#I'm frothing at the mouth THIS IS FUCKING SICK

[nayapolitantrainwreck]

The lore thickens...

Rock Sugar Disease AU: Twizzly Gummy

@nayapolitantrainwreck ask and you shall recieve!

... Okay, she might actually have to make it in as a later-arc infected now. Because the very idea of a ranged spreader of the infection is terrifying AND awesome. WHICH IS PERFECT FOR THIS AU.

BTW, if ya'll want a specific stage of infection and/or details, you're allowed to ask for 'em! Just keep it SFW.

[hotxcheeto]

im begging for a fic with ellie about tribbing i don't even care about the plot at this point i just an ellie fic with scissoring

━ 𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐀, 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 ?

𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜(𝙨) - Ellie Williams x Fem!Reader

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 - Cursing, ex gf!ellie, angst here and there, SMUT, tribbing, kissing/make out session, lowkey toxic behavior, mentions and situations with alcohol, both ellie and reader are tipsy, party environment in the first 1/2, top!ellie, bottom!reader

𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 ? - Yeah/Nope

𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚 - ehhehehehehe i love olivia rodrigo so i had to bruh REQUESTS ARE OPEN NOW!

REBLOG MY WORK! I WORK HARD & IT'S APPRECIATED!!

Music bumped in the room on the other side of the wall that supported the upper cabinet that held your head. The smell of sweat, alcohol and cigarettes filled up the small kitchen to the brim while a few people laughed and chugged the concoction in the punch bowl that sat on the corner countertop.

Other than the patrons drinking themselves into a very horrible morning that was soon to come, there was a couple making out against the fridge. Bothering anyone that wanted to drink something other than what the party host called, 'the ultimate punch to the gut' that the college boys were frothing over.

You decided on something else that you'd scavenged from the liquor cabinet that had been broken into earlier in the night. The liquid a pink color, bubbling from the continued sloshing in your red solo cup that was lazily hanging from your hand.

Your head felt dizzy at all the uproar in the room, the only thing keeping your two feet flat on the ground was the girl in front of you. Chasing your gaze with her head that way with each direction you looked, her eyes weren't far behind to follow.

"I told you I'm done, Ellie. I'm sick of your shit." You slurred slightly, having swayed your hips on far too many people and had too many drinks to care about how you currently sounded.

Or looked for that matter, lipstick smudged across your lips and even had made its way off your mouth. Eye makeup mirroring the appearance of the lower half of your face and all the while your dress was halfway up your thighs from her prying and your continuous attempts to stop yourself from making a decision you'd regret.

"You're a fakeass bitch, y'know that?" You pointed at her, the manicure that she had in fact paid for practically mocking her as she grabbed your hand and pushed it down, holding it in her own.

"Don't be like that, babe." You rolled your eyes at just the sound of her voice, suddenly hearing it and comparing it to the biggest annoyance in the world. "You were like that first, or did you already discard the lap warmer you were entertaining when I walked in?"

Right, the bottle blonde with the bad roots.

"Y/n..." She dragged out your name with that excruciating tone that made you feel like you'd done something bad. "Answer me Ellie."

She opened and closed her mouth for a second, not meeting your eyes before shrugging her shoulders. The black fabric of her long sleeve button up going with, pissing you off even more as the realization set in that she'd worn your favorite of her nice shirts and even undone the top few buttons you always undid for her.

"She's one of Abby's friends, fuck Y/n, I don't even know her name I promise." You scoffed, leaning your head back on the cupboard, looking over at the drunk guys challenging each other to drink a full cup of the punch once again.

"You piss me off." You rubbed your eyes, not caring of the slight burn that your lashes caused on your irises. "I know. C'mon, I said sorry." She said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"You sent me fifty-eight text messages, I don't remember there being a 'sorry' in there though." "Babe-" Ellie stopped when she realized you were in fact not paying any attention to her now, looking out the kitchen window, but it was too dark to actually see anything past the glass.

"C'mon... let's just go home, I'll give you the best apology fucking ever." The alcohol really boosted her confidence as she said this, Ellie moving to kiss up your neck as you thought, her thumb coming to wipe the smeared lipstick away.

"I promise, babe." You wanted to fall against her and give in, just how you wanted when you seen her earlier eye-fucking you from across the room. Fucking hell you were such a gullible mess.

"Ellie..." "Can't tell me you don't miss my fingers..." "Shh!"

You tried covering her mouth but it was no use as she just laughed, looking down at your pretty eyes while you tried to shut her up.

"I don't, mine work just fine, actually." Such fakeness followed those syllables, even you cringed slightly on the inside as you spoke them.

"Huh, so you're lying to me now too?"

"No..." Yes.

"You're a bad liar." She then whispered, impossible to hear her if you had not been so close to her mouth. "You're a dickhead." You then replied, giving her a smile while pulling back.

That was nothing to her, leaning forward despite your unwillingness just earlier, but something about the way you met her lips wondered if you changed your mind.

She tasted like the shitty alcohol mix those dudes were chugging along with soaked in Chapstick and the two combined creating a rush of memories that came trickling back. Those pictures soon invading your mind all the same, fingers wrapping around her belt loops before you got a chance to stop them.

And in the haze of the smoky kitchen you broke your promise to each of your friends promising you wouldn't go back. Tugging her closer and allowing her to rest her hands beneath your ass, holding the backs of your thighs to get impossibly closer.

She was your everything and nothing, the mess stuck between your floorboards that you could never fully get rid of. Ellie knew she wasn't going anywhere, she couldn't and wouldn't be replaced and it was comforting, smirking as she began pushing herself against you and hitting your hips against the counter.

"M'not-" A kiss. "-gonna fuck you-" Another kiss. "-here." You finished, her tongue invading your mouth as soon as the final breath passed your lips. "Why not?" "Seriously?" Ellie rested her forehead against your own, huffing like a child until you tapped her phone that was in her back pocket.

"You can start your apology by buying the ride home, 'kay?"

God, the things she did to see you as you were now, laid back on the bed with your dress pulled up and your head resting against her pillows. Thighs spread all for her while you stared up and watched her unbuckle her belt and unzip her jeans. Wanting nothing more than to have her between your thighs

You just looked so gorgeous in the lamplight, the yellow glow kissing your skin and she moved to kiss it as well. Wanting just as much as the inanimate object had gotten in the past few moments.

