#I’m sick of people sympathizing with this bitch

[magician-kitty]

Red Son x MK x Nezha x Macaque x GN!Reader

Context: They make you mad and they suffer for what’s coming. 😌

(P.S. you might hear some ghetto talking)

Macaque🌙

You couldn’t see what the problem was, you couldn’t see why he was upset. Recently you met Sun, The Monkey King himself and surprisingly he’s a swell guy; a little too flamboyant but a swell guy.

Too bad a certain boyfriend was too less than thrilled about his girl getting “buddy-buddy” with that guy.

“I don’t see what the big deal is, I mean Sun didn’t seem all that bad.” You watched as Macaque paced back in forth in anger.

“It does matter, you’re my girl and i want it to stay that way. Wukong is the type of guy who does whatever he wants with no regard for others!”

You sigh and rubbed a migraine that was coming. You were fully awake of their history together and while you completely sympathized with him, don’t you think it’s time he’d let that (Beep) go.

“Baby, don’t you think….That it’s time to let it go? It’s been, I dunno centuries? Surely-“ you were cut off by Macaque.

“Oh, I see. Of course you’d take his side. Everyone always takes his side. Monkey King this, Monkey King that, I thought my girlfriend all of people would support me but Nooo; you just have to be-“

Uh oh, he just set a bomb off. In 3….2….1…💥

(SLAP!)

You’re hand was stinging from the bitch slap you just gave to the shadow simian. No this bitch, did not just implied you were cheating!? Nuh-uh, you weren’t having it.

“Okay Macaroni, I’m gonna ignore all of that all because you’re angry and clearly not thinking straight. So I’m gonna bounce, and when you’ve calm down, give me a call. Bye baby” And just like that, you were gone.

Later on you were welcomed by a mount of flowers and small trinkets, his way of saying he’s sorry I guess.

“Sugarplum, I’m really sorry. I just- I mean- you’re my everything and I don’t want to-“ you hushed him and pulled him into your arms, gently combing your fingers through his silky fur.

“It’s okay baby, all is good. Just remember that I’m always gonna be here for you, always. But don’t you ever accuse me of something like that again, or else I’ll (Beep) your (Beep) straight up ‘til Sunday.

Oh damn, to him you’re so damn sexy when you’re mad! 🥰

Nezha🪷

You knew the consequences of dating royalty, and said royalty just happened to the Lotus Prince himself.

You loved Nezha, you really do. But sometimes….Ugh!😤 You couldn’t take it with his possessiveness, not to mention his overprotective nature. You can’t seem to go anywhere without tight supervision and you were starting to get sick and tired of it.

“Nezha, my love. You know I’ve never questioned you before but…This is ridiculous man! I can’t go anywhere without you scrutinizing me. I-I feel smothered. I am fully capable of looking after myself!”

“No, I insist on this. You have no idea of the constant dangers of the celestial world. Countless demons will try to find you because of your, purity and they will-“

You couldn’t take it anymore, you grabbed him by the shirt(or whatever he’s wearing) and looked him dead in his face. “You listen to me and listen good: I will not be treated as some mere fragile object and be cooped up in here forever. If you refuse to listen to me, then I shall take my leave.”

You turned to leave his castle, despite his pleas, you just needed some space right now, that’s all. You went to favorite hiding place and decided to mess around on your favorite instrument(flute for right now)

As you were too caught up in the melody, you failed to notice that Nezha had found you and was listening to your song.

“You always did had the most amazing music in the world, my love. (Sigh) I…I wish to apologize, I never mean’t for you to feel as if you were nothing but a fragile thing. I care deeply about you and-and the thought of loosing you just-“

Aww, now he’s crying 😢

Damn it, you couldn’t stay mad at him, you offered your hand gesturing him to come sit with you, you lay him down as his head rested on your lap. “It’s fine, my sweet prince. All is forgiven, just remember I want to be there by your side by any means necessary, even if that means I have to fight every demon in my way.

He sighed as he relaxed in your lap. “Your words are so precious to me. Could you carry on with your music, please?”

Red Son🔥🌶️

What is this guy’s problem, seriously it’s not like this ain’t happened before?

Your sweetheart, Red Son has suffered another humiliating defeat from “Noodle Boy” as he called him and he’s fuming in anger, literally.

“Sweetie calm down before you set something on fire-“

“I can’t! I need to be able to defeat him. He’s my enemy and that way I can finally show my father I can be of use to him. I figured you of all people would appreciate it if you’d at l least li-

Nope, no way in hell he’s gonna finish that sentence. You warned him what would happen if he called you a “Peasant” again.

So you’d grabbed him by the family jewels 💎

“Baby, I know you’re upset and you have my undying support, but don’t ever call me “Peasant” again, okay?”

(Whimpering) “Y-yes my dear, whatever you wish.”

You giggled and gives him a big smooch on the cheek. You can’t stay mad at your little firecracker.

MK🍜

It’s another day of The Great Wall Race, and you were aiming to win. And you were hoping to get some support from your baby Sokk- (Ahem, wrong fandom) MK! Your baby, MK.

But instead, he decided to race against you. Ain’t that a (Beep)

“Hey sweetie, hope you don’t mind if I race with you, is that okay!?” 😄

Okay, now he’s gonna get it. First, he’s got no clue what he’s doing and frankly, he’s going to get himself killed.

Makes things even worse since that whiny (Bleep) Red Son and his family are too!

In the end MK and Mei won the race and won the trophy. You laughed your ass off when MK thought he won the actual peach of immortality.

“Haha-haha! Looks like things didn’t go your way Huh, MK”

“Yeah, look babe I’m, I’m sorry about the whole thing. You’re the racer and I’m not. That’s why I love you too much.”

You whimpered and pulled him into a bone crushing hug, you love this boy too damn much.

(Well that’s it, I was gonna add Sun to this but didn’t really felt like it.)

[blehmehehhehneh]

The way I hate Sade more and more every new chapter that comes out

[volarenelcieloinfinito]

Euphoria 2x03 Thoughts

Ok let’s see how Cal’s backstory made him all repressed and fucked up

Oh so his dad is more than likely an abusive asshole

Oooh Derek is def jealous

Omg why is them dancing at the gay bar so cute?!

Goddamnit why did you have to make me sympathize with a character I can’t stand?! This is giving TLOU Pt. 2 feelings all over again.

Lmao Rue’s solo is AMAZING! That was so fun to watch!

Fuckin’ A Rue, lying to and gaslighting the people that actually love you ain’t it

Yo but why am I enjoying this Rue/Jules/Elliot dynamic so much? 😂

Elliot is hilarious and serving some excellent banter right now!

No but Rue getting so offended that Jules and Elliot negotiated a secret right in front of her 🤣

Ok so I guess Cal knows who Rue is, which I can’t remember if we knew before now

Oooh Rue & Jules out here getting spicy 🌶

God I hate that they are so cute together but such a recipe for disaster

YES! I am here for Lexi pursuing something she’s passionate about! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

The use of the HBO sounder had me cracking up

Cassie I’ve been trying to defend you but FUCK you are killing me here. He does not care about you. S T O P!

Yup the RJE dynamic is going to be gold until it is not, and then it’s going to get ugly.

Also Elliot wtf did you think was going to happen?! Scat play OMG 😂😂😂

Lmao damn you two, right in front of Elliot’s salad? 😜

Hi Fez! I love you! Thank you for not giving in to Rue’s crazy!

“Hey Rue-Rue” “Hi Cass” idk why but it was cute

Lmao yo has “Oklahoma” ever been said this many times in 30 seconds ever before?

Ok I love how concerned all of them got when Rue said yes to being on drugs.

“Bitch, you better be joking!” The delivery had me rolling!

CASSIE FOR FUCK’S SAKE! LOVE?!

Ah ok that was a fake out but she still obviously feels like that’s real

Theo!

Nate: I love how sick you are. Me: 🤮

Oh man poor Kat, that may have been the most awkward thing I’ve seen in a long while

Rue what in the holy fuck are you doing?!

Is Drug Lady serious? Does she seriously think giving this kid 10k in drugs is good idea? There is no way that bitch doesn’t know Rue’s an addict.

This whole scene with Fez, Ash and Cal has me DYING

You’re right Fezco, Nate is a fuckin bitch

Ash is such a gangster holy shit! 😂

“Dial bitch!” I am H O W L I N G!!!

“You tellin me you had sex with Jewel?”

“You didn’t know that you were recording?”

“I fucked up” “Obviously man!”

“Your son? The one that’s in love with Jewel?” Fez is out here serving comedic gold AND tea!

“What kinda weird-ass father-son shit is going on around here bro?” Omg this scene is killing me in the best way!

“You’re confused? I’m fucking confused bro!”

Fez you are officially my favorite character and that was the best scene of this episode. Hell, it may have been the best scene of this show. That was a Gen Z Who’s on First and it was fucking hysterical.

Wow, I knew Elliot was going to get between Rue and Jules relationship but not like this

Elliot is written so well though. He’s def growing on me.

Oh fuck

That scene with Ali legit made me sad

From what I’m seeing so far, Rue is going to end this season completely alone and either in jail, overdosing, badly hurt because of Drug Lady Laurie, or dead.

Ugh of course we’re back with Nate and Maddy. 😒

As an ending side note, in the behind the episode the costume designer basically said the opening with Cal in the 90’s was a period piece and I died a little inside.

[showtoonzfan]

I get we need lots more LGBT+ representation around in the world, but, like,,, media with straight couples is still going to, y’know, exist??? Wether we like it or not. It may be a little redundant and disappointing to see yet a another straight couple, but just because it’s a movie where the two romantic leads are heterosexual, it doesn’t mean that the movie is automatically going to be bad. Hold your judgements for until it releases.

