#I'm a normal person
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something about bloody glass is very sexy
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Boom, my hidden talent I can art sometimes and this time it goes up here! :D I've been listening to Mammalian Sighing Reflex all day today istg-
(I couldn't insert a video so if you want to watch the sped-up process of me drawing this, there you go! There's some of my other stuff up there but it's pretty shitty I think, you can look at it if you want. I apologize if you do tho T-T)
#wilbur soot#art#wilbur soot fanart#fanart#my art <3#my art#digital art#Mammalian Sighing Reflex#wilbur music#will gold#I have no fucking idea how to draw dogs#This poor dog looks so bad-#How did I fuck up drawing a dog so badly-#Wil looks pretty cool though#I really like how I drew him#Especially because I draw him on paper first#RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa#i drew this at 12am#tehehe#I'm a normal person#I sware I'm normal-#Those last two tags were lies :>
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Leon Slut Kennedy.
#he has no business being this hot#I'm so so normal about him#absolutely normal#I wake up in the morning and brush my teeth#that's how normal I am#the normal distribution curve isn't as normal as me#my blood pressure is 120/80#it's normal#it's insane how normal I am#I'm a normal person#leon Kennedy#resident evil 4#remake#resident evil#leon scott kennedy
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I want to make enough money to be able to commission every Danny Phantom fanartist I can find to make pinup art of Vlad in Jack's suit. @wicked-ghoul 's art was so good that I want a whole collection in a bunch of different styles.
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Helli ☺️ Once you made a post about Mia Wasikowska filmography. Did you literally watched all of her films? Including the ones where she's on screen for 15 seconds, in the third background? 😉
Hello!
Let's see...
*checks IMDB*
Ok, I should say I've seen 99,9% of all of her filmography. There's a short film she did in 2006 that I can't find in it's enirety, only a 2 minute excerpt, out of 8 (that sould count as seen, though, right?). Apart from that, yes, I have seen all of the feature films, short movies and TV show episodes she's been, from All Saints to Club Zero, as well as her directorial shorts. Sometimes I had to do some digging, and watch a two hour movie when she's only in for 5 minutes (looking at you, HHhH and TDATT), and watch stuff on potato quality, but I did it (also shoutout to the Mia fansites that were around during the 2010s). I think the only thing missing is her stage work.
I am a normal person.
#I guess I'll have to move to Australia if I want to see any future projects of her.#ok I'll stop rambling#like I said#I'm a normal person#Mia Wasikowska#tumblr asks#anonymous#My Post
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Let the poor man rest.
#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever#and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed#he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death#second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#jjk gojo#gege akutami#my two cents#satosugu
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My last boyfriend really underestimated how much I don't care about ~appearances~
One time, he got paid and cashed it all. He reached out a 50€ bill towards me with a grin and the words:
"50€ for a blowjob?"
He was joking, of course, but I just shrugged, said okay and reached out to take it.
He snatched it away, wide-eyed, "what the fuck?"
"What? I do it for free all the time. Getting paid seems like a good deal."
Hey, if you make an offer, someone might take it
#Honestly#I'd do it anyways#If you pay me that's good by me#I don't have disdain for sex workers#I'm a normal person
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Shang Qinghua, holding a present: Happy Birthday my king!
Mobei-Jun: ...what?
Shang Qinghua: Oh, once a year humans celebrate our birthdays with gifts, so I got you something!
Mobei-Jun: No I got that, I just don't know how you know it's my birthday, I don't even know when I was born
Shang Qinghua, sweating profusely: I guessed
#mbj adds another mental note about his human's weird quirks#mbj to lbh: do humans have a magical ability to know when someone is born?#lbh remembering how his shizun knew his birthday without needing to tell him: holy shit they might#i love the idea of mbj and lbh idea of a normal person comes from their husbands#even though both their husbands are total weirdos#mbj+lbh: as far as i'm aware its everyone else who is strange#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#mobei jun#moshang#mxtx#svsss#scum villian self saving system
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we were sitting on the floor and i was cutting out tiny pictures to make a collage for a friend's birthday. you were on your phone and you laughed about something, and i was still in love with you then, so i asked what had you giggling.
