#I'm gonna DIE

[starlightswordfight]

KEY PERFORMANCE INDICATOR.

It's a beautiful day.

(robot AU !! YAY !!!! more all over the place info below)

this AU will not be NEARLY as ambitious as my other one but I do plan on making art for some scenes, designs, etc.

the events of pikmin 4 carry out mostly the same except Uh Oh! Collin Is A Fucking Robot!! and he ALSO does not realize it!!! and continues not to realize it until after the crash on PNF-404!!! I don't see THAT going poorly at ALL

it's a very very heavy handed metaphor for disability and related ableism and what internalizing that can Do to somebody but you can really take it however you want. I'm not being subtle w this one I don't Want to

so far as of posting this the first chapter is the only one that's out! and this chapter is mostly the exposition/setting things up one, not a lot of plot. we don't get our technical inciting incident until the next one I promise things will kick up from there

also it's going to be second person! so if you like second person pov .. evil laugh

[chrlvctius]

this is so ellie williams coded, omfg man 😩👊🏻👊🏻

[sugawara-kkoushi]

"Hey, Chuckles!"

The face of a man who just received a smile/affection for the first time in ten years

[guelyury]

This man...

2014

2024

[laurenkmyers]

[the-mighty-e]

Since I can't draw any digital Nuzi, I'll just show you something I realized with daydreaming about them

They're so FUCKING PATHETIC without the other

And not even while dating

FROM THE VERY START

In this frame, they probably have known each other for a week if not even less, LOOK AT HOW DESTROYED HE IS

In ep 4 N literally admitted to be pathetic without her

And of course she was desperate too, SHE ATE DRONES FFS

Here too, as soon as he woke up, he immediately got worried about Uzi

Look at his face when he realized he's not gonna see her anytime soon 😭

They're so pathetic without each other and I love this so much

STOP BEING CUTE NUZI

[osamu1909]

oh so she came into the room pussy first

[hyperdramas]

dokyeom as your hyperactive boyfriend

warnings: non-idol au, mentions of rejection, hyperactive!sjseokmin, jealousy, crying, dokyeom's so hard on himself sometimes, it's confirmed: reader matches seokmin's freak

now playing: mosquito, pinkpantheress

— seokmin as your hyperactive boyfriend is just the cutest thing

— sometimes he can be quiet and timid, other times he can be flirty and teasing, and sometimes he can be jumpy and uncontainable

— in this hyperactive, uncontainable state, seokmin is the most jumpy and happy-go-lucky person you have ever met

— when seokmin is hyperactive, he's just zooming everywhere; he has a literal pep in his step, and compliments it by singing aloud, doing a little dance if he's standing in place, or showering you with love and affection

— he loves loves LOVES when you match his energy: he always feels like he's bringing you down when he's really happy or really energized, but when you assure him that you're fine and actually take time to pay attention to him and be there, seokmin can't describe the amount of happiness he feels

— his face is in this constant state of joy, grinning from ear to ear with his pretty eyes all crinkled up and smile lines gracing his skin so beautifully

— he's literally the most excited about literally anything you say or do, and will let you know how happy is in whatever way he can, whether it's rambling about whatever the topic is, or giving you so many kisses you start to giggle at how they tickle you

— seokmin can sit still, but he finds that impossibly hard to do with you

— he's always moving closer to you, playing with your fingers, kissing your knuckles, spinning your ring, hand grazing your thigh, fingers interlocking with yours

— seokmin has to have his hands on you in some way or he won't feel complete

— you sit by him in restaurants or libararies just so he can have his hand on your thigh while you two read books together

— seokmin sometimes has moments where he thinks he's a bit too hyper and noisy at times, and bashes himself for it in secret

— what if you're annoyed of him? what if you think he's weird for being so jumpy and overly excited sometimes? what if you're tired of him and his strong feelings to certain things?

— you'll walk on him crying to himself, and when you go over to comfort him, he'll scoot away because he feels as if he doesn't deserved to be touched

— bless seokmin's heart when he gets this way; tears are filling his eyes so much he can't see two feet in front of him, and snot is running from his nose as his lips are just babbling nonsense at this moment

— you sit there as long as it takes to calm him down, and after he finishes, you spend double the time you waited reassuring him that you loved that side of him and adored when he was loud, happy, and jumpy

— the smile that spread across seokmin's face when you said that made the sun seem like a dimming lightbulb and the room get warmer

— seokmin loves that you love that part of him. he loves that you don't judge him by his feelings or how he acts at times. he loves that you actually care about what he thinks.

— all he wants to do is to please you and make YOU happy, so if you reassure him that he's doing a great job by being this jovial 5' 11" man who sings aloud at the randomest times and makes you smile at least a thousand times a day, he's happy.