"M'gonna be so mad at myself in the morning." You grumbled playfully, Ellie watching you grin at your own prediction, returning the smile while throwing her shirt away and exposing her torso for you to run your eyes over. "But I don't even care." You concluded.

Your nail ran along the light bulge her muscles created on her arms, eyes fluttering shut while her lips made their home on your neck. Jaw becoming her favorite place to hover, smirking against your flesh when you giggled that it had tickled. Looking at the way her boxers met her lower back, little dimples just barely shadowed.

"Ellie?" She pulled back to look at you, cradling your face in her hands.

"Yeah?"

"Unzip me, I wanna feel you."

She didn't have to be told twice, helping you from your dress before tossing it to find the next morning. Your undergarments going with, swept away like they were stolen by the ocean. Your body running against hers as if you were the waves and she were the rocks, though less jagged then you'd like to admit out loud.

Her curves were softer than you remembered despite feeling them just days ago, along with her freckled skin.

"I want you." She whispered, mouth brushing against the shell of your ear.

Your friends were so gonna put you in time out.

Her boxers fell down her legs and yours wrapped around her hips, waiting for the agonizing thumping of your arousal to be put at ease. The discomfort growing while her fingers ran along your nipple, warm breath fanning your face as you both watched her hand run along your boob.

It was like the air paused along with your movements, sucking in a gasp as she played with your breast. Hand trickling down between your legs just to barely tease you.

"You wanna feel me?" You nodded at her question, moving your head up and down again and again while she lined herself up with you. Fingers lightly, just barely, brushing against your little, yet swollen, clit.

"Need to hear you say it again, Y/n."

"I wanna feel you, Ellie."

And before you knew it she was humping herself against you, not even attempting to muffle your sounds which you'd given up caring about. Grabbing at her back and holding her as close to you as possible while her clit bumped and rubbed against your own.

It felt like fireworks, despite having done this just over a million times. Burying your face in her neck while she fucked into you over and over, promising her love silently while whispering things that would make a catholic mother weep.

"Missed you so much..." You turned your head, meeting her eyes as your lips did the same. "Me or this?" You asked, a choked whimper following when she became rougher at the sound of your falsely innocent question. Her hand trapping your leg on the bed as she spread you apart.

"Both, but mainly you." She played off, her other hand softly wrapping around your neck. "I would hope." You giggled, mouth dropping agape as her pace picked up. The whole bed rocking back and forth while simultaneous creaks that were sure to piss off her neighbors for the next however long she spent on top of you.

"Oh fuck, El... fuck please..." You squeezed and clawed at her, sure to leave red marks on her pale skin for her to be teased about when she went to the gym. Cunts grinding back and forth creating a heavenly feeling you just couldn't describe, choking out noise after noise.

"El... m'gonna- fuck I- fuck..." She kissed along the column of your throat, squeezing just the slightest. "I know." From your hole to your bundle of nerves, in your slightly inebriated state it felt like too much.

Sounds you weren't aware you could make falling from your mouth, and you were sure you heard her lightly grunt. Hips stuttering as you'd begun to jerk against her pussy, letting out a yelp while you trickled into your orgasm.

A mix of both you and her dripping down your ass, but it didn't stop you from trying to meet her thrusts. Crying a bit when she slammed you back down, kissing you and then down your chest.

"Leah's gonna be so pissed at me." You huffed, staring up at the ceiling as she peeled herself off of you and fell to the side. Giving you the option of moving to lay with her or finding your way the hell out of here.

"Who cares? Come ride me." She said, sitting up against her pillows that laid against her headboard. "Seriously?' You tilted your head up to glance at her, giving her your best unimpressed expression.

"What? Can't take it back anyway."

This was a bad idea, right?

"Will you eat me out after?" You asked, tilting your head and then rolling over to make your way up to her. "If you do a good job." She said, setting her hands on your hips.

Fuck it, it's fine.

a/n: YES I KNOW THAT SHE'S MY EX BUT CAN'T TWO PEOPLE RECONNECT I ONLY SEE HER AS A FRIEND! BIGGEST LIE I EVER SAID.

REQUESTS OPEN

[hostilecandle]

I just saw a post unironically being up in arms and pissed that the pricegaz ship exists because "a captain and a sergeant is a huge power imbalance" Please I need yall to be so fucking for real with me rn 😭😭 I've seen this take so many times and enough is enough.

Look at me, I'm gonna tell ya something, come closer- YOURE IN THE FUCKING WAR FANDOM. For the love of God get off your morality high horse and come back to earth for a second. I'm begging you to go touch some grass. If you want to play a morality game, a power imbalance between an officer and those he's in charge of should be the LAST of your worries in this fandom. (Also how funny that ghost and soap weren't mentioned as a power imbalance when it's just as bad. Yeah I fucking caught that you hypocrite)

Like come on let's be for real, if you really cared about fictional morality issues, well you wouldn't be in this fandom would you? You would be beyond pissed and sick to your stomach that there's war, actual torture, racism, and all the other "fun" things that come in a game about a proxy war and terrorists for fucks sake. You don't have any box to stand on, you're in the CALL OF DUTY FANDOM 😭😭😭 Yall wanna be special and unique SO bad. Yall just want a reason to say you're better than others and you froth at the mouth at the chance to do so.

You know this shit ain't real. You know it's a game but even still, you have to try and find something to make you better than those degenerates and it's pathetic. And again if you really cared, this game series as a whole should offend you. If yall are really so pressed about fiction and reality this whole series should make you want to throw up. This is the game series that brags about how realistic it is and how they've brought in people who've experienced this to make it as real as possible. But wait, you don't care about morality as long as it's fictional children and brown people being murdered but GOD FORBID Gaz takes a cock up his ass from Price. Its just gone TOO FAR 🙄🙄

Obligatory you can just dislike a ship for any reason. Things are allowed to squick you out. That's FINE. That's good and healthy even. You don't have to like every ship. What pisses me off is the moral soap box yall have to stand on to preach and prove why you dont like it and why everyone who does like it is bad. Idc someone doesnt ship gazprice, (I enjoy it but personally have ships I like better myself) but getting mad it exists is genuinely, and i cant stress this enough, pathetic. It's old and I'm so sick of seeing it. This is not the fandom for these games. Go back to something made for children if you want to have the moral understanding of one.

