#I'm fuked

[spacemothes]

I can't believe I was looking through ao3's search system to find a fic to read before bed. and i see motherfucking ai

bitch proudly has an entire three chapter fic written by ai, put on ao3, and says "Sorry it's ai it might get a little repetitive👉👈"

Like bitch???? I was just trying to find a batfam or isat found family fic and now I have to see this ugly shit

[entomolog-t]

Bite Me

My first OCs June and Aedes are finally getting their story told!! I'm so excited to finally be posting this. This chapter acts as a sort of prologue to their OG lil comic. I'm very happy to announce I've got 10 or so chapters already written so for the next little while I'll be uploading this story weekly!

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Next Chapter: Chapter 2

Word count: 759

CW: Vampire adjacent mild gore (mentions of blood, drinking blood)

Darkness had always been a comforting embrace to Aedes. There was an innate safety amongst the shadows, and a beautiful stillness under the light of the moon. Still- but not quiet. The night, in all its ethereal splendor, held a delicate symphony; Wood frogs and crickets sang with fervor, the leaves in the canopy above whispered subtle secrets, and the thrum of a heartbeat rang out in the distance- a sirens song to someone like him. 

Aedes listened intently, following the slow rhythmic beating with well practiced ease- a predator stalking its prey. His mouth watered. It had been so long since he last fed. This rural town afforded him a certain safety, but the cost of less frequent feeding was a hard price to bear. He was starved. Hunger gnawed at his insides, relentless and unforgiving in its demand to be sated, the alluring call of a potential meal pulling him forward as if it were reeling him in. 

He felt almost as if he were in a trance, his fixation on the thrumming causing the world around him to fade away. The nightly sounds seemed to dissolve more and more into the ether with each percussive beat. He followed the beat, his steps marching in time as if dancing to a stranger's most intimate song. Like a doting partner, he let the song lead him, each beat bringing him closer and closer to the unwitting musician. 

There he stood, a quaint two story home before him, its sage green siding looking at home within the menagerie of plant life growing wild around it. As he scanned the building, his eyes fell on an open window. He smiled. It seemed the people of rural towns found a certain safety here as well. 

With the utmost care, he heaved himself up, sliting the screen along its edge as he climbed through the window. He paused, taking in a deep breath as he perched on the window sill. Closing his eyes, he drank in the smell. A scent, smooth and sweet filled his lungs, so tempting it made his breath hitch. His hands shook, and his heart pounded with anticipation- His more desperate instincts calling on him to rush towards that effervescent scent and abandon all rationality. Patience. He steadied his breath, letting his urges feed his excited anticipation. 

A woman lay right there beneath him, her chest rising and falling in rhythm with her heart. Bathed in the pale light of the full moon, he marveled at her ambrosian beauty. Under the glistening light, her soft and subtle skin looked as though she was made of milk and honey, her nectarous lips full and blushing, the sight of their colour teasing hints of that… vigor that flowed so closely beneath her skin. 

And her neck-

He found himself baring his teeth involuntarily, his body begging for him to drink. 

She lay with her head to one side, such an innocent position filling him with such a potent hunger, as if she left herself open and vulnerable just for him. Adrenaline and hunger mingled together, dizzying in their intensity. His own heart thrummed alongside hers, beating much more wildly- a symbiotic dance between predator and prey, the thrill of the hunt intertwining with that ever-present dread of being caught. 

He couldn't wait any longer. 

Silent as the dead, he descended on her- his movements fluid despite their uncanny speed. The call of her heart beckoning him, compelling him to indulge.

Indulge he did.

His teeth sliced into the flesh of her neck, her soft skin offering no hint of resistance to his bite. He suppressed the urge to groan.

The taste - he shivered. 

She tasted like life.

On his tongue, she was a reprise. Her warmth filling him- her blood rejuvenating and invigorating. His mind felt dizzied, dancing on a drunken high he never quite understood. He felt a stupor come over him and welcomed it, riding out the bliss as he drank. 

An oasis is she,

So sweet on my tongue,

If I could drink my fill I would drown- 

He gulped with a primal desperation, his gluttony feeling boundless.

Such an insatiable creature am I,

You, the ambrosia my lips pursue 

Dear, my hunger consumes me,

please, let me consume - 

Her breath hitched. 

Suddenly, the night was no longer still.

In the blink of an eye, his world shifted- or more accurately, flipped- as gravity suddenly ripped him away from his indulgence. His mind reeled, desperate to understand what was happening.

To his horror, he found himself falling. 