Sorry if my point sounds offensive or muddled, I just wanted to say my piece.

Agreed, and it’s alright. Like…..here’s my gripe.

I get it, I want more gay stories too, but the hypocrisy really shows when people say they want more cultured stories, and then when they finally get that, they bitch because it doesn’t meet their standards. And once again, the damn movie isn’t even OUT yet. Like I can see where the LGBTQ+ community is coming from, but if you’re a person who’s attacking and bitching about a movie that isn’t even out yet simply because it’s a straight story, then I don’t sympathize with you. And yes, I get that people are also sick of the “forbidden love” trope but just because a movie has a trope that’s been used a lot, doesn’t mean it’s going to be bad, so long as it can add something new and creative to the table. We’ll have to wait and see. But yeah, I didn’t want to say this but people really need to wake up. I get that we all want more gay stories, but people need to realize that it’s fucking DISNEY. We’re never going to get an upfront movie that is a love story between two gay characters, at least not now. The closest we have to that are the Disney channel shows like Luz and Amity from the Owl House, and Molly and Libby from The ghost and Molly Mcgee. Disney doesn’t care about gay people, most of the time they have few gay characters only for clout and people need to realize that, like how they hyped up Lefou from the live action version of Beauty and the Beast, only for the “gay scene” to be 2 seconds long. I’m not saying you can’t want for more and demand more, but honestly at this point, if y’all want more gay media, watch something else and don’t turn to Disney, cause they’re mostly greedy assholes. It’s sad, but it’s the truth, I mean look at what Alex Hirsch had to go through when he was writing Gravity Falls, or how Disney cut out a character in Turning Red that was supposed to be trans, and another character that was going to kiss a female.

And don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to sound like I’m saying “oh the people who keep saying “we want more gay stories” should drop it lol”- cause I’m all for wanting to make a change and expanding on storytelling and media, and people deserve to ask for that, it’s just that they’re doing it in the worst way possible. By shitting on a movie that isn’t even out yet, you’re not getting your point across well. If you want to turn to Disney and ask for more stories regarding the LGBTQ+ community, do something like protesting, or making blogs and having your voice heard. Or, you could work on a story yourself. But again, I wouldn’t be so mad had some of the community not once again acted like jerks (not every member, just referring to the people who are mad at this movie because it’s straight). Y’all need to realize that Disney is the last…the LAST company you should expect to provide you with gay media. I do hope they change some day, but it ain’t ganna be now. Just don’t take it up with a movie that isn’t even freaking out yet.

[kradogsrats]

Rewatch Shitposts: S2, Ep 1-4

i.

JANAAAAAAI

Amaya definitely knocked those other two dudes straight into lava, though

God I hope we see Ellis again and she’s a weird teenage girl now

NO ONE HAS CLEANED HARROW’S ROOM??????

Ezran just straight yeeting Zym oh my god

I hope we see the other primal nexuses? Star Nexus should be like the Ninth Gate in Abhorsen, don’t @ me

We’ll just not talk about the elf Argonath there, nerds

Crow Master also perfect character

ii.

Oh come on Soren, a coup de grace is an automatic critical hit

Yeah probably a good thing Claudia knew about the mirror, because Viren talking to himself to exposition about it is… something

Really appreciate the faux medieval two-tine forks

Awkward teen date is go

Does Ezran’s “it could be more up” critique of Callum’s hair explain Callum’s s4 style?

“You built a zip-line today!” “I took no joy in that!” plEASE

“Or was it just differently true?” I really hope Claudia gets to grow old and become exactly like Lujanne

Okay just remember… no matter how bad your first date was it can’t have been as bad as Callum and Claudia’s

iii.

ugh the moon nexus sequence is also so loooooong where’s Aaravos

NO Soren protective big brother feelings, I can’t handle this

Real pointed with the “prince who will have to learn to be king without his father to teach him” thing, here

AARAVOS

… looks for a book and then leaves without taking one with him?

… you just KNOW he’s been walking back and forth like that for two hours waiting for Viren to wake up and see him

man if I was Rayla though I’d probably also get violently motion sick riding Phoe-Phoe

iv.

Wow that is a really pretty sky matte painting

Yeeeah I’d definitely puke during that rapid air descent, dislike

Aaravos immediately seeing the fucking staff and smirking oh my god

He has absolutely had that box ready for like 500 years waiting for some idiot to appear, and here he is, that idiot

Incidentally they’d better fucking explain at some point the way the novelization calls out Viren remembering that Kpp’Ar had one of the same boxes, or I will explode

FUCK the music cue on Villads’s second eyepatch reveal, I’m dying

“The Ruthless, named after me dear wife, Ruth. Who sadly… don’t enjoy sailing.” is the joke from this series that I relentlessly quote to people not familiar with it

VIREN PLEASE he’s hot yes but is he that hot? Is he?

yeah so... I have a lot of questions about that lava waterwheel that will definitely never be answered and yet haunt me

Aw man, it’s only the novelization that has the Crow Master’s response to Viren’s “I was in the bathroom” as “Sounds serious!” which imo is way funnier

Having once felt it necessary to poke an exposed wire with my bare finger specifically to see if it was carrying live current (it was, and do not do that), I sympathize a little with Callum’s dumbass lightning rod moment lmao

Amaya like “bitch you did NOT just ruin my SECOND sword”

Nothing will ever be as sexy as that exchange of “come at me” gestures between Amaya and Janai

Aaravos literally just standing there with the knife for like eight hours

fdsfffdd and the fucking thirst trap in the credits sketches, they all knew exactly what they were doing

[cosmicjoke]

Ah, chapters 113 & 114 of AoT, and I’ve only got one thing to say.

Zeke, am I supposed to be feel sorry for the bitch?  Well I DON’T.

No, seriously, fuck this guuuuuuuuy, I know I keep saying it again and again, but God damn, if these two chapters didn’t just solidify my hatred for the bastard.

First of all, he is just... the most whiny, delusional, self-pitying pathetic loser, just... he really is.  I feel like a character in a Peanuts comic strip every time he opens his mouth.  All I hear is “whaa, whaa, whaa”.  And his delusions of grandeur would almost be funny if they weren’t so pathetic.  

Here’s the thing, alright, and I’m sorry if I’m going to offend any Zeke fans with what I’m about to say, but too bad, I guess.  

Everything out of this shitheads mouth is a lie.  And just because he’s convinced himself of his own bullshit doesn’t make the lies coming out of his mouth any more true.

He turns Levi’s fellow soldiers into Titans.  He does this without remorse.  Don’t try to tell me Zeke felt bad about it.  He didn’t.  You know how I know he didn’t?  Because in his private moments in the immediate aftermath, he mocks Levi over having done it, gloating about his supposed master plan of using Levi’s compassion against him and utilizing it to ensure Levi’s own demise.  Zeke’s entire attitude here is sickeningly unbothered, unburdened, uncaring, and smug in the EXTREME.  He mocks Levi’s compassion, literally makes fun of it and lambasts it as a pathetic sign of weakness when he says “I know you’re a caring leader.  Your soldiers haven’t done anything wrong.  They’ve just grown a little bigger.  You wouldn’t, say, slice them to pieces over that, would you?”.  This is Zeke making fun of the fact, finding AMUSEMENT in the fact that he’s just murdered 30 people who have never done a single thing to him, and reveling in what he thinks is a victory that will lead to Levi’s own death, reveling in having taken advantage of and weaponizing a better man’s kindness and compassion.  Zeke is ENJOYING this moment.  Just like he enjoyed killing all those soldiers in Shinganshina.  And then, the kicker, and this is a particular point about Zeke that just makes me absolutely sick, he pretends to himself as if he didn’t want to do it.  He PLAYS at his own regret, saying, “I didn’t want do this either,” and yet in the very next breath, continues to treat what he’s done with grotesque flippancy, saying “Still, how sad... There wasn’t even a battle or skirmish.”  Gloating over how easily he’s bested Levi and his men, before going on to sink further into his insane delusions of grandeur, blaming their inability to trust one another on Levi’s inability to “understand”.  I’m sorry, Zeke, but no.  You didn’t even TRY to help Levi understand, too wrapped up in your own egotistical god-complex to consider it a possibility.  ‘Oh, only I could possibly understand, along with Eren, the great task we two special beings have been burdened with.  He makes assumptions about Levi’s life, about the kinds of things he’s seen and experienced, and convinces himself that they couldn’t be anything like what Zeke has (which, hilariously, is all wrong, since out of everyone, Levi knows better than anyone else in the SC what it’s like to be treated as a second class citizen).  Zeke just assumes Levi couldn’t possibly ever grasp the complexities of the outside world, and so that’s why Zeke didn’t even bother trying to talk to him.  Blah, blah, blah.  No, Zeke, you didn’t share your stupid ass plan because you wanted to continue to feel special, like you’re the chosen one who gets to decide the fate of an entire race of people.  The most hilarious part of this entire sequence is when Zeke is thinking Levi couldn’t ever understand the concept of all the world’s militaries bearing down on Paradis at once, and what that means, couldn’t grasp the urgency of the situation, as if ZEKE HIMSELF isn’t completely fucking responsible for that situation in the first place.  Zeke literally engineered it.  He created the problem, and now wants to position himself as the savior.  He’s just such a loser man.  The God damned definition.  

