#I’m super excited to see where it goes!!!! my dads been trying to get me to read LotR stuff for ages

[bitter-goodbyes]

Oh yeah btw I finished Wuthering Heights yesterday!!!! I started The Hobbit earlier today!!!!

[auras-moonstone]

hi! i love the way you write and was hoping if you had time for this rec :) ethan x reader

it's inspired by 'the summer i turned pretty'

y/n is the bailey's childhood friend, she was very close to ethan and quinn growing up, but when she comes back to newyork, richie is suddenly very interested in her and the shitty brother that he is, he know that ethan had a thing for her.

"You think she's pretty?" richie asked ethan one day.

"Yeah, and you do too," ethan replied already annoyed, trying to brush it off.

"I hadn't noticed, really," richie said, smirking.

"Come on, man. I've noticed you noticing"

richie is the it-boy of the town, always gets what he wants, cocky and arrogant. y/n was the only thing ethan had for himself only.

sorry if its long 😭😭 its mostly angsty id say, y/n is surprised someone like richie likes her but her heart has always been yearning for ethan whom she thinks will never see her that way.

childhood best friends to lovers is one of my favorite tropes so i really had a lot of fun writing this! hope you like it💓🫶🏻

you’re my best friend — ethan landry

word count: 2,465

pairing: ethan landry x fem!reader

summary: when y/n goes back to new york city she finds out two things—she’s still crushing on ethan and richie took an interest in her.

WHEN Y/N AND HIS FAMILY HAD TO LEAVE NEW YORK FOR LONDON, THE BAILEY’S WERE LEFT HEARTBROKEN, ESPECIALLY QUINN AND ETHAN. Both of their families had been close since forever, so Quinn, Ethan, Y/N and Richie grew up together and the first three developed a really close friendship.

Y/N’s dad got a promotion, so they had to move to England, where Y/N finished high school and started college. Now, though, her dad had been offered to go back to New York if he wanted. And because he missed the city and his friends, he said yes.

The first thing Y/N did when she found out was text her best friends—Quinn and Ethan, with whom she had kept contact with despite the distance. She was excited to see them, and wondered what she would feel when she finally saw Ethan again. She’d like to think she got over her crush, but that’s because they hadn’t seen each other in four years.

And there she was, about to find out. Y/N was standing in front of the Bailey’s house with her parents behind her. The door opened and Y/N’s chest grew tight in anticipation, and then she held a sigh of disappointment when Wayne’s face appeared.

The older man greeted her parents with enthusiasm, and when it was her time to say hello, the man opened his mouth in shock “Oh my! You’ve grown a lot! It’s nice to see you again, Y/N”

“You too, Wayne” she hugged him awkwardly. Y/N wasn’t his biggest fan, she still remember all too well the way he treated Ethan. Always comparing him to Richie, making him feel like garbage.

“Quinn and Richie are in the kitchen” he informed her. She nodded and made her way to said place.

As soon as she set foot on the big kitchen, she was attacked by a hug. “Oh my god! You’re here!” she recognized the voice of Quinn.

“I’m here! I missed you” she broke the hug to take a look at her friend’s new hairstyle “Red is definitely your color, Q. You look so good.”

“And London certainly benefited you, holy shit. You look hot. Give me a chance?” the red-head joked.

“Absolutely” she laughed, hugging her once more. “I can’t believe I’m back”

“Hi, Y/N” Richie finally managed to find his voice. He had been completely entranced by the girl. Quinn was right, she got hot. He had never noticed her, because well, he had always seen her as his sibling’s friend and because she had been 15 when she left. Now, she was 19 and super attractive.

“Oh, sorry. Hi, Richie. Nice to see you again” she gave him a little wave. Y/N wasn’t sure she liked the way Richie was shamelessly checking her out. “Where is Eth?” she tried not to sound so excited.

“Oh, he’s in his room, as always. Drowning himself in text books and having no social life whatsoever” Richie rolled his eyes in annoyance.

“He doesn’t know you’re coming today, so go surprise him” Quinn said, eyeing the way Y/N’s knuckles turned white. She had always hated when people talked badly about Ethan, and apparently, it didn’t change.

Y/N walked up the stairs, anguish filling her stomach and her heart beating so fast it made her cheeks turn red. She stood in front of the door, trying to gain the courage to knock. There was just one door separating her from Ethan, the guy who had been her first crush ever. Her best friend in the entire world.

“Come in” she heard, and almost fainted. Not because she was seconds away from seeing his face after four years, but because she noticed the change in his voice. It was deeper, raspier and… hot.

Y/N took a deep breath and opened the door. There he was, lying on his bed, headphones flattening his perfect curly hair and book open on his lap.

His round brown eyes found hers, and he jumped off the bed so fast he got dizzy. Y/N laughed and ran into his arms, that were instantly wrapped around her lower back to pull her up and against his chest. Her legs locked around his waist.

“Please tell me you’re real and I’m not making you up” Ethan said, face between her neck and shoulder blades.

“I’m real” she laughed. “And I’m back to stay. Holy shit, you got so fucking tall”

“And you have not grown and inch” he joked, letting her feet touch the ground again.

“Mean” Y/N punched his arm playfully. “Where is your Justin Bieber haircut?!”

“That was a phase I don’t want to remember” he shook his head. “What, you don’t like my curls?”

“No… I love them. You have amazing hair” Y/N complimented.

Ethan blushed, and took his time to let his eyes take in her face. Her factions were more defined, her lips were fuller, eyes a little darker but still very bright, and smile as warm as ever. She had grown a bit, but she was still short compared to him, her head barely reached his shoulders. She looked even prettier than before, and Ethan couldn’t believe he would be able to see her everyday.

The tall boy had also changed a lot, and Y/N needed to figure out how to stop looking at him before she weirded him out. His jawline was sharp as a diamond, his cheekbones more defined, and surprisingly, he had muscles. Enthralling, captivating muscles. He was pretty, adorable and hot at the same time and Y/N’s doubts faded away—her crush on him was still very much intact.

“You look stunning, Y/N/N. I missed you” he said in a low voice. They were so close, his arms still around her, and the moment felt intimate and cozy. It was at that moment Y/N realized how much she had missed her home.

“I missed you too” she smiled, happiness was radiating off her. Y/N was so happy she could cry. “Can I hug you again?”

“You don’t have to ask. You know I love your hugs, and I missed them. So, you’ll have to hug me a lot to make up for the lost time” Ethan answered, chest almost exploding for the amount of adoration he felt for her.

None of them knew for how long they stayed in each others arms, if it had been just minutes or hours, but they did know that either way, it hadn’t been enough. They could’ve stayed like that forever.

SAYING THAT Y/N CAUGHT THE ATTENTION OF EVERY BLACKMORE STUDENTS WOULD BE GOING A LITTLE TOO FAR, but she certainly had the attention of the people she had classes with. Not only because of her looks, but also because she entered in the middle of the semester, which was extremely unusual. Y/N hated the twenty pairs of eyes on her, but she was thankful she at least had Ethan by her side.

The nerdy boy felt a little uneased by the reaction Y/N caused. She had always been someone only Ethan used to notice—thought he never understood why, because she was the most amazing girl in the world—, and the thought of that changing made him panic. Because there were so many guys who were better than him, and now that she had options, Ethan knew Y/N would never choose him.

“How is your first day going?” to her surprise, Richie asked.

“Um, good?” she said, unsure. It was weird, Richie and her had never been friends. He had never cared about her well-being, what was his deal now? She didn’t know.

But Ethan did, he could see it in his brother’s eyes. Richie was interested in Y/N and it made his blood boil. He knew Ethan had feelings for her, but of course he didn’t care.

“Great. If you need anything, feel free to tell me” he said, winking at her before leaving.

“That’s the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me. Is he okay? Did he fell from the stairs and hit his head or something?” Y/N asked Ethan.

The brunet laughed “He kind of became the ‘it’ boy of college, which fed his ego and makes him brave enough to flirt with every hot girl that crosses his path. You’re his next target.”

Richie had always been popular amongst girls—he was attractive, had that attitude girls found hot, and was sometimes funny—and exactly the type who would never look at Y/N’s way, or so she thought.

She couldn’t imagine herself with him, not only because ‘it’ boys weren’t her kind of boys, but also because her heart yearned for Ethan. Even when she knew he would never look at her as more than a friend.

“Well, time to damage it boy’s ego” Y/N said.

Ethan looked at her surprised “You are not into him?”

“Ethan, what the actual fuck? No!“ she laughed in shock. Wasn’t it painfully obvious that she had a crush on him and not Richie? Guess not. Or maybe Ethan was way too oblivious.

“Okay” wasn’t she imagine it or did she actually hear relief in his voice?

ETHAN AND RICHIE SAT ON THE BEACH CHAIRS NEXT TO THEIR POOL, THEIR EYES ON THE VOLEY MATCH HAPPENING IN FRONT OF THEM. It was Quinn and Y/N vs. Tara and Mindy, and Ethan’s eyes were specifically focused on Y/N’s figure. Richie couldn’t pass the opportunity to tease him.

"You think she's pretty?" Richie asked him, sarcasm present in his voice.

"Yeah, and you do too," his brother replied, already annoyed, trying to brush it off.

"I hadn't noticed, really," Richie said, smirking. He enjoyed seeing his brother angry so much, and he knew Y/N was his weak point.

"Come on, man. I've noticed you noticing. And she did too” Ethan said, frowning.

“She does? Maybe I should ask her out, then.” Richie said, hoping this would make Ethan fume.

However, the nerdy boy gave him a smile. “Do it.” he tried to suppress a smirk at his brother’s confused reaction.

“Hey, enjoyed the game?” Y/N asked. They had been so sumerged in their conversation they hadn’t noticed the match ended.

Ethan flashed her his sweet pretty smile, which she mirrored “You’re good, Y/N/N.”

“Thanks, Eth” if her cheeks hadn’t been already red from the heat and the exercise, Ethan would’ve noticed the effect his words had on her.

“Do you want water, gorgeous?” Richie asked, with a sly grin. Ethan clenched his jaw and Y/N tried not to make a disgusted face.

“Yes, but I’ll go get it” Y/N said walking to the kitchen before Richie could beat her. Ethan followed her, feeling Richie’s eyes on the back of his head. “Does he not get the hint? I have given no signs that I like him”

“I should probably warn you, he’s going to ask you out” Ethan told her, leaning against the counter and she poured water in a glass.

“Oh god, you know what? It’s fine, I’m just going to tell him he’s not the one I’m interested in” Y/N said.

Ethan stiffened “What do you mean by that? You’re interested in someone?” his chest contracted.

Y/N then realized what she had said. “Oh… well, yeah.”

The boy nodded, trying not to show how much it hurt “Are they from London?”

Y/N shook her head “No, he is from here.” she admitted.

“Oh… you met him at college?” he asked. Why was he asking? He was a fucking masochist.

“No… but he goes to our college”

“So that means you met him before you moved to London” Ethan deduced.

Y/N nodded “Waay before I moved. I have known him my whole life” she said. He’s got to figure it out now.

“I have no fricking idea” Ethan laughed. “I don’t remember you hanging out with someone who wasn’t Quinn or me.”

“Ethan are you serious?” Y/N groaned. Guess he really was oblivious. Ethan looked at her, very lost. “I’m talking about you, you idiot. Honestly, for someone that smart you can really be dumb sometimes.”

“Me? You like me?” Ethan pointed at himself in disbelief.

“I have liked you since we were fourteen, Eth. Never stopped liking you” Y/N smiled nervously. What was going to happen next? Rejection or reciprocation?

“Are you sure?” he asked in a low tone.

Y/N let out a giggle “Yes, Ethan, pretty sure I know my emotions. Do you know yours?”

“I win” Ethan said, making her frown, not understanding what he meant. “I have liked you since we were thirteen. So I won.”

The girl rolled her eyes, smile painted on her face as she walked closer to him and hugged him. “Well, guess the loser is the one who has to ask the question” Ethan raised his eyebrows in amusement, liking were this conversation was going. “Ethan, would you like to be my boyfriend?”

“I would love to be your boyfriend, Y/N” he replied. Y/N could feel his heartbeats through his shirt as his arms were wrapped around her lower back. “Can I kiss you, girlfriend?”

“Yes, you can, boyfriend” she closed her arms around his neck and brought him down to meet her lips. Mint got mixed with cherry, and their soft lips danced with each other in one perfect and very awaited kiss.

The slow and calm kiss turned into a rougher and wilder one. His hands went under her white tank top as hers messed with his soft curls. Ethan turned them around, so that she was now pressed against the counter. But soon, he lifted her up and set her on it. She opened her legs so he could step between them and deepened the kiss.

“You’re my best friend” Y/N whispered breathlessly against his lips.

Ethan smiled “You’re my best friend, too. I love you”

“I love you” she said back, before kissing him once again.

Quinn, Richie, Tara and Mindy entered the kitchen and stood still at the scene happening in front of them. The two teenagers were so engrossed in their lustful kiss that they didn’t notice them until Quinn yelled “Not in the counter, we use it to cook!”

“Kids nowadays have zero respect” Mindy shook her head.

“This is a family house!” Tara exclaimed. Richie just stood there completely dumbfounded, which made Ethan feel even more victorious.

“Oh, we have been waiting this for years, leave us alone” Y/N rolled her eyes, but got off the counter anyways. Ethan draped his arm around her shoulders and gave her a kiss on the cheek.

“They’re cute, you have to give them that” Tara said to Quinn.

“Are you two official?” Quinn asked, now unable to hide her smile.

“Yes” they said in unison, smiling to each other.

[dream-bee-baby]

MATCHUP EXCHANGE — HOTD & JJK

I am super excited to do this exchange thank you so much again and I can’t wait to see the results!

MISC: For HOTD, I would prefer to be matched with a male character and preferably the targaryens if that’s something you can do ofc :) and for JJK, I’m fine with anyone as long as they aren’t minors (this also goes for HOTD).

My name is Jaxrel! People mostly use “Jax” as a nickname for me which is perfectly fine! I go by many other names like Ian, Alex, Levi, etc. I go by he/him pronouns, i’m a (trans)male, and im bisexual with more of a male preference. I’m an aquarius. chaotic neutral/evil. choleric-sanguine, morally-grey. ENTP, extrovert (but also introverted as well). enneagram-4w3, and a Slyffindor. :D

PERSONALITY:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿) I'm very extroverted but I also have introvert traits as well. My personality is very unique but also a bit hard to describe. I'm very confident, straightforward and I have a sense of justice for myself (I have a urge to correct someone of faulty information), uses "big" words, good sense of humor, playful, entertaining, optimistic, mischievous, curious(l'm nosy and I love gossip/drama), I can be a rule breaker(sometimes don't mean to). l'm extremely independent, when comfortable I talk about a lot of stuff for hours, loud talker (I can also be really quiet to the point where no one around me can hear), emotions come off as sarcastic or silly due to autism). I’m also pretty monotone/nonchalant and blunt(unintentionally). As for my sense of humor I can be sometimes crude. l'm a very chill and intelligent person but some people would say I have some "repressed anger issues, get a reallyyy overractive Brain, tend to get deep and philosophical when I'm left on my own for to long, I can be verbally aggressive when prevoked. Usually when I meet people I come off as awkward and shy and sometimes even distant and cold but l'lI get comfortable with them soon enough. Usually at first I can come off as cold and calculative in demeanor but it can get mixed up for me being arrogant or detached from people around me. l'm always there for someone no matter what. I'm the dad friend. When I go out I always bring water bottles, first aid kit, chapsticks (pretty much anything you can think of). I have a lot of social awareness but i often intentionally act in a rash and unapologetic way because personally i do not care at all for social norms or rules. As l'm the dad friend (also the therapist friend too) l've been told give a lot of good advice and im also a very good listener too. I tend to take risks for my curiosity or if it’s for something I really have to know. Here’s more information about me

MISC:

(^з^)-☆ I've been diagnosed with a lot of disorders such as Autism, ADHD, Schizophrenia, BPD + etc, it's hard especially with my Autism, sadly a lot of these run in my family unfortunately and I gotten a lot of them, I'm prone to psychosis / delusions and sometimes it happens in episodes that can last for months. I also get really mad if people piss me off which goes for my repressed anger issues. I love texting with kaomojis and silly little emoticon thingies :D. I’ve been compared to Victor Nikiforov a lot because of how cheerful can be and from what I know I don't seem to understand -or even care about-conventional social norms. I also have that rock star charm. And as an extra I can always dazzle woman and men alike without a single glance). Clumsy (accidentally + sometimes purposely). Misuses slangs or common phases. Im able to pick up new skills relativity easy. I can sometimes point out the most oblivious things and sometimes miss so many details. Prone to be a bit directionless in life and prone to bad luck but try to find humor in most situations. I approach life to live a life of varied experiences, not take life too seriously, to not dwell on the past. I’m comfortable with confrontation and I don’t shy away from conflict (I often meet heated conflict with a snarky/condescending smile, a bit combative with authority and those who irritate me) but is generally easygoing, even-tempered, logical, intelligent (as I said previously…), not sentimental, does not hold onto regrets, good at self-reflection, generally does things out of self-interest but willingly helps others out occasionally. Affectionate with loved ones, very teasing(only if I know that they don’t mind), I wanna be a youtuber / twitch streamer who games a lot and reacts to vocaloid songs, true crime, etc… My lucky colors are all shades of yellow, gold and green. My lucky gems are moonstone, cats-eye, peral and any kind of white stone, my lucky bontanicals are elder, blackberrys, hops, juniper, linseed, grapes and all types of fruit juices.