[dantefreakdaaaa]

Your love sick Johnny au made me flashback to MK 11 past!Johnny when he’s looking longingly and lovingly at Sonya as she walks away… except it’s for the reader lmaoooo I’m so excited!

Ls!Johnny Cage x reader

romantic || gn reader

A/n: yeah but instead of staring hes fucking frothing at the mouth trying not to bark cus he's fucking insane /j also I'm writing this now because I LOVE THIS AU

CW: johnny being obsessive but it's not too bad, it's called lovesick au for a reason

You smiled at him, gently patting his bandages up arm. He looked over at you, that same dumb smile on his face.

"Sweet moves, I'm definitely stealing those for Timequake." You laughed and smiled before walking away, a longing look on his face as he watched you. God, he needed you so bad. Every single part of his body craved you, needed you. 'Say something! Say something they're walking away! Say something!' he screamed at himself internally. He sucked in a breath before finally working up the courage to say something to you.

"How about, dinner sometime... Y'know, to thank you for saving my life? And... To apologize for being, uh- well me..." You turned around, smiling as you walked back to him. That smile drove him wild, one of his favorite parts about you. Everytime you smiled it just made him so happy. A soft smile on his face as you walked back towards him, staring at you lovingly as you came closer.

"Patience is a virtue, Johnny." You patted his arm again before walking off. He just fucking needed you so bad.

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Tired but wanted to get something done, love this au

[animentality]

How many times are y'all gonna fawn and gush and fall for Disney dragging yet another actor back to the franchise in a desperate attempt to keep people subscribed to their streaming service?

Hayden Christiansen was even already on a new Star Wars show.

What next, they drag on Alex Guinness's corpse?

Are you going to piss yourselves with ecstasy when they pull back Natalie Portman for a five second cameo that she filmed on her phone?

Are you going to cut off your fingers and toes and mail them to Bob Iger when Carrie Fisher's corpse is tied to strings and danced like a marionette in the newest episode of The Return of the Death Star Star Death: Returning Actor of the Week: Anthony Daniels?

It's always been eye roll inducing but now it's just sad.

How many times can they do this, and still have you weirdos clapping and screaming and frothing at the mouth?

I normally just don't care about other people's entertainment choices, because God knows you have the right to be a fucking idiot, but I really wonder how long Star Wars and Marvel can continue to parade corpses before a rapt-eyed slack jawed audience of buffoons who love a little necrophilia.

I also despise what Marvel and Star Wars have done to entertainment. Multiverses as an excuse to shoehorn in old actors and dead actors and overdose you on memberberries. Endless cameos that rely entirely on older, more original stories that have already been told before. Interconnected universes with none of the narrative consistency that could make them interesting, used primarily so that you can ooh and ahh as you see actors from the 90s reprising roles, for the sole purpose of nostalgia baiting.

I'm so sick of Disney. I'm so sick of star wars products. I'm so sick of marvel drivel.

I'm so sick of blockbusters like Indiana Jones 6 and Transformers Rise of Beasts and endless sequels and remakes and retools.

Make. New. Fucking. Things.

Ahsoka was already bad enough for existing purely to satisfy Dave Filoni's fetish for his own character. Giving her a solo show was banking entirely on your love for the clone wars.

Bring back Hayden...how bad was ahsoka doing?

Book of Boba Fett must've been doing far worse, because that random episode of the mandalorian plopped inside of it was Disney desperately trying to backpedal and bring back its audience.

Maybe if the ratings don't improve they'll bring back Jango Fett or something so you can go make your gifs and your tiktoks and your gushing posts about how exciting it was for you.

And before you even ask or start drafting something, no.

I was not soliciting opinions on this.

[dondusthefirstconsul]

how dare you excavate my tags like this the same way I always do with yours

in all seriousness though I'm about to eat my way through a wall why are the twins like that and HOW do they manage to be like that when they have like three seconds of screen time and 5 dialogue but NONE of this is made up at the same time somehow. It's all there SOMEHOW.

Also how is Caracalla both such a baby and just like. The worst person you ever met at the same time. It makes me fucking feral. That's a boy son who needs to be fucking protected at all costs but if you do he turns so fucking toxic immediately because he doesn't give a shit. It's all just what he deserves, when people lay down their lives for him. Just thinking about how he blames Geta for fucking up at the Colosseum and it's so callous and cruel to him - Geta's already blaming himself for that, he's already terrified, and Caracalla's sitting there telling him are you fucking stupid, how could you let this happen? As if he himself had made a SINGLE attempt at not having it end that way. It was all just Geta's responsibility, to make it go right somehow. But now there's a riot outside and it's Geta's fault, because ? Geta's supposed to handle everything, make everything safe, but also do exactly and exclusively what Caracalla wants from him. Imagine if Geta had NOT ordered the Praetorian to end Acacius. Fuck the riot, Caracalla would be scarier in that situation. Geta's not allowed to go against his will. He'd never forgive him for that. It'd be such a public humiliation, too. But now Acacius is dead and the people are mad and that is ALSO Geta's fault, because fuck you that's why.

how dare you excavate my tags like this the same way I always do with yours

Fuck you and everything you've ever written. I always have to suffer because it makes me so ecstatic it's painful. Your tags have drool on them now and I'm not sorry.

HOW do they manage to be like that when they have like three seconds of screen time and 5 dialogue but NONE of this is made up at the same time somehow. It's all there SOMEHOW.

RIGHT how is it all in there? Embodied in everything they do in their few seconds of screen time. How is it even possible?!

Also how is Caracalla both such a baby and just like. The worst person you ever met at the same time. It makes me fucking feral.

SAME SAME SAME SAME

I need to hold him to my chest and keep him safe forever because he's so vulnerable and such a baby. But he's also so evil and cruel and I am sick I am so sick because I adore it and I him so much.

but if you do he turns so fucking toxic immediately because he doesn't give a shit. It's all just what he deserves, when people lay down their lives for him.

I moaned

Yes people need to die and kill for him, and all of it just because it is the divine right of him to have all that done for him. He is deserving of it innately. It will never even cross his mind that it would not be that way. It is so obvious to him. It is absolute. Everyone exists for him and his appetite.

