#I’m sorry but that’s a baby
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…why is Max giving literally baby Max vibes😭the man is aging backwards what😭
#I’m sorry but that’s a baby#I’m both these pictures#he’s literally the sweetest little boy😭😭😭#max verstappen#rambles#f1#formula 1#red bull racing
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i would like for someone to turn my brain off by fucking me stupid and loving me extra after
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jokingly telling 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈 a few weeks before your due date about how babies sometimes get switched in hospitals and he just shakes his head and says you’re being silly…
…then when megumi is born he refuses to let him out of his sight because he is not going to risk having his son swapped!! his big frame is almost blocking the halls, his nose grazing the glass of the door window while he watches each test..!!
and when the nurse steps out holding baby ‘gumi in a blanket, they’re obviously intimidated, practically squirming under the assassin’s gaze. “uh, i’m guessing you’re dad?”
toji takes megumi from them, holding the newborn like he’s a treasure, which he is. one look at those little green eyes peeking from the blankets and toji knows he’s going to guard this tiny bundle with his life.
he nods. “yeah, i’m dad.”
#toji fluff#toji fushiguro x reader#fushiguro toji x reader#toji x y/n#toji x you#toji x reader#overprotective dad toji my beloved#we’re reaching ovulation again sorry for the baby content!!#I’m melting#don’t look at me
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FNAF Circus baby or not, she’s still Michael’s little sister,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#circus baby#elizabeth afton#michael afton#afton family#fnaf#sister location#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#I’m so sorry to Michael for the 50th time 😔#I like to believe Michael still loves his siblings#even if baby did try to kill him snd succeed even#I think he knows that isn’t fully Elizabeth#Baby was just TRYING to be evil here but was taken down by Michael being mushy#and wanting to hug her just one more time#The Afton kids deserved so much better god
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“Who’s The Coolest Person You Know?”…
#lmk tang#lmk pigsy#lmk mk#lmk baby mk#lmk fanart#lmk comic#my art#I’m sorry for the addition I’m about to make#🥲🥲🥲#I’m so normal
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The hardest part of baldurs gate 3 is actually rejecting Wyll’s dance scene when your romancing someone else. Nauseating.
#wyll ravengard#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 spoilers#Wyll baby i love you so much#I’m sorry it’s gales turn#your cleric is coming and you will be showered in love#the fucking hardest choice of the game#I almost gave in and threw away all my work with Gale
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It’s a sibling’s job to kickstart that existential crises young.
#chiligerart#comic#clone cadets#clone trooper#the clone wars#star wars#sw tcw#poor baby I’m sorry for the inner turmoil I have inflicted on you#meme#we used to tease my sister she’s french cuz people had a hard time understanding her
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#eddie kaspbrak i’m taking everything out on you sorry baby#me with eddie kaspbrak#ilysmek (i love you so much eddie kaspbrak)#eddie kaspbrak#authorblr#authors of tumblr#ao3 author#fic authors#authors#writerblr#writers on tumblr#ao3 writer#it 2019#richie tozier#it#it stephen king#it chapter two#reddie#ao3#it movies#read my fics pls.
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#When the card declines at therapy and they pull out the Nobody will have the time to mourn the bodies that most deserve it#I’m so sorry#just#god yuta my baby you deserve this least of all#jjk#jjk manga spoilers#jjk 261#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen#my art#bluebeesart
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SWEET CHERRY 🍒
camgirl!reader x toxic actually loserish really pathetic!vi
diva mode activated halfway through writing this…guys idk i’m gay okay and if it isn’t good i never wrote it…okay? erm nsfw!! listened to tate mcrae and charli while writing this if that means anything to u. also, my birthday is tomorrow!! might drunkenly pump out a toxic!cait one shot OMG WHO SAIDDDD THAT
PART ONE: $EX. LIE$. UGLY. TRUTH.
the time on her computer screen read 11:07 pm. you were two minutes behind schedule. every regular viewer, including vi, was on the edge of their seat. licking at chapped lips and rubbing lotiony hands together. eyes wide with wonder, refreshing the site every 10 seconds until you popped onto screen.