KINS:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿) hiyori tomoe (enstars), yoosung kim (mystic messenger), jumin han (mystic messenger), hanako (tbhk), felix kranken (twf), albedo (genshin impact), shoya ishida (a silent voice), tom (eddsworld). eridan (homestuck), karkat (homestuck), shu itsuki (enstars), miyamura izumi (horimiya), michael afton (FNAF), william afton (FNAF), lolbit (FNAF), mangle (FNAF), natsume sakasaki (enstars), sora harukawa (enstars), urumi akamaki (alice in borderland), V (mystic messenger), hagumi kitazawa (bandori), argenti (honaki star rail), matsubara kanon (bandori), shinji ikari (neon genesis evangelion), kanade uryuu (platinum end), minami kotobuki (oshi no ko), lain iwakura (serial experiments lain), hajime hinata (danganronpa), k-angel (needy streamer overdose) and more.

KINS I RELATE TO THE MOST:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿) Victor Nikiforov (Yuri On Ice), Tei (Nameless), Cutthroat (Akudama Drive, Except the Bloodlust cutthroat has.), Gu Won (King The Land), Ranpo Edogawa (Bungo Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungo Stray Dogs), Space Ishtar (Fate), Okita Souji (Fate), Langa Hasegawa (Sk8 The Infinity), Sherlock Holmes (TGAA), Suguru Niragi (Alice In Borderland), Mira Kano (Alice In Borderland), Aguni (Alice In Borderland), Shuntaro Chishiya (Alice In Borderland), Takeru Danma (Alice In Borderland), Zack (Final Fantasy 7), William James Moriarty (Moriarty The Patriot), Vash The Stampede (Trigun), Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist), Otonashi Yuzuru (Angel Beats), Karma Akabane (Assassination Classroom), Mafuyu Asahina (Project Sekai: Colorful Stage), Vanitas (Study Case of Vanitas), Zoe Hange (AOT), Shinoa Hiragi (Seraph of The End) + more

HOBBIES:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿) gaming, anthropology pathology, theology, zoology, music, dancing, filmmaking, art (drawing, painting, pottery, digital art, etc), learning different instruments/languages, cosplaying, skateboarding, tabletop RPG's, taking pictures of things that I think are pretty, collecting figurines/stuffed animals and puppetry, science/history, soccer(football)/volleyball/ basketball, skating and swimming, cooking/baking, art is definitely my main hobby I dedicate a lot of time to it, I can play 5 instruments which is the piano, cello, koto and bass/electric guitar, I know 6 languages and I'm learning more right now (which are hindi, german, thai, portuguese, cantonese and chinese if your interested).

HOBBIES MISC:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿) I love gaming a lot and I play a lot of survival horror games, role-playing games, visual novels, etc, spent a lot of my money on games for my nintendo, Ps5 and computer. I play too much on roblox and basically during my freetime when I'm not studying other things I like/OR for school I'm usually in my gaming seat playing away and eating junk food. The games I really enjoy playing is roblox, class of 09, needy streamer overdose, honaki impact 3rd, omori, any rhythm games, any horror games and etc… I also like writing and reading a lot, including with a studying new things with history, languages, etc. I love taking naps too and I also enjoy watching youtube (my favorite youtubers are flamingo, berleezy, kub scoutz, markiplier, benoftheweek, funkyfrogbait, etc). This also includes with me liking to watch movies as well, same goes for tv shows, animes, asian dramas, etc.. (I also tend to rewatch a lot but not too much; like watching the harry potter movies, any of the marvel movies, horror movies, etc). I've been told I'm a very good dancer! I do belly dancing and I also do hiphop dancing as well. I've been in a lot of sports for years now since I was little (thank you to my mother for forcing me :,D) and now I'm in so many! and l've won a lot of rewards and I've been to a couple championships all because of me.

LIKES:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿)Chocolate, Strawberries, Pizza, Iced Coffee and Boba Tea, Anime/ Manga, Music, Food, Winning in arguments online or irl, Reading, Cats, Sharks, Animals in general, Cold/or Rainy Weather, Shopping, Action or Romance movies, Kdrama(pretty much any asian dramas), Skincare + GWRM routines (I ENJOY doing those things, they make me feel so awake), Spicy & Sweet Food, Wax Candy, Chinese Takeout, Chicken(any kind of meat), Ramen.

MUSIC:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿) I LOVE music a lot. I'm a k/jpop stan, I listen to metal/rock a lot, I listen to vkei and vocaloid a lot too, this is also another genre I enjoy listening to but idk what to call it but it's similar to 6arelyhuman, Odetari, Kets4eki, etc (I make similar music to them and I’m a small vocaloid producer), I also listen to a lot of indie pop, rap music and scene music. I've been a really big lemon demon fan and I really like listening to any sad music too.

LOVE LANGUAGES:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿)Gift-Giving, Physical Touch, Quality time. You wouldn’t know how much I enjoy it when someone gifts me something I love/like a LOT, for example like getting me cherry pepsis, energy, arizona tea, etc and anything food/drink related or even giving me plushies, chocolate strawberries or even a sanrio plushie bouquet I’ll be over the moon and it makes me feel like I’m loved. I’m pretty clingy when I’m not doing anything ngl, I love physical touch as much as I love receiving gifts, I love hugging my beloveds close to me and lay my head on their shoulder, I’ll also listen to my partner and everything! They’ll get whatever they want from me since I would throw my money to get them what they want and I’ll just be there for them. I love going out whenever I can, I love aquariums a lot and o would love to have those kind of dates, I enjoy shopping too, like for clothes, merch, books, etc, I’ll probably spend my entire life’s savings on those things.

APPEARANCE:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿) l'm pretty tall l'm 5'9 right now and l'm on the very skinny side / very slender. I'm half Polish and half West Asian (Iraqi). People usually get confused and a lot I get questions if I'm from Hawaii, Brazil or Mexico (even though I’m not from either of those country’s I’m happy that people think that), I have dyed black hair. My hair is pretty short (but a little long only going down my neck a few inches) but I get a lot of compliments for it. When I get out of bed from sleeping my hair is always looking like a mess (psst I also have bangs too. Ive been told I look both masculine and feminine). I’ve also been told that I look a lot like those hot webtoon characters. I have piercings (one in (?) my nose, two on the bottom of my lips, and a couple more on both of my ears). I want a tattoo so bad, If I ever get one it would be on the side of my belly and it would be a spider tattoo. I have a dimple on my chin and I have hazel almond eyes.

AESTHETIC/CLOTHING STYLE:

Ok so this is definitely what makes me unique to people other than my personality, my fashion extends to gyaruo (hime gal, himekaji, agejo, rokku, manba, banba, kogal, tsuyome, and kigurumi), goth (trad goth, romantic goth, mall goth, cyber goth, and victorian goth), scenemo/emo (ofc), & Y2K, shoujo, jirai kei, vkei, ouji and lolita, suits (+ MORE). I only wear all these outfits in a more masculine way on so many days, but I sometimes wear some feminine as well (usually going for gyaru, scenemo, lolita, jiari kei, etc, especially hime gyaru omfg). I usually wear these fashion outfits whenever I’m in school, when i'm out somewhere, during my job, or just to look cool. Whenever I'm not in my crazy outfits I'm usually dressed in my "IDGAF" outfits by that I mean are like pj pants and a black shirt, usually I look like I'm alternative whenever I'm not dressed, I wear a lot of jeans, sweatshirts, etc.

HOTD INFO:

Σ੧(❛□❛✿) I’m definitely from a royal family (I think House Martell would be perfect for me). I would also come from a different house (this is a made-up house but I feel like it would be perfect to add in here) and that other house is also very powerful as much as the other royal houses, it’s located in a very dark/gloomy place and it’s away from the villages and it’s castle is more gothic looking and large, with this I would be from two different royal houses. Even though I wouldn’t have so much Targaryen blood in me I was able to claim one of the most powerful dragons known. I would be a really good political person and can possibly win for either side or somehow keep peace with them while they’ll get whatever they want, it would be simple for me. I would totally wear a lot of ouji / vkei in this universe as well, I’d be called a dark prince due to how much gothic-looking clothes I would wear for sure, but I would also have the cutest wardrobe ever too, since I wear a lot of pink as well I would have the best dresses too, just I wouldn’t wear them so often. I also think that I would be king material as well… honestly I would make a really good king if I think about it. Though, in this universe I think I would be more manipulative and cruel (but at the bare minimum + it’s only towards naïve strangers). I’d definitely be many things while being royal (historian, philosopher, poet, writer, counsellor AND adviser).

Thank you so much again! I cant wait :)

House of the Dragon:

I ship you with Aemon Targaryen! I wasn't even done reading your info before I paired you two together. I think Aemond is the perfect balance of dangerous and stable for you

Aemond would definitely wait awhile before introducing you to Vhagar, but the two of you would get along well. She's a war dragon and incredibly ancient, so ultimately Vhagar is going to do what she wants. She also sees these traits in you, she would trust you to respect her and her wisdom. You and Aemond would ride around whenever you were both available. Maybe even setting some things on fire for funsies

You help bring Aemond out of his shell, encourage him to live a little. Since he's hesitant to show vulnerability around his family, especially his brother, the two of you alone is when he really shines. Spending time trading knowledge and books in the library, he would love to see you out in the gardens painting. You would even be able to capture Vhagar's beauty and you two would bond one on one

I think Aemond would love to learn some of the languages you know as well. Obviously he speaks both english and high valyrian, you wouldn't even have to ask. He'd just start speaking to you in another language just to make sure you feel seen. He'd also totally make sure you had all the instruments you could ever want in the house. If anyone was ever caught complaining about the noise, he'd instantly hurt them

When Aemond cares and is dedicated about something, he has the patience despite feeling confused. I think sometimes you would baffle him, both with your contrasting personality traits and with your mental health struggles (obviously this isn't exactly things they would regard back then). But I think Aemond would really be willing to support you the best he can. If you ever suffered a long episode he would make sure important things were around you (food, water, comfort items, etc). I think he would remain quiet, not knowing what to say, but he'd never leave your side. He'd read to you and tell you all about his family drama

I don't think Aemond is one for heavily fancy things, but he'd get you anything you wanted. It would perhaps find it strange you like children's toys (that's how he would regard plushies and such), and he wouldn't want them on the bed but he'd make sure you were stacked. Commissioning people to create plushies or toys of Vhagar, your personal dragon, etc. He'd encourage you to express yourself however you want, if his family had a problem with it they'd have to take it up with his dragon

He isn't good with words but he still makes things incredibly intimate. Lighting candles/incense of your favorite scents, visiting your home as often as you'd like, lightly playing with your hair or caressing the skin his hand was on/around. He would feel respected and comforted by you. Being both gentle and caring but honest with him. You'd be partners in crime, balancing both cruelty and deciding it's not worth your energy. The two of you are always learning how to better understand, read, and support each other. Creating an eternally engaging and loving relationship

Jujustu Kaisen:

I ship you with Takuma Ino! He's not super popular, but I had a good feeling about the two of you together

Ino carries immense respect for those more experienced around him, as seen with Nanami. He did not want to advance to level 1 without Nanami's approval. He's very upbeat, dedicated, and loving.

Depending on who he is around, Ino has the complexity to be more fun and youthful or be more quiet and responsible. I think this is also a good match for you. Ino is able to make things very fun and loving, even in serious situations. I think (and I could be wrong) it would help you feel grounded. Having someone who is both caring but casual can help things feel more calming

I think the only potential conflict is he's very ethical, he thinks things should be done the best way possible. But unfortunately, not everything can be done without bloodshed. You would definitely tell him the upfront truth of what needs to be done, which also helps him remain safe. He finds a way to keep innocent people safe, but you can do the more dirty work to make sure that the threat is properly exterminated and his life isn't in any additional danger

He strikes me as someone with many hobbies, perhaps he jumps from project to project. The two of you would definitely bond over your unique and many interests. Ino would have lots of different training equipment scattered around with your instruments, maybe even timing his breathing or movements to the pace of your playing

Ino struggles with some self confidence and I think you're perfect for him in that sense. You're sure of yourself, your taste, and how much you care for him. It would help him gain confidence in himself and avoid insecurity in your relationship. He loves to see your different styles, although he is very simple and minimalist he loves seeing you happy and confident

He'd help you dye your hair, maybe help do diy piercings or pay for your new ones. He'd help clean up and care for you if you were ever struggling. I don't think he experiments with his own fashion, but I think he'd be willing to do some subtle matching emo looks as he wears all black. I think you two are very sunshine and moon pairing. He'd love kissing your chin dimple and would make you breakfast. He'd buy a fancy coffee machine and get all the flavor syrups you'd ever want. He'd make you drinks whenever you wanted, in the mornings while he brewed your coffee he'd move your bangs and hair back into place after it got messed up while sleeping

[butcherlarry]

Exercise Fic Recs 18

I am honestly surprised how much I have been reading.  Holy Moly.  

look how sweet life has become by susiecarter  (Superbat, WIP (but will probably be finished tonight).  A six plus one fic for Clark Kent week.  Slice of life and very sweet 💗)

The Power of Family and This Stalker I Found by JackHawksmoor  (Batfam, WIP.  An AU were Bruce found Jason after he was resurrected, and Tim joins the family.  Also, Tim knows about them being vigilantes, but the fam doesn’t know that he knows, so shenanigans ensue.) 

Everything Will Be Just Fine by lonelynpc  (Batfam, WIP.  More goth dad Battinson)

always an angel never a god by Arwriter  (Batfam, complete.  Trigger warning for suicide attempt.  Jason gets hurt, and Bruce talks to him about his concerns.  Much hurt/comfort ensue.)

Unbelievable by BoredomBeckons  (Superbat?  Kinda?  They are at least good friends :)  Complete.  Bruce’s persona is a bit too good.  Clark thinks Batman is joking when he tells him his secret identity.  Shenanigans ensue.)

WE’LL SWIM WITH THE CURRENT. by orpheusaki  (Batfam, complete.  Mermaid AU.  Bruce carries baby mermaid Jason.  It’s super adorable.)

Giant of the Waves by supermanstoddlerleash  (Superbat, complete.  Mermaid AU.  Bruce goes to visit his boyfriend, who happens to be a giant fuck off mermaid shark 💖)

Action and Re-Action by Mithen  (Superbat, Complete.  A retelling of Bruce meeting Clark.)

Dynasty of frauds by msOdds  (Superbat, WIP.  Omegaverse Injustice AU.  Palace drama!!!!  In Kandor!!!!)

the color violet by TheResurrectionist  (Batfam, complete.  Slice of life.  From the point of view of a EMT.  Newly warded (is that a word?  it is now) Dick gets hurt, and New Dad Bruce deals with it.)

I was in a candy mood, so I got the snickers latte with my croissant.

There is a pond next to were I work, and it is common for us employees to take a walk around it during lunch.  I always see so many cool birds, and I’ve been itching to bring my nice camera there to get some good pictures.  The only time I’ve willingly come to work on the weekend, and it’s for some birds, lol.

I FINALLY GOT A GOOD PICTURE OF A BLUE HERON!!!

Also look at this little guy!  A robin!  And he caught himself some breakfast!!

The whole geese family!!

BABIES

MORE BABIES

I’VE BEEN DETECTED

Grackle!

Green Heron!  I’ve only ever seen the big blue guy, so it was excited to see this little green guy!

I was so excited when I got this picture, because I only see them when they’re flying!  It’s a barn swallow!  For a while, I couldn’t figure out what kind of swallow where flying around the ponds.  I thought they were probably barn swallows because of the red bellies and necks, so I’m super happy I got this picture to confirm my suspicions! 

I also saw some new birds at the arboretum, along with the usual suspects :)

A male and female wood duck:

I had no idea what this guy was until I got home to examine the pictures, but it’s a yellow-billed cuckoo!