Suffer for me because it is my will.

Just thinking about how he blames Geta for fucking up at the Colosseum and it's so callous and cruel to him - Geta's already blaming himself for that, he's already terrified, and Caracalla's sitting there telling him are you fucking stupid, how could you let this happen?

It is so cruel of him, so cruel and he doesn't even say it to be cruel. He says it because it is true to him. It's how he sees it UGH WHY IS HE LIKE THIS

As if he himself had made a SINGLE attempt at not having it end that way. It was all just Geta's responsibility, to make it go right somehow.

He was screaming for it screaming his lungs out spit flying frothing at the mouth rabid for that execution and then.... whatever that rapturous moment he had after it was.....

Geta's supposed to handle everything, make everything safe, but also do exactly and exclusively what Caracalla wants from him. Imagine if Geta had NOT ordered the Praetorian to end Acacius.

That could've definitely torn such a rift between them yesss it would be terrifying. Geta would've probably had to be scared for his life without Macrinus instigating anything. Caracalla would've been able to spin it around in his head where Geta was against him and actually wanted him dead because he wasn't willing to execute their betrayer. Or something like it I can't even begin to imagine what Caracalla's mind could come up with. Geta always has to do as Caracalla wishes or convince him it isn't his will to oppose him. Geta exists to serve him and protect him and love him. CARACALLA IS SUCH A DIVINE BEING I'll join you in eating walls

[screampied]

see I just realised you said GHOST and not ghostface,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, that’s very embarrassing I wish I could unsend an ask bc that’s so embarrassing,,,,,,,,,,,, EISH IM CURLIN UP I MISREAD IT AGHHH

close enough it’s TOJI and he’s sexy so :3333

did he js flick the reader’s forehead,,, OU HIS HANDS ARE COLD?? MEOWWWWW “are you even listening” NO KING IM TRYNA HEAR UR DICKS HEARTBEAT MIAOOWWWWWW

“wanna feel?” 😧 well,,,,,,,, it must be the witching hour bc I’m about to do some magical spells on that shit LMFAOAOA 😭 “knock y’erself out” AYE AYE CAP’N 😻‼️

HAPPY TRAIL??????? AND DIANA IS ON THE PROWL MEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW “you wanna find out?” VEGAS YOURE KILLING ME SHES HISSING I CANT DO THIS AUSGGDHFHFHFHF “c’mere then” LAWD IM IN HEAT sorry that is wild..

“knees” did and done 🧎🏾‍♀️”bra, take that off too” SO HE WANNA SEE MY TITS 😛😛😛 BEST BELIEVE THAT SHIT IS FLYING OFF (I’m so sorry.) “fuck, y’er pretty” THANK YOU DADDY 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

“it’s too big for you? thats my bad” cocky about his cock,,, I NEED HIM AUGGH

“play with your tits” … radio silence…………… unexpected……….. NO BC THE WAY MY JAW ACC DROPPED I WAS LIKE WOAH?? BUT I MEAN SHIT IF THERES A WILL THERES A WAY I GOT THE ASSETS FOR ALLAT !!

“such a pretty mouth, ugh” the ugh in italic? I HEARD IT?? LAED?? IM SO FINISHED IM PROPERLY DONE “good girl. haah, ‘s good” meows.

“yer nasty” VEGAS YOU ALWAYS SERVE AT THE RIGHT TIMES IVE BEEN GEEKING ABOUT BEING CALLED NASTY FOR DAYS AND YOU PULL THIS, I CANTTTT “play with yourself” FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

“you want that, sweets?” I CALL PEOPLE SWEETS TOO OMG ME N HIM TWINNIN and wtf is ectoplasm.. IS IT YHAT GREEN SHIT FROM GHOSTBUSTERS?? OH NAH GMFU SAY WHAT NOW?? nvm its whitee, false alarm :P

“Yer mouths gettin smart” IT CAN GET SMARTER, OG OFFICE SIREN RIGHT HERE !! “fuuuuuuuuck me” lawd……… LAWD I LOVE WHEN MEN DO THAT

“I wanna break you” sweet and sour kebabs.. “you have to pay for that you kno-" LMFOAOAOAOAOAO WE ARE FUNNYY “you played with her?” he referred to it as her… screampied’s version of toji is the man of my dreams NOT YOU ADRESSING IT LMFAOAOOA YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT

“n-no” “y-yea” moans. THE MOCKING I NEED THIS IN MY LIFEEE “look at that tongue” IM DYING IM BEDRIDDEN IM ILL HELP ME “listen to it with me” WOWZA “atta girl” YOWZA !

“whatever spell you had” TOLD YALL IMA BE ON MY WITCH SHIT 🗣️‼️ DONT PLAY WITH CATTTTTTT I WAS CASTIN SPELLS ALLLLL OVER LIKE “PUSSARIUS DRUNKIOS” BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO NOW HE LUV IT, IM TEWWW GOOD 😛

DID IT END OFF W A WHINY NEEDY TOJI??? im a LITTLE too good .. BUT LAWD YOU ATE IT DOWNNNN, HATS OFF TO YOU QUEENIE

— pearl anon !!!! :3

LMAOOO OMG 🫦🫦🫦 tehe yesss he’s an actual ghost but id love to write ghostface toji one day 🤚🏽 that'd eat so hard bruh

the dick's heartbeat 😭😭😭 that's new i'm gonna use that one day. YESSSS HIS HAPPY TRAIL, i could literally write so much ab happy trails it’s actual sick idk ??? like they’re jus so sexy to me. happy trails >>>

NOT U CALLING THE COOTER DIANA PLS

right he’s so cocky he just needs to get put in his place like … (he does 🌚) HEHEJE YESSS UGH IN ITALIC. it just has more pizzazz me thinks, omg i love that word pizzazzzzz. HELPPPP ectoplasm is a ghost like substance but since it’s fanfiction let’s say it’s another type of cum 👨🏽‍💻👨🏽‍💻

