#I’m so tored
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averagepsychouser · 1 year ago
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I bet Vulpes has terrible trigger discipline that mf be seconds away from shooting his own foot at any given moment
“Don’t worry, I won’t have you lashed to a cross like the rest of these degenerates. It’s useful you happened 💥 BY CAESAR MY BIG TOE IS GONE”
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firefly464 · 1 year ago
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We’re gonna be ok
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pyr0cue · 5 months ago
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I love seeing little nods to other interests in ocs. Saw a magic 8 ball tattoo with ‘stardust’ around it like. I know what you are. Nim has hand tattoos that are danger days references. I love art
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house-of-slayterr · 2 years ago
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I have been cleaning up vomit for like three days now and my partner is back at the hospital but I stayed home to watch the dogs and finish cleaning…
I feel icky and gross and exhausted but at least my room is almost done, just gotta do mamas room before they get back and I can relax.
But I’m taking a break to eat and do my therapy zoom call!
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deathjawd · 2 years ago
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bah
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danandfuckingjonlmao · 2 months ago
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good night and sweet dreams to the best, sexiest, sluttiest, smartest, realest, most based, valid, relatable, girlipop, sympathetic, cunt, fun, cool, feminist, aspirational girlboss character in dead boy detectives: doll spider <3
good night to her and no one else. i hope the rest of y’all have a bad night and terrible dreams.
#doll spider did nothing wrong ever#i will defend her every action in a court of law#‘she tore edwin apart millions upon millions of times in hell’ wouldn’t you?#some gay nerd shows up in your house saying shit like ‘oh my how filthy this establishment reflects very poorly on the host’#he’s sashaying and sauntering down your halls and pivoting and you’re like ‘hang on i’m supposed to be the cuntiest bitch here’#so yeah you tear him apart like WHATEVER this shit happens#but he keeps getting reborn and like it’s fine when he’s quiet but every time he makes a noise you just HAVE to kill him again#i bet she was so happy when he escaped and SO MAD when he came back#and then the whole payneland in hell scene she was so real#she interrupted whatever gay shit charles was gonna say to edwin after ‘mate i’ve-’ bc she knew it would be disgusting & didnt wanna hear it#and then they HAD to just KEEP BEING GAY ON THE STAIRS LIKE OF COURSE SHE CHASED THEM OUT?? THAT ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE LINE WAS UNACCEPTABLE#SHE WAS LIKE GET THESE F*GS OUT OF MY HOUSE#she did what she had to do to set boundaries and honestly is that so bad?#thank you doll spider for protecting us from more devastatingly romantic charles rowland lines <3#dbdshow#girlbossifying doll spider is so funny to me idc if no one sees this. this is for me. and for her <3#payneland#edwin payne#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#yeet my deet#yeet my deebd#dbd4ratch#revive dead boy detectives#chedwin#the case of the very long stairway#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency
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beware-of-you-98 · 7 months ago
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i know, i know, jj is so fucking strong and she perseveres despite everything she’s gone through, i know, but fucking hell my heart is breaking over and over for her
the far away look in her eyes
the constant fidgeting to keep herself present
the way she only has the bare minimum amount of skin showing, even to where she’s covering her hands
my heart hurts for her so much and she’s forcing herself to deal with all of this alone
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delineate-creates · 1 year ago
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Day 15: Dagger
But even with the cuts, he can’t stop himself from touching his knife every time he lies down. Even during the day, he reaches inside his pocket, where it’s secure in a sheathe, and touches the hilt. It’s reassuring to feel it there.
It’s a gift, he thinks. A courting gift. If it was only for practicality, Voldemort wouldn’t have bothered to carve such a nice hilt.
From chapter 2 of @metalomagnetic’s Prison Blues
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shhhsoftnwet · 5 months ago
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Secret Office Romance
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night-triumphantt · 2 months ago
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I don’t Care about the ships WHERE IS JINX
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mephist0phallus · 1 year ago
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I think something important to remember is that just because somebody on here has appointed themselves king of … early medieval lit … or cold weather composting … or Joan Didion think pieces … or whatever, that doesn’t mean they’re nice - or even correct. It takes a while to figure out who actually knows more than you, versus who just likes to act like they do.
The follow up to this being that occasionally someone is quite knowledgeable - which does nothing to sweeten how sour they are at heart. I promise you can find the same pearls of wisdom on the lips of a nicer person, and spare yourself an ulcer.
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stealingyourbones · 4 months ago
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I tried to bike yesterday and came back with less skin than before I biked :(
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oracleofsecrets · 24 days ago
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Wip - fairy wings portion — (completed project here!)
First wing done. Buttonhole stitch was a meeeeessss most of the way through 😭 after doing the other wings I did cave and redo the worst of it
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Much better on the first long wing. Bc I’m using mouliné floss I don’t love how the backstitch doesn’t lie very flat without pulling tight, which would then probably overstretch the organza
So for the large wing I did Holbein stitch instead, which kind of turned into semi-split Holbein, where I make sure I pierce through the previous thread when going up or down into a previous stitch. That seemed to make for a straighter line, too. Idk if it’s just this thread and fabric combo but doing regular backstitch makes the stitches seem a little wobbly even though I’m going through the exact same hole
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A couple days later I finished stitching the wings For the second small wing I used I think a size 3 needle for at least the buttonhole edging, which turned out nice. Not very tenable though bc I can barely fit even a single strand of the mouline through the eye without that tail end frazzling quickly
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Was p nervous about removing the stabilizer since this fabric is so delicate. No problems from the outside, but the inside was trickier. I did a bunch of stuff to try to make it come out easier than it did on the small wing up top in this pic…
I took a sewing needle and gently poked along the stitch lines just to get through the stabilizer but not the fabric. Then I used that needle near the edging to start a tear and switched to tweezers to carefully pull it away. But I also used cuticle / hangnail clippers to cut away along the inner stitching so that I wouldn’t be yanking on those. Took a bit, and I think there are still tiny bits of stabilizer stuck between the buttonhole but it’s not noticeable enough for me to care after working on this for like 5 hours straight today
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I cut out the short wings but I’m so nervous that the organza is going to break off, so I painted the raw edges with clear nail polish lol. For the big wings, I put some fabric glue on the back side all along where I’ll be cutting so that hopefully that will keep the fabric from fraying once I cut it. I’m leaving that for tomorrow bc by that point it had been 6 hours of working on it and obvi the glue needs to set
After that it’ll be pompom cutting, shaping, and “dyeing” and then assembly :x
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fizzytoo · 1 year ago
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made a bottoms (movie)/“fight club” inspired oc :D —leah dawn (she/her, 21, physics major) joined her university's "secret" self-defense (fight) club to impress girls and get pussy 😞
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faeriehighfemme · 2 months ago
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i love gummy edibles but really hate the taste to the point of gagging when i eat them but um uh my butch just force-fed a couple of them to me and i was so good for her i didn’t gag once!!! also my pussy is soaking fucking wet
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moominpopzz · 9 months ago
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Thought about Suntrip jrwi….. thought about Jades disappearance and Summer trying everything she can to find her……. Thought about what if Summer found out what really happened to her… who happened to her……
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