"sorry. i was just..." you took a moment and went back to texting. "i was telling someone about how you're afraid of the dark."
i'm afraid of the dark because something bad happened. "oh." i felt a little slinky of shame crawl down my throat.
you glanced up, and maybe it showed on my face, because you rolled your eyes and held the phone to the side casually so i could see the group chat. "what? was it a secret?"
i looked down to the scissors in my hand. "i just..." no, it's not a secret. it just felt like something private, something serious. saying why would you tell someone that just feels like an accusation. it's unfair. i honestly am not even ashamed of it, it's just a fact about my person that i don't usually share.
what a strange experience. is this a human thing or a generational thing? for our grandparents: did they need to worry about how quickly someone can just... share your personal information? again, i didn't even really have a true objection. what could i say? i want any person in my life to feel they can be honest with their friends. it's not like i said don't tell anyone this.
i cut out another letter to complete the rainbow happy birthday, started hunting for the exclamation mark. i heard you sigh dramatically.
"don't make a big deal about this," you said.
this entire conversation was a pattern for us, and this was when we got to my least favorite part of the pattern. i would get my feelings hurt in some oblique not-technically-terrible way, and then it would be making a big deal about something. you'd get frustrated for me for being soft, but i was born soft. you knew i was soft when you pierced me. it's one of the things that made controlling me so easy.
"i'm not," i felt my voice crack. the question came without my wanting. "why are you guys talking about me?" and why are you saying that thing? why not like - i'm telling them how you're generous and kind and pretty.
you let out this low, tragic groan. "oh my god." you tossed the phone away from your body. "there, see? i just won't talk to them if you don't like it."
the rest of the hour went the way it always went, between us: i said i don't actually mind if you talk to your friends but -, you found a way to call my minor expression of discomfort "being dramatic." you got upset that i had been offended. i ended up apologizing, even though i hadn't actually done anything.
afterwards, you picked up the phone again. after texting for a little bit, you snorted. "okay," you said, "but it is kind of funny you're afraid of the dark. i mean, when you think about it."
#spilled ink#writeblr#i'm trying to write about this really specific and wierd new experience#that i think is specific to the internet generation#where people you trust can just... say whatever??? and while most people are trustworthy#sometimes they'll just like... put ur shit out there????#and the thing is that sometimes it's GOOD - i want you to tell ppl if ur partner is being cruel!!!!!#i want u to be like ''hey is it normal if xyz happens'' ... but stuff like ''she's afraid of the dark''#PARTICULARLY when it's CLEARLY making fun of me....#what is the point of that.#this is huge and complicated and happens outside of romantic relationships too btw#like someone u thought of as a friend will be like . oh did u know she's scared of heights and it's like.#girl why are u fuckin doing that tho?#it's not a SECRET i just ...???????????????????????#and i think that gross feeling of like -- ''i can't REALLY be upset bc there's not a TRUE RULE about this....''#it's just not something talked about. bc it's so specific and yet so complex#bc how could i say like '' this is a violation of trust'' when it... technically I GUESS isn't????????????#idk maybe im just like super sensitive but please tell me in the comments/tags/etc if this is#something u have experienced (a trusted person like spreading ur shit) and if u were cool with it
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Eddie waking up in the labs and instantly realizing something is wrong.
It makes me wonder if it's been normal for him to wake up to Venom talking to him or squirming around inside, or being used to Venom's tendrils wiggle out from his chest to greet him, and that's what he's trying to feel for in his sleepy daze.
#symbrock#venom the last dance#venom 3 spoilers#it's something so personal#i'm so normal about this???#I should be sleeping for work yet here I am manic over these two#i actually hate them???
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Look what we've become.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#Initially I wanted to do a 'Mutiny' quote to follow the 'Luck runs out' quote.#But the musical earworms demanded a different blood to be drawn. And I think it works just as well.#Alright. It's time to confess something. I really struggled with this comic. I didn't want to draw it. Then I didn't want to upload it.#Because I knew I would be here in the tags writing and backspacing for hours trying to articulate my thoughts.#I'm going to talk about death and grief in the tags today so this is your WARNING to look away if you aren't in a headspace for it.#Sometimes in media there are scenes and characters which land on topics so specific to your wounds that it reopens them all over again.#Because here's the truth. When you've known someone like this for nearly your whole life...it doesn't matter how bad the fight is.#You always think 'We'll always have time. One day this dust will settle and we'll rebuild the bridge.'#And then the fucker dies!!! He dies and suddenly there will never ever be time to repair the rift.#Someone you loved died thinking you hated them. And part of you did just a bit. But love and hate aren't mutually exclusive.#He's fucking dead and you are left with so many broken and unfinished pieces between the two of you.#Jiang Cheng loses Wei Wuxian thinking that WWX thought they hated each other.#He's a younger brother who will one day be older than the person he lost.#Who has no one else in the world who understands those feelings of love and hate and grief.#I can't be normal about this character. I don't think he even heals me. Zero catharsis to be gained here.#I just look at his sour grape ass and think 'shit that's a little too close to home.' JC is my discomfort character.#I'm probably going to regret being this vulnerable in the tags in like. An hour. So. sorry if you see this once and never again.#EDIT: Yeah sorry this took 4 hours to muster the courage to post. Surprise update!#EDIT 2: You guys were being too nice to me on my sad comic to point out the spelling error. I have fixed it now B'*)
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QUICK NO ONE'S LOOKING
(See readmore for thoughts, cope, bonus, etc.)