YESSS tojis pussy talk is literally unmatched, literally got an ask to elaborate on his pussy talk n i’m so GEEKEDDDDD. writing his dialogue makes my stomach churn up in KNOTSSSS

right. we love sassy reader's w backbone before being put in their place >>>> THE WITCH SHIT BYE. pussarius drunkios HELP ???? 😭😭😭😭

yep, whiney toji my fav 🫦 did all that just to get put in his place <3 he’s never gonna leave us bc he’s too pussy whipped now 🙂‍↕️

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

hey you don't have to reply / post this ask, it's more for you and i than anything.

i'm really tired of people coming at you for no reason. i've been following you a while now and i like your blorbos a lot. they inspire me to make my own blorbos and have fun authentically like you do instead of freaking out about how i'll be perceived™

for any buckos who want to send you complaints about "why do u make tavs like xyz" or the beloved "HOW could you DO THAT to ASTARION" (he has a sick ass coat on, the horror) or even "how dare you speak directly instead of dancing in circles and clapping for me so *i* don't have to face my own insecurities about if ppl like me enough" please consider fucking off :) literally leave bhaalbabe alone. i'm so not kidding this is an app. touch grass. go play baldurs gate. not everyone will love you and the great part is not everyone will deserve your love. sorry this really struck a mf nerve :/

anyway. you're GREAT bhaalbabe and i am frothing at the mouth over tomies return and the lizard kissers. thanks for never letting these folks get to you. it's actually really inspiring as a recovering agoraphobe / anthrophobe. i know you made this blog for YOU (and i fucking love that for you pop off my liege) but i appreciate how you, too, are dedicated to having a good time. have a great day!! happy holidays if u celebrate

This blog has become more than I ever expected it to be. Yes, I post for myself but I won't lie I get so happy when people share the same excitement and happiness for my characters that I do. There are so many users on here who's tavs I adore and I always like seeing them pop up on my dash. The fact that IM that for someone else??? Blows my mind. I think the biggest thing I keep in mind that I urge others to do as well is just be creative and have fun with stuff. If I'm honest I mod every single game I own if it's possible. I love adding my own twist to things. Of course it's never going to be everyone's fav but that doesn't matter.

I'm having fun and mostly everyone who interacts with my stuff is as well. Sure I got a couple hate watchers but let's be honest they probably just wanna kiss Tomie too :p

Anyways, this was an incredibly sweet read and I'm so happy my blog can be a space of enjoyment for you and anyone else who decides my silly little screenshots are cool enough to follow me for <3

[imsodishy]

lol so after that unwritten ideas thing... i went and wrote a whole intro to an idea that's been shapeless in my head for months, tricked myself into writing damn it! Anyway... enjoy this thing!

There is nothing. For a long time.

And then there is, very faintly, soft noises. Someone speaking to her kindly she thinks. And then she remembers that she’s a person.

There is briefly red light and then darkness and then blue light.

Then there is sudden excruciating pain.

And then she is standing on a boardwalk, looking at the pacific ocean beyond, and she is Max Mayfield again. Which she hasn’t been. For a while. She thinks, anyway.

Actually, she has no idea how long it’s been since- Vecna.

She whips around, looking for him. Looking for the trick. For the horror to crack the day and come crashing in on her. The beach is packed, people everywhere. Looks like fucking tourists mostly.

She doesn’t recognize this moment. The boardwalk is familiar, but it doesn’t seem like a memory. Somehow she just knows. Stumbling blindly backwards she bumps into someone and they shake her off with a muttered, “Watch it.”

She takes off running.

It’s hard to keep her head on a swivel in the crowd and she collides with more people, getting her cursed out left and right but none of them seem wrong. Nothing has that creepy shadow hanging over it like the visions always did. The sky stays blue and clear.

It just seems… normal.

She slams into a trash can and it crashes to the ground, spilling garbage everywhere. She almost goes down in a heap after it, barely reels back, catches her balance at the last minute. Doubles over panting. Tries to think.

She remembers coming out of the trance in the attic, she does. But then she- she’s pretty sure she died. But unless heaven is a dirty, SoCal boardwalk, crawling with tourists, that can’t be right.

Maybe it’s hell.

“Hey kid!” She thinks maybe someone has shouted that a couple times now.

She looks up, squints into the sun at the figure of a man approaching like she’s a skittish animal.

“Kid, you alright?”

The figure resolves.

It’s Billy.

Which just raises more questions.

She doesn’t know whether to start running again, or scream, or cry.

So what she does is nothing.

“Kid? Can you hear me?” he sounds concerned. Gentle in a way she’s not sure she's ever heard from him.

He's not like the other Vecna visions of Billy. He’s not horribly torn and scarred, like he was the last time she saw him for real. Not flayed and frothing at the mouth. He looks… normal, but… different.

He looks older, not like, a lot, but a bit. His hair is longer than she’s ever seen it, curls hanging down over his shoulders, down to the bottom of his pecs. He's in a muscle tee and his shoulder is bare of the stupid smoking skull he got tattooed there as soon as he turned eighteen. His ear has like three more holes in it though, and there’s a gold hoop through his right nostril.

He's still got his mom's virgin Mary pendant though. That’s still there.

“Hey, you sick? Or did you take something? You don’t look good, kid.” He's still a couple paces away, not crowding her. Bent over to mirror her pose, hands on knees.

“What the fuck is happening?” she finally manages to speak.

“You wanna sit down maybe? You here with anybody?” He glances around.

“Billy,” she says, and she’s got no idea if it’s a question or not.

His head snaps around back to her and his face does a funny little wave from confusion to realization.  He laughs, says, “Small world, I'm a Billy too. What’s your Billy look like?”

“You’re my Billy,” she says, beyond caring what’s going on, desperate to just get on with whatever it is. No point dragging her heels.

She waits for the mask to split, but all that happens is this time the confusion sticks to his face, “Um, not really sure what you mean by that,” he’s still trying to be gentle.

“You’re Billy Hargrove,” she says, and he stands up straight like she electrocuted him, takes half a step back even.

“Excuse me?” His voice sounds so much more familiar now, guarded, sharp.

Max straightens up too, “You are Billy Hargrove. And I am Max Mayfield. You don’t know me?”

Nothing about Billy’s pose or face changes, no twitch or tell of any kind to hint at a monster beneath that face. With every passing second she becomes more sure that there isn’t one. Whatever this is, it’s not that. There’s fear, and confusion, but there isn’t the sense of doom sitting in her gut.