A red-bellied woodpecker:

I crossed paths with another birder when I was walking, and he let me know that there was an owl in the area I was coming up to!  I was so happy I was able to spot him.  A barred owl:

I have been trying to get a picture of this little guy for a while.  An Acadian flycatcher:

PHOTOGRAPHER SPOTTED.  AGAIN.

Tree swallow!

a cute little white-breasted nuthatch!

A BEEEEEEEE:

I just really like this view:

Pretty flowers!

Lily pads!

More flowers!

I also have tomorrow off because of the holidays, so don’t be surprised if you see another post from me with more birds!

[sammythedominant]

Run For His Life | Sam, Owen

Characters: Sam and Owen, with a guest spot from Mary Evans.

Summary: Sam goes for a run that changes his life.

Warnings: Violence, homophobia, high stakes drama.

Sam smiled happily as he kissed Owen and Violet goodbye. He liked to get a run in around Main Street before he went up to the penthouse suite for the night, and more often than not, that meant his subs got to see him sweaty and panting, which neither of them had ever complained about.

The manager on shift shot him a thumbs-up from across the foyer, and Sam waved over at her. The small team he’d gotten together to run things while he was off-shift had proven themselves really capable, and Sam was grateful for them.

Sam put his AirPods in, hit shuffle on his Sam Goes Running mix, and set out on a jog as soon as he left The Evans House. He started on the route he usually ran on, up Main Street, and into the park. He stifled the slight frustration as his music cut out as a phone call rang in his ears. Sam pulled out his phone, saw his mother’s contact image staring back at him, and slowed down as he answered the call. 

“Hey, mom,” he said, barely out of breath yet.

”Hi, sweetheart. I didn’t interrupt anything, did I? I was just calling to see if Owen and Violet got my care package,” Mary’s voice rang in his ears.

He resisted the urge to roll his eyes. His mom’s calls had doubled, if not tripled, in frequency ever since Stacey had arrived. Sometimes he wondered if he was getting the calls because he was the oldest Dom in the family in Lima, but he knew if he mentioned that, Mary would be hurt, and Dallas would probably be annoyed when she made a point to start calling him with her check-ins instead. “Just going for a run, mom. I think Owen mentioned a package, I’m going to open it when I get home,” he reassured her, and gave her time to try to make her segue to Stacey feel natural.

”That’s nice, dear. And how’s everyone? How’s Sawyer, and Dallas?”

”Stacey’s fine, mom.”

”Now, I didn’t say her name, did I? You told me yesterday she’s fine.”

Sam stifled a smile instinctively, even though they weren’t on a video call. “You’re right, I did. Sawyer and Dallas are doing great, Sawyer’s learning a lot. You know what he’s like, super clever,” he smiled.

”That’s wonderful, I know your dad’s going to be over the moon about a third Dom in the family.”

”Tell Stevie to put the PlayStation controller down and get out here, we might have a fourth,” Sam said, only partially teasing.

”Now, don’t be mean to your little brother, Sam. He’ll enroll somewhere when he feels he’s ready.”

Sam really did roll his eyes that time. “Yes, Mom. Listen, I’ve got to go. I promised Owen and Violet I wouldn’t be long, and I want to check in with the night staff before I call it a night,” he explained.

”Such a busy, important man,” Mary said, only partially teasing. “Goodnight, sweetheart.”

”Goodnight, mom. Say goodnight to—“

A baseball bat ended the call, as it hit the phone while connecting with Sam’s head. Sam was on the floor immediately, and before he knew what was happening, he was surrounded. Blood was seeping from where he’d been hit, partially obscuring his vision. 

“It’s that Evans fag, the hotel guy.”

Kick to the stomach.

Baseball bat to the chest.

Kick. Kick. Kick.

“So he’s got some money then.”

Sam’s pained groans increased as he was turned over and anonymous hands rummaged through his pockets for his wallet. 

His groans stopped when one last kick brought darkness with it. 

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Owen was in the primary bathroom that he shared with Sam and Violet, getting things ready for Sam when he returned from his run. After a month of being locked up and denied orgasms, their evenings were exciting, to say the least. Sam had made good on his word to make a month without orgasms worth both Owen and Violet’s while into July, and that meant multiple rounds until all three of them were too exhausted to do anything but pass out in each other’s arms. Owen had the idea to start things off with a luxurious bubble bath in their jacuzzi; which was big enough for about 6 people, comfortably (and it had had even more than that in it before). Humming as he went about preparing things; he filled the tub with rose-scented bubbles fluttering pink petals on top and around the perimeter of the tub, accentuating his talents for setting a scene.

He was almost done when his phone rang. Wiping off his hands on a towel, he picked it up at once when he noticed his mother-in-law’s photo lighting up on the screen. “Hi, Mary!” He greeted her cheerfully - having long since learned his lesson not to call her Mrs. Evans now that he’d been a part of the family for three-plus years.

“Hi, Owen, sweetie. Listen, I was just talking to Sam while he was out running and the line broke out unexpectedly. I tried to call back a few times and he didn’t pick up… Normally I wouldn’t fuss, but it was late, so I just wanted to make sure he’d gotten home okay.”

Owen’s smile faltered for a moment, a weird pit in his stomach bubbling up. Shaking his head, he tried to regain his composure; the House was massive, after all. If Sam was back, he might not have come straight upstairs right away. He could have been needed on his way in.

“I haven’t seen him yet…but you know, people always need him. I bet he just got called to an issue or something when he walked through the lobby. I’ll run down and check with the receptionist to make sure they’ve seen him….and don’t worry, I’ll call you once I find him.” Owen assured her, already making his way from the master suite to the private elevator that took him down to the ground floor.

“Alright, sweetheart. Thank you. I’ll stay up until I hear from you.”

“Okay, I’ll call you in a few, Mary. Bye!”

He hung up just as the elevator let out into the lobby. He rushed to the front desk.

“Hi, Felicity - have you seen Sam? He left for a run about forty minutes ago, give or take. I just wanna make sure he got back okay, ‘cause I haven’t heard from him…”

Felicity - a sweet, doe-eyed brunette slave worried her lips and shook her head. “No, Mr. Owen. I haven’t seen him come back… Do you want me to check with the other two entrances? Maybe he came around the back.”

The pit in Owen’s stomach deepened, but he nodded, keeping his composure. “Yeah. Do that, please? I’m gonna run out and see if I can find him - but if you reach him first, call me, alright?”

She nodded and started to call over to the other entrance as Owen ran out onto Main Street; taking the route he knew Sam preferred.

Minutes crawled by, and it wasn’t for several blocks until he finally saw something. Something that made him instantly nauseous. Blonde hair - and the shape of a body, dressed in shorts and a Captain America tank top that he knew all too well. “No….No, no, no, no…” Owen let out, sprinting now, stopping only when he reached Sam; sprawled out on the sidewalk, his pockets turned inside out, his phone abandoned and shattered, a small pool of blood surrounding the back of his head “Oh my God, S-Sir…Sam, Sam!” Owen started screaming, tears already welling up and pouring down his flushed cheeks. He reached for Sam’s arm, feeling his wrist for a pulse - at least, that’s how he’d seen it done on T.V. - but the truth was that he had no idea what he was doing. With his other hand, he hit the emergency button on his phone, instantly dialing 911. He put it on speaker and tossed it into the grass.

“911, what’s your emergency?” The operator said at once.

“It’s my Dominant…he’s…he’s hurt. I..I don’t know what happened, it looks like someone beat him up…m-mugged him, or something. He’s unconscious, and there’s blood a-around his head.” Owen choked out, moving so that he could cradle Sam’s head in his lap as tears streamed freely. “I…I think he’s breathing, but I don’t know how to c-check for a pulse… I…” he gulped, reaching under Sam’s tank-top, to press his hand to his heart. “No…No, he’s alive but unconscious, just please, please get an ambulance here, now!”

“I need you to stay calm for me, okay? Keep his head still while I dial in your coordinates and get an emergency unit out to you.”

“Okay…okay…still…g-got it.” Owen sniffed, holding Sam’s hand tightly, his breath coming in shakily as he felt hot, wet blood soaking his palm. Part of him was ready to slip into a panic attack, but the more rational part knew that he had to stay present to keep Sam alive while they waited. “Stay with me, Sam….Stay…stay with me, please…I need you. I need you more than I need air, you have no idea, just…please…please, don’t leave me alone.” Owen sobbed harder, reaching up to thumb at his Dominant’s bottom lip.

Minutes ticked by at an excruciating pace - during which the operator instructed Owen to use whatever he could to help slow the bleeding. Owen took his shirt off at once, balled it up, and applied pressure to the wound on the side of Sam’s head, feeling it dampen alarmingly fast with blood. “Please…please, we need help NOW.” Owen cried, hysterical at this point - and then, thankfully, the sound of sirens careening down Main Street broke through the night and Owen exhaled shakily.

Once they pulled up, Owen was instructed to get out of the way - which he allowed only as long as it took them to get Sam onto a stretcher; at which point he took Sam’s hand. When questioned about his relationship, Owen growled. “I’m his submissive!” He said, stomping his feet and pointing to the collar around his neck. “I’m his, and he’s mine and I’m riding to the hospital with him, Sir.” The paramedic asked no more questions and helped Owen into the back of the ambulance after Sam was loaded up.

They sped off to the hospital, Owen holding Sam’s hand, whispering that he loved him all the way there.

[lightdragon789]

Other inserts backstory/facts Pt 3

Avery Raynor

This is a bit late, but work got me tired as of late. Plus with the news of the next gator boys, I’m super hyped! I need to put my excitement somewhere! So, let’s talk about my thief’s accomplice Avery (aka Ari!)

Backstory:

Avery grew up in a big family, with them being the first born with four younger siblings. Their father was always trying to get his kids into sports and Avery took on playing baseball. They were shown (as years went on) to be a good player and could have been on their way to a good sports career. Avery loved pushing forward and always took risks when it came to school and sports.

However, in high school some bullies pulled a prank by planting nails where the hitter slides to home base. Thinking it would just tear their clothes but something worse happened. As the nails badly hurt Avery’s right shoulder and arm. It took a while for the paramedics to arrive and Avery was taken into urgent care.

They got surgery to help with some tears that happened in their shoulder. But it made Avery feel worse and though their arm healed. Their shoulder didn’t and they couldn’t play baseball anymore because of this. It devastated Avery as they could no longer have that dream of being on a sports team. They also became fearful of any further procedures, so they stuck to medication and psychical therapy to help with their shoulder. (Which was paid for by the bullies’ family)

Due to this event, their brother (born a year after them) decided to become a doctor. As seeing his older sibling in so much pain and becoming fearful of hospitals because of it. He knew Avery trusted him and maybe one day could try the surgery again, plus he doesn’t like seeing others in pain.

Avery decided to take on a degree in science (chemistry) as it was their best subject and something easy on their body. They didn’t let this impact their desire to keep moving forward and take risks. As their saying is “I’d rather say oh well, then what if.”

Their brother was still studying for his doctorate and during this time. He did some practice tests with his family. (With their mom, dad, Avery and their sister Luci) how to stitch, apply pressure to a wound and many other things that could help save a life in a situation. Avery had some trouble at first but got the hang of it after 8 tries.

Avery got a job at ND corporation for chemical waste storage. Avery took pride in their work and was always eager to experiment. Making everyone call Avery things along the lines of “hyperactive squirrel” or having “Golden retriever energy.” Avery never really questioned the corporation as it paid well and they were helping the world.

It paid well enough for Avery to buy their own apartment, that was already furnished and buy a few things for themselves. Such as figurines, some appliances and other things. They even learned to play piano since there was one already there. Their family is super proud of Avery, even if it wasn’t the life they dreamed of. They’ve learned to accept when crappy stuff happens and keeping moving forward.

Lately though, they feel their work isn’t being appreciated by ND corp and have the dreaded feeing of being held back again.

It wasn’t until one night, where cops flooded the streets and an unexpected guest comes into Avery’s home that things might be looking up for them.

Fun facts

Avery is 24 years old, is 5’10 and goes by (They/Them) pronouns.

Best way to describe Avery is orange cat energy.

They are Omnisexual, Panromantic and Non-binary.

Avery is a flirt when they want to be (example in episode 5 where they jokingly flirted back with Lenny. At Mercury’s annoyance,) plus a bit of playful flirting with Mercury.

Avery at some points in the story wears a shoulder brace to help when it aches.

Avery’s other siblings (from oldest to youngest) are Marcus, Luci, Courtney and Ethan.

Avery always plays with their younger siblings and is like another parent to them.

Mostly to Luci and Ethan. Courtney likes to show how mature she is.

At random times of the day, they would play “The floor is Lava” and excitedly climb on anything in order to win.

Marcus is a doctor, Luci is a tour guide at a planetarium, Courtney and Ethan are in school.

Courtney wants to one day be a writer and Ethan a soccer player.

Avery has been to a gun range a few times with friends and their siblings. They weren’t the best shot but they have decent shots.

Avery is always seen smiling, no matter the situation. Calling it their own poker face. (So, if you see them frown. Run!”)

Despite their shoulder, they don’t tell anyone about his limitations. Not wanting to be seen as a liability.

They are respectful of Mercury’s decision to not form an attachment as he would disappear once everything was done and over with.

They do have a small crush as he sees Mercury as a good guy just placed in a very shitty position. He doesn’t judge him for his actions and sees him at face value.

The two do tease each other a lot with Mercury calling them a nerd (for their collection of things) and Avery calling him their clumsy thief.

Avery helps his team out as when Mercury brought up everything fishy ND was doing. Especially with the crystal, Avery questioned the company greatly and decided to get answers. Seeing it as a risk worth taking.

That’s my chaotic gremlin Avery for you guys. Hope you like them as much as I liked making them! Next time, I’ll be doing Harper from the werewolf video!

[straightfacedstrangeness]

Broly movie semi-liveblog because of reasons

I only ever watched the original Broly movie once or twice cus of the suuuper long fight scene ending (and I think it came out, or we borrowed it from Blockbuster, around the time I was losing interest in DBZ)…which is great cus watching it now after the reboot movie has me going in almost totally fresh

Krillin’s puppy song (and how he just pauses then keeps singing after the ship lands X’D so you just hear him wailing in the background during Paragus’ big speech)

Paragus: I’m starting a new planet and I want you to be king Vegeta: :/ Paragus: Uhh…there’s also this big strong bad guy and only YOU can stop him! Vegeta: :/ Trunks: Dad, don’t go with him Vegeta: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! *goes out of spite*

Vegeta gets to the planet, gets his ear talked off by Paragus, sees Paragus’ whole army, doesn’t react to anything, but takes one look at the big buff shirtless dude covered in jewelry and decides “I want to be alone with that guy for a while” (Trunks: “DAD NO” Vegeta: “DON’T KINKSHAME ME”)

Son “cat trying to convince you it didn’t just eat five minutes ago” Goku

“Golly, who could the Legendary Super Saiyan be?” *shows a whole flashback of Broly being the Legendary Super Saiyan and names the movie “Broly: The Legendary Super Saiyan”*

Still gets me that the fan-favorite His Power Is Maximum villain’s weakness is that he flips out at the sight of the guy who cried in the crib next to him when they were babies

I’d still fight Master Roshi if I could risk getting within ten feet of him but thanks man for deflating the tension every time it gets serious here. And more importantly, giving my boy Oolong an actual reason to be here (designated driver). Which kinky freak on staff came up with that sequence of the two of them in bed together though?? XD

Realizing I haven’t seen the old DBZ movies since before my dad got his giant TV, and watching this thing in HD on a huge screen with surround sound blasting the doofy 2000s grunge rock songs shoehorned into the soundtrack just feels so wrong X’D

With Paragus’ whole thing being about trapping Vegeta on this planet so a comet can smush him, how much funnier would it have been if Goku had just shown up and immediately IT’d everyone back to Earth

This version of Broly is SO annoying, OMFG. Hulked-out glowing guy cackling about how he was gonna kill a child, “What do you expect from a true freak?! Wahaha~” Like 100% one of those guys who saw The Dark Knight and went “the Joker’s so dark and edgy, I wanna be just like him” Shut up already

Actually Broly’s fixation on hurting Gohan to upset Goku plus the Trunks-Vegeta dynamic could’ve made for an interesting subplot about father-son relationships, but nope I guess. Gohan and Trunks aren’t even in the reboot movie where they really dig into Paragus’ abuse of Broly (just a brief scene of Goten and Trunks calling Bulma for two seconds to tell her plot stuff)

Piccolo dragging Vegeta to the battle by his hair

I also actually love sad scared Vegeta because it makes him so much more interesting. Goku’s an excitable child whose relationship with martial arts is basically like a good work ethic, so he hears about someone stronger than him and gets all excited cus he wants to test his strength by fighting them. Vegeta’s an arrogant jerk generally used to getting his own way, so he hears about someone stronger than him and his first instinct is to go “pff, no way,” then when it’s clear the person IS much stronger he just shuts down. Probably a remnant of being terrorized and probably physically beaten by Frieza or his minions as a kid, cus you KNOW he wasn’t gonna just start taking orders from some guy who isn’t even his king dad

The classic DBZ squeaky foot noise when Broly walks...bless

“I’m the prince of all Saiyans, even you, Broly” “Then please try your best to make me kneel before you” Get a ROOM

“Did he really think I would die just because this planet is about to explode?”