And as if all of that wasn’t bad enough, when it turns out Zeke’s plan to take Levi out failed miserably, and Levi comes after his sorry ass like a bat out of hell, Zeke continues to mock Levi, to laugh at what Levi’s just had to do in order to survive and pursue Zeke.  He says “Where’d your adorable little men go!?  Don’t tell me you killed them all!  The poor things!”.  Are you fucking serious?  Zeke’s behavior here is one of the most sickening things in the entire story, bar none.  The way he laughs at Levi here for having to cut down 30 of his friends and comrades, the absolute display of sociopathic glee and disregard for the severe, horrific trauma he’s just caused this man, is honestly shocking.  Man, I’m sorry, but anyone who sympathizes with Zeke over Levi after this display maybe needs to reevaluate their moral compass, because it’s damned broken.  And just as an aside, Zeke’s cowardly fear of Levi is also pretty damned funny.  He’s just such a bitch./

We go from this perverse display of psychopathic megalomania into Zeke’s backstory, and again, I’m sorry if I’m gonna offend any Zeke fans here, but to all of that, I ask, so effing what?  Oh, boohoo, Zeke’s mommy and daddy didn’t shower him with praise or spend any time playing catch with him, and somehow, I guess, this is meant to excuse his attempts later in life to commit mass genocide.  Poor, poor Zeke.  Yes, his childhood was sad, he experienced neglect from his parents for two whole years, was used by them as a pawn for their idiotic plans, and ended up disappointing his father when it turned out he had no real talent.  And again I ask, so what?  This sort of experience isn’t exactly what one would call unique, or even extreme.  There are countless children in the world who go through the exact same thing in various forms.  Parents who put too much pressure on their kids to succeed, parents who try living vicariously through their children, parents who make their disappointment known and even punish their children for failing to live up to their expectations (something Zeke’s parents never did, by the way).  The point is, this isn’t even what one would classify as extreme hardship.  It’s a sad story of a child being neglected and not receiving enough love from his parents.  This isn’t to undermine the very real pain one experiences from those things.  Not at all.  That pain is real and legitimate.  But it’s also fairly common and pedestrian, as far as childhood trauma is concerned, and it doesn’t even remotely begin to justify the extreme lengths of megalomaniacal, sociopathic, genocidal tendencies he later displays.  Also, Zeke also had his grandparents, who did love him and spent lots of time with him.  He had Mr. Ksaver, who played with him and acted as a mentor to him.  It wasn’t like Zeke had no one and grew up with zero connections.  That’s BS.  

Levi calls this bitch on his shit later in chapter 114, as Zeke’s muttering away in his delusions about how he’s “saving everyone”.  He asks Zeke “That was your plan?  Mercy killings?”.  Levi’s asking Zeke here who the hell gave him the right to decide who lives and who dies?  Who gave him the right to decide who’s life is WORTH living?  When Levi says him getting to die by being eaten by a Titan is pretty merciful, considering he stole the lives of so many of his comrades, Zeke’s reply speaks volumes about just how warped and demented his thinking is, when he says “I stole nothing.  I... saved them.  Them and the children they would have... I saved them all... from this cruel world.”.  He’s literally justifying murdering countless people by trying to redefine that murder as “saving” them.  It’s not murder because it saved them from ever having to suffer again!  He’s absolving himself here of his sins by casting his actions in not just a favorable light, but trying to sell them as heroic and admirable.  He takes no, actual responsibility for what he’s done.  He removes himself from that responsibility by pretending he was doing a good thing, an honorable, noble thing, by murdering a whole bunch of people who’d never done jack shit to him.  Yippee for Zeke, I guess.  He’s the very definition of an ego-maniac, of someone suffering from a messiah complex.  He’s insane, and morally depraved.  The very fact that he’s the one who comes up with the idea of eradicating the Eldian race by rendering them infertile is only further proof of this.  What teenager comes up with a plan to exterminate an entire race of people and thinks it’s a good idea?

Right before he blows himself and Levi up, he screams “I’m hope you’re watching, Mr. Ksaver!”.  He’s indulging in his own, fanciful notions of himself as the “chosen one”, as a unique person who alone is capable of delivering humanity to salvation.  He’s showing off, asking Mr. Ksaver to watch him as he “saves the world”, because all he cares about, really, is making himself feel special, of fulfilling what he’s deluded himself into believing is his destiny, his right to decide the fate of the world. 

And then he almost kills Levi in the process.

I swear, I wish Levi had just chopped his shitty head off right then and there.  No one can blame Levi for chopping the bastards legs up like he did, for being so angry.  It wasn’t just that Zeke had killed so many of his fellow soldiers by turning them into Titans, or tried to kill Levi by turning them into Titans, it’s also how Zeke laughed about it, and laughed at the pain he’d caused Levi, treating all of it as if it was worth nothing, and then having the unmitigated gall to cast himself as the hero bestowing his benevolent mercy on all.  Give me a fucking break.

Fuck you Zeke.  I hope you rot in hell, you dumb shit.  

Also, fuck you to Floch too.  I hate that bastard almost as much.

[postyxmendes]

i do not feel bad for that woman…like i’m sorry you were so toxic to him and not just him but your own daughter and not only that this whole incident could’ve been avoided if you didn’t go to their house in the first place, i don’t condone what Zayn allegedly did but at some point y’all gotta realize people have a breaking point and he very well reached his when she invaded his daughters privacy but what i won’t do is sympathize with a racist, fatphobic, toxic human being i’m sorry i can’t

oh and if this rumor is true Yolonda you’re a sick bitch bc that means you knew the baby wasn’t his and still let him believe it was

[alligatorjesie]

Ben Solo is my all time favorite character from anything ever & I've been in love with him since the very first sequel movie, but your intense anger at that person is the reason us Ben fans get such a bad rap. You're justified in your anger, but the way you went about it was wrong & you could have at least tried to explain yourself without resorting to name-calling & other nasty words. I'm sick and tired of people like you giving the rest of us Ben fans a bad name. (1/3)

First off, fucking whomst? Show me the fucking cunt who is a reylo and as foul tempered as me. Because I’m having fucking troubles thinking of one. Show me these people, I wanna meet them and start a angry reylo podcast.

I’m not saying there ain’t assholes in our fandom, there sure as fucking shit is and I’m undoubtedly one of them but for my own good fucking reasons which we’ll get into in a moment, don’t you fret.

I only ask this because in my personal experience, and who would have the most experience in the reylo fandom interacting with fellow reylos than a fucking reylo, is they’re all very nice and sweet people who don’t have much of a desire for aggression, much like you. However, I don’t know if you’ve noticed but very kind a sweet people get walked on, and I’m fucking tired of that shit so you’ll just have to fucking excuse me if I get a might cuntish around fucking dicknozzles nosing there way into my fandom space, a place that has experienced one of the most soul crushing purges in recent history which is yet another open wound we’re all still dealing with, to shout negative shit in my face on my turf. Because 8 Fucking Years of harassment which kinda feels like it’s coming from every fucking direction can make a person a little fucking mean. Kinda like a character I also know and love a lot and sympathize with as to why he might wanna just go ape shit from time to time. Kylo Ren, let your fucking hate run through me

Are you taking ownership of the Ben Solo fandom? Good on you anon, I wish you the best but you can’t control this wild pony. I don’t care how softly scolding your pleas are. I’m too fucking old to give a shit, that field has grown barren around the time The Rise of Skywalker came out and there is only fucking salt left. So salt I shall become.

You got that wrong by the way I’m very old and I’m well past caring about your being offended. I’m now the offender. That sounded wrong, I’m sorry.

What I mean to say I will offend people by calling them things like ‘shit encrusted hobbit feet’ and there ain’t fucking dick you can do about it mate. I will not temper my fury or my filthy mouth for anyone and anyone I do throw shit at probably deserved it. I don't hate randomly, I hate for reasons. And I do my research!

What do you care if I tell a anti to go suck a giant horse cock? You think this anti was going to ever come out of an argument with a reylo having a fucking positive experience? That cunt came onto tumblr just to make a post to bitch about reylos over an issue with the plot that is literally explained in the movie because they want to hate reylo more than they care to pay fucking attention. I’ll bet you one fucking thing for sure, they never make that fucking argument again, and if they do I’ll fucking find them and remind them how fucking wrong they are. Again. And Again. Until they fucking learn.

Arguably, you shouldn’t be making beef online unless you are emotionally prepared to be told and shown far worse things. I grew up here on the fucking internet. I was born in this fucking darkness. Having some shit for brains get upsetty that I called them a fucking pile of shit and then told them I fuck their mother/father isn’t going to cause me pause. My actions are justified, if you'll allow me to explain.

Hey! Let’s do something ‘fun’ for a second.

Let’s look up @somethingscarlet13 ‘s tumblr account real quick. Let’s search the word ‘Reylo’ on their page and see what pops up, for shits and giggles.

I personally found 11 pages pertaining to Reylo on their account and fucking spoiler alert; not a single one of them are positive.

The negative posts started over 5 years ago and have only gotten worse from there.

Let’s look at some of the things I found:

A post on page one that reads: Reylo shippers die challenge.

Mind you this is in multiple of this person’s post. I found another one on page 6 and countless calls for attacking members of the reylo fandom on many pages.

Fuck, the post I originally replied to started in the tags: I can’t wait until the day all reylos die out

And other such gems as: I’m glad Ben Solo is dead

And

Many, Many posts that just state all Reylos are racist.

And

Screencaps of artwork made by fans just so they can mock them.

And

more screen grabs of other arguments they’ve had with reylos and mocking them.

Listen, I’m not a fucking monk. I’m allowed to hate. And I’ll tell you something right now, I hate @somethingscarlet13. I think if this person was on fire in front of me, crying and begging for mercy to do something about all this fire I wouldn’t piss on them to put them out. This person wants me AND YOU to die all because we like a canon ship.

I’ve look into this user’s history. They have been anti reylo since at least 5 years ago that I can see, probably more. To the point they posted shit like ‘Reylos should just die lol’. I don’t think I OR YOU are turning this fucknut’s opinion around any fucking day soon love, not to fuckin’ worry. 

