#I’ve had wine so there’s that
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just wanted to remind you all that Kiri is the King of ‘just the tip’ and then giving you all his damn inches while he groans, “sorry, sweets, just feel too fuckin’ perfect.” and then proceeds to absolutely wreck you.
#I would know#just trust me#also#I’ve had wine so there’s that#scarlett's not sober 🍷#best red rock shark ♥️🦈#Kirishima#my love#scarishima♡
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I’m sorry but Tommy cutting a first date short because it’s not going very well is not the same as Taylor Kelly ditching Buck in the middle of a hookup and dumping him in a parking lot to chase a story for her job!!!
#it has to be said#I could elaborate but I don’t feel like it#and their relationship cannot be compared!!!#I don’t understand why so many people want to turn Buck’s first relationship discovering his bisexuality into something toxic#instead of recognizing it for the beautiful storyline that it is#Tommy has been nothing but kind and understanding and cutting a date short is not inherently evil#anyways#I said I wouldn’t elaborate alsjfhs#if you read this far guess what - I’ve had a few glasses of wine 😌#and I’m going to go keep writing my bucktommy fic#em rambles#bucktommy
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merry christmas! shameless voltron christmas fanfiction promotion post time
#I’ve had a glass of nasty Christmas wine so felt up to making this post#voltron#klance#merry christmas!! hope u enjoy!!#yes! im still thinking about these annoying bitches like three years later#so much so that i spend a month writing about them. whatever!
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When I finished acofas and I wasn’t sure when I was going to get another Feyre pov
#I’ve had three glasses of wine#kinda corny sorry#I just love and miss her so much#I love being in Feyre’s head#pro feyre#feyre archeron#high lady feyre#feyre cursebreaker#high queen feyre#feyre cauldron blessed#feyre acotar
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okok but in terms of us and pfp vs pfp, who'd win: ship driving ravage or cutie cosmos moment⁉️
REAL ASF WHO WOULD WIN⁉️⁉️
Cutie cosmos would get smoked so hard by ship driving ravage it would be embarrassing , she would beat him so bad. Sorry cosmos I love you so much but you don’t stand a chance, Ravage would cook you so bad you wouldn’t survive 😔💔💔
Stupid little guy.. poor thang….. he was not gonna survive
#I’ve had two glasses of wine#ask me thing#ravage would so keep Cosmos around bc he’s kinda stupid and fun to watch fumble around#like yeah he’s lame and super in love w ith the boss but like.. he *is* funny and he squeals real loud when you scare him and that’s coolig#good heavens#chat I should have another glass of wine#don’t tell my sister tho she’d tell me no#but fr I think they’d be weird friends#I want them to be weird friend a#you and me blight okay. we’re friends we’re weird friends#anyways#mars blurbs
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Blorbo vibes for everyone since I haven’t updated my long fics in a hot minute sorry
In Breath of the Sky, Champion’s laying awake in the barracks wondering what tomorrow will bring as their journey will begin. Zellie’s zonked out in the royal library, Rhoam is researching about the Triforce (he got Zellie a blanket), Cloud and Zel are stargazing and loving every second of it ❤️, Abel is praying and worrying. It’s a quiet night, with crickets chirping and a cool breeze, and fireflies in the gardens.
In Blood of the Hero, it’s a grey, chilly dawn, Abel is talking gravely to Impa while Tilieth rests. The mood is somber and things are… not going great.
In the healthcare AU, Legend is suffering through a HIPAA compliance video, Hyrule is snoozing in the bunk room on duty, Warriors and Wind are playing video games, Time is in emergency surgery, Malon is watching a movie with Twilight and Wild, Sky is enjoying a glass of wine with chill music, and Four is sleeping in preparation for a day shift. It’s a rainy night, perfect for relaxing.
In Golden Mercy, Ganondorf and Nabooru are getting acquainted while Gan tries to figure out exactly how much time has passed since he got sealed away. The last image he saw was Hemisi, Link, and Zelda using the Triforce against him.
In Chronicles of the Domain, Abel just put Link to bed and is enjoying taking bets with other knights about how well they can dive like the Zora. He won’t dive, of course; he’s scared of heights. But he’ll watch the others do it. Oh, and he’s totally ignoring that tickle in his chest. It’s just the damp, right?
#Is that all my long fics#I feel like it is but I’ve had a glass of wine so I can’t be sure#Whatevs feel free to vibe with them#I’m getting ready for bed lol#My baby loftwing is on my shoulder and is very fluffy and soft ❤️#ok I’m gonna shut up now lol
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bro is there anything more disappointing than going to your favorite restaurant to have your favorite dish they serve and it’s bad i’m pouting in the backseat like
#even the wine sucked#i’ve never had a bad meal at this restaurant but the pasta had like no sauce OR flavor#so naturally i brought leftovers home lmao
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!!ART DUMP!!
so I’m making an animation meme
and I need a bunch of still frames of my original character in several different outfits
so here you go: his name is Selwyn, he’s twenty-one, and he has femboy tendencies
#original character#original art#selwyn delmont#Personally I like the bear and demon looks best#The long coat look is actually a redraw of his very first design#The dress with the wine glass was my go-to when I had to draw him somewhere fancy#And the cropped jacket was his second major outfit before I redesigned him completely#All the other looks were just drawn for the meme#I’ve had him for so many years he spawned in my head when I was 13 I love him sm#art#my art#my artwork#spicy art
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I love borderline so much like it's such a creative concept and you're doing such an amazing job!!! I want to ask, I hope this isnt rude, and if so you can ignore this, but are you planning on adding any superbat to it? I was thinking that through the bond it's absolutely possible for the kids to find out if B is dating clark, or if he has feelings for him maybe even if nothing has happened between them? I'd love to read your thoughts about, even if it wont be included in the fic... like how would you approach that?