Anyone else up thinking about Ratio's big, strong, secure arms and how warm and all-consuming they could be in a hug or embrace. :/ Anyway
I just wanted to draw them being cute and seizing a sliver of a moment where they could have some PDA silly time without actually having any eyes on them. They're public figures and working adults with very clear boundaries between public persona and private life (to varying degrees of "in a sad way"), so while it may be in Aventurine's nature to constantly blur lines for various agendas and self-preservation (read: play "the flirt" without an aligned goal), I believe that in an actual relationship they'd be fairly private.
It's kind of fun to break your own rules, though! Ratio would be more upset about the consequences, though. He's a little bit of a hypocrite, which is devastating for someone of such discipline, but nobody's perfect.
I'm of the mentality of, "If you're tired of working on it, then just post it!", so here are some fun peripherals that I didn't feel like adding:
Some staff in the background sweeping up to evoke a blended sense of fragile privacy and liminal time.
A laptop on the aquarium/bar/counter because there's something fascinating about seeing people on their work laptops in public.
The rest of their clothes (casual friday)
#hsr#dr. ratio#aventurine#aventio#ratiorine#my art#hsr fanart#there's nothing profound about this I just like drawing cute fluff. I'm having fun with my Gay Working Adults Romance#epic universe! still have to get on a conference call with ten people kind of thing#i'm always thinking about how both of them control the personality they convey very meticulously#how it's a survival mechanism for aventurine but some... other thing for ratio....#it's practicality and discipline and ideals.#it's also ''midnight on a sunday'' so i am going to schedule this to post at a ''normal hour''#and then ''go to bed''#what wip do i work on next. the answer is probably nothing i've already started#my art: hsr#aventurine doing his evil flirting thing to rile people up 🤝 ratio trying to ''be in character'' on the IPC broadcast and making his and#aventurine's work partnership ''seem blurry and messy''#= manufactured youtuber drama#they're going home and ratio's going to bake some fish dude!!!! aventurine is LLLLLLITERALLLYYYYY turning on the radio#and helping him peel carrots.#and most importantly#they are NOT googling themselves ‼
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etho doodles and tuff guys doodles for the soul (❁´◡`❁)
shameless plug here, very sorry, but my commissions are open! please check out my ko-fi page if you are interested ^^; it'd be super appreciated!!
#my art#artwork#hermitcraft#life series#etho fanart#tango fanart#bdubs fanart#ethos got that dawg in him fr#kakashi and urahara who? i only know etho sLab and philza minecraft#also the tuff guys are SO funny to me- an alliance where everyone hates each other and wants the others dead#immediate hit#white siberian husky etho + 4 arm long ass tail tango + bdubs#they're the “thank god i'm the only normal person here” meme personified#also the red fingertips on etho- yk how redstone dust is DUST...#he's got a perpetual redstone-cheeto-dust stain on his fingers
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a proposition for you ... [steeples fingers] stardew valley photocards ..............
#my art#WIP#stardew valley#sdv alex#stardew fanart#delete later?#again i don't normally post wips to tumblr but ... i'm curious if this would appeal to literally anyone other than me#personally i just NEED to carry my blorbos around with me. insatiably
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You always joked about how you'd find out what's beneath his mask someday. Literally and figuratively.
He'd scoff at your attempts, or suggestions to lift up his sniper mask. Some of them caught him off guard, to the point he almost did it if not for his logical mind. But some of them were downright ridiculous, that he couldn't help but snort.
Maybe you already accepted it from the start, that he would never give in, but it had become a harmless jest at this point, so you might as well keep it going.
Until he gives you permission.
The thing is, it doesn't make you happy—it scares you to death instead. He once bit off someone's finger when they poked it in the place they shouldn't have touched. So what's behind the mask couldn't be worth the pain.
At first, you thought of it as a warning. Yet he wasn't showing any signs of threat. He even pulled you closer, so you'd get a better view of him.