This isn’t Vecna, it’s something else.

“Am I supposed to?” Billy grunts, “Look, if you’re, like, stalking me or something there’s a bunch of reasons that’s not gonna work out for you. First off, I am too old for you, what are you, fifteen?”

She shakes her head harshly, the sheer gross factor of that thought popping her fear for the first time since she woke up. “Ew!”

“That’s what I'm saying!” he swings his arms wide and makes crazy eyes at her and abruptly he is her Billy. The Billy of every petty screaming match that went nowhere and just left them both pissed off.

She shakes it off, “No that’s not- not what this is.”

“What is it then?” he asks, still a little snappish.

“I have no fucking clue.” She's horrified to hear her voice crack. She kind of feels like crying, which is awful. She sniffs hard and tries to will her eyeballs to be cool, but she can see Billy see her struggling.

“Look, kid- what’s your name? Max?” he asks, softer again. She nods. “Okay, Max, is there someone we can call for you?”

Is there?

“We’re- are we in California?” she has to check, maybe she’s wrong about all of it somehow.

“Are we- yeah, of course we are. Where the hell else would we be?” Another good question. There’s a lot of them to go around.

Like: If she’s here, what the fuck is happening in Hawkins?

[mla0]

Patrick and Michael for the bingo?

AAAAAA. i love them.

okay so. with michael i feel like he is in fact perfect and i would kill for him. i'm squeezing him like a little pudding cup and he will squeak a bit and it's awesome. he has been done dirty by the fandom though. he's either infantalized like a sad little baby or he's written as an evil cunt who is manipulative and horrible and it makes me froth at the fucking mouth. he isn't given enough love in the realm of slenderverse protags and people who slander him make me violent. bro is literally just trying to survive and he cares about his family. yes, sometimes he went too far, but if you can forgive patrick and shaun's actions in the series you can forgive michael's. he's literally just a guy and he's been through WAY too much shit. he just wanted help and support from the people around him, but by the end he kinda gives up entirely. and ironically, shaun seemed to need him in the same way michael needed her, but neither one was really there for each other when it was most important. do you ever think about how stormy's death indirectly killed both the andersen siblings. anyways.

with patrick i feel similarly. i think he has a bit of wasted potential though. i wanted to see him MORE!!!! i wanted to see into his little brain MORE!!!!! alas. perhaps it is the point that we don't. he's everything to me. also done dirty by the fandom because oh my god. i'm not even going to talk about it i'll start throwing things around the room with my mind. i think he is truly a good person, he just believes the ends justify the means. sometimes people have to hurt in order to survive and he feels guilty for the things he knows he has to do. everything he does is for the benefit of his family surviving and i am so sick of him being portrayed as selfish. frankly i don't think i will ever forgive fandom for what's been done to him. i am the most mad about patrick over anyone else who's been done dirty in history and i'm the no. 1 shaun fan in the world. so this should tell you a lot.

i would put "everyone is wrong about them but me" but i think everyone is wrong about them but you. you are the patrick writer of all time and you made me go from thinking he's fine to amazing. thanks for the new layer of autism btw

[sortyourlifeoutmate]

Alright so, there's a lot of little angles to this and they all sort of rush through my brain at once so let me try and lay them out in something like an order.

The Tories are in a bad place. We're all very happy about this. The Tories themselves, however, are reacting to their looming, inevitable defeat by basically frothing at the mouth and screaming. One the one hand you have them scrabbling for every attention-grabbing idea they can lay their hands on like how someone sliding towards a cliff might scrabble for something to stop them falling to their death.

Uh, Angela Rayner did, uh, a thing! Uh, Rwanda! Yeah! Immigrant on a plane to Rwanda! Uh, fuck, uh, benefits! Sick note Britain, yeah! One of these has to got work, right? Right?! Please God one of these has to work!

So that's happening. And alongside that, you have the internal conflict of which of them gets to be King Rat of the Sinking Ship. You know, the dregs of the dregs racing to slit one another's throat to be the one in charge.

Speaking of which, Penny Mordaunt.

Basically, what set me off was an interview she has apparently done wherein which she said the UK simply must invest the Iron Dome system or something of nature of ward off attacks like the one what Iran did against Israel. And, like...

Okay.

Here's an actual pull quote:

She told The Sunday Telegraph: “To those that say about our defence ambitions ‘we can’t do, shouldn’t do or can’t afford to do’, I say ‘look to Israel’ – a nation a fraction of our size, that has staved off an attack from a nation 10 times its size.

One. Israel is much smaller then the UK. Like, much smaller. The area they have to possibly defend is smaller and, also, more concentrated. The economics involved in scaling up a system like Iron Dome to defend the whole of the UK blows my mind - especially as it's a system designed to counteract a specific security threat we don't have!

But we'll get to that.

Two, it doesn't really fucking matter that Iran is bigger than Israel, does it? They weren't invading, they were firing a lot of drones and shit. Iran may be physically bigger and more populous than Israel but Israel's military budget (and level of development, and investment) kicks the shit out of Iran's. So who gives a fuck if Iran is bigger when that wasn't even a factor?

Three, not to do down Israel's military prowess (not for nothing do people buy their shit) but having heaps of military assets from heaps of allies (including us!) in the area to provide support probably didn't fucking hurt and, in fact, explicitly helped because it's been stated that it helped!

And look, fuck...

It's a nothingburger, I'm aware. She's just taking the current issue of "Oh the world is a dangerous place and we need to defend our citizens rahrah!" that is seen as important here and the "Oh look, Iran attacked Israel!" and mashing them together, but it's such an incoherent, stupid position it hurts my brain.

Who. Who would be attacking us Penny? Were they be attacking us from? Iran is not that far from Israel in the scheme of things. Who do we have nearby who would do this to us, Penny? We make jokes about Europe and the Irish but those jokes aren't going to translate into actual drone attacks, Penny. What the fuck are you talking about, Penny? Do you have something in mind?

Maybe we could use the money that might go into your batshit insane useless fucking waste of an idea and, I don't know, get some dentists?

Seriously, where would a massive drone and missiles attack on the UK come from? I know we live in the future but not that far in the future.

And she's not the only one!