you were wearing your signature cherry red lingerie, flawless makeup, soft pop music playing in the back. nails sharp and adorned with cherries. you held a sucker that read eat me in your hand, slowly unwrapping it for the camera. “hi cherries, guess what flavor this is.”
vi was foaming at the fucking mouth, adjusting the computer in her lap. eyes glued to the screen while she bit her lip and held onto your every word.
you moved closer to the screen. “grape? chat what do you mean? cmon guess and you get a prizeeee.”
the way you spoke, singing your words. ending the sentence in a suggestive tone. your sultry manner and bedroom eyes. everything was driving vi up a goddamn wall. you were all that and bag of fucking chips. she couldn’t stop thinking about you since she found a video of you fucking yourself with a dildo on an adult site. lezgetbusy or something fucking stupid. scrolled through the comments (5,000) until someone alluded to the fact that you cammed.
then she followed your profile and immediately paid your $50 messaging fee.
in all honesty, she was talking to herself in there half the time. the rare moments in which you did respond gave her a euphoria she couldn’t contain. she wanted to fuck you. no, she needed to fuck you. with her fingers, her tongue, her strap, and whatever the hell else will fit up there. it was driving her crazy.
grandSurpass: grape lol
justmyego: strawberry?
Several_means: lick it again please :(
she rolled her eyes at the screen. “idiotic men, it’s fucking cherry.” she begins to tap in the chat. she presses send, and when she sees you reading it? mouthing her comment? she nearly chokes, feeling her face flush.
“very good, vi? violet22. very good.”
her hands were stuffed into her pants now, legs spread while she toys with herself. you said her name. you said her fucking name! she throws her head back, thinking about how easily it fell off your tongue.
“since you guessed right, you get, drumroll pleaseeee.”
she was close now. pool of wetness filling her boxers. legs shaking, mouth wide open. please keep talking, please keep talking…please…
“a chance to chat with me personally! this stream, and others, will be a bit shorter as i’ve decided i’ll be doing one on one chats with some lucky cherries. congratulations vio-“
she slams her computer shut, takes her hand out of her pants, and jumps off her bed. stumbles into her bathroom, washes her hands and splashes water on her face, then stumbles back to her room. reopens her computer, runs a hand down her face, types in the website url again. logs in. clicks watch stream. and checks under her ass for shit because she swears she just shat herself. just now.
“oh, vi is back. okay guys.” you swish the lollipop around in your mouth a bit before continuing to speak. “i’m going to send you a link in private message, violet22. see you soon!” a toothy and cheery smile spread across your sweet face.
the second the link shows up in her inbox, she clicks it. hits the $200hr pay wall. fumbles in her pockets for her wallet, fuck she left it in the bathroom okay she’s got it dammit she’s shaking. can barely put the card numbers in. she’s making you wait she’s making you wait fuck.
after payment is secured, you in all your sweet glory, pop up on her screen. you’re sat on your bed, sucker hanging from your lips, fiddling with your freshly manicured nails. you hear the ding, realized she’s joined, and lay on your belly. tits squeezing together on the bed.
“hi! violet22? is that you? i can’t see you, turn your camera on!”
oh fucking fuck the fuck fuck fuckity FUCK FUCK. she has no time to fix her face up for you, or change out of her 2 day old t shirt. atleast you can’t smell her through the screen. she clicks on the small camera icon in left corner of the screen, and puts on an awkward smile.
“hi. there you are.” you smile, kicking your feet.
“hi sweet cherry. fuck. i’ve come to your videos so much nothing gets me so worked up. fuck. sorry.”
you giggle a bit and her face visibly becomes 3 shades redder. looks like she’s got some sort of filter on.
“it’s okay. thank you so much, your support means the world to me. do you have any personal requests while you’ve got me? clocks counting down.” you pucker your lips.
the time on the right corner of the screen is counting down 4:56…4:55…
vi’s eyes widen, and she gulps. finding it hard to think of anything to say. she was in complete shock. you’re looking at her. talking to her. you’re talking to her,,,oh fuck you’re talking to her.
