#I'll be honest I did NOT expect this!

[thetournamentofelements]

THE FINAL ROUND!

FIGHT!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[benevolenterrancy]

("Always. Continuously. With increasing apprehension, and decreasing hope. I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you no matter what happens to you, and no matter how I discover what happens to you, and no matter what happens to me as I discover this." -- paraphrased from The Beatrice Letters, Lemony Snicket)

[ask-the-rag-dolly]

I would like to sincerely apologize for all the anons for making people upset due to what we did to Ragatha. It wasn't meant to harm any real person and neither of us realized that it could.

Anyone upset by this situation in any way, I hope you're doing better. ❤️

yeah if anything in this blog ever gets to be too much it's okay to click off and take a break , drink water 👍👍 i fully planned for phase 2 to end on a lighter note than phase 1 if that gives yall hope

[primus-why]

I Feel TFOne Could've Handled This Better...

Hot take but I feel like folks have been really generous with the take that OP was unable to find ~the perfect words~ in the heat of the moment (and thus should be given some grace) when he told D to stand down and "not be like Sentinel"... namely cuz I don't feel that the narrative supports this?

Like-- after all is said and done, OP doesn't reflect on that part of their split. He doesn't have a moment where he seeks validation or voices his regrets over the choice of his words, it's actually cut-and-dry. The narrative (as it stands) supports that OP saw D-16 acting up, so he called him out and stood on business, down to the last scenes where he's basically like "yeah it's a shame but y'all knew I had to do it to 'em."

It didn't have to be much! I'm not saying to absolve Megs, just show OP looking at things from a different perspective/contemplating a bit on that tough choice and the morality of the moment. Some examples of what I wish we had:

B-127 straight up blurting the obvious by later chatting with Orion like, "Wait so you told your best friend that he was acting just as bad as the guy who enslaved us for our entire lives and was torturing him like an hour ago? Oof. Seems kinda harsh." Then have some of OP's regret show on his face.

OP asking Elita-1 after Megs is banished if he did the right thing. Have Elita back his choice up, saying, "You should have seen what he did after you were... gone. It was terrifying. I know it was tough, but you made the right call." OP is grateful for the support, but a conflicted look still flashes across his face before he steels himself to look out towards the horizon... and the future.

Have OP walk past other mechs/former miners who didn't go with the High Guard saying stuff like, "Wish I could've given Sentinel a piece of my mind!" "Yeah, but I'm glad he's gone for good." "Ugh I miss everything." "Oh, it was crazy! Megatron picked him up and then he rrrrriiipped-- oops, hey there, Mr. Optimus... Prime... sir?" And have OP wave hello, looking a bit sick when they leave.

Post-credits scene with Starscream going on and on, asking Megs when they'll be back to teach the upstart Prime a lesson. Megs grabs his face to shut him up. "Patience, Starscream. The Prime thinks I'm no better than Sentinel... but I'll show him. He wants Iacon? He can have it. In the meantime we'll take the rest of the planet! Then I'll come back, crush Prime under my heel, and we'll take Iacon too. Sentinel's reign will barely be a footnote, because I'm about to become Optimus Prime's worst nightmare." The vocal performance would really need to sell this-- like picture Megs saying something like that from a place of anger and hurt, not so much a place of genuine evil or malice.

Basically instead of Orion's assertion being backed up as black and white/good vs bad, I wish we had some different opinions/reactions from the characters sprinkled in there. Like you can't tell me out of allllll the miners who weren't strong enough/willing to go with the High Guard and ended up sticking around that NONE of them were like "eyyo honestly?? Kiiiiinda glad Sentinel is dead. Wish I could have helped, tbh." like come onnnnn...

And you can't even argue that he's not an active threat-- I don't think everyone would see things that way! It's not just about the threat he physically has, but the threat he represents and is very likely to act upon if given the opportunity! He has a proven track record of not only being sneaky and conniving, but also capable of dealing some serious damage/killing people bigger and stronger than him, plus he has the backing of the Quints. All he'd need to do is wriggle his way out of jail and run off to his sponsors, then he'd probably be back to hurt more people! (If the Quints didn't just kill him out of incompetence lmao). There's a lot of "ifs" here, but I think it's a valid argument that not everyone would agree on what is the right or wrong way to handle Sentinel once he was down long enough to, like, do something about him.