And this is just reylo. This person seems like they hate a lot of things. I only hate antis, a considerably shorter list.

Go on now. Go to @somethingscarlet13 ‘s tumblr, search 'hate' and sit down with it for a few minutes. Just keep scrolling. Do you honestly think this person, who has spent this much time and energy into hating something so much they wish death upon the people who do like it to the point they have years upon years of content that calls for violence against us is going to have a fucking change of heart suddenly? Are you fucking daft?

The only consequence of my calling this fucking ass boil out is to inform a person who was always going to hate members of this fandom to go fuck off into the sunset and never fucking come back is hopefully they fucking never come back. There is a time and place to be kind and welcoming and this isn’t fucking one of them.

I don’t want them to come back.

You fucking shouldn’t either.

[redversaillesrose]

Hi! I just wanted to say I'm a big fan of your blog!! I followed you because I love vampires too but ahhh!! Now that I see you posting about Death Note; I must know who is your favorite character?!?! :')

Thank you so much, dear! I'll give you my top three because it's three am and I can't sleep <3

3. Original girlboss Misa Amane. No one was doing it like my girl Misa. More toxic than the elephant's foot, and with a milkshake that could bring all the Shinigamis to the human world, Misa is portrayed in a way that, on a surface level, makes it look like she has no personality other than being in love with her girlfriend; but, personally, I will always be a slut for some good ol' fashioned undying devotion with a bit of unhealthy obsession on the side, so she's my number three. Also, as I've already said once, that queen saw the most prolific mass murderer of all time and went to visit him that same night because he was stupid cute. Relatable.

2. L. There's not much for me to explain here other than I sympathize on a molecular level with the lacerating need to prove to people I'm right on some very specific thing, even if everything points to the opposite and the odds of me succeeding are slim to none. One day I'll die and bitches will think of me when Light Yagami turns out to be Kira. Even if I was totally besties with him.

HONORABLE MENTION goes to Soichiro Yagami because that man is all a girl could possibly dream of. Unhinged when it comes to standing up for what's right, my man straight up drove a stolen ambulance into a building, he is NOT fucking around. This man has balls of steel, and I'm here for it. He has a moral compass that would make the most chronically-online tumblrina shake in her boots. He literally is Justice™, Your Honor. He's also a DILF, but that goes without saying.

1. Light Yagami. Listen, I'm not proud of my choices, I'm just aware of them. 

EDIT: Fuck it, I actually am proud of my choices and I’m sick of acting like I’m not. 

[ohayopoko]

To my mutuals and my readers…

I truly am sorry yall had to see me down in the gutter checking bitches like this, I really am. I apologize to y’all cause I know y’all come to my blog for a good time, for some good smut😏 and lately it’s just been drama and that’s not what I’m about.

However, I will NEVER apologize for the way I handled that situation and def AIN’T apologizing for no shit I ain’t start because I was more than nice and understanding in the beginning and I tried to ignore and let the other party play victim because they couldn’t understand the foreign action of taking accountability for their own actions.

Now, I don’t know exactly what the streets are saying about me because I really do not care to indulge in internet beef w a unstable dookie mouf weirdo bitch, but let me just clear something up because mfs throwing dirt on my good name like I did something wrong;

1. I did not send minors to interact with NSFW blogs

In MY blog rules I state that minors CAN interact with MY blog simply because it is the internet and people are gonna do wtf they wanna do. That does NOT mean my blog rules apply to other blogs and whoever is spreading the rumor that I told minors it was okay to interact w nsfw blogs can literally go kill themselves.

2. I did NOT send minors porn links and this accusation just goes to show how sick and mentally fucked up in the head the person accusing me is.

3. I didn’t send mfs to bully anybody, anything that person got was in direct consequences to the content they put out on their blog

I was over the whole situation until this morning I woke up and saw the person tagging me in shit and accusing me of sending people to send her death threats or w.e I didn’t fully read everything I just skimmed but apparently the person thinks they’re sending hate on my behalf and I promise y’all, I never cared that much about a bitch to cyber bully ha okay?

Let’s also remember I never willingly interacted with this person she hmu one day begging me to support and reblog her writing and it was beyond weird so I brushed her off but then they followed me and joined my gc’s kept interacting- they just became a fan so I decided to humor them and try to be mutuals since they were showing so much initiative.

For those who are confused abt how this all started keep reading but dis da last time I will mention this drama on my blog cause I hate giving roaches clout but basically, Aii so boom-

Now, when they were boasting about their racist!Eren fic in the “Pink Punani Groupchat” which I was barely ever active in I jumped in and I was like “What? No” and when we were discussing why it was offensive and hurtful to some this person left the gc and they only came back when one unfortunate user started to praise their racist smut again. Now I will admit the gc got staticky and I tried my best to be respectful because everyone there was my mutuals but it got out of hand and the arguing went on because the person got defensive and refused to take any accountability or understand where everybody else was coming from.

I also had a private chat w the person and I explained to them how I felt when I saw the racist!Eren content, I explained this fandoms mistreatment of black women, I explained how I would not be the only one who’s uncomfortable with that kind of content and I explained how it could hurt or impact other black girls scrolling on tumblr who could come across it because the warnings weren’t explicit enough.

Nobody in the gc shat on her writing, nobody in the gc insulted her either we gave praise and constructive criticism and the first thing I said to her when we stepped out of the gc to talk was “respectfully ur writing is bomb, u always drop hot shit,”

During the conversation they acted as if they understood and they were remorseful and I tried to sympathize and put myself in her shoes too and that was last thing I said to her regarding the situation. In the gc we discussed it a bit more and they got defensive all over again and started attacking people then they left the gc the next morning.

The whole situation left me so drained I deleted both gc’s and I blocked the person but my mutuals let me know they were spinning shit on their blog to make us look like we attacked them, berated them and bullied them.

Again, I let ha rock and it was like 2 or 3 days after I found out she was stalking my friend Myah on her social media platforms and she kept unblocking her to send hate then blocking her again and it was weird because she thought it was Myah harassing her when we literally left her the entire way alone after the whole gc situation.

So I took it upon myself to address the person directly and yes, I was disrespectful and no, I do not care. I also do not give a fuck that she’s receiving death threats about her racist smut it’s not my business and I did not send anybody talk shit about ha motha’s neck. I wasn’t even worried abt ha yall think I’m worried about ha motha’s neck?😭✋🏾

This is the LAST time I will be addressing this situation on my blog, this is the last time I will be putting energy into a group of chopped bitches who can’t read the room cause they obviously could never get like me or get close to me so they gotta throw dirt on my name and paint me out to be the bad guy ringleader or some shit man idk idc but anyways

I said what I said, I’m standing on it and can’t no bitch knock me off. 🗣

All anons and submissions pertaining to this situation will be deleted💓

[warriorsultimateguide]

Unless you’re a professional psychologist (not a student. Students don’t count.) who KNOWS how people cope with trauma is diverse, you don’t get a say on what “supporting” pedophilia is; you might as well just cancel the Erins as a whole! Bc of the things they write. Please STOP comparing mine and others trauma to stupid fucking cat ships, and this is coming from an “anti” aka a normal person like you. I’m sick of seeing you bitch about it. Stop sucking your own dick for clout. Ffs.

I Do genuinely hope that sending this gave you some...i don't know...inner peace? Like, if yelling at a stranger on the internet is what it takes to make you feel better then that's fine.

one thing I DO need you to understand is your trauma and my trauma are diverse, and i'm not bringing that into the equation whatsoever. I'm glad you didn't send this off of anon, I wouldn't have felt comfortable posting it if you had.

I sympathize and understand what you're trying to say to me, but that is not the point of any of what i've been saying. again, i hope you got something out of this that's worthwhile, and that you eventually heal.

[momoliee]

[cfc ch73]

He jiwei : when I first saw her, she was wearing a long red dress

Me sitting here not giving a flying fuck :

‘Came in contact with a leaked virus’ more like the virus was inserted into her on purpose 🙃

Wait so was the treatment was what made he yu the way he is or was it the virus…how much of it was the mother aware of (I bet all of it)? Hmm

The first emperor is what that other old woman on the island was talking about…

I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry IM SORRY BUT THIS IS SO FUNNY

so you mean to tell me, that he yu wasn’t even abandoned because he did smth psychotic or because he’s a psycho in the first place, but because…because in order to birth him safely his mother took a dangerous drug that made her lose her beauty and so she detested him ever since for that…????? LMFAOOOOOOOOO

BITCH BYE! YOU DETESTED YOUR OWN SON FOR NOT BEING YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL ANYMORE? Well it was your fault you birthed him you piece of scum lmfao I can’t believe this conceited bitch and we are suppose to PITY HER? Get out. GET OUT.

Gu mang’s mother willingly had her whole beautiful face burned in order to be able to take care and raise her son in the best way possible, millions of mothers gain pounds and pounds of weight and develop stretch marks because of their pregnancy and birth, mo ran’s mother didn’t just lose her looks, she lost her status and career and fame and previous prestige and ended up on the streets just cause she got pregnant. What the fuck is HER excuse? She had a husband who loved her either way, the child she fought so hard to birth needed her cause the drug she took made him sick, and all she cared about was her beauty? Fuck. Her.

I get that beauty is important in this society we live in and so many people have deteriorating mental health because of it but…this is fucked up sorry I can’t sympathize.

She feels guilty? Awww🥺🥺 maybe if she’s so fucking guilty she would’ve looked her son in the eyes or been there for his birthday or idk at least knew what foods made him allergic or maybe…maybe if she felt guilty for his condition then she would’ve…she would’ve gotten him proper treatment?!?!?!?!?!?!