Thank you so much!!! Everyone is being so kind, the comments are really about to make me cry 😭
The way I’ve felt instinctively about adding superbat to this fic (because as y’all know, I love superbat but I also write Bruce & Clark platonically with equal vigor) is that it would have to be a sort of unrequited, unmentioned thing between them if it did happen.
I think where this fic could shine for them is in illuminating how deeply Bruce cares for Clark and trusts him as a sort-of equal.
The batkids will definitely call him out on those feelings eventually, but anything he’s had established with Clark (platonic or not) would likely be minimal before this fic takes place.
#sorry anon I’ve had three glasses of wine#I’m about to go clubbing#answering this in Uber so it’s probably unhinged#asks#anon#I think there’s room for a Bruce/Clark mind meld fic someday tho 👀#bruce wayne#batman#dc#myfic#theresurrectionist#batfamily#clark kent#superbat#superman#borderline
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JUST SOBBED FOR AN HOUR WHILE WATCHING THE YOUNG SHELDON FINALE
#i say embarrassing shit on my blog like 10 times a day but this might be my most embarrassing post#i’ve been watching the big bang theory since i was a kid bc it’s my mom’s favorite show#and i’ve recently moved in with my parents. just in time for the young sheldon finale#so i watched it with my mom#and i also had a couple glasses of wine before watching it#honestly? it was disappointing. but it still made me cry
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I’m so proud of everything I’m making for this AU. Hours of work going into it. Can’t wait to share it with all of you.
Again first official part is Saturday!
@marauders-brain-rot and I have been binge watching Ghost Whisperer while I’ve been working on stuff and I highly recommend watching the show if you’ve never seen it. Jennifer Love Hewitt. An icon. Very emotional tho so fair warning. 🖤🫡
Also been drinking so… But my content quality is still good!
Okay bye!
#I’ve had so much wine tonight#my 1.5 lt bottle is GONE#the fact that I managed to make both of these things while drinking is amazing#marauders#dead gay wizards#dead wizards from the 70s#socmed au
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Congrats on the upcoming anniversary!!! I kept meaning to ask but how is the new living space working out? So extremely happy things seem to be on the up and up for you lately! Hope the vibes are most excellent and sending you more just for good measure - SMA
thank you!!! ngl living w my girlfriend is millions of times better than i ever could have imagined, every day is like waking up on a holiday bc it’s so exciting to be with her All The Time and coming home from work to her is like slipping into the comfiest chair or a hot water bottle-warmed bed in the winter it is just so so so so good. several times a week i have this internal (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) feeling that is basically just my brain spinning the thought [I LOVE OUR LIFE TOGETHER!!!!!!] in 3d words at the speed of light
#sorry to be DISGUSTING about it but i am constantly shocked at how good it is lol#we just play video games and binge watch bad tv shows and make every food i can think of and drink wine and hot chocolate#its so good. so good#also i applied for my dream job this week and it may take well over a month to hear bacj#but omg can u keep me in your thoughts it would be so incredible#ANYWAY i’ve had a wee deoch i’m rambling#i hope you’re very well and the good weather of spring is treating u real nicely#how are u keeping!!#anonymous#answered#sma
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Out of everything in My School President, “if this world is cruel to our son, we should be his peace of mind when he comes home” makes me cry every time
#my school president#my school president the series#I was hoping he’d say something like that#it’s so simple but so perfect#it’s what I wish so many parents would try to understand#I’m almost done with my rewatch and I just got to that part again#I’ve also had a bit of wine tonight so that may be a factor
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haven’t had such a nice day in so long
#visited my childhood friend of 20 years in the city she had moved to#she picked me up from the train#then treated me to a delicious lunch and cake#we watched the start of the new gntm season#then she made my nails and omg I’m in LOVE#I’ve never seen her be this focused on something before agdhgj she did such a good job#we also had wine while doing that and listened to fun music#after we went to a cute immersive light show exhibition thingy#and then she borrowed me some of her clothes bc she had convinced me to go out#and my god was she cute and supportive and sweet about it#and I really really needed all that#she’s that friend that always gets hit on when we’re out if you remember That story of me being miserable#WELL the queue in front of the club was too damn long so we just went home again so that was great for me ahdjgj#all in all such a lovely day I adore her lots she made me feel so loved today
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Thinking about all the times I danced with Andrew to that dance instructor/dancer’s instagram live classes during lockdown. His recommendation was everything.
#andrew scott#i can’t remember if that was before or after my downstairs neighbor died#in the middle of Covid when the us was the epicenter and nyc was the epicenter my zip code was the highest death/hospital in all of Brooklyn#and so as far as I could tell even with those odds my neighbor had a heart attack#they took him away in what was kinda like a van because they couldn’t spare ambulances#wow this got dark. I’ve had a little wine and a little weed so there’s that I can blame#Oh! my original point was I was either free to jump aroumd or maybe I contributed to his death#I don’t know
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Sorry I couldn’t stop thinking of the geology while I watched the show. It’s just that it was a really interesting opportunity to consider stable isotope analysis in glacial cores. Do you still think I’m hot?
#or however the meme goes#but in case you were wondering yes this is about the terror. all of the ice really makes you think.#naturally makes you think about the delta oxygen 18 ratios and how old the ice blocks are and the environmental implications#I’ve perhaps had a bit too much wine. anyways James Fitzjames is so beautiful also#but also the shaleeeeeeee#as somebody who loves google earth king William island is FASCINATING#the geology is complicated and divided in an interesting way#the Canadian Shield is so cool
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