Admiral Lord West, the former First Sea Lord, said: “The bottom line is that if we had 300 missiles fired at us, we wouldn’t be able to repel them in the way that Israel did, albeit with help from the US, the Jordanians and so on. We have nothing like the Iron Dome and I think there is a need for us to ensure we have that.”

What in the fuck are you talking about.

You know when it snowed a few years back and all the flights got cancelled and people were like "Well in Finland this never happens" and it was like, yeah, because this happens all the time so they plan around it. Israel has the Iron Dome for very specific reasons. Is Israel prepared for a volcano erupting? No? Because that's not a concern and so why would they fucking waste their time and money on it? Oh, fancy that!

Argh! What is wrong with you people?!

The things you're saying are stupid! The situations you're conjuring up are stupid! Or am I just losing my mind?!

I'm so tired!

Why can't you people just lose and go away already?!

[ooops-i-arted]

Gina Carano Sues Disney and Lucasfilm. According to Just Some Guy at 1 : 36 of the youtube video. Gina Carano was the one who put gasoline into the fire herself by intentionally starting a fight with trans people and mocking them for their importance in society.

I was sick the day the happened and @jennadknowsbest-blog was kind enough to tell me and boy let me tell you, despite feeling like crap I was laughing like this allllllll day

If you too need a good laugh, read the released document thingy. It's badly written on so many levels. (I saw it on Reddit but I think it's floating around Tumblr too. There are some golden comments on both.) Both from just a writing style perspective (it's written like a teenager's Star Wars fanfic) and the fact that her main argument is that "Pedro Pascal said mean things about conservatives and wasn't punished" when 1. most of the posts were apparently before he was hired as the Mandalorian and 2. it seems like pretty common knowledge in fandom that he was asked to tone it down and he did. I follow him on Insta and he rarely posts outside of promoting his own work, and it's largely "support this cause" or "I love my trans sister" instead of attacking/joking at anyone. (I guess his Twitter had more comments, but he's since deleted it afaik.) Overall, it's likely just a stunt to get the right-wing frothing at the mouth and Gina's name back in people's mouth, because she hasn't filmed anything since Terror on the Prairie (one of two Daily Wire films she was supposed to have, the other appears to not be happening anymore) and My Son Hunter (which was straight Breitbart propaganda). Shatpiro has used and dumped her and while I doubt she's hurting for money, I bet she's desperate to get the praise and attention and adoration that the Cara Dune role briefly brought her. Why else would she come crawling back to a company she's publicly trashed and accused of mistreating for the last several years? It doesn't make sense by her own logic! If they were so bad, why does she want back? (And who's gonna hire her now if they think she's a liability who's going to turn around and sue them?)

It's really disgusting though that Gina wants to claim she was discriminated against for being a woman while actively mocking minority groups. Her post appeared on my Insta fyp and I usually don't click because I know she's gonna piss me off, and I clicked and she did. At the time she had a story that said "Still beeping, bopping, booping" with a smirky picture of her. So all she's been told - we know Pedro talked to her because she herself admitted it on Twitter*, and while I'm sure there were plenty of people jumping on the hate bandwagon, there were also people trying to genuinely explain - and explained how this is hurtful to the queer community, she still keeps doing it and thinks it's funny.

That's what's unforgivable to me. Not that she said ignorant shit in the first place - we all have - but her refusal to learn and do better. She wants to say whatever she wants without pushback and so do her fans. The few times I've thought it's worth it to try and talk to someone about it, they always insist it's just her opinion and say something homophobic to me as well (last time I talked to a Cara Dune content creator on Insta, she said she "doesn't agree" with me being gay and "I can't expect everyone to agree with me." For wanting to exist as a gay person. Apparently I should just take it when people mock me or say I should burn in hell.) That's the problem with Gina and her supporters. They don't care, they don't want to think critically or debate, they want to say anything they want without consequence and brush off any conflict with "well it's just a joke" or "it's just her opinion."

Bigotry is not an opinion. You can't "not agree" with someone's skin color and it's the same with their sexuality. You don't get a fucking opinion on whether I have the right to exist as a queer woman.

Let's not pretend the things Gina says are in a void. People who flock to her believe the same things she does. That's why people have protested her attending FanExpo (this video goes into more depth thank you @jennadknowsbest-blog for sharing), when you invite people who, like her, think it's funny to mock anyone like them, it doesn't make a safe or welcoming environment for people like me. Sure one can brush off a comment or two - but where do you draw the line? When does it become harassment? And who is going to protect people like me from that harassment? How can I count on security from an organization that invited Gina and encouraged these people in the first place?

And I say all this as a queer woman who is able to chameleon myself very well because I've done it since childhood. Things are only getting more dangerous for people who are visibly queer. A nonbinary teen was just killed in Oklahoma. I live in a relatively blue area of a blue state, but that doesn't mean I'm completely safe. There are extremists out there, and they're only getting more bold - because people like Gina think it's amusing to fan the flames. Gina, at least, has faced some consequences for it. I doubt this lawsuit will go anywhere (either it'll be settled and Elon and Gina have some Own The Libs content, or they'll be dismissed/lose and they'll get some A Woke Judge Discriminated Against Me content). Gina will be happily on her way. Meanwhile, I get to wonder if the people around me who dismissively say "it's just her opinion" are the kind of people who don't think much about social issues.... or are the kind of people who will happily vote my rights away in the next election.

I assure you, if you have friends who are queer, they are listening to what you say about this case. Throughout all her tomfoolery, I've found Gina to be an excellent canary in the coal mine when it comes to identifying homophobes.

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*She apparently later told Tucker Carlson that no one bothered to explain the pronouns thing to her, so we know she's a liar who twists the story as well, which is why I never take anything she says in good faith.**

**I'm very embarrassed I know this but I can't help but following up on stupid things she's doing. She fascinates me. She's like the inverse of a blorbo to me, like she pisses me off but she compels me. How can one person be this dumb. (Fr tho has anyone in her life talked to her about CTE??? Impulsiveness/aggression are possible symptoms....)