“i-i’m- hmmm.” she stutters, picking at a hangnail. the clocks on 4:01 now and her heart seems to damn near be beating out of her chest.
“how about we play a quick game, okay? and next time, maybe you’ll have something thought of. maybe we’ll have more time…” your smile melts her heart. next time? GEE WILLIKERS!!! someone check this bitches pulse.
“okay.” she nods, barely present. still unsure if this is some sort of orgasm induced illusion.
“if you can guess the word i’m thinking of, i’ll take an extra special picture just for you. kay?”
you wink and she feels like the wind has been knocked out of her. she gives you a small nod, and it makes you laugh. she’s so cute and pathetic.
3:48…3:47
“okay. it’s a type of flower.” you lick your sugar ridden lips, putting the entire sucker in your mouth then pulling it out slowly.
vi’s about to piss herself. or is that come? man these boxers are gonna need a deep clean.
“is it a rose? a tulip?”
you shake your head, taunting smirk on your face. “try again, cutie.”
oh she’s so gonna ride a pillow with your picture on it tonight. might even get the picture all wet with her slick, imagine her sweet pussy on your perfectly plump lips. wait what was the question?
“ummm lillies? dandelions? sunflowers?”
you shake your head, sticking your tongue out and directly swiping it over the fading words. eat me do you know how bad she wants to?
“hint, please?” she looks at you with sad eyes. feels like she’s being edged or something. pussy growing wetter by the minute FUCK 2:49…2:48
“cmon, you’re smart. use that big brain of yours.” you follow with a taunting laugh. she’s too fucking horny for this, and you look so good. she wonders how you feel. your skin. bet it’s warm and soft. bet you’d grip the sheets when nipped at your thighs. back arching-
“daises? did i say that already?”
you shake your head and look over at the small timer taking a bite out of the sucker, now it reads at me.
“lavender is a flower? right?”
you sit up on the bed, and she watches the way you widen your thighs. pretty little red bow right above your pussy. you arch your back, ass in the air, chewing on the candy. “close.”
the money she’d spend to have one night with you. ass up face buried in your silky red sheets. cock buried so deep in your pussy it’s kissing your stomach. WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN?
“aww your time is up.” you pout. there’s five seconds. vi’s drooling, all over herself. like actually. she wipes her mouth, slow blinking, taking mental pictures.
“the word was violet, silly! see you next stream.”
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck
#sorry to edge you all#my mouth watered writing this#i’m just gay ok idk leave me alone#vi x reader#toxic!vi#?#vi x you#vi arcane#arcane fanfic#vi smut#bumpin that that that that#TWO HANDS ON ME BABY#when i go to the club i wanna hear those#should i make them meet in pt2 and have vi actually pee herself lmao#piss kink?#violet arcane
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Ok no it’s actually so terrifying and sad to think about how when Baron gets banished they go to Riz’s briefcase because that fear will always be a part of Riz
#riz baby i’m so sorry#riz gukgak#brian murphy#baron from the baronies#fhjy#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#d20#dropout#fantasy high#d20 fhjy#dimension 20 fhjy
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If I was DC screenwriter I think people would hate me
Cus I’m pulling out all the stops
Dick Grayson with anger issues who absolutely is not a golden retriever (that man will purposely target your occipital bone with his escrima) but does value his family over anything and loves them fiercely (even when they give him a heart attack)
Jason Todd the sunshine robin who’s really passionate which leads to his “extreme anger” Yes he’s a theatre nerd and he does listen to Jane Austen but that’s not his entire personality.
Cassandra Cain can speak.