I feel the situation needed a bit of nuance. In some way I wish they had kicked the can and had D and Orion bicker while Sentinel escaped, then have D get frustrated enough by the loss of Sentinel to point fingers (and his fusion canon) at Orion, who then falls and becomes OP. (Megs could still show some of thar emotion/remorse right after he does it too.) Not only would this open the door for a sequel, but tbh the Quint might have just killed Sentinel anyways and sought to deal with the miners uprising themselves lol. (Maybe that could have been an after credits scenes too instead of the B-127 bit??)

Would love to see a moment in a sequel where they have a calmer moment after arguing for a bit. Have OP mention how Megs was out of line, that it hurt and even scared him to see him act that way, and Megs can quietly point out "you said I was as bad as Sentinel... is that really how you see me? After everything we went through?"

Then OP can fumble the bag again lmao like "D, I... I'm sorry, that didn't come out right... but you still took things way too far..."

"Why am I not surprised-- your opinion is what matters the most! Maybe that's why you became a Prime, since you're so good at acting like the world revolves around you--!"

*gets interrupted by someone else before another yelling match ensues*

[soaps-mohawk]

Imma be honest… I know next to nothing about Call of Duty but the way you wrote the characters makes me want to check out the game

(Can’t wait to see Cherry Red, Crimson Blood completed 🙏)

Dooooo it!!!!!

Even if you don't play, I highly recommend watching playthroughs. Gives you a much better understanding of the characters and their world.

[shurisneakers]

Yes.

hehehehehhehe i fully giggled at this

i am writing it, it is 3.5k words in 🫡🫡🫡

[mochiandturtles]

Shout out to @ilovestrawberry1 for the idea of CEO Tower and NEET Househusband Voice of the Broken.

So I made fanart of them! I just love the taste of toxic yuri.

[dernarrleid]

successfully made through the beginning of the week with some hiccups; now I can (hopefully) write in relative peace. if you'd like to plot/through around ideas with me, please like this or just jump in my IMs and we'll tally up something fun!

[lululeighsworld]

cloverworks i swear to gooooooooooooood you better make wolfram in green witch arc anime look as good as norland does in rozé of the recapture (thank you sunrise)

[awesometothe3rd]

“Brady, was right there. But I took your hand, because you were the one that I needed. And I still do.”

[meatmensch]

The people that have abandoned me really need to stop talking to me like they have any right to tell me what to do, or I swear to God, I'm gonna get the FUCKING hammer.

[tecchan]

I really just spent half of Fujieda's route staring at his tits huh

[gabriellovescandy]

Sometimes you have a pleasant conversation with a relative, and maybe you start to think "huh, this isn't so bad, maybe I've been avoiding this person for no reason! They surely matured after all this time, how nice! I might have a normal family connection after all-" and at this point they hit you with a psychic blast strong enough to annichilate your will to live in the same country as them

[unclerippuascension]

fusion reborn sure was a fucking movie i watched, that had scenes and moments i think i enjoyed??

[reflections-of-mobius]

@familylightfox asked:

Time for some sneaky little neck nibbles along his partner’s neck, mismatched hands settling on their hips. Playful nibbles and licks before lips parted and canine’s pressed hard enough to leave soft indents against cream yellow fur.

[Unprompted. | Accepting!]

Node's breath caught in their throat as they felt mismatched hands slowly rest on either hip, trying not to shiver at the small little neck-nibbles that had their mind running wild. The fennec fox bit their bottom lip, their tail having long-gone still, their muzzle slowly shifting shades as those little nibbles and licks grew in intensity and speed.

They'd slowly been moving their head- allowing a hint more access to their neck, their body shuddering as canines pressed into their skin. Not enough to break- but enough to nearly act like a warning- a warning they knew wasn't there, but by Chaos, it still made their heart race.

"...Funke...." His nickname was practically a breathy whisper, hands sliding back- slowly running down mismatched arms, before resting above the hybrid's- squeezing, trying to get their body to breathe normally for even a moment. "...think fast." And they disappeared- only to reappear turned-around, before the fox's own teeth appeared near the top of a shoulder. Unlike the hybrid, however...Node's did break the skin, just barely. Their arms were around his neck- anchored. A small lick of the pebbling blood. "....delicious~...."

Though their tail was still a bit puffy, their thoughts racing a hint fast, their heart beating quicker than it should... Hazel hues looked up into violet, licking at the nonexistent aftermath on their lips.

"....it alright if I have a little more, V~?..."