*gives you my power, but in a tsundere way*

I’d been wanting to watch the first bunch of movies for a while since they use clips from em in the Ocean dub opening, but wound up with the 2nd movie set cus I found a good deal and the Broly reboot made me curious to revisit the original…now I’m torn between going on to Return Of Cooler & Super Android 13 my dumb funny beloveds, or going back to the 1st movie set and working my way up to truly Earn them XD

[moesartblog]

Need 2 know the fedvi intricate rituals going on in your au. Sorry I'm just excited someone else's remembers fedvi in 2023

I find that fans of very niche pairings tend to persist for a long time lol

My version of it is kinda a departure from the original canon version of the characters.

Firstly I should say I changed the ages up by a couple years so vieri is like 19 and Federico is 21 during the time of that fight on the ponte veccio and they aren’t super familiar with each other beyond the rivalries between vieri and ezio. It’s only after Giovanni’s death that things start to adjust. I sorta made vieri have a big problem with making the execution so public bc it put a big target on the pazzis back and it’s the first major time vieris like “my dad fucked up what is he doing??” And that escalates from there. Vieri goes through with the orders he’s given from Borgia but he’s kinda half hearted into it and he’s starting to question the pazzis place in the templars. I want to incorporate a moment where vieri gives some information to the assassins about Templar plans in hopes of saving his family/dad. And the assassins are conflicted about it but it’s sort of a tiny olive branch unintentionally. Eventually vieri realizes his dad is gonna destroy the family so they have a fight which ends up with vieri stabbed in the abdomen pretty gravely, and him killing his dad. That’s during the same time ezio and Federico were breaking in to assassinate Francesco. Viola finds vieri slumped against a wall and tried to stop the bleeding. Vieris kinda just ready to slip away. Viola flags down fed and ezio and asks them to save her brother. Ezios like uh if he does, two birds one stone. But Federico decides to help vieri and viola and take them both back to the villa auditore.

Vieri nursed back to at least consciousness and the family’s been cycling through watching over him. Ezios the one who’s there when he wakes up and vie makes a snide remark and Ezio starts threatening him and fed has to pull him out to chastise him. At this point it’s partly they could get more info about Templar plans from him and part he promised to help the two siblings, and he can’t let ezio cause issues because of their rivalry. They’re having this fight right outside the door and vieri is listening and is like “clearly I’m not wanted here, and being among these people is going to get me into some torture situation or something” so he sneaks out (clumsily cus of his injuries) . Fed and ezio see he’s gone and ezios like “if I find him first I get to kill him” and fed is now racing against him to make sure that doesn’t happen.

He finds him just outside the city gates trying to get on a horse and he stops him. They have a little talk where fed reminds him of his condition and vie is like u should have just let me die. Fed convinces him to come back and rest.

From there on the dynamic is vieri being kinda thrust into what he perceived as dangerous waters and trying to learn to open up to people. He’s hesitant to get help from anyone no matter what. Federico is sorta the force pushing him to be more vulnerable. Fed also kinda learns to rekindle that more cheeky side through some teasing of vieri and teaching him how to be an assassin. They also talk to each other about their fathers and just how different their lives were. Vieri also starts to develop through fed a way to have healthy competition. Yknow races and sparring, etc.

That was a lot but yeah it’s still something I’m exploring in my art. I’ve drawn some of the stuff I mentioned up top lol

[the-kipsabian]

Thank you yes yes he’s so amazing genuinely he like apologized for not being able to reciprocate them at this time which gives me hope tbh 👉🏻👈🏻

Also we were both super worried the other wouldn’t wanna be friends anymore after this so something in that gives me comfort to know we were both scared of that

I guess it gives me comfort knowing we both feel so deeply about this friendship

We got to play some more WWE 2k23 last night and it was so fun as always I even managed to make it to 2:00 hehe usually he sees what time it is for him and either knows what time it is for me or asks to be sure what time it is and sends me to bed around 1:00-1:30 so it was nice having the extra time

Mild embarrassment tho… we always say love you when hanging up and last time I forgot cause of my dad being awake and well this time I said it anyways and my dad was clowning a bit but meh

Yea I think we’re both very good about boundaries I’ve made sure to tell him I want him to tell me right away if I’m ever doing too much and everything

I really do have hope of this turning into something more months or years down the line but I’m also content with it not turning into anything and just knowing I’ve made such a true and genuine friend

He’s even agreed to watch some matches with me sometime so I’m very excited we just have to try and set up a day and everything and figure out how to do it which I think he knows how I just don’t so he’ll have to guide me

confessing your feelings is always hard (been there, done that, i relate) but you dont really know the end result until you give it a go. the worst that can happen is that you lose a person, but that just means they werent that good to begin with. best case scenario you either get a significant other or a really good friend so. a gamble worth taking imo

im really glad you two are having a good time tho, thats so nice to hear. and that hes so caring and you are clearly comfortable with each other. its just the best to let things evolve naturally and see where it goes from here, be it friendship or something more. just continue to hang out together and do stuff, and see what happens

its also very cute that you say 'love you' to one another, thats adorable aaaa 💜💜

[lilicohirukoma]

vent post. underage mutuals pls dont read and interact w this, its not necessarily 18+ but yall are kids and shouldnt be concerned/bothered by my issues, I’m an adult. 

fuck my mom, she KNOWS i dont like her new ‘boyfriend’ (he wont commit to her but she keeps trying to appease to him, even after going on a whole ‘spiritual journey’ and learning she needs to stop catering to others) but she still tries to force me to get along with him. like she made by birthday a whole ‘everyone meet my bf’ party when again she knows i dont like him, she was like ‘sorry but he wanted to’ LIKE ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BITCH. i know that makes me sound entitled and i dont fucking care.

ive tried to be nice about it, like when she is gone every night to be with him i dont complain and even say its okay but she also bring him here which basically forces me to wait until the early am’s to be able to eat dinner/drink anything that isnt tap water. also i have to piss in the shower if I dont want an UTI. w force i mean i have to do this to avoid a confrontation which i am doing at all costs.

and now shes just being malicious. ive been a fan of this band she introduced me to for a year now and the lead singer has invited me (and her) to come see him live and he said he’ll meet me and talk w me, i am of course super excited about it and now she’s saying her ‘bf’ has to come too. first she asked me if I would be okay w that and I said no, I literally told her I won’t go if he goes so what does she do? FUCKING INVITES HIM ANYWAY.

im sorry what the fuck is her problem, we had such a good day today and she just has to fucking explode it, it’s like she can’t accept when things are going well.

also while i’m at it stop fucking smoking in the house bitch, ive been asthmatic SINCE BIRTH, remember? you were literally there. shes all talking about ‘oh its my process/my way to deal with stress’ and its fine if it only involves you but your behavior is affecting multiple people.

where did she get all this fucking audacity from man, like she knows i have gone full no-contact with my dad’s side of the family, what makes her think she’s immune?

[a-spell-a-rebel-yell]

February

does writing this on March 1st count as being late? well, never mind, the February recap post is here anyway! hello lads and lasses and friends all around, hoping everything is fine.

time is relative and goes by without you noticing, is it 2/12 of the year done already!? this month has been okay, not much happening, and the only highlight is the Bandung healing time!

it was just a two-days, two-nights trip, again just me and my mum (my sister insisted she didn't want to go, we suspected she wanted to see her boyfriend) accompanying my dad on yet another work trip. enormously grateful to my dad's office for providing prime hotels as a mean of getaways for us, for free hehehe. this time we got to visit Pullman Bandung Grand Central. one of my slightly not too mainstream hobby is reviewing hotel restaurants. i looove trying and tasting everything, breakfast time is my fav time while doing a staycation, i’d spent hours on the dining table just picking a lil bit of whatever’s on the menu. i made my parents go on Bandros bus (Bandung on tour bus) and we enjoyed lots of quality time together bonding over, yes you guessed it right, food! culinary trip is easily the best part of any trip. if you love Sundanese cuisines, try Bancakan! it's near Gasibu field, not far from the center of the city.

a hot take: Bandung would’ve been a better city than Jakarta if only they had an integrated public transportation system. Jakarta’s superior only because of its Transjakarta, MRT, and KRL lines (yes i love going on public transportation rides)

my mum and dad bought their second barista pro Breville coffee maker and somehow i’m supposed to be their designated barista now haha it’s so fun learning a lot about coffee origins (and how a gazillion of things affect their tastes), how to grind them, and how to steam milk properly.

also pretty monumental that Manchester United finally won a trophy after six years of winning nothing though it's just a small cup. it's a win nevertheless! i love seeing my club improving and the players actually enjoying it while they play. particularly love my fav boy ever Marcus Rashford being a star in every match. Mr Ten Hag we all owe you lots, let's get more victories!!!

F1 2023 season is starting next week and i can't help feeling a bit sad since Seb (and Mick, Dan Ric too!) is no longer on the grid... i literally started paying attention to f1 solely because of Seb, now that he's not there anymore it feels bland. i'm still on to support Lewis and Charles though, so it's all good (i guess)

Ramadan is approaching in less than a month and i'm super excited! just a little down that we won't be spending it with my grandma, but i'll make sure to dedicate prayers for her. i think of her every single day but these are the days where i miss her the most.

anyways. onward we go! see you on next post hihi

[theartofruling]

“Hopefully a good mix of both. I don’t know what that would be but I’m beautiful. You’re beautiful. There’s no way our baby could be anything less.” Skai nodded, knowing that while their paths would be difficult to explain, their kid would be able to understand one day. “Yes, but I have a reputation. No one’s ever seen me murder anyone, no. But they know that I have murdered. They just have no proof or solid evidence. So I think we’re on even footing.” She shook her head, “I don’t know if I wanted an identical me. My head is a little too round. My legs are short. Let the baby have a fighting chance with height at least,” she joked. She frowned at the thought of going back to being a spy. “I can help the hounds. But I have no desire to go back to that life. I used to fuck the information out of some people. I’m a kept woman now. I would never.” It was only a few seconds before she burst into laughter. “I don’t know about anything else but bath time I definitely would be able to do and make fun.” The thought of being a mom did cause her nerves, but she had gotten over the terrifying aspect and moved onto anxiety and excitement and desire for Mother Nature to bless them with a child. “No, you never told me why you wanted a family and life with me.” 

With the way he treated her, there was no doubt that he would be a super dad and even just a good dad to the kids. “You will be a great one. You’ve been a great husband and I have no doubt that you’ll also be a great dad.” She leaned up to place a kiss on his lips. “You’ve been the best mate, companion, family. I can always count on you.” Skai’s circle was small, so having someone like Bear meant everything to her. “Threats are always necessary when it comes to my Grizzly.” His words made her softer than she wanted to be in public and more emotionally vulnerable than she cared to be in public. Gibing her space, reassuring her. This was why she often said he was the best husband. “You better stop with these sweet words before I just into your arms and suddenly I’m attacked to you like a koala to a tree.” She smiled softly. “No one ever said marriage would be easy, but I want us to keep talking like this. Even when its the hard stuff. Even if it takes us a minute to get to it. Because we just navigated through our mistakes without an argument, yelling, blame.” She gave his hand a squeeze. “It gives me the confidence that if we could do that, we can most definitely navigate parenthood.” She needed that realization, because her knowledge or parenthood and marriage was violent and unloving. “I think we should at least get through the newborn stage? That way we make an educated decision on if we want to go back through it. I have to give birth that might be a nightmare. So let’s see how baby one goes and if everything goes well in delivery. Then with all of our information we can decide. I’m not opposed to more children, but I want us to make that decision once we go through the first experience.”

Skai grinned when he agreed to their impending demolishing of the store if they needed to. “I love you,” she said, feeling the need to remind not just herself but him. There were times where their similarities often caught her off guard and served as a reminder that they were more alike sometimes than not. Sure they were opposites in many ways, and she was quick-tempered where he was not. But their wickedness aligned. She rolled her eyes but her smile was firm in place. "It is not surprising that you would want us in matching jogging suits. The more surprising thing is that I would wear them...publicly with you." She would do anything with and for Bear. Even if sometimes she didn't always express it, she hoped she at least showed it. She walked over to sit down and try them on. "Yep it's still my size," she said once she slid on the temporary socks they offered and then slid her foot into the shoe. She held out her foot to study them. "I like them. I have a good feeling about these. We might actually have some fond family memories in these."

-😈-

"Nah," Bear drawled with a shake of his head. "I don't think so. I think this kid'll look more like you. Suns spare Lume the trouble of having a complete look alike to me, who's also my kid." He began, thinking aloud to Skai. "While we've both done some shit." Terrible things, actually. "The world only knows about my worst ones. Yours are still secret. Maybe that's given you some favor and they'll let the baby be identical to you instead?" He asked, an eyebrow quirking down at the nymph against his side inside the store while Skai took ahold of his hand. A gentle look, one that appeared almost out of place from a stranger's perspective, touched Finnian's features at the gesture. "And you know that I don't burn too bad. I just don't tan that well." At his darkest skin tone, Bear reached the color of vanilla wafer cookies. The rectangle ones with the creme in them, not the dry, round cookies. "It's okay, Kirsche. I know." He uttered, aware of Skai's history with her own parents. It wasn't the best. Hell, Finnian never even met his father-in-law. Not that he was in a rush to do so. But rather, the dynamic of Skai's family wasn't the same as his own. While the Ambrose clan weren't all saints, they tried to stick together as much as possible. He chuckled under his breath when she mentioned espionage. "You can go back, if you want." He offered, looking over Skai with a hint of curiosity in his gaze. "Hell, the Dark World does need a new Head Hound." Bear commented, a corner of his mouth curling upwards when he spoke. There wasn't any rule that said that the Mistress of Mayhem could not also be the Head Hound, or Spy Master, too. But he doubted that she'd accept the offer, let alone even want it. Skai Ambrose was in a different stage of life than when the couple met. He smiled softly at the kiss on his cheek. "Water animals for 'em? Yeah, you'll definitely be their favorite for bath time. Probably won't ever want to leave the water." He paused, glancing back over at Skai. "Of course you'd have a kid who'll love the water as much as you do." Bear laughed again. "I do, yeah. I know you feel like you won’t be great at being a mom.. But I-" He stopped, eyes meeting hers as a belated thought came to him. "Did I ever tell you why I wanted to have a family with you? Build a life with you?"

At the compliment of being Super Dad, Bear blushed. "I don't wanna be that. I just want to be a good dad. A great one, even." He sighed. While Finnian's family were close, at times, they were nowhere near perfect. Neither was his own parents. As first-generation guardian faeries in the military, their utmost duty was to Southland. Its protection and betterment. Sure, they weren't always deployed simultaneously but... their presence were missed and their absences notable. The weight of Skai's head on his chest, along with her arms around him, centered Bear. Kept the Master of Mayhem's mind present as they stood together in the shoe store shopping for a child they had yet to conceive. "Okay," He let out around a small smile. "I won't kick my own ass. No need to threaten me, Your Grace." Bear quipped from above Skai's head, amusement warm and clear in his tone. "And I'll always do that. Give you the space you need." He promised, hugging his wife right back. Bear leaned down and kissed the top of Skai's head. "You weren't failing. And your body wasn't either. I don't care if it takes one year or a million millennia, I'll wait as long you and your body needs. I'm not going anywhere, Kirsche." Finnian all but reminded Skai. He nodded when she spoke of compromises. "I could've been better too. I shouldn't have shut down and assumed that you meant never. When you really meant 'not right now'. I could've been more open to trying to talk instead of thinking that this was a closed door for us." Bear nodded again. "So, how soon after the first should we try to talk about what's next? And if more kids are in our future?"

