Plasma donations can cover some of it, but not all.

I'm opening three slots for now, and plan on opening at least seven in total, maybe eight or nine depending on complexity, but that'll be a bit further in the future because I'm currently on a bit of a time crunch. I'll keep this post updated with how many slots are available. I'd like to make $300 total by the time all seven/nine are done.

Anyway, on to pricing.

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Sketch + Headshot = $15

Sketch + Bust = $20

Sketch + Half Body = $25

Sketch + Full Body = $35

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Lineart + Headshot = $30

Lineart + Bust = $35

Lineart + Half Body = $50

Lineart + Full Body = $60

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(Color + Shading) + Headshot = $40

(Color + Shading) + Bust = $45

(Color + Shading) + Half Body= $65

(Color + Shading) + Full Body = $75

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+ Extra Character: 50% before background

+ Simple Background: $30

+ Foreground Elements + Large Props: $30

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Examples:

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One important thing to remember, though, is that I do traditional art, not digital. I've tried swapping to digital a few times, but it's faster and easier for me to do it this way. The lighting on these example pieces aren't all great, but I will hold them to a higher standard - as in, they'll be clean, like the lighting of the rabbit characters' pages - since these aren't just personal projects and clarity matters a lot more in this context.

I can edit the photos to remove the white "background" of the page and alter the colors a little bit, but once the lineart is on, it's on, and there's no changing it without redoing the entire page. I have a light board, so it can be transferred fairly easily, but it will still take time. That's why it's the most expensive step.

Will draw:

Humanoids

Animals

Pokemon

Ponies

Slugcats

Iterators

Furries (Mutants included)

Mobians (separate bc their proportions are different)

Chao

Skeletons + other Monsters (UTMV)

Won't draw:

Mecha

NSFW

Comics

... Mainly bc I'm not used to these yet, although maybe I could try in the future. That's quite a ways off from now, though.

I reserve the right to turn down any offer at my discretion. It should go without saying that it will be an automatic rejection if the order includes any form of hate speech/symbol, and I will research the subject to avoid proship content as well.

I'll ask you before posting the finished piece, and you are free to post it separately as well. Just remember to credit me, and maybe mention somewhere that my comms are open, if that's not too much trouble. You can use the art for icons, character sheets, whatever you like, as long as it's not monetized.

Payments will be made over P@yp@l, and are listed here in US dollars.

If you're interested, DM me here, or on Discord @ kernelbastard

[synthshenanigans]

I now have an alt account where I will post random things and talk about nonsensical ideas. If that sounds interesting have a go at it: @starfall-calamity >:}

[akuma-homura]

maybe i like over-designed designs. maybe I like stuff that just looks cool.

[businesstiramisu]

I got that new Patio feature, but i couldn't press J to scroll so i immediately backed out to the regular dashboard

[haarute]

unpopular opinion but personally i enjoy the creepy clown and welcome him into my house

[dubioushonour]

I'm rotating Project Sekai TWEWY AU in my head again because I was jotting down notes for it.

The SEKAI Ends With You? What a Wonderful SEKAI? Are You Asking For Death from Hatsune Miku?

It would run like a mix of original TWEWY and NEO, because I think the entrance fees are GREAT for character but the group team aspect is essential. Band groups would all be the same. I think mostly they all start as strangers except when it's fun if they weren't.

(If they knew each other before the story starts they still know each other, but also LN is together already because I feel like that's fair. I would say Vivids and BAD DOGs are aware of each other but haven't teamed up yet until they all end up in the same team after death)

I do not have a full idea of what everyone's fees would be, but:

Tsukasa's entry fee is Saki's memories of him

Mafuyu's entry fee is her memories, period, because she doesn't have anything else to take

Mizuki and Ena both get appearance fees (middle school mizuki and invisible Ena, maybe?)

Saki's entrance fee is her health

Minori's entrance fee is her determination or her memories of Haruka (kinda interlinked???)

Nene's fee is her voice, little mermaid style, obviously

Ichika's fee is not knowing who Hatsune Miku is or any of the virtual singers

Reapers are the virtual singers. Regular Miku is the Composer because I think that's fair, but due to Unfortunate Circumstances I Haven't Decided Upon Yet she doesn't actually have enough reapers to keep a proper game going so she's split herself into five, weaker versions of herself to keep the system running. (idk who her conductor is. Part of me says it's the little marshmallow avatar of us, part of my says It's Teto).

Otherwise then I would say One variation of a Virtual Singer each to accompany said Miku (this works out mostly fine because each Miku is basically paired off anyways. Exceptions are VBS Miku, who gets Meiko rights and N25 Miku, who gets Len.)

Pins and Powers would likely be based off songs, undecided if they would be based off all songs or just commissioned ones. Everyone gets 1 power, but it has the potential to evolve into a different one (As You Like -> Showtime Ruler as a maybe example). The big group all out attack would naturally be named after the big main group song.

For fun I would also say we get Bonus Reapers for virtual singers who are in the game, but not properly (Una, Flower, GUMI, VY1, VY2, who have in game vocals off the top of my head without checking).

- Tiny addition but I think it would be something like

MMJ Miku gets Rin and Gumi

L/N Miku gets Luka and VY1

WxS Miku gets Kaito and Una

VBS Miku gets Meiko and VY2

N25 Miku gets Len and flower

No one stays Perma Dead in this AU because I am just not about that in the Miku Friendship Therapy game. The main crux would be that yes, everyone is playing to come back to life and there is a genuine danger of losing and dying. (and tbh probably some side characters might die) (things happen) (stories need drama)

But ultimately Miku is just trying to fill her Reaper ranks back out after An Unspecified Incident, so she would rather them alive but with a side job if they lose.

(currently have no idea who the winners of the game would be. Leo/need is in the Leo/lead though) (I feel like n25 would jump at the chance to be Reapers)

Maybe? A background plot about someone trying to take over as composer while regular Miku is weak and split in five pieces but I haven't thought that hard about it. One of the other Big Vocal Synths trying to encroach on Miku's territory while she's down, maybe. (It couldn't be... Teto Territory... UNLESS?)

Anyways this concludes PrSk brain rot au ramble 2 Electric Boogaloo, thanks

[yisanged]

i started drafting out bits and pieces of my essay in a tumblr draft but then i forgor and closed out of it lmao.

[cloudstrifing]

fr what is the etiquette of tagging shippy fics/art/whatever with the fandom itself. im divided about it because on the one hand, ppl looking for the ship will be mainly in the ship tags anyway, AND i’ve seen people get annoyed that they wanna enjoy other aspects of the fandom but the tags are full of shipping. & while i think complaining about smut or romo fic existing is a stupid hill to die on, it’s also fair to want to keep the main tag for other things. however, if someone has got the fandom tag itself blocked i wouldnt wanna take away their opportunity to filter either...... truly i don’t know what is the best course of action here.......

[putriddivine]

honestly anon i dont have a fully formed opinion on "the ethel situation" because not every single instant requires the formulation of hard side opinion. i dont think she should be like, ostracized, or that its world ending. i do think she was misogynistic. i do see her point. i think people actually do bigoted things without being bigots sometimes, so im not really letting a single incident decide.

also, this is just my own personal way of being, name searching yourself is always gonna go badly. and double also, if i called someone a slur (even one i could reclaim like retard) and they misgendered me as a response its honestly like... touché.