Pls don’t tell me this pathetic backstory actually got to he yu…I can’t believe they want their abandoned unloved child to be kinder to them cause they lost their beauty and charm lmfao, her son suffered the REAL side effects of that drug. While all she did was lose her appearance? Her son lost his SANITY before he was even BORN and yet SHE is the victim ?

I can’t believe he yu actually accepted that story🥲

New doctor? Now? After what ma’am.

[jui-imouto-chan]

Ouran High School Host Club AU (Inspired by this post)

Yes, I used everybody they offered as the characters (and more!), it’s just a really big club. 

(It will 200% get bigger if I keep writing this, don’t test me)

Ship Tags: MiyaHina, AtsuHina, OsaHina, OiHina, KurooHina, BokuHina, AkaaHina, TsukiHina, UshiHina, AoHina, HyakuHina, NishiHina/NoyaHina, Hinata Harem aka Hinata/Everyone. 

Loosely follows plot, but a few things have been changed to match Haikyuu more, such as:

•Hinata isn’t an honor-student, he’s on an athletics scholarship (and while there are plenty of decent athletes there, they’re all rich enough to not need a scholarship)

•Hinata wears blue-light glasses often. He has good vision but having the glasses framing his vision helps him focus in class instead of getting (as) distracted.

•Yachi and Hinata switch off on some Haruhi stuff but Yachi isn’t the one the guys are all simping for.

•Yachi is an actual honor student but she’s not on the kinda full-ride scholarship Hinata is on. She’s like, partially rich, but not enough for Ouran (so she gets bullied or at least teased.)

•Hinata and Yachi got to be really good friends at orientation since she can sympathize with him better than all the actual rich people, and she helps him with his studies so he doesn’t completely flunk his classes. 

•The Twins, like Hikaru and Kaoru, have the same color hair (brunette) atm

•Hinata’s mom is a drag king to parallel Haruhi’s dad’s sitch

•Oikawa doesn’t let Iwaizumi into the club because he kills his eccentricity and egotism. None of the others can vibe check him the way Iwa-Chan does so that’s why he seems even more unbearable and thus more Tamaki-like.

••

Hinata tried to figure out where Yachi disappeared to, peering down halls and into classrooms through small openings of the doors. “Yachi-saaaan...”

He barely registered the vague scent of roses and sweets saturating the air as he pushed the door softly. 

The wood swung open as though pulled, Hinata stumbling through with a shout. A breeze and rose petals drifted by his face as he opened his eyes, head whipping up to view the silhouettes of the boys not too far from the door.

“Welcome to the Harukou Host Club!”

“Th-The... --What’s a host club?”

Hinata watched as all of the boys’ faces fell into befuddlement. 

“W-What a funny joke,” a brunet, sat upon a throne-like chair, commented, his fingers interlocked beneath his chin. “Isn’t that cute? Trying to win our hearts with humor.”

“But--”

“So, what kind of guys do you like? We’ve got plenty of types to spare, and I don’t think any of them have any problem attending to a male--ah, sorry, what’re your pronouns? That was rude of me to assume.”

Hinata’s instinctive, “He/him,” came out before he could attach his protests at the services offered, his stress elevating as the brunet hopped out of his chair and sauntered over to him, hands extended in shows of eccentricity.

“We haven’t gotten a boy, yet, huh, ‘Tsumu?” one of the guys still in the group commented, his arm draped over the shoulder of his exact copy (sans the parting of the brown locks). 

“No, but that’s because the only boys we’re involved with are each other,” the copy, ‘Tsumu(?), said, grabbing the other’s chin to hold his gaze. They stared into each other’s eyes for a second before their faces got a little green, the two of them separating to mime vomiting whilst laughing.

Hinata had to tune back into the brunet approaching him, who seemed to be going off on a tirade about beauty and elegance. He tuned back out almost immediately, finding even schoolwork to be more interesting.

“’Tsumu and ‘Samu are awful at the twincest-schtick, don’tcha think?”

“Right? I thought so, too. We’d be ten bajillion times better at it if we were identical twins!”

The ravenette rolled his eyes, although he drew in the other smugly. “Identical or not, the reason we work is because I’m a good actor.” Then, placatingly, he amended, “And you’re not hard to tease and smother with affection.”

His silver companion’s eyes lit up. “Man, you’re so cool, Kuroo.”

“Make sure to call me Tetsu when there are girls here.”

“Oooh do I get a nickname? Like, Kouta instead of Koutaro?”

Kuroo grinned, “Don’t give me an offer like that. I’ll call you Honey or Beloved, and while we’re raking in the cash, Akaashi’ll sell a bunch of merchandise with it.”

Another ravenette, probably Akaashi, nodded calmly as he penciled into his notebook. Beside him, a tall blonde smirked, his glasses flashing menacingly as he tapped away into a calculator. Kuroo and the silveret both paled and protested at him, which he seemed to ignore.

Speaking of ignoring things...

“You’ve been talking a long time, haven’t you?”

The brunet, knelt on the floor near a table, glanced over at him like he forgot who he was talking at. “Is that praise of my oratory skills? I’ve always been told that people get lost in my speeches, and it’s no surprise that you’ve gotten so enthralled with one!”

Seems like I wasn’t the only one who got lost, Hinata thought, noting the despondent, glazed eyes of some of the occupants. A short guy with a patch of blonde hair jumped up into a handstand on the shoulders of one of the taller guys in the back with white hair, and it was made evident that, no, some of them just always appeared completely detached from reality.

“So, anyway, what kind of guy is your type, Mr. Athlete? Maybe you like the cool type? The boy lolita?”

“—I AM NOT THAT SHORT—”

“You are quite that short,” the brunette continued, “Or maybe you like the strong silent type? —We have three of those. We also have twins—identical and fraternal— if you’re into the taboo kinda stuff. We don’t kinkshame here.”

“Maybe we should,” muttered the blonde guy with the calculator. His mouth was covered by a silver-haired guy with black ends, whose face betrayed no emotion even as the blonde fought against his palm irately.

“I’m not into this kind of thing,” Hinata said quickly, “Besides, doesn’t it cost money? I don’t think I’d be able to afford something like this, anyway.”

“Speaking of not being able to afford things... Shouldn’t we check up on her?” Probably-Akaashi motioned to a corner of the room with a piano and a familiar blonde girl hiding beneath its bench, sobbing meekly into her knees.

“Yachi-san!”

Hinata raced over to her, her head whipping up at his call. Her teary eyes let loose some sparkling droplets as she leapt at him, although the rope binding her ankles to the bench prevented her from fully reaching him. He thankfully was close enough that he saved her from a tumble to the floor.

“Hinataaaa,” she whined into his shoulder, “I’m going to have to sell my organs!!!”

“What!?”

“She came into our clubroom earlier and broke the vase we were supposed to sell at an auction,” explained one of the twins.

“It was worth eight million yen, and she told us she doesn’t have enough money but that she’ll sell her organs in order to pay us back, which is impressive in the dedication but very concerning.”

“We had Wakatoshi-kun put her on the bench to calm down, but she tied herself to it because she thought she would be our prisoner as a punishment.”

Yachi clearly tuned them out, too busy crying and hiding in Hinata’s arms. The redhead patted her on the head, wondering how things could get this weird in less than twenty minutes of her being out of his sight.

“Yachi-san.”

No response. Her blubbers were even less coherent now.

“Yachi-san!” He shook her by the shoulders until she blinked up at him. “I’ll help you, okay? Just promise me you’ll be more careful. And help me with my homework again!”

“Hinata...”

He grinned at her and patted her head. When he turned back to the group of boys, he could see they parted somewhat to allow the brunet to be visible whilst lounging on his throne that was turned to face them.

“I’ll be taking on Yachi-san’s debt,” he declared. The brunet rested his cheek on his fist and peered down his nose at him, smirk drawing his lips.

‘Kuroo’ spoke up, “Hoh? All eight million? Are you sure you can make it up, Chibi-chan?”

“You couldn’t even afford a school uniform; how do you plan to pay us back?” said the blonde guy, eyeing his white-and-pink tracksuit with no lack of judgment.

“I’ll...” Hinata glanced back at Yachi, her eyes glistening, and steeled his resolve, “I’ll do whatever it takes.”

“Then, Chibi-chan, from here on,” the brunet guy’s voice, initially dropped, lilted upward as his amusement mounted, "You’ll be our bitch.”

“What.”

•

Hinata frowned at the smudges all over his lenses, ignoring the twins (both sets) measured him for his uniform. 

He almost didn’t notice when Kuroo bent down to meet his eye-level and gently grasped the frames of his blue-light glasses. “Alright, Chibi-chan, we’ll be taking these. Though it doesn’t even seem like you need them, huh, since these lenses don’t really have any magnification?”

“Well, no, but since we have a lot of work on laptops here I thought they’d be better to have.”

Kuroo hummed and slipped them off his ears and nose, and all of the twins gawked at him as he blinked up at them.

“What?”

Osamu kicked Atsumu’s calf, and the Miyas dragged Bokuto away with them.

“Nothing,” said Kuroo, “Maybe they just forgot you’d have a face behind these.”

“Oh, I’ve done that before! Like when people are sick for a long time and they wear a mask, I kinda forget they have mouths!”

“Yeah, just like that.” 

•

“What kind of coffee is this?” The brunet, now known to be Oikawa Tooru, asked, beckoning Hinata over with the most obnoxious “come-hither” motion to ever exist.

“Instant. I don’t really understand coffee, but this is what my mom buys. It’s just cheap enough that I still have money for lunch.”

Oikawa sputtered at Hinata’s lackluster funding for his nutrition, although his mind finished processing what was said about the coffee itself before he could really express any amount of disbelief at the former.