An absolutely wicked grin morphed Finnian's face at Skai's agreement to destroying the establishment if this memory haunted them. "It's a date then." The expression stayed on his face after she kissed it, the apples of his cheeks colored with a slight blush. "C'mon," He said, her hand in his own as he walked them towards the women's section. "Let's get yours first." Bear already knew the brand and model for the shoes he wanted them, as a family, to have. "Gotta make sure they look good on you." He laughed, the sound hopeful, at the vision she painted. "Is it cheesy that I want us to wear matching jogging suits too?" He asked her, blue eyes scanning the space for the correct shoe. "Here, let's see how they look." Bear passed Skai an open box containing the sneakers before walking her over to a nearby chair to try them on. "Is this still your size?"

[specialagentlokitty]

Klaus x child!reader - family

Kid!Reader (maybe 5) is the daughter of one of Klaus’ enemies and when he comes to “make a deal” the enemy isn’t there yet. Reader is, and when she sees him she’s super excited. She runs towards him with a drawing “I know it’s not the best, but I’m trying. Maybe one day I’ll get as good as you.”As she grows up she always finds him and shows him her progress. Then he hasn’t seen her for a week, he stops by the enemy’s house just to find out they had moved away. There was a letter on the door with his name on it “Hi Mr. Nik, sorry I’m not here no more. My papa doesn’t like me talking to you so he wants us to leave before you ‘use me against him’. But I know you won’t hurt me. There’s a present for you next to the tree in our yard.” He goes over and it’s a drawing of him, her, and his family. She’s held by him while everyone surrounds them, they all have a smile. “My family ♥️”maybe a couple years later (reader is 12-14) she moves back with another family member and sees him. She whispers “Hi, Mr. Nik.” And he whips around and sees her with a big smile and a drawing, same drawing from before just she’s older and is standing next to him. They spend the day together and it’s back to how it used to be. - Anon💜

Sitting at the table, you were swinging your legs back and forth as you happily drew the picture you had been working on for a while.

You heard the door open and close, and you thought it was your dad.

“Dad!” You laughed.

Jumping from the chair, you ran into the other room only to come face to face with Klaus.

He blinked and looked at you and you did the exact same thing.

Kneeling down, he offered you a small smile.

“Well hello. Is your father here?” He asked.

“No, dad went out.”

You looked at him before you gasped, bouncing in the balls of your feet with pure excitement.

“Hold on!”

With that, you ran away leaving the original very confused as he waited for you to come back.

When you did, you were waving a bit of paper in your hand as you giggled.

Padding over to him, you held it out with both hands, a wide smile spreading across your face.

“I know it’s not the best, but I’m trying.”

Klaus smiled as he looked at the picture. He could see that it was a house, and there were two figures, you and he guessed the other was your father.

It was something every little kid drew, and he couldn’t help but smile. The picture radiated pure happiness and love.

“I believe this is wonderful.” He spoke softly.

“Maybe one day I’ll be as good as you.”

“You have seen my art?” He asked in shock.

You nodded and gently tugged his hand, urging him to follow you, so he did.

Setting the picture on the table, klaus let you drag him through the house towards the back room where you had been drawing.

You knelt down next to a small chest and opened it, pulling out some pictures.

Picking them up, you made your way back over to him, and you both sat down as you showed him the photos you had take .

“When dad came to see you, your brother took me around. He showed me your art and I liked it so he gave me these.”

Klaus looked through them all, it was all the art he had hanging around the art room.

“It’s so cool! I wanna be able to do this!”

Klaus chuckled, placing a hand on your head as he smiled at you.

“Well then, just keep practicing little one. I have to go, don’t tell your father I was here.”

You nodded your head and walked him to the door.

Picking up the picture, you held it out to him with the brightest smile he’d ever seen.

“Take it! I make a new one.”

“Thank you.”

With that, klaus left and you went back to drawing. This time you were trying to copy something Klaus had painted.

When your dad came home, he walked over and kissed the top of your head, smiling as he saw the artwork you were making.

“Beautiful darling.”

“Thank you dad!”

The following week, your dad had gone out again and you were bored, so you packed up your sketchbook and wondered your way to the Mikaelsons apartment and knocked on the door.

Rebekah opened it and looked confused before she looked down.

Crouching, she titled her head at you a little in confusion.

“Hello, why are you here?” She asked.

“Is Mr Nik here?” You asked with a smile.

She giggled slightly and stood up, nodding her head as she stepped to the side.

“Oh Nik~” she sang.

The other original walked around, and when he saw you he smiled and came over, knelt down in front of you.

“And what brings you here?” He asked softly.

“I want you to help me with my art Mr Nik.”

He chuckled softly and nodded his head, standing up he held it his hand.

Taking it, you him lead you to his art room and he helped you sit at the table and you pulled out your sketchbook and showed him what you were working on.

“I wanna make colour as pretty as you do.”

“Well, let me show you how.”

For the next hour he taught you about blending colours before you left.

Every day you would go down, and it was like that for years.

Your dad had no clue that you were visiting him, and today as you were getting ready, your dad walked into your room.

“Where are you going?” He asked.

“Uhm… walk…?”

Your dad rose a brow at you and looked at the book your had in your hand.

“(Y/N), please tell me where you’re really going. I’ve seen you come in before me a few times, I thought I told you to stay here.”

“Dad I’m just going to get some help with my art.”

“You can’t be wondering, Klaus is still out there and he’s dangerous.”

“He’s not dangerous.”

You spoke without thinking, and when those words came out you realised what you had said.

Your dad blinked and he quickly shook his head.

“No. You’re grounded.”

You went to protest but quickly closed your mouth.

You were hoping it would all blow over, but when your dad woke you up in the middle of the night with your dad shaking you, you knew it hadn’t.

“We’re leaving. Come on.”

“Why?”

“I don’t want Klaus to use you against me, I don’t want him to hurt you.” He whispered.

“Dad…”

“It’s not a choice, I’m sorry (Y/N). I know you get along with him but it’s not something I’m willing to risk.”

You nodded your head sadly and stood up, grabbing the bag your dad was holding out to you.

Heading to the front door, you froze and looked to your dad.

“Can I at least do something first?”

“Yes, of course.”

You nodded and quickly scribbled a note, leaving it stuck to the inside of the front door and ran out to the tree just outside.

Leaving a small box there, you jogged to the car and climbed into the front seat, watching sadly as the house disappeared from view.

“I’m sorry darling.”

“It’s okay… I still have my art, and my dad.” You smiled.

He smiled back and you drove miles away.

Klaus hadn’t seen you for a while, and he was starting to get worried, and Rebekah and Elijah immediately picked up on this.

“Go check in her then.” Rebekah said.

“I will.”

They watched as Klaus left.

He rushed right around to your house and knocked on the door waiting for a reply.

After a few minutes passed and he pushed the door open, looking around the main room and hallway.

“(Y/N)?”

There was no reply.

As he looked around, he could see things missing and he went to your art room.

All the work was gone, and he realised what happened.

You guys had left.

Sighing, he walked back to the front door, reaching out for the handle he paused and looked at the paper stuck to the wood.

Taking it off, he unfolded it and laughed to himself at your messing handwriting.

‘Hi Mr. Nik, sorry I’m not here no more. My papa doesn’t like me talking to you so he wants us to leave before you ‘use me against him’. But I know you won’t hurt me. There’s a present for you next to the tree in our yard.’

Folding the note back up, he stuffed it into his pocket and made his way over to the tree.

He found the box, and picked it up, sitting on the swing, he carefully opened it.

Inside was a painting.

Pulling it out, he set the box on the floor and held the painting in his hands.

You’d improved so much, there was still some part he could tell you were struggling with but he knew you had tried your best.

It was Rebekah, Elijah, Him and you in his arms as he held you.

You all wore wide smiles, and you seemed to be laughing as he held you. It had a title in the corner of the page.

‘My family.’

Klaus smiled, running his thumb along the painting.

He remembered this day, it wasn’t that long ago, a few weeks before your birthday.

You’d come around to paint with him, and they all surprised your with birthday presents, and they decided to take a picture to remember the day.

Standing up, Klaus went back home and the other two quickly shot up.

“Well?“ Elijah asked.

“They’ve left. (Y/N) left this behind however.”

He showed them, and they both smiled.

“It’s amazing.” Rebekah smiled.

Klaus nodded and walked over to his room, setting the painting on the bed.

He put it in a frame and hung it up on his wall.

He was furious but he understood. Your dad loved you, and he was doing this to protect you.

Years passed by, and you kept working on your art, it was the only thing you focused on. You loved painting and you had grown so much.

Getting home from school, you found your dad talking to your Aunt and uncle.

“What’s going on?” You asked.

You set your stuff down.

“You’re moving back home.”

You slowly smiled.

“We’re going home?“

Your dad walked over, placing a hand on your shoulder as he gave you a sad smile.

“No me. Just you Rose and Peter.”

“What…?”

Your dad sighed, pressing a kiss to the top of your head.

“I promise I’ll explain everything. But for now, you need to go.”

You sighed and nodded your head, you understood that something he couldn’t tell you right away.

So you went upstairs, packed all your important stuff and with that you were off.

You’d been back for a few weeks, and as you were walking around the town, looking for the art store, you froze in your place.

A few feet in front of you looking through the window was someone you thought you’d never see again.

You couldn’t believe your eyes.

“Hi Mr Nik…”

Klaus spun around, staring at you in disbelief.

He walked over, looked at you.

Slowly he placed a hand on the side of your face, as if you check if you were real or not before he quickly pulled you in for a hug.

Laughing, you hugged him back tightly, laughing even more as he started to spin you around.

Setting you back on the floor, you excitedly held your hand up to him.

“Wait! I’ve got something to show you! Are you still at the same apartment?”

“Yes, why?”

“I’ll be there in an hour.”

Running home, you went through all your stuff and finally you pulled out the canvas and you ran straight over to the Mikaelsons.

You knocked on the door loudly.

The door was quickly opened and you beamed proudly and Klaus.

“Here.”

You handed the canvas out to him.

He gently took it and let out a soft gasp as he stepped aside, letting you into the apartment.

Klaus stared at it, it was the same as your last one, except you were older, and you were stood by his side, still wearing a huge smile.

“It’s beautiful.”

“Thank you Mr Nik.” You smiled.

“Come.”

He took you to his art room and set the canvas aside, showing you the framed photo.

“You kept it?”

“Of course I did. It was beautiful. You have improved so much, I know you’re going to the best artist out there.”

You smiled and hugged him, whispering a small thank you.

You stayed there the whole day, talking and catching up, telling him about everything you had been up to.

Klaus just smiled and listened to you

[phoenixyfriend]

Fake Sith TCW Trio

I have another fucked up time-travel AU! Who’s surprised? (Nobody.)

So like. Have you guys read that one fic where Luke and his students go back in time and pretend to be Sith Lords and are super hammy about it? (Sith Lord Swell by AMournfulHowlInTheNight)

This AU has contributions by @atagotiak, @the-lunar-system, @purronronner, @gelpenss, @creepingthroughthistidalwave, and @thisarenotarealblog.

I want TCW trio (plus Rex and Cody) to go back to several years pre-TPM and, since the Council DEFINITELY won't believe them about the Sith being back... they'll force the issue.

Anakin is weirdly excited about things and building up their backstory.

Anakin: Okay so I can definitely be a Maul type, with the unhinged ranting and manic laughter, Obi-Wan can be the whole Refined Rich Guy type like Dooku, where you can't even tell he's evil until he starts talking about getting out the eyeball scoops, maybe toss in a bit of mad science stuff? Ahsoka could play up like Ventress OR, oh oh, she can be the Light Side Child we need to PROTECT who's publicly begging us to return to the Light after our big dramatic Falls where we murdered like eighty people to save her, and-- Obi-Wan: Why are you never this enthusiastic about actual undercover missions. Ahsoka: Did you just have all this ready to go, or...? Anakin: WE COULD GET YELLOW CONTACT LENSES FOR ME.

Obi-Wan: How's my evil laugh?

Anakin going “Okay.. so if any of us need to murder someone to sell the bit it should be me, I think I could handle it the best. Why? No reason.”

Obi-Wan: I'm not sure a complete Fall could come from protecting Ahsoka, really-- Anakin: No, no, it could.

Obi-Wan: Surely you’d hold back because you realize neither of us want that for you. Anakin: Uh. Sure. Definitely.

Obi-Wan points out that none of them can channel the dark side to Prove they're Sith and Anakin just goes "Okay, give me like two seconds to stew in my negativity and--right, you can stop staring in horror, please."

Anakin rambles on that they can TOTALLY make the galaxy a better place while playing at being Sith! He's got a whole LIST of slave empires to "take over" and disassemble!

Anakin has a whole excited spiel about how EVIL soldiers and assistants are minions, in this case partly because Cody and Rex are too good at what they do to be mooks. Cody could pull off evil minion very well. Facial scar? Looks good in black? Quietly competent and sarcastic?

He also pushes for Obi-Wan to lounge in a fancy throne with a glass of wine while Anakin stalks the shadows and Ahsoka hangs out on the window ledge. The disaster lineage is dramatic, okay, Anakin’s just leaning into it, he’d appreciate it if everyone stopped looking at him like that.

Qui-Gon, surprisingly, ends up a skeptic about all of this. Everyone is freaking out about the Sith and he’s like “y’know I’m not even sure they’re darksiders.”

Some Jedi, possibly Qui-Gon for his conspiracy board, gets in a real risky situation and one of the Fake Sith saves them, but also panics and kinda drops character for a bit.

Jedi: You saved me! Why’d you do that? Anakin: I uh... just wanted the pleasure of killing you myself?

"You saved me. Why?" "Mmmm. Jedi." [walks away]

Qui-Gon: [trying to figure out what is up with these people semi-competently (from his perspective) pretending to be Sith] Dooku: [trying to protect Qui-Gon from Sith influence]

The gang is the most successful at pretending to be Sith to Dooku. Sure, they’re not gonna punish him for something he hasn’t done, but it’s not hard to act menacing and angry around him.

(They really do have so much fun irritating the heck out of Dooku. He hasn’t Fallen yet, but they want to keep an eye out.)

At some point, future Obi-Wan definitely drops that little tidbit of "What, you didn't think the Banites were the only Sith running around did you? You... didn't even know about the Banites. How... disappointing."

They REGULARLY use Ahsoka as an excuse to be marginally less terrible. They claim that if Ahsoka pouts, they stop. ‘Soka also uses them as an excuse for why she’s a lil feral. (To be fair, that one is accurate. She was already a lil feral before but it’s not like they did anything to stop it.) Ahsoka gets her "breaking into people's offices" jollies by bugging Nute Gunray's office.

The Jedi keep trying to Rescue Ahsoka.

Rex and Cody end up in real beskar, there's a whole Thing with Mandalore and Jango and Satine.

Obi-Wan is CONSISTENTLY worried about Anakin Falling for real, which... hey, at least he knows to be worried about Anakin Falling. Step up from canon, really.

Anakin is WAY too into killing the Hutts but like. It does... technically sell the bit.

Obi-Wan: Sure, I’m not sad that they’re dead, especially because we’re not connected to the Republic, so we don’t need to worry about starting a war and all that. But. Anakin is disturbingly cheerful about this. Rex: Wasn't he a Hutt slave? Obi-Wan: Well yes, but-- Rex: I'd kill Nala Se if I could get away with it.

Cody and Rex are very supportive of Anakin's murderous intentions.

Obi-Wan does understand anger, even killing someone in anger. Like Maul (the first time at least) and D’nar and a few others. All the same, like... y’know. The level of bloodthirst from the others is a little off-putting.

At one point, Anakin accidentally addresses young Obi-Wan by name, despite never having met before, and to cover it up, he... panic-flirts. He panics, and so he flirts, with young Obi-Wan.

(He will later blame this on old Obi-Wan, because he had to pick up the habit of flirting with the enemy from somewhere.)

Anakin vaguely implies that he's a wee bit obsessed with young Obi, and that the padawan should "get used to being the target of a dark-sider's interests," because he’s scrambling for Ominous Shit and, well, future Obi-Wan was pretty frequently a fixation point for darksiders, right?

The second he gets out, he just starts screaming into a bucket while Rex pats him on the back.

For the next however many terrible months, possibly years, he has to keep up the act while having an ongoing meltdown about how That's My Dad As A Twenty-Something.

(It doesn't help that young Obi-Wan reflexively flirted back.)

Old Obi-Wan, meanwhile, is just very "you dug this hole yourself, padawan."

There is an argument at the beginning about Obi-Wan’s outfit. If he’s gonna be a Sith, he can’t just go around in beige, but he’s like “I like this and it’s comfy.” Sure, he’s changed clothes for undercover stuff, but that’s always been temporary, y’know? He likes his beige.

We have a number of options.

My first instinct? Beige linen three piece suit, like a southern lawyer. "Now I may just be a simple Outer Rim force adept--"

And, of course, you can TOTALLY make the beige sinister: he’s impersonating a Jedi! Jedi impersonation would also explain why nobody has a red saber.

