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this is making me HOWL

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everything you're debunking i'm rebunking it

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forever impressed by people who when they're hyperfixating on a media or character come up with complex headcanons and analysis and make up scenarios with them. all my brain does is this for days on end

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Has anyone else noticed that they do this?

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they're prepping me for autopsy but i sit up and say "oh no thank you" and walk out of the room

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Functionally, there's very little difference between watching a movie on poob and watching a movie on basic cable. Yet, for some reason, the advertisements on poob offend me far more

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The perverts are winning a lot of territory, almost to catch the tarot.

However, in a surprising revivial, the animatic storyboard got a second vote. Good for the duck enjoyers.

Which project should I focus this weekend? We get long weekend going on.

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A dumb comic about Grievous’ collection~

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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....

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Saw a post about how Sam is Brennen's foil but Vic is Sam's foil

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you deserve to be tortured and dismembered while you live. then I'd feed your remains to the dogs. but your remains would kill the poor dogs because you are so poisonous and rotten

Firstly. Daddy is so proud of you for trying to be more creative after my feedback the last time.

Secondly, you are completely correct. Eating me would kill a dog via caffeine toxicity as my blood is about 37% monster energy in the flavour “The Doctor”

Thirdly, you’re giving Yzma with this one . Read back the message and picture Eartha Kitt’s voice❤️ I’d say you’re too young to remember the Emperors New Groove so here’s a refresher

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Here she is. Today's OC, Jheannette, the vampire.

Because I wasnt being enough edgy on main. Enjoy her. The crazy vampire bitch I made when I was 15 and I revamped at least 3 times.

hahah... getit? revamped...

OC n59 Jheannette the vampire Pronouns/gender: She/her. Fem. Age: 15 at the time of death, ~1450 Nationality: Belgan Occupation: Full time unemployed Fun fact: She uses a lot of makeup to compensate and not look like a kid. Short Story: Died pretty young, got into high society vampire bullshit. Fleet the french revolution by very little. And slowly loss her head. She's not completely there, a bit crazy, and at the point of her immortality where she likes to push it to the limits. She have a special obsession with eyes, likes eating them, play around, wear human eyes on her empty socket. (Her eye, still part of her immortal body, is frozen on a cristal on a nackless her lover owns)

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I wanna draw...

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HANG IN THERE BABY!! instagram | bluesky | patreon

‼️prints here

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thats her son fr.

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if i was a fictional character woukd you guys write fucked up angst fanfic about me yes or no

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hiiii eternal sugar 😊