[deezbignutz]

Redacted characters as things me and my frens have said cuz we're rasists funny :)))) Pt. 1

TW/CW!!!: Offensive words (kinda a lot), racism (also kinda a lot), sex joke, mention of 'kys' and smoking :D))))

P.S. I made Darlin' Asian bc idk i can (also cuz of racist joke but oh welp)

Freelancer: *Tells him about how they can't get gore in Character AI cuz it get's censored by the filter* Gavin: "They do that with gore?!" Guy: "You smokin' what I'm rollin'?" Angel: "Dylan O'brian? Yummy." Lasko: "The most important thing in math is that you know I'm handsome." Freelancer: "It's normal fetta you retard." Gavin: *Talking to Huxley* "You can smoke as long as it's not alone that's a loser thing to do." Darlin': "Don't call me pookie, that's weird." Quinn: "Sorry Ching Chong, can I have cheese." Random student: *Holds up torn up and wet homework* Dear: "Is it from a toilet?" Vincent: "It's a weird Australian game." Porter: "It's weird Australian- girl at least we don't beat people." Milo: *Sees how Tom Cruise salutes in Top Gun: Maverick* "What in the US Navy?!?!" William: "I have no rice ☹️" Damien: "If Kody can graduate so can you!" Aaron: "You suck." Smartass: "And you swallow." Aaron: "I'm assuming that's a sex joke." Smartass: "You've assumed correct." David: *To Darlin'* "I'm very concerned for you." Later Asher: *To Darlin'* "I'm very concerned for you." Even later Milo: *To Darlin'* "I'm very concerned for you-" Darlin': "WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-"

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :)))

[slumbering-shadows]

I actually kinda dig the nudity tent at the hippy festival. However. Poor gorgug

[kayatoastkkat]

i- i have no words

page was like 10 minutes late but WHATEVER because we get THIS

and, of course, the angst and everything, the neon gre*n cracks, the light breaking through, yes, they're brilliant and they sustain my lifeblood BUT THE BEST PART??!!?

alright context: started a wip back when the Chapter 14 title cover dropped because my friend told me about the Lindsey Sterling song of the same name but abandoned it after the lineart stage and

well will you look at that

I FUCKING PREDICTED IT. I PREDICTED THIS SHIT. AGES AND AGES AGO. NEVER, NOT ONCE DID I REALISE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

alright I will probably be touching this wip again since this page guided me to my motivation, but I can't make any promises

sad sad boi i wanna give him a hug

oh, and this? this is just sad. I love it. the gre*n does hint at a future transformation, and perhaps this time...it's Hyde, fully-fledged gre*n eye Hyde?? I could be wrong but that sounds the most likely solution. also also, the single gren drop hanging from that eye. it's almost like he's crying. :( i wanna give this sad sad man a hug but at the same time also slap him so hard he gets yahoo'ed from this earth

do not question me censoring the word "gre*n" I will not explain

[ghostlover4life]

does anyone else feel like someone is watching you no matter you do. i've felt this way for a long time (since i was 8) and at first it went from thinking someone was watching me to thinking someone was stalking me to thinking someone wanted to kidnap me so i would almost cry whenever a car would stop near me, i would full on cry when a person would walk near me cuz i thought they were going to kidnap me

[maechery]

vent a little????

Okay, so to put it simple. I'm working on a project, and I decided to do a little collab with a person. I then sent a video of the part that I'm working on.

Here's the thing...

THE VIDEO IS PITCH BLACK AND ONLY HAS THE AUDIO

and I had no idea. The person replied to me politely and didn't say anything. They probably doesn't know what I tried to do...

It took me hours to realize it, and then I fixed it somehow.

[hon3yvannila]

Hello everyone!

[theheroand]

hey guys. how are you. great. my favorite drag queen just visited my fucking animal crossing island for like a solid half hour. I'm taking this really well and being super calm about this all.

[chemicalarospec]

joined the college queer group discord besides pronouns the only roles they do are star signs i'm gonna fucking leave

[why-yes-i-am-an-adult]

For the umpteenth time in my life, the person I devoted myself to, acussed me of not doing enough for her the moment I dared to try to set a boundary and say no to something.

[s0fti3w1tch]

CHIIIIZZZZUUUUUU NOOOOOOOO

[purplecladmerchant]

So, I listen again to Eldermourne 1. And The only I'm saying, is Fia n Henry are stronger than me, so much stronger.

[dermy-der-demp]

hey sorry if I don't make content by myself for a while,the saiki brainrot needs a rest :(

[aes-555]

1) Lewis podium SCAM 2) Yuri in ice cancellation 3) wtf watcher leaving yt 4) rachin golden duck out (girl I can't defend you anymore) 5) my throat (something got STUCK! I think?)

Today is officially a “fuck me over” day

[forensicbec]

Fun Nerdy Prudes headcanon that I have and will be taking no notes on:

One of Max's parents are English which is why he says Skele'on and other stuff like that