“Sure is good that the Jedi don’t seem to realize most of the galaxy doesn’t know red sabers are different and bad.” “Shhhh, stop poking holes in our story where a Jedi might overhear.”

Like.... if you do enough doublethink, it works! How would a Sith hide? In plain sight. Also, it’s a GREAT way (if they were actually assholes) to try to slander the Jedi name.

(Anakin and Ahsoka still think he could stand to put a little more effort in. Add a splash of color, for pity's sake!)

Though tbh part of me is like “What if Old Obi wore, like... a split skirt suit...” Victorian womenswear inspired because he misses his robes, but he has to look Professional, and like he's MOCKING Jedi instead of BEING one, so he wears a vintage-y split skirt thing over his leggings. Ends up looking a lot like what Ventress had for a while, but Beige. I also keep wanting to put him regency menswear.

Anyway. Obi-Wan’s wardrobe aside...

Anakin builds up his Tatoo accent again. It helps him with the (mostly true) "slavery helped me fall" backstory.

Either Cody or Rex offhandedly mentions being made to serve them (the Fake Sith) and now the Jedi are somewhat concerned about brainwashing. Are these Mandos the victims here?

“No like. Literally made for this. In a lab.” This is even more horrifying. So...

On the one hand good! The Jedi should be scared about Sith! On the other hand... it makes the Jedi more determined to stop them, specifically. They keep on getting in the way, just, all the time, and they’re not investigating the actual Sith problem, which is decidedly not great since the Team doesn’t actually know who’s a real Sith right now, except Maul, and who even knows where that guy is.

Obi-Wan, at some point: Do you think we've succeeded at this ruse... a little TOO well? Anakin: I don't follow. Obi-Wan, gesturing at the truly obnoxious amount of wealth they've collected, including "trophies" of their kills: Really? Because I'm a little worried! Anakin, planning out a battle to take on Nar Shadda: ...I'm not.

"How many people do we realistically we need to take over Hutt Space? Apparently... five."

(Mostly because Anakin is ridiculously op.)

ANAKIN AND YOUNG OBI GET KIDNAPPED BY PIRATES TOGETHER. It's tradition.

Anakin: Okay, so, I need to get really angry about something to pass as a Sith... time to think about my WIFE and how I'll NEVER SEE HER AGAIN.

Since Anakin’s life never goes as planned... this does not work. Instead of getting properly angry, he makes himself sad. There are tears. There is wailing. There’s a distraught rant or two. Young Obi ends up awkwardly trying to comfort him.

“Oh no, this… Sith?? Is crying on me. What do I do???”

Later on, when the Council wants intel: "So... one of the Sith cried on me about his wife. I think she's dead? He wasn't very clear about it but it, uh... it sounded like it might have contributed to his Fall. Also the relationship was a little unhealthy? He basically worshiped the ground she walked on and kept ranting about how he would have given her the galaxy on a platinum platter of she'd only asked, but that might be new and inspired by the Dark."

One of the random Jedi is REALLY good at detecting the truth Through The Force, and asks Anakin how he Fell...

Anakin just. Tells the Tuskens story.

They don't get pinged as lying, but oh boy does old Obi have a LOT of questions for Anakin once they're in private.

There are other things happening to help sell the ruse. Some of them are necessary! Some of them are... not.

Obi-Wan: What's the best way to show we're rich and kind of evil, but like... classy about it? Anakin, immediately: I sit on the floor next to the throne, leaning against it, and you call me pet names while stroking my hair, and then when you need something killed I get to do it for you and then I go back to the floor and you thank me for the directed violence, and then you go back to Negotiations with criminals while I’m sitting there covered in blood. Obi-Wan: ...is there something you want to TELL us, or...?

"You're all going to get a glimpse of something normally kept hidden about me." "Anakin, you don't have to do that." "No, I'm gonna."

(Anakin has decided hes going to peel his kink tomato to sell this ruse, and the others are slightly uncomfortable with that.)

Anakin: Okay, I cannot keep flirting with you. Young Obi: Wait, what? But that's the best part of any time we run into you! Anakin: You look WAY too much like my Master did when I met him. Obi: O...kay? If someone looked like my master when HE was young, I'd-- Anakin: My Sith Master half-raised me. He's basically my dad. Obi: ... Anakin: What's that look for? Obi: I mean, you spend a lot of time lounging at his feet, and, like, given how much you hate slavery, I... kind of assumed it was a kink thing? Anakin, brightly: Oh no, I just have a LOT of trauma. And neuroses. Snips says they’re neuroses.

Young Obi is a little upset because he was actually getting REALLY into Flirting With The Enemy and was hoping it would go somewhere. He mopes to Qui-Gon about it. Qui-Gon isn't sure whether to be proud about Obi breaking rules, or worried over Obi-Wan falling for a Fake Sith.

(As Tia put it: "You enjoy making young Obi-Wan have a completely unrequited crush on Anakin, don’t you?")

Fortunately, one of those attractive Young Mando boys very kindly helped him tape up his ribs this one time, and has thus caught his eye...

I feel like having Cody date Young Obi would court an entirely different kind of (internet) drama because clone ages, but whatever.

Also please imagine an element of "so I'm dating the genetic identical of my boss... who's dating the man I'm a genetic identical of..."

(It's probably not actually Jangobi but man would that be funny and also stupid.)

Somehow Young Obi figures out that the "Sith Master" is a future him before he realizes that they're not actually dark. In his defense, Anakin was pretty convincing. Especially with the wife rant. It makes HIM more obsessed with Anakin, in a reversal of the implied earlier dynamic, which is all kinds of weird. Less romantic but like. Still weird.

"Future Me Scares Me" with Extra stupid. "Future Me Annoys Me." "Future Me acts like grandmaster Dooku, but more sass." "Future Me raised a really hot evil guy that refuses to bang Present Me." "Future Me might be a Sith, but I'm getting more and more convinced he's just fucking with us all." "Future Me is really rocking that beard, and I can't BELIEVE we figured out a way around the babyface."

"I’m kinda concerned about the whole evil thing, but I’m also glad that I know I’ll stay hot as I get older."

Quinlan approves of the priorities.

Also a lot of interactions with older Obi are very Anakin: [does/says something deeply unhinged] Obi-Wan: So, do you want to…. Talk about that? Maybe? Anakin: What’s there to talk about?? I’m fine, everything’s fine! Anyways how about those plans for tracking down Maul?

Anakin later, like way after the ruse is lifted, just blankly tells everyone that he did Fall, once, and Older Obi made him get therapy about it after the truth came out between the two of them a few months into the Fake Sith thing.

Where'd they find a therapist? I'm sure there's one SOMEWHERE around. Denon and Herdessa are close enough, and they've done enough "your criminal empire now belongs to me" that they can pay well. They make sure to find one that takes confidentiality real seriously.

It's all very "we need some more time to unpack all that."

Therapy helps get Anakin to figure out Sheev’s whole deal. They don't necessarily figure out he’s a Sith from it, but they figure out he’s sketchy and they need to look into that more. Obi-Wan probably already thought he was sketchy, but the whole active gaslighting campaign was a little surprising. They realize that he kinda benefited a lot from a lot of Sith plots and they still probably don’t think he’s a Sith but Obi-Wan is definitely starting to think he’s working with one.

"Okay, we're already bugging Gunray, should we bug Palpatine just to be safe?"

They get away with a lot of slicing because Anakin is a technical genius from twenty years in the future.

The reasons they're so good at Taking Over Hutt Space: 1. They know parts of the future. 2. They have superpowers and FAR less reason to not use them, now that their actions aren't going to reflect on the Republic. 3. They have Cody and Rex, who are two of the greatest military minds in the galaxy, and know EXACTLY how to wage a war that covers a solid third of the galaxy, starting from a position of relative weakness. 4. Anakin's charisma is scary high, and his knowledge of slave culture means they gain a lot of trust from the people they free, and they just... keep acquiring volunteers for the army they didn't plan to have. Obi-Wan doesn't know what to do. He thinks they might have started a cult?

In his defense, Dooku sort of started a cult, and Komari got kidnapped by a cult, brainwashed into joining it properly, and then took it over as head figure of said cult. It's practically tradition!

Comics Vader is the central figure of like three different cults, it was really just inevitable.

Anakin: Aw, don't worry master, it's not a cult, it's a revolution! Ahsoka: They're worshiping him, though. Anakin: ...it's still a revolution! Just... with some misunderstandings.

Also, if they got wind of people trying to keep people from being able to leave and other culty stuff like that, they’d probably put a stop to it pretty damn quick.

Names! Time for names. As per usual, it's easiest to keep track of Obi-Wan's alternate Older Self by just calling him Ben.

Darth Ben.

Ahsoka: You should be Darth Boring. Obi-Wan: I can still make you run laps, you know.

Anakin: The Force is telling me to call myself Darth Vader. Obi-Wan: ...why? Anakin: I dunno, but it sounds cool, I'll run with it.

Someone: Ben has all the answers; we shouldn’t question him, ever. Ben: One time I lost a planet, and a five-year-old found it for me.

More options: Going with the "evil word with the prefix 'in' chopped off" that we get with Sidious and Vader: Darth Surrectus (as in insurrection) Just random Latin words: Darth Temporus (time) Darth Commenticius (fake)

Anyway, back to Nonsense:

Maul goes after young Obi early, because the Fake Sith are really invested in this one random Padawan (Sidious is saying he might be a cousin of the false Sith Master? They do look similar enough) so someone needs to investigate. Naturally, Anakin shows up with some wild screeching to fight Maul, and when someone questions why he got involved it gets very "Kenobi is MINE!" and like. Okay. So.

Anakin means it in a very Sith "to toy with" and "to torture" way, or the ‘my chosen opponent!’ way, just the same kind of Obsession as Maul had with Obi-Wan in the original timeline. Unfortunately, Anakin’s a weird-ass person who flirts with Young Obi against his own better judgement, so there's some awkward "Like... your boyfriend?" from young Obi. Anakin just screeches in SOME emotion that nobody wants to interpret, and couldn't even if they wanted to, and starts whacking away at Maul again.

(Anakin hasn't explained the "you look exactly like my dad, sorry, it's just too weird" thing yet, and he is HAVING MANY REGRETS.)

There's definitely at least one instance where a person asks Anakin if he's planning on dating That One Jedi Twink, or at least banging out the tension. At that point in time, Anakin doesn't actually know who the fuck they're talking about, because "Obi-Wan + Twink = Does Not Compute" for dear, dense Ani, and instead he just ends up ranting about how he is LOYAL TO THE MEMORY OF HIS LATE WIFE, how DARE anyone so much as INSINUATE that he would TARNISH HER PERFECT MEMORY and UNWAVERING KINDNESS and WHOLESOME BEING, and the person who asked doesn't end up lightsabered but they do end up with a LOT to tell whoever they're reporting to.

Young Obi-Wan definitely hears Anakin mutter the phrase “something to discuss with my therapist later” a few times, and he’s a little bewildered because darksiders definitely don’t seem like the type of people to go to therapy. They’re the type of people to need therapy, sure, but not the type to go to therapy.

I think it would be very fun for Young Obi to continue sighing over Anakin (who's pretending to be fine with it and even flirting back because he's in too deep to stop and hasn't worked up the courage to explain the elephant in the room) while Anakin is covered in grease and infodumping while having a slightly manic hyperfocus on engine repairs while the two of them Somehow got stranded together in the middle of bumfuck nowhere (it's Plagueis's doing, he finds the interactions between THESE two in particular to be the most informative regarding the fake Sith).

Anakin, at some point while stranded with young Obi-Wan, and having actually started unpacking some stuff in therapy, though he’s def still got a ways to go: I’m pretty sure Ben cares about me. He acts like he cares, like he’ll do stuff like put extra blankets in my quarters in the spaceship because I get cold real easily or track down those droid parts I need for a project and he always has my back in a fight but y’know it’d be nice to hear him say he loves me once in a while. Especially because we kinda had a rough start and idk I don’t think he wanted me around at first.

And uh. Obi-Wan definitely relates to that a bit too much, y’know?

I want to say that Young Obi ends up mentioning All That to one of the clones or Ahsoka later, because they seem probably invested in Anakin's well-being, even if Ben is, well, a Sith, so Obi-Wan's a little worried the man's affection really is fake, but at least Ahsoka...

(Ironic, given what Anakin's actual eventual Sith would-be-Master was like.)

Young Obi mentions Anakin’s most recent rant to Ahsoka, and she just goes "Wait, is that why Skyguy likes to sit by the throne and get called pet names?" "Uh... I don't... know... but it sounds like all of you have a LOT to unpack there, Miss Apprentice."

Later on: "Master Kenobi, you need to tell Skyguy you love him 'cause apparently he's been having a lot of emotions about you not telling him you care and he's been talking to mini-you about it whenever they get stuck together and--"

Young Obi-Wan is just constantly the "Now we don't have time to unpack all of that" John Mulaney gif. Anakin in particular is a mess, and young Obi-Wan slowly goes from "I want to date that" to "I want to study that" about him.

Obi-Wan gets stuck somewhere with Ben, tries to small talk, gets on the topic of Vader, and spills the drama. He gets an awkward “Thank you for bringing that to my attention.”

It’s followed by a fairly frustrated “I try, but Anakin refuses to communicate his needs to me, and it feels like I’m always falling short.”

At least one member of the group is in therapy, probably all of them, but they’re still using young Obi as a sounding board for all this stuff. On the bright side, this is probably good for impressing the importance of good communication on Obi-Wan.

Good for Obi-Wan! And... whatever Padawan he eventually has.

As for baby Anakin, who is approximately age four, I want to go with "Anakin decides to be his own uncle, and Shmi just rolls with it because fuck it, she’s not a slave anymore, and a Fake Sith is a solid defense against anyone trying to re-enslave them."

[This is a backstory I've had them use before (see here and here).]

Seeing Big Ani and Little Ani in the same space might be what finally pings the "oh shit, that's future me" thing for Obi-Wan... you know, if he’s ever allowed close enough to see Little Ani in the first place.

Little Ani stays with the fake-Sith and is sorta jointly trained by all of them, and young Obi-Wan teaches little 'Soka at the Temple. Ani and 'Soka still end up friends somehow, but it is fairly different.

Every time little Ani addresses Old Obi as "Dad," it's just like ten kinds of awkward. The one time someone tried to explain that Ben wasn't his new dad, Shmi glared them down. She is of the opinion that, all the gods be damned, Ani deserves to refer to the most mature man in his life, who raised another him in another timeline already, as a father.

Ani doesn't NEED a father, Shmi herself is more than enough, but he does deserve to have this if he wants it.

An alternative conclusion to the time travel is uh. So the Mandalorians are genetically identical (give or take a hair gene) and really resemble Jango Fett, though whether anyone notices that is up in the air. Then the three ‘Sith’ (two fake Sith and their morality chain tag-along) have three younger, identical copies show up….

It could be really weird cloning shenanigans. Now, it makes no sense that they’d make clones, and stagger their production like that, and leave them as babies on various planets for Jedi to find. IDK what reasons Obi-Wan would come up with for that, but it’s a fun little detour before he gets to time travel.

There's a really painful moment (for the audience, who know about canon Vader) where someone tries to convince Ahsoka to leave the Sith and she's just like "no way, they'd never hurt me!” Then she clarifies that “someone has to keep them from doing stupid Sith shit whenever they get bored, you know?"

A bunch of Jedi probably think she’s delusional, but the few that have seen her get into trouble that is legitimately too much for her, which isn't often, have then seen Anakin show up like the devil himself to save her, and it's like. Oh. This is why she isn't scared of them hurting her.

We’ve discussed how Anakin does get concerningly in character with the fake Sith thing. However, Anakin and Ahsoka are, just once in a while, surprised by how Ben gets sometimes when playing the bad guy.

After all, he stabbed a dude with a fork and threatened to eat him during his time as Hardeen…

He has the same dramatic streak as all the rest of the lineage. He can be vindictive and creepy and scary as fuck.

HOWEVER:

Obi-Wan: I know I'm supposed to be playing at evil right now, but how do we feel about me making that evil a little... fruity? Ahsoka: Fruity, master? Anakin, who knows where this is going: [buries face in hands] Obi-Wan: You know, the... [limp wrist] Ahsoka: ... Obi-Wan: I mean, I'm already bisexual and well-groomed, I can play it up.

What’s the point of being evil if you can’t be flamboyant?

Anyway, I had to put in a lot of thought for what to do with Rex and Cody, because there's a solid place for them in terms of strategy, but it doesn't do much to give them independent narrative arcs, and 'young Obi-Wan has a crush' isn't much of an arc, you know?