*ducks away from window* Tim Drake is not a short king who is extremely sleep deprived and needs coffee to function. His smarts rival Bruce’s and he hates coffee, likes Mountain Dew a normal amount, and is sleep deprived but he takes power naps cus he plays into the corporate king role. He’s taller than Dick (cus that’s funny) and he’s missing a spleen but he blew up all the Lazarus pits so he does not care. Also he has commitment issues (mans cannot keep a girl or boy)
Duke Thomas is not the “normal one” he’s just as crazy as the rest of em and if you think he’s not it’s because you’ve fallen into his trap. The boy started a revolution and is the only meta Batman has pardoned (😝 Clark)
Damian is a precocious, traumatized, kinda mean, child. But he’s still a child, he can’t see over the counter at the doctor’s office, he wants his mom and dad together, and he loves being loved. Yeah he’s a bit of a brat but his grandfather is royalty and his father is Gotham’s dark prince; he’s allowed to be a bit pretentious. He’s a good kid and he had some bad influences but He is good.
Bruce Wayne doesn’t collect child soldiers, he is not physically abusive (physically, cus he’s had some moments) He won’t kill joker because the thin line that keeps that little boy in the alley sane is his fragile moral code. His kids were his kids first (with the exception of Tim😭) he would stop if he could, but because he can’t; he trains them.
Talia Al Ghul is not a rapist and she does love her son (the way she knows how).
Alfred Pennyworth is immortal🥰
(I’m aware I left some members off but these are just my main takes)
#the girls get one line and the boys get paragraphs😭😭😭#I’m sorry I just gotta get the big things for them cus I could on and on about how this fandom treats them#Talia was abused and while it doesn’t excuse what she put her baby through sometimes it explains why her worldview is skewed#dc fandom#dc fanon#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#tim drake#talia al ghul#cassandra cain#alfred pennyworth
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Princess Elia Martell and her sweet Aegon<3
#elia martell#aegon vi targaryen#young griff#asoiaf#if you saw this post before no you didn’t#I had to fix the baby’s ear I’m sorry#yes he’s wearing kohl he’s dornish#dorne#my art#game of thrones
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Michael Afton let his FNAF trauma slip again…
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#michael afton#mike schmidt#ballora#fnaf#fnaf movie#sister location#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#I’m so sorry to Michael Afton once again#my boy just misses his mom#TBH he must have mixed feelings on Ballora#similar to with baby Fredbear and spring Bonnie#it just reminds him too much of his mother despite her not being his mom#Ballora is just based off her from what we know#Mike can actually sympathize here though he also misses his mom#Mikes just get mommy issues it comes with the title#Ballora at least is also sympathetic to this#love you dearly Ballora 🩵 really wanted to draw her again
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shauna never fully letting go of jackie and her and jeff visiting her parents on her birthday every year. misty being willing to do anything for nat. lottie saving nat’s life. van writing i love you to tai in her blood. shauna crying when she realizes that she has to kill nat. the other version of tai whispering “go to her” and leading her to van. lottie getting beat up just to make shauna feel better. shauna and van not letting tai sleepwalk. misty being with nat when she finds travis’ body. tai paying for nat’s rehab and doing whatever she can for her. ALL OF THE SURVIVORS DANCING TOGETHER IN THE SNOW THAT TRIED TO KILL THEM 25 YEARS AGO IT��S NOT A LOVE STORY BUT IT’S A STORY THAT HAS LOVE IN IT ARE YOU GETTING WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY??
#yellowjackets#yj#shauna shipman#shauna sadecki#jackie taylor#natalie scatorccio#nat scatorccio#taissa turner#van palmer#lottie matthews#jeff sadecki#travis martinez#jackieshauna#lottienat#taivan#travnat#mistynat#misty quigley#i forgot to tag her misty baby i’m so sorry
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No thoughts, only AU where Thomas Wayne is the resident doctor from Park Row who occasionally curb stomps mobsters and cops
SAVE ME, GUN BATMAN, SAVE ME
#I’m sorry I just refuse to believe Thomas was raised a socialite that man is too cool.#anyway. he falls hard for rich heiress martha who looks suspiciously similar to the bat that’s been cleaning his streets#and her sassy mouthed sidekick. and that small cherub baby that keeps running in his turf#GODDDDD THE NOISE I JUST MADE I N E E D HIM#thomas wayne#dc comics#dc#text
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