“What do you mean ‘instant’? Are the beans already ground or something?”

Hinata blinked. “Coffee’s made of beans?”

Oikawa sighed heavily and drew up to his full height, holding the coffee container skyward as a few girls approached for their hosting appointment.

“Alright, you know what? I’m up for a challenge! I’m going to try some commoner’s coffee!”

The girls in the clubroom gave shrieks of surprise, Oikawa’s announcement drawing the attention of the entire room. Hinata longingly and despondently stared outside at the people running around the track and beginning practices for their various sports, allowing himself to be dragged away by the club president.

“Darn rich people,” he mumbled.

•

Oikawa was very clingy, Hinata found. Every spare second he had at the club was spent with the other nearby, coddling him and encouraging him to learn up close. It was so draining that the Miya Twins and the Fraternals dragging him into their games was infinitely more appealing, but that could also be his bias for Bokuto coming into play. 

Kuroo was cool, too, yes, and the Miya Twins gave him food, but Bokuto’s energy was so perfectly aligned with his that Kuroo whined about his brother being snatched away on multiple occasions.

This time, with Oikawa monologuing as dramatically as ever, Hinata had no sets of twins to free him from the absolutely boring speech. He spaced out so hard, he didn’t notice Oikawa coming closer and hugging him to his chest excitedly. 

He shouted, the fright sending tears into his eyes, and he reached desperately at the tall trio nearby. “Help!”

All three of them instinctively drew closer, but it was the white-haired eyebrowless one who pulled him out of Oikawa’s grasp by the armpits, Hinata’s legs dangling in the air while the brunette sat stupefied. 

“A-Aone-kun, you didn’t have to go so far...” Oikawa tried.

Hinata smiled at Aone in thanks and patted his head gently to express further gratitude. Whence he was placed down, Aone bowed to him, and he bowed back.

•

Nishinoya was a very fun person to be around, although their interactions were sparse. He shone under the attention from the girls, and if Hinata didn’t know the girls were paying for his time, he’d have assumed the reverse was true. But it made sense, you know, since Noya-san was just such a cool dude.

The girls cooed at him and giggled at his jokes, and his dorky personality coupled with his small-but-wild looks made him a charmer. He also offered Hinata cake on a frequent basis, and often accosted the others to make sure they ate up--especially Tsukishima, who seemed prickly enough that Hinata didn’t want to get near him with a ten foot pole. 

Unfortunately, Tsukishima was also the one mostly in charge of handling his debt, so he could not actually be avoided. Hinata was assured by Akaashi that he’d remove any undue charges Tsukishima would add to the debt, although Hinata would’ve preferred he hadn’t said anything about those undue charges and just did the removals with Hinata none-the-wiser, as then he wouldn’t be paranoid about the things Tsukishima would charge him for.

•

Hinata hadn’t meant to attract the attention of one of Oikawa’s most attached clients. She gave off a weird vibe and when he mentioned her to Yachi, the blonde girl went a little paler than usual (which, while a frequent occurrence, didn’t fail to raise alarm bells in the redhead’s mind). 

“She’s territorial,” Yachi managed, eventually, and Hinata had to go through all of the lessons the girl kindly drilled into his head in order to remember what that word meant. 

“Oh. So why would she be interested in a guy at a host club? Isn’t he, like, one step from prostitution?” Yachi choked at that, shaking her head to fight down any amusement.

“I don’t think she thinks those other girls are a threat.” 

Hinata hummed, “Well, she keeps glaring at me, so maybe she’s just a little dumb and confused.”

Yachi pursed her lips, barely able to keep her laughter contained.

•

Hinata wondered why Yachi’s schoolbag was tossed into the pond. Alongside it sat his, and as he began running through the halls to go attend to the issue, he spotted that client. 

Hinata quite pointedly ignored her, continuing down the halls and stairs. He felt a small flame of rage light up in his chest at seeing Yachi’s notebooks scattered across the surface of the water, covers just buoyant enough that the papers were only starting to soak in water, and he prioritized getting her items out and organized before he could even ponder grabbing his own. 

He’d been in the pond for twenty minutes, thankfully having managed to salvage most of her things, before a voice broke through the quiet of the grounds. “What are you doing?”

Hinata didn’t need to glance over his shoulder to know it was Oikawa, his voice light and airy, with a hint of playful exasperation. 

“I can’t find my wallet.”

“You’ll get sick with your clothes all wet. Can’t you just let it be?”

Oikawa didn’t seem to understand the necessity of what he’d likely consider pocket change. “I need the money for food. I’m not going to get paid for a couple days and I don’t want to starve in the meantime.”

There was a lengthy period of silence. He wondered if Oikawa left, trying desperately to make out the shape of his coin pouch amidst the colorful pebbles lining the bottom of the pond. He nearly growled in frustration as a series of ripples tore through surface, though as he heard the telltale sound of someone wading through water, he spotted the brunette with his pants rolled up and bare feet gingerly resting on the stone. 

“What are you doing?” Hinata quarried, eyebrows drawn up in confusion. 

Oikawa’s face was concentrated yet somewhat peaceful as he copied Hinata’s searching motions, fingers gliding across the smooth pebbles. A few strands of hair caught the water and were left with shimmering drips that occasionally fell back into the pond. 

“I’m helping.”

He never turned to look away from the bottom, focused mostly on the task at hand. Even his distant, deeper, and yet airier voice conveyed how little attention he was giving his words, and Hinata could only wonder if this was the most genuine he’d ever heard the other in their past week of interactions.

“Why?”

“Well, why not? I mean, everyone tells me I’m dripping with good looks,” he chuckled, the breathy quality sending something through Hinata that made him duck his head down and resume seeking his funds.

The two sought it out for over ten minutes before getting any results. The small coin purse, shaped like a small black crow, sat cradled in Oikawa’s palm. He proffered the item to Hinata with a wink, the redhead unclasping it and sighing in relief at the dryness of its interior.

“Thanks, Grand King.”

As Hinata beamed up at the other, the reflected light from the water seemed to hit Oikawa’s eyes harder, as though a flare traveled across the distance between the earth and the sun solely for this moment. He held up a peace sign and smiled back at the other, wondering if such luminance could ever be reproduced. 

(If it could, then he’d love to bottle some up and save it for a rainy day, but maybe there was a hint of greed in that thought.)

•

“Oh, dear, I can’t believe someone would do such a thing!” the client across from him cooed. Her face tilted down a bit, and shadows draped across her eyes and cheeks. “Still, I can’t believe you got Tooru to scrape through that filthy pond for you. He always has been excessively charitable.”

“Yeah,” Hinata mumbled, stuffing a bite of cake into his mouth. The sweetness was significantly dampened by the presence of the girl. What was her name, again? His focus shifted to trying to recall it.

“I couldn’t imagine having so little shame that I’d be a charity case, though. I mean, doesn’t it embarrass you to have Tooru waiting on you hand and foot?”

Yachi, who’d been standing just within earshot, turned to their conversation just then, a disgruntled look on her face. Despite the anxiety that spread quivers across her body from her sternum, she frowned heavily and managed to inquire, "Aren’t you just jealous?”

Something flashed across the clients face then: anger, most likely. Hinata was drawn out of his attempt at recollection by her hand shooting across the table to yank him over to her, a scream escaping her as they toppled to the ground. Teapots and cups burst apart upon contact with the pink tiles, some of the tea soaking into the knees of his gifted uniform pants as it puddled.

Hinata’s palms and wrists ached from the way they slammed against the floor, on either side of the client’s head. People were quick to crowd them, murmuring and gazing in horror. 

“Help!” she cried, “He attacked me! He just jumped across the table, I--” she scooted out from under him, and he slowly sat back on his haunches before accidentally falling onto his bottom. The discomfort of his soaked clothing did little to distract him from the confusion welling within. 

She crawled over to Oikawa whence the brunette stepped closer to the scene. He was the first one over, ever keen regarding the club’s new pet, but only after surveying the situation did he close the distance. 

Her fingers clutched at Oikawa’s pant leg, creasing the fabric as she shivered with tears in her eyes. Hinata’s jaw was slack. Did he do something? Did he try to do anything to her while he was spaced out? He was sure she pulled him, but should he have been expecting such a thing and made to avoid it?

He slowly turned his eyes over to Yachi, whose face was creased in an anger he’d never quite seen before. Her meekness took a sideline to the frustration and disbelief drawing together her brows and tugging her lips downwards. 

“Tooru, please, you have to do something. He was like an animal, I--”

Her desperate face fell into shock as warm water rushed across her face and scalp, soaking the top of her uniform dress. Her panting became a squeaking staccato, and she blinked as her brows drew up steadily. 

“Tooru?” she whispered, before whipping her head around to the Miya Twins, who glared down at her, unimpressed. “What are you doing? Didn’t you hear me?! I--”

“God, you pigs sure like to squeal, don’tcha.”

Osamu glanced down at the jug in his grasp. “I oughtta grab another one at this rate.”

“Why did you--” Hinata startled as Yachi stepped in front of him. 

“You pulled him to you! I saw it! You were envious that he got Oikawa-san’s attention and tried to frame him!” she blurted. 

More whispers and gasps spread across their audience easily. Oikawa’s face was steely and impassive as the client stared up at him with a cocktail of hurt and anger. “You can’t believe her, Tooru, I--”

“You really are beautiful,” Oikawa interrupted, his fingers gliding under her chin.  “But nothing more than that. It seems you’re not classy enough for our club, my dear, and so I’ll have to ask you to leave.”

Tears streamed down her cheeks, Hinata’s heart clenching with a mild bit of sympathy, before she got to her feet and took off, her broken shout of, “Tooru, you idiot--!” echoing through the clubroom.