So, basic info first: Cody, Rex, and Anakin all hold the rank of General in this AU because, like... who else is gonna. Ahsoka remains a commander because everyone declares her Baby, and also to keep up the "I'm a morality chain" ruse.

Cody maintains a very stern and unyielding public persona, but the second they're behind closed doors, he's roughhousing with his little brother.

Rex has some fun pretending to be a sadist whenever he and Anakin have to team up, because hamming it up as an evil bastard in front of Jedi is actually really fun... but usually, he's a competent fucking professional.

Because here's the thing: someone has to be.

They both kind of hate the army they've gotten, because these people don't even have proper trigger discipline, let alone any actual discipline.

This army? Tragic. They hate it. Give them the clones.

They have to be drill sergeants for months before they have anything worth sending onto the field.

I think that might be how/when they end up reaching out to Jango. Like, the first inroad is absolutely "we're your clones from the future and you were a Shit Dad so you owe us," but then they actually talk him around into letting the Fake Sith hire him. He brings along all the Mandalorians he can get to answer his calls, and on suggestion from Those Mando Twins, joins the army Ben doesn't even want.

Darth Boring doesn't want an army! Unfortunately, Cody thinks that's stupid as hell, and is overruling Ben so they can actually work on this 'cleaning up the galaxy of slavery' thing with actual resources.

Cody and Rex are super competent, and it shows in their horrified disdain for the state of their troops.

Rex: Fucking natborns. Anyone who isn't in the know: What's a natborn? Rex: [leaves without answering] People: WHAT'S A NATBORN???

(I'm assuming that the word smush is harder to parse in Basic.)

I think young Obi-Wan's new crush on Cody should also be unrequited. Cody's just like... bemused. Very "Okay, then, that sure is an Affection you've decided on."

Cody and Anakin both: Sorry, it’d just be too weird. Obi-Wan: Why would it be too weird? Cody and Anakin: Reasons.

Rex has to deal with the "whyyyyy" from both his brother and his (former?) General.

Young Obi-Wan just likes cute boys that fight good! Is that so wrong???

Ahsoka: So since we're not officially Jedi anymore-- Obi-Wan: We're still Je-- Ahsoka: Can we date? Can I date now? I want to date someone before we go back to the Code. It's a classic life experience for most teenage girls, and I want to Have That Experience before we're back at the Temple. Obi-Wan: You're not... you can date, Ahsoka, that's not actually banned by the Code. I mean, you'd have to keep it casual, but-- Ahsoka: I CAN DATE!!!

(Great priorities, Ahsoka.)

An idea I'm toying with is that one of the clones ends up Legally Engaged to Satine for political reasons, and young Obi-Wan is just like ???? because not only can he not date the hot boys, but one of said hot boys has become Mr. Steal Yo Girl.

Young Obi-Wan is suffering, and Quinlan is the worst friend ever because Quinlan is laughing at him.

There is obviously the question of

"How would Satine ever end up agreeing to that, given what their public personas are like and all that? She puts duty ahead of personal feelings but all indications are that it’s a terrible decision both ways." (as stated by Tia)

Which, yes, I forgot to actually say that I was imagining Jango had declared "those twins" his heirs after telling people they were his younger* cousins. Because reasons.

* Jango is about 27 when they land in the past, and I’m going to say the accelerated aging ended after hitting physically twenty because no, I don’t want to deal with that. As far as anyone knows, Cody and Rex are about five years younger than Jango. They’re less than year apart, which isn’t very visible, and most people assume they’re identical twins (except Rex’s hair), and that Cody just looks slightly older because of the scar.

Darth Boring had convinced Satine that the way to keeping Mandalore peaceful was to work with Jango (because Darth Boring, which is not his actual title but it is what Ahsoka insists on calling him in private, has a vested interest in keeping Mandalore and all interested parties calm), and he... maybe accidentally set up a political marriage between her and one of the clones.

It wasn't on purpose! Satine never married in his timeline, okay, he didn't expect her to ever get married here, either! He didn't even suggest it! This just happened!

(I want to say that Cody would be more competent at having a political marriage? But IDK.)

Do I do the Satine thing? It has potential, but also it's a bit of a cop-out. Do I have Cody be a diplomatic representative for their pseudo-Sith empire? He could be, but I think he'd hate it. Do I have Rex date one the Chaos Entities (Anakin or Ahsoka), or is that too repetitive with my other works? THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH GOING ON.

Part of me wants Quinlan to get a crush on Cody, and the crush gets bigger specifically in response to the fact that Cody refuses to take him seriously and/or just doesn't give him the time of day.

Based on their one interaction in TCW, they probably let get along ok. Cody maybe likes him back, buuuuuuut internally he's just a little "you were tolerable at almost-forty; early twenties you is obnoxious."

Just imagine the absolutely puppyish attempts at gaining approval and Impressing The Hot Mando General. Quinlan keeps having vague daydreams of seducing someone to the side of the Light. He really leans into the bodice ripper fantasies of saving someone evil with the power of love! (And also the power of really good sex.)

Bant looks at Quin and Obi and wants to throw them both into the nearest pond because they're idiots, but on this topic they are the same flavor of idiot. She considers calling up Reeft and Garen to help her knock some sense into them.

Quinlan: Can I volunteer to go undercover to the Sith? The Council: No. Quinlan: ...what if I-- The Council: No.

Tholme tries to get Qui-Gon to commiserate over their Padawans getting obsessed with Hot Sith Boys, but Qui-Gon just finds the whole thing funny. He knows from the chats he has with Ben that Anakin feels so completely, utterly, incredibly awkward about all of this.

(Ben continues to hold to "Anakin brought this on himself.")

(Ben also “kidnaps” Qui-Gon a lot.)

Also, hey, at least Quinlan isn’t actually into hot Sith boys! He’s into hot Sith minions which is... probably a step up. At least Cody’s not a Sith himself!

It's a step in some direction but Tholme has no idea which one.

(Quinlan sees Cody in dress uniform once and just keeps the mental image for Ages. It’s in his dreams. Sometimes said dreams overflow to Tholme via Force Mind Magic and Quinlan wakes up to someone smacking his face with a pillow.)

Arguably, Quin's also a lot more romantic about his crush than Obi-Wan is, in this case. Quinlan: I want to save him... Obi-Wan: Hey, hey, cute boy. Look at me. Let’s bang.

Cody: There are currently two future Jedi generals having some form of absurd romantic fixation in my direction. I don't know how to feel about this. Rex: Bed them. Cody: ...I'm not saying that's not eventually an option, but one of them is the younger Kenobi, and I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that. Rex: Pat him on the head like a tooka and then bed his friend, it'll be funny.

I think the Quinlan thing and also general exasperation of leading an absolutely useless army can function pretty solidly as the basis for Cody, but I have another idea for Rex now.

Komari is currently brainwashed in a cult, yes? So.

I keep bouncing around back and forth on what to do with Rex, but part of me suddenly really likes the idea of, after Team Fake Sith finds and dissolves the cult (as one does), and takes Komari into custody (because she's dangerous and deeply unwell), Rex kind of ends up her touchstone to being a decent person. He’s not a morality chain, and it’s not really a redeemed-through-love thing, just This Is A Solid Dude who doesn't pity her or thinks she's irredeemable (however you choose to define such a thing), but actually relates to the kind of conditions living like that can involve, and just kind of...

I don’t know. I think Rex's arc in this AU could be very heavily grounded in something to the effect of "You're not the worst darksider I've met. You're not the only person who was in a cult. You're not even the only former Jedi I know that's committed awful, horrible crimes. My question is just this: What are you going to do moving forward?"

Later Anakin: Wait, who do we know that was in a cult? Rex: What did you think Kamino was?

(Rex isn't as chill as he'd like her to think, but he's trying, and she's fairly reliant on the Force to understand emotions, and is currently in nullifying cuffs, so he can bluff.)

Komari needs someone solid and dependable to rely on for at least conversation, and I think Rex needs to feel needed.

I’m not sure if it’d be romance or friendship, but I think there's a solid basis to work with, potentially.

Per Tia:

One thing about Rex and shipping is like. If you want to do Rexwalker again that's fine, but if you're worried about repetitiveness but still want to like. Ship him in a non-political-convenience way. Rexsoka here actually would be different than your other stuff.

I'm trying to figure out if I can make it work because Ahsoka thematically fits very much into a little sister shaped hole here? She feels younger than in other works, despite not actually being younger than she is in, say, Commander Buir. In those other fics, she has some time alone to function and prove herself independently of Anakin and Obi-Wan.

I usually pluck Ahsoka out at sixteen if I'm pulling her from TCW, so she's got most of her competence but hasn't gotten quite all the trauma yet. Commander Buir, in particular, also has baby-shaped Anakin for contrast.

That said, I can see a decent source of narrative conflict in her wanting to experiment with romance and all that, and Anakin trying to tell her she's too young.

A year into this whole time-travel mess, she wants to give the dating thing a shot, and it spirals into "You were only two years older than me when you got married!"

I think I could build a plot out of Ahsoka wanting to do these things, and Anakin as an audience insert not quite processing that she's old enough to make these decisions. If she's choosing to date Rex, whose age works out as being close to hers when one takes into account Kamino fuckery, and whom she trusts absolutely, it’s arguably extra weird for Anakin to be upset with it.

"Senator Amidala was five years older than you, and you married her when you were nineteen and had only really known her for a week! I can go on a date with a guy we both know is one of the most trustworthy people alive if I want, Skyguy!"

I can definitely see Ahsoka getting annoyed with Anakin being overbearing and controlling at some point before that unrelated to romance, too. It’s not exactly a new fault of his.

My god, just imagine someone snidely asking Anakin "where's your little shadow?" and Anakin, being Himself and also a Fake Sith, has an emotional breakdown about how Ahsoka yelled at him for micromanaging her and not trusting her to make her own decisions in life and so she got herself a multi-month solo mission from Ben that Anakin isn't allowed to know any details about, and--

It's another one of those "oh, you have PROBLEMS problems with your mental health" incidents for the Jedi to add to the file, because Anakin having emotionally charged rants about his issues at seemingly terrible times is how they get a lot of information.

Some of the rants are planned.

Many of them, actually.

They want the Jedi to know these things.

Just, well. Anakin.

He really is a little Like That.

On that note, I'm low-key imagining that Anakin gets put on mood stabilizers by the therapist in this context, and he's doing good! He's handling his issues! He's--been captured with Obi-Wan the Younger again and his medication was confiscated.

Anakin is... not great. He's a little out of practice managing his unmedicated self, and when adding withdrawal symptoms onto that... poor Anakin.

(Poor Obi-Wan.)

I think it would be best if Anakin makes a bunch of ominous blustery comments at their captors about how they won't like what's coming to them if they take his belongings (AKA the fanny pack that has his backup pills), and then Obi-Wan just gets to watch Anakin get more and more erratic, because like. Yes, Anakin is using the Force to compensate, but unfortunately he's mostly cut off, and the stress of the situation is pushing him away from depression and into the beginnings of a manic episode.

Anakin is aware of his issues to the point where he's mostly managing, and he keeps asking Obi-Wan "would it make sense for me to [slightly deranged, very impulsive action]," and Obi-Wan realizes he's being the morality sounding board for the Hot Sith because ??? reasons?????

Eventually, Anakin does flop back in bed and dramatically throws his arm over his eyes, and says he needs his meds back, he's absolutely going to lose it, and Obi-Wan tentatively asks what kind of medication. There are levels to worry about. Mild allergy medication is one thing, but heart medication that needs to be taken every four hours is another, you know? He wants to know how much panic is appropriate.

Anakin lets him know that it's Psychiatric In Nature. Obi-Wan suddenly realizes that he really, really, really doesn't want to know what a properly erratic, unmedicated Anakin is like.

(An unmedicated Anakin really isn't nearly as bad as Obi-Wan fears. Anakin's been dealing with this for a while, and knows what his issues are and some of how to deal with them. He'd need to be running on no sleep and higher levels of stress, or to have been drugged with something meant to increase his aggression, to really lose his shit and do something worthy of Vader. RotS levels of stress and sleep deprivation is required to pull RotS levels of manic paranoid delusion.)

Tia asked:

How long does it take the Jedi in general to catch on to how like. They have opportunities. But these Sith never seem to harm any Jedi. And it’s not just like, the past timeline parts of the disaster lineage. They probably get opportunities to hurt other Jedi. Ones that are less skilled at saber work. And more importantly ones that they don’t seem weirdly interested in."

I'm not sure, really. The Jedi don't spend as much time in the Outer Rim as they could, and that's where the Team operates, so actually running into them by accident is unlikely for anyone other than Shadows.

Fortunately, it's really easy to toy with Shadows with the excuse of "I want to see how long it takes before you Fall with us."

I do want like... okay. Here’s the mental image:

Qui-Gon calls them out on being Fake Sith pretty quickly, so Ben just sort of eyes him, dramatically, and orders out "Leave us" to all non-team people. The threat of torture is implied but not stated. He gestures with wine to keep in character. He definitely makes sure Young Obi-Wan is ushered out, so it's just five time travelers, Qui-Gon Jinn, and Ahsoka's immortal force birb.

"...so, what's the reason for the farce, Obi-Wan?" "How in all the hells did you figure it out so quickly?"

(Qui-Gon cheated a bit. He could feel the broken training bond that was never properly severed due to Traumatic Death Of A Master on Ben's end)

Ben didn't realize he'd feel it! Young Obi-Wan can't feel his older self or a training bond with Anakin or Ahsoka, so why could Qui-Gon?

IDK if there would be anything on the level of crying and hugging it out, but I think it would be very funny if, every time young Obi and Anakin are getting captured by pirates or something, Ben and Qui-Gon are just having a nice afternoon tea and checking their watches to see if their respective walking bundles of neuroses are done with their adventure yet.

The Council is So Done, because Qui-Gon continues to insist that they're Not That Bad, but every time anyone other than Qui-Gon brings up the friendship, Ben laughs and makes a comment about how absolutely gullible Master Jinn is.

Obi-Wan is skeptical of his own experiences with Anakin, at least, if only because he's skeptical about Anakin's everything.

"I don't know if Vader is telling me the truth. I don't know if he's telling himself the truth. I don't think he's a great source of information even when he thinks he's being honest."

Anakin could tell Obi-Wan the full and complete truth, and Obi-Wan would worriedly put a hand to his forehead and start doing tests for hallucinations and paranoid delusions. In his defense, this is a very reasonable assumption to make with an individual like Anakin. It's just also not accurate, this time. I don’t know if Anakin hallucinates in canon without a weird inciting incident like Force Nonsense or getting drugged by the enemy, but paranoid delusion is pretty much all of RotS.

"I’m your time-traveling padawan who’s pretending to be a Sith to catch some other Sith who’re going to start a galactic civil war and those Mandalorians you like are from a clone army based on a template of Jango Fett made to serve the Jedi (because that’s totally something he’d sign up for), and one of the Sith is your grandmaster but he doesn’t seem to have fallen yet, it’s probably fine," is hard to believe.

Honestly, even if he seemed stable before saying that, which he doesn’t, it’s all real far fetched. There's a lot going on and Obi-Wan wouldn't even begin to believe it without evidence.

I've had it in my head that he and Bant and Quinlan have been gossiping about the mess for months if not years about these idiots, and at one point it became common knowledge that Ben was a Kenobi, and Bant convinced them (since the two were among the most likely in the entire Order to encounter the Fake Sith) to get a DNA sample, probably hair or blood since that's easiest so they can figure out HOW these two are related, if they are, and then there's a whole big thing.

Bant: No, no, this must be contaminated, it's coming up as Obi-Wan! Are you sure you didn't accidentally grab some of your own hairs? I know it's a little long for most of your hair, but the braid-- Quinlan: Wait, they keep claiming stuff about cloning, right? Maybe someone's a clone? Check for artificial telomeres! Bant: ...okay, so, there aren't any artificial telomeres, but the ones from apparently-Ben are... a lot shorter... um... I don't know what to do with this. It's like I have two samples from the same person, twenty years apart. Quinlan: Obi-Wan, what's that face? Why are you-- Obi-Wan: Vader told me he was a time-traveler. I thought it was the fever talking, but...

That’s how he finds out that Ben is future-him before finding out about how he’s not evil!

"Master Jinn... I think... I think the Sith controlling the Outer Rim is me from the future." "Oh, you finally figured it out?" "I AM HAVING A CRISIS HERE."

Obi-Wan, after a few hours of dazed realization, runs screaming to Quinlan and Bant like 'GUYS GUYS THIS EXPLAINS WHY VADER KEPT SAYING IT WAS WEIRD AND THAT I LOOK LIKE HIS MASTER AND THAT IT WOULD BE LIKE DATING HIS DAD.'

