#I’m so clumsy

[heardatmedschool]

Did I prick myself with the sample ovidrel needle? Yes I did

[aholotte]

When I’m doomscrolling and I accidentally like a post I hate 😔🔫

[thatsimplepoet]

New goal for the rest of my life: Never fall down the stairs again. It hurts. 0/10 recommend.

[urlocalqueer0846]

all the time i think about how nice it would be to live in the forest, surround by nothing but trees and the sound of wildlife. maybe have a couple friends around too

then i remember who i am and that i would probably trip on a tree root and die

[ineffably-poetic]

[annoyinglilbro]

Older brother who takes me to the skate park to teach me to skate but gets turned on by how bloodied and bruised I get and fucks me in the bathroom

“Bubba…is this part of the lesson?”

“Y-yeah bud, this is part of it just…stay still for me, okay? I’m almost done, promise. Then we’ll get you back on that board.”

[myokk]

from my oneshot, note-taking 🫶🫶🫶

[ayebibs]

I think one of the saddest things about Veilguard is that I have no reason to replay it after a thorough playthrough (I did all side quests and only missed a couple evanuris statues and a couple codex entries). Forget about desire to replay it (there is none), there is legitimately no reason. The narrative is so linear and the most impactful choices that you do at the end are not dependent on choices you’ve made in dialogue, but whether you have ground out companion and faction quests. The results of this are not even compelling. It’s good or bad endings. I don’t even care to romance another companion because of how short and bland those storylines are (they are literally only 20min on YouTube) despite my playthrough not having the romance canon to my world state. And, world state only means something to me because I can only think of two choices that might be relevant in future games.

[casually-eat-my-soul]

Listen I know someone has probably thought this up but figure skater and hockey player sterek au

Pretty boy stiles figure skating after hours and Derek catching him practice his routine and just being so gone on him. All of his friends making fun of him for falling for the pretty figure skater out of his league

Stiles wearing Derek’s jersey to his games

Derek kissing stiles after scoring a point or hitting someone from the opposite team

Stiles and Lydia figure skating together

[touronja]

i love her sm she’s so stupid and clumsy i can’t believe this

[whoblewboobear]

Jace may be all put together and seem like he has his shit together and is so chill but he’s a fuckin weirdo too. Porter won’t call him out on any of his weird little quirks bc he loves it but Jace is WEIRD.

[tainebot01]

Finally figured out how to draw Wright and I've made it everyone else's problem.

[hellokittyish]

everytime i accidentally schedule a draft i have an entire heart attack . i hate u tumblr and yes it’s ur fault because i said so

[eggsbenedictinurmom]

Silver Week day 8: Happy Birthday!

Pretty much all cards were stacked against me this week, from lack of motivation to getting ill. But I’ve done so much! 7th prompt had to be skipped for the sake of myself, but I’m still so proud of what I’ve managed to do! Thanks for sticking with me to the end 😊

Happy hellgame anniversary, Silver! ^^

Bonus bc alcohol jokes will never be below my standards

Oh? And who’s this 0 polygon titted, unidentified flying maiden?

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

Guys I had a thought and it’s equally hilarious and adorable so here.

But GhostSoap falling asleep on a couch that’s just a touch too small to fit them both so they’re snuggled right up against one another, cuddling and so entangled with one another they don’t know where on begins and another ends.

Soap wakes first and takes a moment to relish in the peace and safety, smiling at a still sleeping Simon (cause the man doesn’t have his mask on for once and he’s not Ghost unless he has the mask) before he decides to get up.

What he doesn’t realise though, is just how entangled the two of them are. So when he goes to get up he ends up just tripping, falling over the side and pulling Ghost with him cause they’re legs are still tangled together.

Ghost wakes and manages to catch himself before he fully crushes the Scot but something has definitely been strained and his knees are definitely bruised as all fuck now.

Soap groans underneath him, rubbing at his elbows and head. A moment of quiet goes by before Ghost huffs a laugh and that just triggers Soap to start laughing his ass off cause he’s positive that they probably looked so stupid just then.

Johnny doesn’t mind too much tho, forgets the pain of the bruises quick when he looks up to find a smiling Simon looking down on him. The man’s expression fond but exasperated, and it’s the softest Johnny’s ever seen him.

[starrylevi]

Levi x Accident Prone/Clumsy SO

💫 Accidentally hit myself in the face while opening my backpack and was inspired 😅

You won’t be chopping up any ingredients if Levi can help it: Don’t touch that.” “But I’m trying to helpppp.” “You can help me by staying safe, which means no touching.”

He’ll make sure you’re aware of what’s ahead of you when you’re not paying attention. “Watch out for that. I don’t want you to die.”

When the streets are busy, he’ll take it upon himself to guide you, his arm securely around your waist as he helps you navigate the people traffic.

Your apartment will already be organized because of Levi but he would try his best to organize things in a way that would make it difficult for things to be in your way.

Whenever you get packages, big or small, Levi will place them somewhere that is out of your way but that is also in your line of sight so you know where they are.

Levi’s already hyper vigilant so he’s aware of his surroundings, especially when you’re around. “There’s a step in front of you”, “Pole on your right”, “Move left”.

He’ll notice new bruises before you do. He won’t tell you directly, he’ll massage the skin near the bruise, careful not to hurt you, and ask “Now where did this one come from?”

With how often you get bruises, he’ll suggest iron supplements. If you don’t buy them, he’ll buy them for you, walking up to you and placing them in front of you. “Take them.”

Sometimes you don’t have the common sense to move out the way when Levi’s opening a cabinet or a cupboard. To prevent you from getting hurt, Levi will place one hand over your knee, thigh, or forehead (anticipated spots where you might get hit) and open what he needs to with the other hand.

When you do manage to accidentally bump into something when he’s around, letting out a yelp of surprise and/or pain, Levi can’t help but shake his head and let out a small chuckle. He doesn’t know how you manage to hurt yourself so often. It’s kind of adorable. “C’mere, are you okay?”

He does not let you try to find your way anywhere in the dark. If for some reason, after you both get in bed, you need to get a glass of water or use the bathroom Levi will make sure you have a light source. “Don’t move, let me turn on the light first.”

Again, Levi doesn’t understand how you manage to accidentally hurt yourself so often but he knows he doesn’t need to. What he does know, and do, is he does his best to mitigate it. Of course he can’t protect you from everything, but that doesn’t stop him from trying.