— so, in closing, seokmin as your hyperactive boyfriend would be nothing but a blessing 🤍

[cosmowgyral]

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[iwrite-sinsandtragedies]

Day 3 — Dance ₊˚✧ ﾟ

Submission for @minthe-drawings #BaxterMCWeek!

MC: Ai/Sky

[because-its-eurovision]

omfg. today at work I met for the first time a co-worker who is technically in the same team but I've never been in contact with them

anyway they came to the office today and I wasn't expecting meeting a new person so I was wearing my Kä hoodie

and they were like "nice to meet you, oh I see you like Jere! I went to kindergarten with him, I can bring you pictures" 💀

[randomfoggytiger]

The Revival won out on the David Duchovny birthday poll (here.)

Saw some repeated requests (all of which were S11, ironically enough); and now I've got one other poll fer yeh:

[spocks-husband]

Hey so I just started reading The Price of The Phoenix and. Holy fucking shit. The way Spock's reaction to Jim's (temporary) death is written... They are so in love. I'm gonna puke. I love this book already.

[virtie333]

Behind the scenes of the Brioni Spring/Summer 2024 campaign

Credits of brioni_official on Insta

[coishen]

💋 lipsssssss

[mckinleygirl98]

THE BALLAD OF GOON-TEAU

@ilyrowanchow <-my inspiration with "Unworthy of Your Gyatt"

HIYA ASSASSINS FANS. this is really accurate. I bet when he was in Oneida he edged all the time.

[Guiteau]

I am edging to the sigma

I am so glad

I am edging to the sigma

I am so glad

I am edging to the sigma.

Skibidi toilet!

Skibidi toilet!

I am edging to the sigma....

(balladeer)

Edge all ye gooners and learn from a beta.

Charlie Caseoh

Rizzed and determined he'd wind up a rizzler.

Charlie had streams that he couldn't edge during.

Said "Looksmaxx to it, I want it I'll mew it, I'm Charles J. Caseoh."

Charlie Caseoh

Never said "Beta" or heard the word no

Faced with grimace shake

his gyatt would beat faster

his streak would just grow

and he'd saaaaayyyyyy

(Guiteau)

Edge on the rizz side

Edge on the rizz side

Mew on the rizz side of the SIGMA

This is your alpha opportunity

He is your chungus

you his ligma.

Wait till you edge tomorrow

Tomorrow you'll become sigma

You could be sad or

you could be GRIMACE SHAKE

edge on the rizz side....

I AM EDGING TO THE SIGMA!

[Balladeer]

Charlie Caseoh brought viewers to his stream

Gooned them in prayer

Said "I mogged Grimace, I'll make no denial"

I was just edging for Freddy Fazbear

Sigma's my employer

and now he's my alpha

so mew what you dare!

Charlie

Said "GYATT!"

"If I am skibidi than Sigma is as well."

But sigma was acquitted and Charlie commited until he should

BREAK HIS EDGING STREAK!

Still he sang:

[GUITEAU]

Edge on the rizz side

Not on the beta side.

Get off your gyatt-side

Mog those goons.

This is your alpha oppurtunity.

You are the alpha

And you mew.

Wait till you edge tomorrow!

Tomorrow you won't be mogged.

You could be rizzed up,

You could be GROUP LEADER!

Edge on the rizz side.

I AM EDGING TO THE SIGMA!

[Balladeer]

Charlie Caseoh had a lot of F's on his stream...

Filled up the chat.

So many gooners that aura was raffled

Glaze on his shoes

Blud mounted the stair...

Said "Never break streak"

"Just wait till tomorrow"

"Today they were tweak(ing)"

"Did you pray today!?"

[Guiteau]

I AM EDGING TO THE SIGMA

I AM SO GLAD

I AM EDGING TO THE SIGMA

I AM SO GLAD

I HAVE GOON-IFIED MY PARTY

I HAVE RIZZED MY CUNT-RY

I SHALL BE RIZZZZZZ MEMBERRREEDDD!!!!!

I AM EDGING TO THE SIGMAAAAA!!!!

[Balladeer]

Edge on the Rizz side

not on the sad side

inside the beta side

Something's good.

This is your alpha oppurtunity.

You've been a gooner

[Guiteau]

yes I have!

[Balladeer]

You've been a streamer

[Guiteau]

Yes I have!

[Balladeer]

You've been a mogger

[Guiteau]

YES I HAVE!

[Balladeer]

You could be a skibidi!

[Guiteau]

YES! I could!

[BALLADEER] Wait until tomorrow

Tomorrow they'll all fanum tax!

What if you never

Got to be Group leader?

You'll be remembered—

[GUITEAU & BALLADEER]

Edge on the rizz side—

Trust in tomorrow—

And the SIGMA

authors note: i deserve to be hanged for this crime.