His mask stays on, but he lets you touch his face. Your hands hover an inch away from his veiled visage, before you test the water with a touch.
He doesn't flinch away, or charge at you like a venomous snake. He stays still, letting your hands cup his cheeks.
"Didn't you say you wanna feel my face?" He said as he brought you closer, causing a shiver down on your spine.
"I did," Your lips trembled slightly, "I'm doing it."
"You're not doing it right." He tugged your paralyzed hands onto his chest.
You're confused when he firmly grips both of your hands, before slowly sliding them under the hem of his hood.
"Inside, maus." He commanded you, "Tell me what you feel."
And so, you complied.
You reach into his mask, and touch his neck tentatively. For a brief moment, his muscles tense under your fingertips, before they come down relaxed.
"Oh." You murmured as you pressed your palm onto his nape, "You can certainly survive a fighter jet ride."
He doesn't give you any response, so you take it as a cue to continue.
Your hands creep up higher, until your fingers reach the soft bones of his ears. They seem small in your grasp, smaller than they should, for a man of his height. A quiet smile spreads in your lips, as you imagine the tiny shells that frame both sides of his face.
"I'm surprised you have clear skin." You commented when you caressed his cheek, feeling the texture of his skin, "I thought you'd have a problem with it since you always wore a mask."
"Not always." He replied, nudging you to roam further, "I took it off whenever I'm alone."
"Did you take care of it?"
"No."
"How unfair." You chuckled, "I want to have your skin."
He keeps his eyes on you, and you feel the need to clear your throat, before you trace the lines on his face.
"You have a big nose." You mused as you ran your finger down from the bridge of his nose, "It's crooked."
He hums, while his eyes follow your uncertain gaze.
"Why you stopped?" He called you out, and you jumped upon hearing them, "There's one place you haven't touched."
You bit your lips, trembling, as you lowered your hand, until you felt the soft lumps on your fingertips.
They form a thin line, before they split open, inviting your finger inside. Your breathing becomes labored, as he takes a hold on your hand, guiding your thumb into his mouth.
He doesn't break eye contact the whole time, and you're too paralyzed to look away. You feel the sharpness of his teeth as his lips are closing around your digit. You have anticipated the guillotine falling on the head of your thumb, yet what comes after is a soft brush of his tongue.
It was rough, and drenched with his saliva, that it formed a string at the time your thumb left his mouth.
"König—" You gasped when he dragged his lips down to your palm, before stopping on your wrist. Pressing his tongue on your pulse point, where the skin barrier is so thin, that it feels as if he's tasting your flesh.
"Scared, maus?" He muttered, his teeth scraped against your skin, "Are you scared of me?"
You stare at him, as your instinct screams at you to nod. But you shake your head, despite the tremble in your hands.
"Then you'll do as I say." He wraps his arm around your waist, leaving no room for you to run, "Take off my mask."
Your eyes widened, not believing what you just heard from his mouth. Alas, his glare is enough to confirm the truth.
He guides your hands to his mask, pushing it up in a manner that's close to unveiling a white cover. And once the mask is lifted, you have no time to admire him as he slams his lips against yours.
Your cry of surprise is swallowed by his mouth, as he pushes his tongue between your lips. You can't do anything but cling to him, as he presses your body down with his, until your back is flush against the cushion.
When you open your eyes, what greets you is a pair of eclipses. Gone was the cruel Colonel, as he's replaced by a voracious brute.
The moment he opens his mouth, you know you'll be devoured by him.
#i wrote 2 konig fics in one day there's something wrong with me#cod#cod mw2#call of duty#konig x reader#könig x reader#könig cod#konig mw2#is this cannibal core?#idk girl#yandere konig#there's something about fingers in a mouth...........#i'm normal i swear#I've fixed the 3rd person pov. just noticed it now. oopsie my bad
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"During a country's most contentious election in decades, a legendary ship-of-theseus sword that once belonged to a legendary knight gets stolen, and it's a local detective's mission to find it before someone uses it for evil" is such a Terry Pratchett-ass plotline. But it's happening to France as we speak
#someone (probably some weird tradcath) has just stolen#Durandal#the sword of Roland#who irl died fighting the Basques but who had a very famous poem written about him 200 years later#where he died fighting ''the Saracen''#i'm sure that the person who stole this sword stole it for normal and unbrainwormed reasons 🙃🙃🙃#the sword itself is a replica of a replica of a replica of the original sword; and was lodged in stone on a cliff 70 feet high
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