#I’m so tored
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I bet Vulpes has terrible trigger discipline that mf be seconds away from shooting his own foot at any given moment
“Don’t worry, I won’t have you lashed to a cross like the rest of these degenerates. It’s useful you happened 💥 BY CAESAR MY BIG TOE IS GONE”
#I’m so tored#I thonk I’m agonan be sick in the morning#Auugh#fallout new vegas#fallout nv#caesar’s legion#vulpes inculta#fnv vulpes
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We’re gonna be ok
#FBDJKSKDFN#I’M SO TORED#I DONT LNOW IF PEOPLE EVEN REMEMBER THIS#BUT IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO ITS FINE#qsmp#mcyt
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I love seeing little nods to other interests in ocs. Saw a magic 8 ball tattoo with ‘stardust’ around it like. I know what you are. Nim has hand tattoos that are danger days references. I love art
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I have been cleaning up vomit for like three days now and my partner is back at the hospital but I stayed home to watch the dogs and finish cleaning…
I feel icky and gross and exhausted but at least my room is almost done, just gotta do mamas room before they get back and I can relax.
But I’m taking a break to eat and do my therapy zoom call!
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bah
#had a fight w my bf#kinda on the verge of cutting everyone off#bc i cant deal w anything#i’m so tored#tired
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good night and sweet dreams to the best, sexiest, sluttiest, smartest, realest, most based, valid, relatable, girlipop, sympathetic, cunt, fun, cool, feminist, aspirational girlboss character in dead boy detectives: doll spider <3
good night to her and no one else. i hope the rest of y’all have a bad night and terrible dreams.
#doll spider did nothing wrong ever#i will defend her every action in a court of law#‘she tore edwin apart millions upon millions of times in hell’ wouldn’t you?#some gay nerd shows up in your house saying shit like ‘oh my how filthy this establishment reflects very poorly on the host’#he’s sashaying and sauntering down your halls and pivoting and you’re like ‘hang on i’m supposed to be the cuntiest bitch here’#so yeah you tear him apart like WHATEVER this shit happens#but he keeps getting reborn and like it’s fine when he’s quiet but every time he makes a noise you just HAVE to kill him again#i bet she was so happy when he escaped and SO MAD when he came back#and then the whole payneland in hell scene she was so real#she interrupted whatever gay shit charles was gonna say to edwin after ‘mate i’ve-’ bc she knew it would be disgusting & didnt wanna hear it#and then they HAD to just KEEP BEING GAY ON THE STAIRS LIKE OF COURSE SHE CHASED THEM OUT?? THAT ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE LINE WAS UNACCEPTABLE#SHE WAS LIKE GET THESE F*GS OUT OF MY HOUSE#she did what she had to do to set boundaries and honestly is that so bad?#thank you doll spider for protecting us from more devastatingly romantic charles rowland lines <3#dbdshow#girlbossifying doll spider is so funny to me idc if no one sees this. this is for me. and for her <3#payneland#edwin payne#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#yeet my deet#yeet my deebd#dbd4ratch#revive dead boy detectives#chedwin#the case of the very long stairway#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency
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i know, i know, jj is so fucking strong and she perseveres despite everything she’s gone through, i know, but fucking hell my heart is breaking over and over for her
the far away look in her eyes
the constant fidgeting to keep herself present
the way she only has the bare minimum amount of skin showing, even to where she’s covering her hands
my heart hurts for her so much and she’s forcing herself to deal with all of this alone
#even the way holly describes sydney’s troubles#and the camera focuses on jj when holly says she cries most nights#and it’s just fucking tearing me apart#that entire scene especially tore me apart#and i wonder how much of sydney’s emotions and reactions mirror jj’s own since finding out about baugate#this storyline is one of the most devastating ones in the show#second only to rosalyn and fucking 11 year old jj being the one to find her#jennifer jareau i want to put you in my pocket and protect you forever#if anyone comes at me for this#leave me be!!!#jj is so fucking strong she’s one of the strongest people on the team#both emotionally and physically#but fucking CHRIST she is SUFFERING so bad right now and it’s gut wrenching to see#i’m sick thinking about next episode#about how she’s forced to work face to face more with a man that violated her in one of the most horrific ways possible#and what happens when she finds out emily green lit that#i’m sick#SICK#jennifer jareau#jennifer jj jareau#emily prentiss#criminal minds#cme spoilers#criminal minds evolution spoilers#criminal minds spoilers#cm spoilers#criminal minds evolution#CME writers enough is enough!!!!#the jemily angst/hurt storyline is too much!!!!