[nakamurakleo]

I am so sorry for the massive spam. My gf just showed me your grimmichi art and I am so in awe of your art style. I've truly fallen in love with everything you draw. I know spam liking can be annoying but. Lord. Lord. I've been howling and screaming for such a long time. Everytime I scroll further and see more art I can't take it anymore. I feel like a rabid animal that needs to be put down. You are so so so skilled. Your art is so beautiful to me specifically. I want it on my walls on my skin on my soul in my eyes on my brain carved into my fucking being so I never ever forget what it looks like. Your jjk art is so fantastic. Your one piece art is so beautiful. Grimmjow? Ichigo? Fuck man I can't do this anymore. I just got into bleach and grimmichi and fuck you are feeding me so well. You just Get them. Wow. I'm sick I'm mentally unwell I feel lightheaded and my hands feel weak as I stare at your art. It's so. Wow. Holy shit wow. Your line art, your rendering, your colors. The way you draw them. Your shiro and ichigo art have me frothing at the mouth. I truly can't convey in words the way I feel right now. Just wow.

I want to print this message out and hang it next to my monitor so I can look at it when I'm sad.

Thanks to you and your gf

[episodeoftv]

Round 3 of 8, Group 2 of 2

propaganda and summaries are under the cut (May include spoilers)

Gravity Falls: 2.11 Not What He Seems

The twins wonder if they really know Grunkle Stan after he is taken into custody by the government agents.

this episode is everything. The title references one of the first ciphers you could find in the show: STAN IS NOT WHAT HE SEEMS. The end of episode one has Stan being super sketchy. You spend all of season one wondering when he’ll turn evil. And then he doesn’t. You’re pulled along. You learn to love him. And then he’s being MORE suspicious right in front of your face in season 2. NWHS premieres. The kids have to question if they trust Stan. YOU question if you trust Stan. Everything’s happening all at once and then the whole sequence at the end. Oh my god. Heart stopping. Dippers betrayed shouting, Soos’s desperate protection of the kids, Mabel! MABEL! Her trust, her belief, despite EVERHTHING. And then the end. Oh my god the end. The reveal that broke the fandom. Shattered everyone. NWHS is the best piece of TV I’ve ever seen.

the next episode didn't come out for two months and the fandom was frothing at the mouth waiting for it.

The drama. The mystery. We've known forever that Stan was hiding something. We get a payoff to the portal. We find out who The Author Of The Journal is and It's His Fucking Twin. That one scene where gravity turns off and he escapes the cops (feds?). Mabel saying Grunkle Stan, I Trust You. Most iconic and badass episode of the show.

It is just incredible. The biggest reveal of the series happens at the end (this description will contain spoilers but I'm staying vague as possible until the end where it will spoil the reveal to give people time to stop reading this). The amount of suspense and emotional tension that builds and builds over the episode is just incredible. Even after seeing it dozens of times I am on the edge of my seat watching it. The way Dipper and Mabel find out pieces of the puzzle, both things the audience has seen and been speculating on, and new things. The way their first theory about Stan is presented and then show the painting of him smiling CHILLS. And the scene in the basement where Stan finally gets there and he and Dipper have such an emotional fight about all the secrets. And then Mabel caught in the middle and how she is distressed but ultimately trusts Stan. Oh the shot of her letting go is so iconic. And then of course the big author reveal moment is the most amazing thing ever. Ok here is the SPOILER WARNING FOR THE BEST TWIST IN THE SHOW The way Ford's silhouette is seen coming out of the portal then the six fingered hand over the journal and then his face is revealed while Stan says The author of the Journals... my brother. Just top tier scene in every way. I don't think any episode in any other show has ever done to me what this episode does to me.

The Little House on the Prairie: 1.18 Plague

With the sudden intensity of a prairie storm, typhus is unleashed on an unsuspecting Walnut Grove, teaming Charles with Doc Baker and Reverend Alden, who work together to the point of exhaustion tending to the community's sick and dying; but when new victims begin to pour in from the surrounding countryside the desperate men know they must find the source of the plague if they expect to stop the deadly epidemic.

it's got to be the first full episode I saw of The Little House On the Prairie and man it TRAUMATIZED me like everyone is dying and there are rats.

[killermochi]

I’m half convinced you’re a psyop so idk why I’m bothering but just in case you’re not

Are you aware that the Republican Party’s foundation is evangelicals? Are you aware that they think war in Palestine is a sign of end times and they think it’s a good thing, and they think it’s good for the world to end? The American Christian Right are anti Palestinian and pro Israel (despite also being antisemitic otherwise!)bc they think they live in the book of Revelations. They’re frothing at the mouth for the conflict to continue.

Telling people they shouldn’t vote blue is fucking irresponsible.

I have never told anyone how they should vote, so I have no idea where you are getting that from. I'm saying that no matter how you vote, don't whitewash the genocide that Democrats are carrying out right now. Because when you do that, you are actively choosing to normalize violence against Palestinians. (the normalization of violence against Palestinians is one of the reasons this genocide is possible)

I know people whose families are being slaughtered right now by Biden and Harris, and when they protested, begging them to stop killing their children, Biden and Harris cracked down on their free speech and sent the full force of the police state to brutalize them. Threatened them at their jobs and schools. It is unimaginably dehumanizing to lecture people going through a genocide about how "they are being irresponsible" not voting for the party you think is best for you because the other guy would also have murdered their family. It's actually so gross, that it makes my soul feel sick.

Anyways, as long as both parties are bought by corporations and special interest groups, whether or not project 2025 continues to go into action (it's already started for most people in this country, but maybe you are too privileged to know that) will be completely up to whether or not the corporations running this country want it to continue. No matter how you vote, I encourage everyone to vote down the ballot and especially in all local elections, but don't get stuck in the mindset that the ballot box is all that matters. Organizing at the community level is just as if not more important than voting.

Also, if genocide and apartheid are things you think should be accepted and brushed under the rug, then I don't think we're on the same side in the first place, so don't waste your time.

[earthtooz]

What the actual fuck I just binge read all of your Dr ratio fics and just ??????????????

Because suddenly I am reduced to a giggling mess and frothing at the mouth you write him so well stop setting my standards for men so high I anshhdhhddnbd zmandbdndjdhdhfhdjejdjdjdhfhfbxndkks

ajajajjajaajjaja PLS thank you for your kind words ^-^

can you tell that i adore him an obscene amount? i'm sure he'd be soooooooooo sick of me if he was an actual person... and all of a sudden i have seemed to created a new fic idea... hm...