“I’m sorry, ladies; regrettably, we’ll have to cut our time short for today.” Tsukishima said with his paper-thin smile. It dropped as Akaashi continued for him,

“All of you will receive a full refund of the costs for today’s appointments. You can also use those same funds to reschedule, if you’d like to. We deeply apologize for the inconvenience.”

The girls cooed and cheered, and Tsukishima barely kept his frown from forming.

Eventually the clients filed out of the clubroom, exclaiming their farewells to the hosts. Hinata and Yachi silently stared after them, not wanting to look back to the hosts surrounding them.

“So, what should I do about you?” Oikawa said, drawing Hinata’s reluctant attention. The appraising look and grasp of his own chin were not reassuring at all; Hinata and Yachi glanced at each other and gulped. “Hmm, Tsukki-chan?”

“Don’t call me that,” the bespectacled blonde groused, before pushing up his glasses and smirking. “Since our guests had to leave and receive refunds, our profits for today are at a zero. And because of the drama earlier, we have a few broken teapots and cups from one of our specialty sets, as well as a table that needs to be repaired. To make up for all the damages and overall loss... Akaashi?”

The ravenette typed into a calculator quickly. Bokuto hid behind a sinisterly-grinning Kuroo with his fingers half-heartedly covering his eyes from fear of Akaashi. Akaashi presented the calculator screen within a second.

“Approximately one hundred thousand yen.”

“H-Hundred...”

“Thou...-sand...” Yachi’s eyes swam. Hinata caught her as she half-fainted, both of them shaking with tears welling in their eyes.

“That’ll be added onto your debt, you two. You’d better hope one of your descendents pays it off.” Tsukishima’s smirk shaved additional years off their lives, and Hinata had to pull Yachi’s soul back from the air to shove it back into her body. 

“Darn rich people,” he whined. Kuroo cackled.

••

That was fun ngl. Like, some things go slightly different than in OHSHC, but overall it has some of the same vibes I think

I feel like Bokuto and Akaashi as Honey and Mori respectively would be funnily fitting despite the roles I have them in here, but I think I’m gonna be fluid and loosey-goosey about who is which OHSHC character most of the time (since Noya isn’t entirely Honey-like and there are lots of people who can fit different roles). Kenma and/or Kuroo can fit Kyoya and Tamaki roles too, now that I think about it. Damn this show for having so many characters.

Also this is a nightmare to tag since a lot of characters have multiple spellings for their names and there are so many characters. Heck, that’s why I wrote all the ships at the top!

Anyway, I hope y’all liked it! Might write more if asked 

Also, should I cross-post some of this to Ao3? 

[classic80sand90smovieloves2]

Meeting and Courting Daniel Robitaille

(Not my gif)(Requested by anonymous)

(Apologies for the long ass meeting story)

- If you’re expecting a normal, romantic “how I met your father” story then I’m sorry but that isn’t going to be the case with you and Daniel.

- You’d heard stories about the Candyman ever since you were a little girl. You believed in the monster in the mirror way into your 20s, no matter how many of your friends teased you for it. You were never really embarrassed by your fear of him, it made you feel safe, but that safety would soon be destroyed.

- The Candyman had come up in conversation while you were at your boyfriends house. You told him the stories that you had heard and, after seeing your genuine discomfort in the subject, he’d insisted on trying what he called “the game”.

- He’d dragged you off the couch and into the bathroom, pinning you against him while you struggling. You pleaded with him to stop, to at least let go of you if he wanted to risk his life, but no such luck.

- All was quiet for a long moment ...until the lights turned out and a face appeared behind your boyfriend in the mirror. You screamed, thrashing wildly as the man dug his hook into your boyfriends throat. You were finally able to get away as the boy slumped to the floor, plastering yourself against the farthest wall from the man.

“I knew it,” you whispered. “I knew you were real. I knew it.”

- If your previous and obvious fear of him didn’t do the trick, than those words were the ones that stopped him in his tracks. You believed in him. You were the one to tell his story to the boy, and you’d continue to spread it if he let you live.

- The massive man stared down at you for a long moment, saying nothing with an emotionless expression plastered on his face. In an instant, black erupted across your vision and you fell to the floor.

- He reached out to you slowly, his hand hesitating as it moved towards your face. He touched for cheek for a moment before moving his fingers to your pulse point. You’d fainted. Perfect.

- When you came to, you were in the hospital. Police came in and questioned you but all you could tell them was that it was the Candyman. You knew none of them believed you, that they thought it was just an intruder, but you knew what you saw and you were sure he’d be back for you. Oh, how right you were,

- You were paranoid for weeks, fully expecting that the tall man would return and finish what he’d started. …But he never did.

- People asked what happened and you’d tell them the truth. They’d all assume the same thing as the police, that it was just some sicko pretending and that anything else that may have seemed supernatural about the situation was just a product of your trauma. All you could do was give them a weak smile and hesitantly agree as to not seem completely crazy.

- Even if you agreed that it was all in your head, you telling your story did the trick. Rumors circulated and suddenly your whole town was in fear of the Candyman, whether they believed he was just a man or not. 

- Daniel was very pleased. You’d done exactly what he had hoped you’d do, you’d let everything fall into place perfectly. Now for his second course of action. 

- Daniel had been watching you. He’d been watching you ever since your first meeting in the bathroom and when Daniel watched someone, there was always a reason behind his gaze. In your case, he’d decided that he wanted you. 

- The Candyman is sweet, surprisingly so; his voice smooth like honey and his gaze oddly tender for someone who only; at most, two months prior, had slaughtered your boyfriend with no remorse. He feels a bit of remorse now, not for your boyfriend, but for the way you’re cowering before him, eyes wide and horrified, looking ready to bolt at any given moment. 

- But you don't move. Shock, you’ll tell yourself later and granted it’s part of it but another part of it is how inviting his voice is, how his mere presence is wildly intimidating yet comforting at the same time. And that's what makes you even more scared than you were before; the fact that he could make you feel safe. 

- Daniel lures you in, entices you, makes you curious. He’s charming but even you know that “charming” can only take a person so far. When did you begin to sympathize with him? When had you begun to like him? Perhaps it was some sort of Stockholm syndrome?  Or was it something more genuine?

- You surprise yourself with how bold you are when you tell him to leave you alone, your voice firm, eyes glaring even though you’re still somewhat afraid of him. The demand hardly affects him at all. 

“You don’t want that.” He replies, not moving from his stationary position at the other end of the room. His voice sounds as though its right next to you, even with the distance between you. 

“Yes, I do.” Liar. You manage to maintain your composure, fists clenching and unclenching nervously. If he was going to kill you, if that was still what he wanted, it was going to be now. You were not going to entertain his games and if you wouldn’t, then he doesn’t have a use for you, right? 

- Your stomach drops as he begins to move. He says nothing for a long while, circling you, getting closer and closer as his gaze remains fixed on how you. 

“No,” he says finally, stopping right in front of you. “You don’t.” 

- You now he’s right, but you can’t admit that. You can’t admit it because you shouldn’t, you shouldn’t feel the way you do, shouldn’t allow yourself to even entertain the idea of being genuinely infatuated with him. 

- But you are and you know that he knows because he seems to know everything. He reaches forward and instinctually you flinch though he pays it no mind. He takes your hand in his, thumb rubbing over your knuckles before he places a kiss on them.

“But for you. I will.” You close your eyes for just a second and he’s gone. Your house completely empty, no trace of there ever being company. 

- You can’t believe that you’re saying it, but you miss him. You really do, much more than you ever thought possible. You figured that without his constant looming presence, without his influence, your feelings would disappear. But they don’t. And sure it could still be his doing but a part of you knows the truth. 

- So you seek him out on your own accord but not before thinking it through for days on end. You know that once you let him back in, you won’t ever be let go of again. And now, you’re finally willing to admit that that’s fine by you. 

- So you stand in front of your mirror, take a deep breath and call his name. One. Two. Three. Four. This is stupid. This is completely stupid. You shouldn’t-

“Candyman.” You finish as your mind screams at you. Nothing happens for a long moment and you wonder if he doesn’t intend on ever returning or if you’ve just been hallucinating the entire time. 

- You leave the bathroom after waiting for a long while, thinking that, perhaps, you’ve just gotten your sanity back. But your sanity apparently never left since he’s standing in your hallway when you pass through the door. 

- Your eyes widen and you aren’t sure what to say but that doesn’t matter to him as he walks slowly towards you. You let him get closer and closer, let him stand only a foot before you, let him touch your face. And when he leans in to kiss you …you let him. 

- When you have a ghost boyfriend, you’re going to have to sacrifice some aspects of a normal relationship. Pda and dates; outside of your house or somewhere isolated, just can’t happen.

- You know when someone puts their hand on your face and strokes your cheekbone with their thumb? He loves that, whether it’s him doing it or getting it done to him. 

- Hand kisses.

- He adores when you kiss his cheek. Most of the time, his eyes will flutter shut and a small smile will slowly appear on his face. 

- You ready for some fucking neck pain?!?! Daniel’s most likely at least half a foot taller than you so be prepared to have to stare up at him like you’re a five year old and for the aches that come with it. 

- You’ll never have to worry about not being able to reach something again though he may put things of yours in places he knows you can’t reach just so you have to ask him; if he’s feeling particularly playful that day. 

- He calls you darling and my love; little romantic things like that. 

- Calling him honey either to be a bitch or because he insists on you calling him it after you did so without thinking one day. You’d been mortified and had  apologized profusely but he just smiled in response. 

- Lets hope you aren't afraid of bees because there's really no escaping them with him in your life. 

- But, on the note of bees. I feel like he can somewhat control when they appear, like there will always be a few lingering around the room but his entire mouth and chest cavity won’t be a hive unless he wants them to be. 