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Day 15: Dagger
But even with the cuts, he can’t stop himself from touching his knife every time he lies down. Even during the day, he reaches inside his pocket, where it’s secure in a sheathe, and touches the hilt. It’s reassuring to feel it there.
It’s a gift, he thinks. A courting gift. If it was only for practicality, Voldemort wouldn’t have bothered to carve such a nice hilt.
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From chapter 2 of @metalomagnetic’s Prison Blues
#inktober#inktober2023#hp#harry potter#voldemort#tomarrymort#tom riddle#tomarry#my art#fanart#chapter 3 of this fic did something irreversible to me#I’m being so fr…I thought about it every day for probably a month after I read it#Tom’s omega experience just tore a hole in me I guess idk#like V is the baddest sickest omega on the planet but damn he makes me ache#also himbo puppy alpha harry supremacy >>>
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Secret Office Romance
#this is an au where Daewoong tore Chail’s resignation letter and Chail works for him for another year#yadda yadda they somehow bonded and got together#but Issa secret or they’ll get in trouble for conflict of interests#anyways they ended up having dinner together with the juniors in office 😔#no date dinner tonight I’m afraid#also daewoong when in love will say the darnest thing#’your polka dot tie is so sexy~’???#bro makes me wanna do gay on gay hate crime#the auditors#감사합니다#shin chail#hwang daewoong#chail x daewoong#cidw#차일대웅#fifi’s art#shhhsoftnwet
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I don’t Care about the ships WHERE IS JINX
#I’m so sad#I’m so sorry cai/tvi nation#I do not like that cop#I care about the siblings and the siblings alone#and ekko OBVIOUSly#Yk actually the ending was rlly good except the part where cait is still an enforcer b#and vi??? I don’t actually know if she is#ig she never quit#but she’s not wearing the blue so#idk#anyway I have a lot of thoughts#I’m really sad I was yelling in my room alone like a crazy person#AND MEL MY GOD HOW COULD I FOEGOR HER#I was blinded by the siblings im not gonna lie#but her arc was SO good#ok this got so rambly this was not meant to get like this#I wish we’d gotten like#1 more episode#to let the story breath a little bit#I think caits descent was brushed over tbh#I really fucked w the way they were going w it and then it just ended w a time skip#AND we don’t get Any resolution for it#I really hate the cop angle a lot#sorry I will never fuck w it#cait said and did terrible things and it’s really not… addressed#I would’ve loved to have seen her resign#I Wish vi could have dealt w how she betrayed her entire ideals and Became the very thing that tore her family apart in the first place#1-2 more episodes and more balls to go all in on the anti cop thing and I would have fucked w it meet#arcane spoilers
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I think something important to remember is that just because somebody on here has appointed themselves king of … early medieval lit … or cold weather composting … or Joan Didion think pieces … or whatever, that doesn’t mean they’re nice - or even correct. It takes a while to figure out who actually knows more than you, versus who just likes to act like they do.
The follow up to this being that occasionally someone is quite knowledgeable - which does nothing to sweeten how sour they are at heart. I promise you can find the same pearls of wisdom on the lips of a nicer person, and spare yourself an ulcer.
#from the Mary-Oliver-hating halls comes another volley:#*you’re obviously inspired by my poem a month challenge and you’ve decided to memorize a Fiona Apple song -#-which I’m going to ridicule you for so I can roleplay the lit teacher that tore up my papers and spit on my dog*#girl this is a cartoonish response to the tumblr equivalent of showing your rock collection to your older brother
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I tried to bike yesterday and came back with less skin than before I biked :(
#rip my ankle now I can’t bike for a few weeks until I heal#been singing got no strings over n over but replacing strings with skin#it’s fun#bones speaks#bones rants#injury tw#I’m so injury prone this month I’ve burned myself 16 times + tore off skin from a too adhesivey bandaid#eventually I’ll have ship of Theseus’d my skin at the rate I’m injuring myself gawddamn#dw I’m fine and I gots all the medical shit to fix this stuff
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Wip - fairy wings portion — (completed project here!)