You know, the important stuff.

I think Qui-Gon tells him that Ben isn't evil because, like, That Sure Is A Crisis Obi-Wan's Having. He could hold off for shits and giggles, sure, but Obi-Wan’s on the edge of something Really Concerning, mentally. Best help calm him down on at least one or two things.

Obi-Wan’s maybe still a little skeptical until he confronts them over it. Because their Sith act was real good and also like. Maybe Qui-Gon just wants to believe the best of his Padawan, y’know?

Quinlan runs into Ben before Obi-Wan does, after this whole mess, and gets to observe as money changes hands and people act like sore winners about bets made for When Does Obi-Wan Figure It Out.

Anakin was saying 'soon' because he really didn't think the fever-fueled rant would be discounted as easily as it was.

Cody was of the opinion that it would take at least a few more years since they're actually pretty damn good at this whole schtick.

Quinlan: Wow, he's... going to be really disappointed that you have such a low opinion of his intelligence. Cody, gesturing at Ben: Experience. Darth Ben: ಠ_ಠ

Cody just rattles off some of the Extremely Stupid Shit that Ben's done in their time working together.

Rex cheerily offers up "You didn't even realize General Skywalker was married, sir! And they weren't subtle!" "I knew they were together, I just didn--" "Everyone knew they were together, sir. Everyone."

(Rex had the lowest opinion of their deductive capabilities. He claims it would have taken until Baby Ahsoka showed up at the Jedi Temple.)

-Once Obi-Wan accepts that they're decent people after all- Obi-Wan: Wow, Anakin, you're real good at acting unhinged! Anakin: Haha. Yeah. Thanks?

[bunnies-on-saturn]

Obey me brother Head Canons pt 2

I tried making this a bit longer to make up for the lack of content I promise I’m working on stuff but things keep getting in the way and I’m trying to have something out before New Years I hope you enjoy hand over your obey me family headcannons now 🔫

So you know how Mammon sometimes speaks in the third person? Like when he goes “the great mammon” and such, what if he spoke like that as a kid? When he was learning how to talk he’d go “Mammon wants juice” or “Mammon wants to play” or even “Mammon wants to play with Luci” and it still lingered to this day

Speaking of speaking in the third person I feel like Asmodeus also did that as a child. He would say “Asmo sleepy” or “Asmo help Luci.” And so on it took some time for Lucifer to fix their speaking

Levi has a very small lisp and it isn’t really noticeable unless he speaks super fast like if he’s excited or something then you can hear it

When the younger brothers and I mean like probably the twins and under (maybe Asmo but mostly the twins and Satan) where little since Mammon was older by this time a way he’d pick them up is with one hand and with that one hand his arm was extended outwards. And sometimes he’d lift them up above his head. They’d find it super fun but Lucifer was worried he’d drop them

I’d go something like this:

Mammon: *Mammon holding baby Satan with one hand out* Lmao Lucifer look

Lucifer running at full speed towards them: MAMMON-

Lord forbid the demon brothers knew human jokes and stuff like modern day jokes because I can assure you Mammon would absolutely 100% make Deezs nuts jokes constantly you’d never hear the end of it

Hold on y’all random thought do you think if they did know modern jokes the brothers would make a “your mom” joke to each other or they’d be like “your dad” and they’d respond with either “we have the same dad” or “Fuck that dude” OR EVEN “we have the same dad idiot” and they’d point to wherever Lucifer is same thing with your mom but idk if they have a mom so they’d probably say “if you can find her”, “you found her??”, or “we don’t have a mother”

I feel like there isn’t a lot of swearing usually in the house not cause they aren’t allowed to (thought I bet you Lucifer has yelled “LANGUAGE” at least a dozen times before) they just don’t see the need to. The only real “cursing” is when Mammon talks as he so casually uses some cuss words or when Levi is rage quitting his games but that’s very rare but if you hear Lucifer scream fuck run. just run.

Lucifer is the MASTER of getting stains out of clothes and such because he has SIX younger brothers he’s been taking care of since day one I know damn well he knows a thing or two of how to get stuff out. It’d be like “Hey Lucifer we dropped some stuff on the white carpet and it’s stained we can’t get it out-“ “Did you try using this?” Without even moving And they try and it just go “oh shit thanks”

Sometimes to most times they’ll just casually call each other “big brother” and “little brother” not in a teasing way or to assert anything they’ll just call each other that just cause and no one really cares

Mammon liked to squish his little brothers cheeks a lot when they where babies the squishier the better. And I feel like he still does it sometimes (going off that one pic of mammon squeezing Satan’s cheeks.)

My mind for some reason is telling me that for some reason Lucifer used a sippy cup till he was like at least 6. I don’t know why I just think he got really comfortable with it and refused to drink out of anything else, like he’d throw a fit if he had to use a cup. It’s a miracle his teeth didn’t get ruined

Mammon was a cry baby as a kid

Levi was also a cry baby as a kid but he was also the embodiment of “it’s not fair” type. Like if someone had more stuff than him like snacks, toys, attention he’d cry or if his brothers took his things he’d cry no hesitation Lucifer got so worried he’d always make sure the kid drank water

Mammon is always cold. Constantly. All the time. So sometimes he hugs his little brothers and makes it seem like he just wanna hugs the people he cares about (which isn’t a complete lie) but his favorite person to get warmth from is Lucifer because of his big fur coat.

Lucifer does one of two things each time mammon does it either he pretends to hate it but won’t actually move him or teases him about it. You’ll definitely find mammon snuggled against his big brother side if you open the coat and sometimes if you’re really lucky he’ll be asleep

Belphie goes to Lucifer’s room whenever he has a nightmare. He feels safer in his bed

The day they found blanket forts existed is the day Belphie had so much energy since forever. He never stopped bugging his brothers to build one and they finally did and they all fell asleep in there and had a mini movie night

Their ears become elf ears when they go into their demon form. They have regular ears when they’re in their normal state but when they turn into their demon self their ears are pointy

So hear me out on this: Satan is technically the first “real demon” out of the brothers as when he was born he was born a demon he didn’t fall as an angel. So because the other brothers when they feel already had their horns Satan had to grow his in and I imagine it as like teeth almost? Only how the teeth come in not coming out. How kids have pain when their adult teeth come in same with horns and Lucifer would freak out to Davolo going “Lord Davolo please help me is he dying!?! What do I do?!!” And cause Davolo was born a demon he knows all about this and could give him medicine for Satan

There are definitely pictures of Satan’s baby horns growing

So I’d like to think Levi was the youngest for a really long time before Asmo came along (which a lot of people still confuse Satan as the one after Levi because he’s the “forty one” when they’re ranked on power not oldest to youngest. If it was then everything would be the same except Satan would be after Belphie because he is cannonly the youngest) and that’s why Levi has some younger sibling traits still in him he’s use to being just him, mammon and Lucifer

Same goes with Belphie they all got use to him being the youngest (I know Beel is also the same cause twins I just feel like he’s a little more independent and the brothers just like to baby Belphie) and so Belphie is use to getting his way before Satan came along

When Satan came along Belphie would go over to a barely 1 year old Satan and go “I was here FIRST I’m the baby of this family not you” and you’ll here Lucifer go “Belphie stop threatening your brother” from the other room

They definitely behave like their animals in their demon form

Example: Lucifer might puff his wings out to make him seem more tougher and bigger (especially when he’s upset) he doesn’t know he does this so don’t say or he might not do it again, Mammon will bring shiny objects and or make sounds, Levi does the little snake tongue thing, beel makes a buzzing sound with his wings, etc

If you’re wondering yes Lucifer does in fact prune his wings

I feel like in their demon forms their eyes glow in the dark so you’re able to see where they are and mammon’s white strips on his body glows as well

Mammon did not know what nap time was because this kid had so much energy in him that it would take a while for him to settle down. But thankfully he’d crash at bed time

Lucifer was very pouty as a kid. Generally he was pretty quiet and well behaved he got into some trouble at times and had a lot of energy but I also like to think he’d get cranky easily so there’s just a lot of pouty pictures of him

Beelzebub is a walking heater

When Belphie was younger he has the pillow he has now and if he couldn’t find it when it was nap time/ bed time may their father bless your soul, ears, and patience

Satan use to have those small seat high chairs where you can sit them on the table/counter but due to his tantrums and tendency to break things, they ended up switching to a normal high chair so they don’t have to pick up anymore broken plates and cups

Lucifer bed is the biggest because that’s where everyone slept after the fall. They didn’t sleep anywhere else for YEARS

Lucifer just sways side to side when he holds them?? So if the brothers randomly fall asleep he will hold them and because he’s raised SIX brothers, it’s second nature for him to sway to help keep his brothers asleep. And no one says anything. The one who gets it the most is Belphie

Satan can not and I repeat CANNOT hold his alcohol and gets drunk FAST. he’s super clingy to his brothers when he’s drunk

Belphegor favorite people to nap with is Satan, Leviathan, and Lucifer since they’re all the most quiet

Mammon has covered Asmo sneaking out so many times and when they sneak out together especially to a party Mammon always has an eye on Asmo because he’d be damn if his brother got hurt in anyway

The little brothers favorite brother to rough house with when they where kids was Mammon because he would throw them around (softly of course but enough for them to have fun)

Just like how Lucifer had a comfort item being the sippy cup Levi also had one expect it was a pacifier and didn’t let it go until he was almost in kindergarten no matter how hard his older brothers tried to help him. And now he has the pacifier sewn into one of his plushies he had as a baby and still has it

When Lucifer fell even though he was still mad at his father (aka god) he was still disgusted how he looked as a demon because he was raised to believe demons are bad/ ugly and would pray almost everyday for this to be a bad dream and he’d wake up soon even though praying would hurt him physically:(

Asmo just randomly hugs his brothers and just stays there and no one really cares they either hug him back, pat his head or back or at least notice he’s there until he moves onto the next brother

Their washing machine is the one that plays a song idk if you guys know what I’m talking about but it plays that little song that little song when the clothes are done and they ALL dance to it. From Lucifer light humming/ shoulder movements to Asmo and Mammon busting down in the laundry room

Mammon, Beel, and Levi have a lot of late night snacking time together

On lazy days where no one wants to get up and just stay in their pjs they all somehow always pile up in Lucifer room always

I haven’t meet Mephistopheles yet (lesson 26 is kicking my ass) but even though he doesn’t like Lucifer I feel like Satan and Belphie wouldn’t let him be a part of the Anti-Lucifer league for two reasons. 1. Because they feel he’s too smug and 2. Which is what the boys will never say is that they don’t like others picking on their older brother because they have that one sibling rule of “WE can make fun of our brothers but if anyone else does we’re gonna have a problem” cause that’s their fun way of showing love to each other

Because Latin is what people say demons speak like Latin is the language demons speak yeah the brothers know Latin and sometimes they will speak to each other in Latin and will either respond in English or Latin

[wayward-pendragon]

Anime Recommendations!

Hi everyone, I hope y’all are safe and happy! With quarantine still in place (at least in my country), I’m gonna keep the random rec lists coming! I’ve been watching a lotttt of animes and rewatching favourites, so I thought I’d share some of my favourites of all time! A lot of them are pretty mainstream, but for my friends who aren’t really into anime, these will get you hooked! In no particular order, let’s get started!

1. Snow White with the Red Hair, 24 episodes 

This is hands down my favourite anime of all time. This shoujo anime make me feel so happy and it’s so wholesome, honestly such a feel good anime. Without spoiling too much, it’s about a herbalist named Shirayuki who ends up having to flee her home country and ends up meeting Prince Zen and goes to live in his country. The cast of characters in the anime is so good, there’s not a character to dislike. The genuine build up of friendship and eventual romance is just so sweet please watch. 

2. Demon slayer (26 episodes) 

One of the best anime I’ve watched this past year. This anime has amazing plot, awesome animation and a great cast of characters. This anime follows Tanjiro as he becomes a demon slayer after a demon killed his family. Tanjiro and his sister, Nezuko were the only survivors but Nezuko was turned in a demon and now Tanjiro is on a journey to change he back into a human. If you are into anime with amazing fight scenes, I highly recommend. 

3. Hunter x Hunter (148 episodes) 

I am currently watching this anime and it honestly made it onto my lists of favourite anime super quickly. The series starts with Gon and his quest to become a pro hunter and find his dad and goes on from there. With so many episodes and arcs, you can’t stop watching. The characters immediately hooked me on this show, Killua and Gon’s friendship is one of the sweetest things I’ve ever seen in anime, I literally want to adopt both of them. This anime is so heartwarming but also kinda dark and action packed. 

4. Haikyuu!! (73 episodes, on-going)

My favourite sports anime my god. Haikyuu follows a high school volleyball team as they try to make it to nationals. This series made me so much more emotional than I thought it would, but you get so involved with the team and characters and want them to succeed. All of the characters from all of the teams are also fantastic and hilarious. If you need a fun but exciting anime, please please please watch Haikyuu!!

5. Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (64 episodes)

Where to even begin. I would say this is one of the most popular anime and for good freaking reason. Without giving too much away, this anime follows brothers Edward and Alphonse Elric as they go on a quest to get their bodies back. Honestly this is one of my fav animes, if you like awesome fight scenes and really intriguing plot, you will love this anime. 

6. Yona of the Dawn (24 episodes) 

Another amazing anime but sadly, unfinished. I think this anime is best to watch w/o knowing very much. Just know that there is really good characters and character development and a very attractive love interest :))))

7. Soul eater (51 episodes) 

One of the first animes I ever watched and as I remember it’s hella awesome, if you like halloween then the whole atmosphere of this anime will intrigue you. The fight scenes in this are really fun and so are the characters. If you need a fun medium length anime, I would recommend this one!

8. Inuyasha (193 episodes)

This anime is worth all the hype in my opinion. The plot was great, the characters are fantastic and romance is so freaking cute I can’t. I’m also a sucker for asshole characters who are secretly really sweet. 

9. Fruits Basket (2019) (25 episodes (S1), S2 on-going)

This is the cutest anime. The whole cast characters is amazing and you get so attached so fast. The protagonist is so sweet and optimistic and I really just wanna protect her. I went into this knowing next nothing and I think that’s the best way to do it. The 2001 version is good too but 2019 has better animation and is closer to managa (and has more episodes!). 

10. My Hero Academia (88 episodes, on-going)

I love this anime with my whole heart. There is an adorable cast of characters and amazing fight scenes, I love this sm. It’s set in a world where like 95% of the population has ‘quirks’ which are basically super powers but not all of them are super powerful. Super heroes protect cities and the anime follows a high school where the students are training to become heroes. The main character is born without a quirk but through some crazy circumstances he ends up acquiring one. In my opinion this anime is worth the hype. 

11. Ouran Highschool Host Club (26 episodes)

This one is wild. Ouran Highschool Host club is so iconic and it’s hilarious, I laughed out loud watching this one so much. Honestly I went into this knowing nothing and I think its funnier that way. 

12. Yuri!!! On Ice (13 episodes)

THIS ANIME. The first sports anime w/ canon LGBTQ+ romance and its beautiful. I love the style, the skating, the music, the characters, just everything about it. This follows Yuri Katsuki, a professional figure skater from Japan and his skating career. After messing up a major championship, Yuri is lost and doesn’t know what to do w/ his career. After seeing a video of Yuri skate, his idol Victor, a skating legend, shows up to be his coach. Please watch this anime. 

13. Attack on Titan (62 episodes, on-going)

If you are looking for a badass action anime this is the one for you. Humanity has fallen to the mercy of giant man-eating titans, and the people that survived live within a walled city to keep the titans out. This anime is a little disturbing and violent but it is so badass. Also Levi, the most badass character ever, makes this entire anime worth watching. 

14. Ao Haru Ride (12 episodes)

Hands down my favourite romance anime. This anime is so freaking cute and it gave me so many fuzzy feelings. The animation is also super nice so that is always a plus. It follows Futaba and Kou who liked each other in middle school but were separated. They meet again in high school but they have both changed so much. If you want a romance anime I really recommend this one. 

15. Naruto (720 episodes)

This is a freaking classic and really long. Almost everyone and their mother has heard of this anime or watched some of it before. Basically it’s about ninjas and follows mainly Naruto Uzumaki who want to eventually be the leader of his village but his ninja skills need a lot of work. I honestly didn’t think I would love this anime as much as I did but its just so good. It is a very big commitment to finish though so be prepared. 

16. Your Lie in April (22 episodes)

Well this anime is literally beautiful. It is centered around 2 teens w/ major musical talent. It gets deep very fast but its also light hearted and wholesome. This anime made me cry like a baby so get your tissues ready.