First wing done. Buttonhole stitch was a meeeeessss most of the way through 😭 after doing the other wings I did cave and redo the worst of it
Much better on the first long wing. Bc I’m using mouliné floss I don’t love how the backstitch doesn’t lie very flat without pulling tight, which would then probably overstretch the organza
So for the large wing I did Holbein stitch instead, which kind of turned into semi-split Holbein, where I make sure I pierce through the previous thread when going up or down into a previous stitch. That seemed to make for a straighter line, too. Idk if it’s just this thread and fabric combo but doing regular backstitch makes the stitches seem a little wobbly even though I’m going through the exact same hole
A couple days later I finished stitching the wings For the second small wing I used I think a size 3 needle for at least the buttonhole edging, which turned out nice. Not very tenable though bc I can barely fit even a single strand of the mouline through the eye without that tail end frazzling quickly
Was p nervous about removing the stabilizer since this fabric is so delicate. No problems from the outside, but the inside was trickier. I did a bunch of stuff to try to make it come out easier than it did on the small wing up top in this pic…
I took a sewing needle and gently poked along the stitch lines just to get through the stabilizer but not the fabric. Then I used that needle near the edging to start a tear and switched to tweezers to carefully pull it away. But I also used cuticle / hangnail clippers to cut away along the inner stitching so that I wouldn’t be yanking on those. Took a bit, and I think there are still tiny bits of stabilizer stuck between the buttonhole but it’s not noticeable enough for me to care after working on this for like 5 hours straight today
I cut out the short wings but I’m so nervous that the organza is going to break off, so I painted the raw edges with clear nail polish lol. For the big wings, I put some fabric glue on the back side all along where I’ll be cutting so that hopefully that will keep the fabric from fraying once I cut it. I’m leaving that for tomorrow bc by that point it had been 6 hours of working on it and obvi the glue needs to set
After that it’ll be pompom cutting, shaping, and “dyeing” and then assembly :x
#wip#embroidery#real pepper crafting hours#it’s always so funny saying ‘oh all that’s left is a few more steps’ which each end up taking Way longer than expected…#before I tore away the stabilizer I was considering doing this again on a smaller scale to make lil fairy earrings but now I’m not so sure#I prolly wouldn’t bother with veins or anything just making a pretty cutaway#maybe cotton floss would be easier to work with. but then there’s no sparkle :/#hmmm hang on maybe I could crochet with some white sparkle crochet thread and use the mouline along the outside…
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made a bottoms (movie)/“fight club” inspired oc :D —leah dawn (she/her, 21, physics major) joined her university's "secret" self-defense (fight) club to impress girls and get pussy 😞
#ts4#sims 4#ts4 cas#show us your sims#*fizzysims#oc: leah dawn#bc apparently she's not getting any bitches in the physics department#and everybody thinks she's straight 😞#she can’t fight either 😞 she gets her ass tore up takes silly little selfies then guilts her friends into taking her for ice cream#not too much on my girl’s big ass forehead ✊🏽#idk when im gonna see the bottoms movie so idk the dynamics of the fight club so dont come for me for including random ass details 🫵🏽#i just wanted an excuse to make a lesbian oc that’s in a fight club but doesn’t look like she’s in a fight club#y’all think she’s getting pussy? LMAOAJSJSHSH#we need more people in this fight club :D hint hint wink wink#i already have some more ideas for different members maybe antagonists 👀 (enemies to lovers 👀)#anyway this was fun. i’m not rlly sure about the white cas bg WHEW bright as hell and not great for white clothes swatches#ik the bottoms movie is set in a high school but i’m not doing that 💀 i’m grown#blood#cw blood
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i love gummy edibles but really hate the taste to the point of gagging when i eat them but um uh my butch just force-fed a couple of them to me and i was so good for her i didn’t gag once!!! also my pussy is soaking fucking wet
#they were 450mg each so in like 30 minutes i’m gonna be tore up#i ended up eating a third one too#saying yay and yippee and things of that nature#text#weed intox#forced intox#i guess? lmao#wlw nsft#sapphic nsft#lesbian nsft
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Thought about Suntrip jrwi….. thought about Jades disappearance and Summer trying everything she can to find her……. Thought about what if Summer found out what really happened to her… who happened to her……
#GEGRRGRGRGRGRGRGEGGE OUGHHHH#drawing them rn btw#jrwi pd spoilers#no cause#can you IMAGJNE#Summer keeps and keeps digging because Jade just fucking disappeared#and she digs too far#and she finds it out#she finds out what William did#she finds out someone she thought of as a friend… someone she had a connection with#that he tore her away from her#he didn’t mean to but what does meaning hold to this#Jade was ripped from her hands and she couldn’t do anything to stop it#i’m so normal about them#can you tell#jrwi#jrwi pd#prime defenders#jrwi prime defenders#jrwi summer#cantrip jrwi#jade cantrip#moomins yapping<3
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