- He’s adamant on taking care of you, whether that means bandaging you up or just watching over you will you’re sick/upset. Expect him to look after you if you’re ever stung. 

- Beware the hook. While he is quite used to having and using it, accidents happen, especially if you aren’t paying attention. 

- Giving him a helping hand whenever he needs it. I’ll let myself out. 

- He’s a bit difficult to cuddle with but I admire you for trying. Things you should know: 1) he’s a loud sleeper, not his fault but more the cavern that he calls a chest and  2) He has a cavern for a chest. Your best bet when cuddling would be to rest your head on his arm, he sleeps on his back anyways so you can fit perfectly into his side. 

- Occasionally, he enjoys watching you sleep. Seeing you so peaceful is incredibly comforting to him. 

- Existential conversations. You can’t avoid the subject of death with him, specifically your death. He expects you to join him one day and I’m sure you want to be prepared for it when the time comes. 

- As long as you’re living, he’s going to expect you to help him with keeping his name alive. Telling stories of him, petty crimes in the middle of the night, pressuring stupid people into playing his game. You aren't fond of it but you understand why it must be done. 

- Whenever he has to be gone for a while, he’ll leave you a letter, it usually explains very little but it does tell you that he’ll be back. 

- He appears at random and without warning so you’ll definitely get spooked a few times, especially since he’ll either stay completely quiet or announce himself in his deep, eerie voice in the middle of a silent room. 

- Quick meetings in bathrooms or closets whenever you’re out in public. If he can drop in and get a kiss, why wouldn’t he?

- Just listening to him speak. With a voice like his, it’s pretty hard not to pay attention to what he’s saying, unless; of course, your mind is wandering elsewhere because of his voice. 

- Bridal carrying. He quite literally sweeps you off your feet. 

- He has a fondness for helping you get dressed: zipping your dress, holding your jacket out for you to slip your arms through; things like that. His touches always linger a little too long for just a helping hand. 

- He grew up in a time and in a way that taught him that ladies should be respected and treated as delicate creatures so expect him to always be a gentleman when he’s around you.

- He enjoys classical music so if you really want to make him happy, put some on. He may even pull you into a dance if you’re lucky. 

- Domesticity is like a drug to him. He yearns for a wife and a family so anytime you behave like a homemaker or very motherly, he falls even deeper in love with you than he already was. 

- Since you can’t go on dates in the outside world, unless it’s somewhere where no one else will go, you have to be a bit creative with what you do together. 

- Candlelit evenings. 

- Getting your portrait painted. He has dozens of sketches and paintings of you. 

- He likes hearing stories about your life. The way you grew up was vastly different from his own childhood and those differences fascinate him.  

- Constant praise and support. 

- Deep kisses. He likes kisses filled with emotion and passion. 

- Sitting in his lap. It’s really the only way that you can be face to face for an extended period of time. He finds the size difference between the two of you to be quite amusing.

- Gifts. A mink coat, jewelry, roses; you name it and it’s yours. People will wonder who your mystery suiter is and he finds the act of spoiling you to be a wonderful way of deterring competition.

- He finds excessive jealousy to be quite unbecoming whether in himself or others so he doesn’t get angry or impatient with you when jealous. You’ll only realize that he’s jealous when he voices his disapproval in you hanging out with a certain person, telling yo that they’re far too interested in you and that you’re his, only his. 

- If he disapproves of someone, he’ll take matters into his own hands whether you like it or not. That’s one of the few downsides of being with Daniel. Sometimes he’ll just scare them away, other times he do something much more …excessive. 

- While he isn’t an incredibly jealous person, he is possessive. You “belong to him” and he expects you to act like you do, to an extent of course. 

- He understands that you have a life apart of him, one he cannot be involved in, and while he does wish that you’d allow him to lay you to rest with him, he isn’t going to force you.

- Tentatively asking him about the day that he died. He tells you the story without hesitation, recounting it in such excruciating detail that you feel wildly uncomfortable sitting beside him. Even if you’re not usually very empathetic, the way he speaks will force you to tear up; at least a little. 

- He’s lost everything once before and he’s going to ensure that that never happens again, so yes, he’s very protective of you. He’s not above killing innocent people, what do you think will happen to those who hurt you?

- He doesn’t entertain fighting. Yell at him all you want, tire yourself out, he doesn’t care. Once you’re finished, he’ll explain things very calmly and rationally and squash whatever problem you had. Just don’t try walking out on him, alright?

- When he’s in the wrong, It doesn’t take him very long to realize that what he’d done was in poor taste or that it hurt you, even if that wasn’t his attention. He apologizes sincerely and asks for your forgiveness, giving you some time alone if you request it. He’s at your side the instant you’re ready to accept him again. 

- He never says that he loves you in a joking or playful tone. It’s a very important phrase that carries a lot of meaning to him so he always says it with earnestness. 

- You wouldn’t be alive if he didn’t intend on remaining with you for the rest of eternity. Ironically enough, you also wont be alive if he does plan on remaining with you for eternity; at least not for long. 

[knight-queen]

Lunatic Parade Laito Sakamaki– (Chapter 4)

Place: ??? (BG black)

Yui: Nnh….

(Somehow my body feels heavy...plus I’m having a headache…)

(But I must gotta get up now…)

*Screen’s back*

Laito: Ah, bitch-chan. You wake up? Good morning ~ ♪

Yui: Laito kun. You were awake huh.

Laito: Mhm, it’s been pretty while.

I’ve been thoroughly staring at your face like this.

While thinking that yesterday many things happened plus we had fun too, you know?

Yui: Kh...you’re really unbelievable…

*Laito backs off*

Laito: Well then, we shall get up and take preparations right away.

Yui: ...You’re right.

(It’s not like I can’t stand my current physical condition, so I’m fine.)

(Above that, I gotta get ready quickly…)

Place: 地下回廊 / Underground Corridor

Laito: Tell me, Bitch chan. Even though we get the mineral, but…

That‘s gonna be a secret to that boy, okay?

Yui: Eh, but why…

(That boy was the one who gave us a hint…)

Laito: It’s ‘cuz we still entirely don’t know what’s that boy’s true intentions.

We don’t have any reason to become nice this far, don’t we?

Yui: ...Well…

???: You were able to get that mineral?

Yui: (Kh...This voice…)

Laito: Ohh, it’s you. Who knows, you better take a guess?

Young vampire boy: Hmm— You’re not gonna tell me huh.

Laito: Nfu, you got the point ♪

Yui: ...Tell me, why are you willing to enter the Earl’s castle?

Young vampire boy: Eh? Umm, well…

He had stolen one of my precious things. I want to take that back from him.

Yui: ...A precious thing?

Laito: Heeh, it’s a coincidence because it’s the same case for us as well. ...So? What did he steal?

Young vampire boy: ...That’s...I can’t tell you…

Laito: ...Oh I see. Well then, we’re not gonna一

Yui: ...Did anything happen?

Young vampire boy: ……

Yui: (He’s looking down…)

*Laito holds her hand*

Laito: Hey, bitch chan. It’s enough already, isn’t it? We don’t need…

Yui: Listen Laito kun. Can’t we take this boy with us…?

Young vampire boy: Khh….!

Laito: Kh...Why are you saying these now? I told you before, didn’t I?

It’s the boy who doesn’t even wanna share with us if we ask his circumstances.

If that’s the case, then why do we have to go that far for him?

Yui: It’s because...we can’t leave him behind.

He’s facing troubles for getting something stolen, just like me一一kh!?

*Screen vibrates* 

Yui: (...It’s getting dizzy....)

Laito: Wh...Yui chan!?

*Laito holds Yui closer*

Young vampire boy: Kh...big sis! You okay? What’s wrong so suddenly?

Yui: To say the truth...this morning I was a little…

(...No way...I am getting faint…)

(...It means I’m gonna drag Laito kun into trouble once more…)

Laito: Haah...So you caught a cold because of that yesterday huh?

Oh, it can’t be helped. We should go back to the hotel for now and…

*The boy holds Laito*

Young vampire boy: Kh...hold it for a sec’!

Laito: Haa? But why? This girl is sick so that’s the only option, right?

For starters, it’s none of your businesses to stick your nose in our plans or whatever, yes? So, let go of my hand at once?

*Take back his hand*

Young vampire boy: Kh...no way it’ll be allowed!

Hey everyone! Hurry up and capture these guys!

Yui: (...Everyone…?)

Young vampire boy A: Oi, hand over this woman to us!

Young vampire boy B: You gotta face me duh!

*Laito backs off*

Laito: ...Heeh, you have had so many companions huh.

What do you wanna do to bitch chan by making your friends deal with me?

Kh…!

*Punch*

Young vampire boy C: You keep your mouth shut!

*Punch 2 times*

Laito: Kch…

Yui: Laito kun…! No, stop, you can’t be so violent…!

*Holds her*

Young vampire boy: Fufu, rest assured. I won't be violent on you…

Instead of that big-brother, it’ll be a better match if you’re with me... 

Yui: Kh…!

Young vampire boy: You all, I’ll leave the rest on you.

Young vampire boy A: Okkey! Count on us!

Laito: Kh...Wait up! Where’re you taking that girl...eekk…!

*Punch*

Young vampire boy: Fufu, it doesn’t matter right? Till next time, big-brother…

Yui: Laito...kun…

*BG black*

Yui: (...I’ve no strength left…)

*After a moment*

Yui: Kh…

(Hm…? What’s this cold thing…)

*Screen back*

Place: Underpass, the boy’s hideout / 地下道内少年のアジト

Yui: (Kh...my hands-legs are chained…!?)

Laito: ...You’re awake? Bitch chan…

Yui: gh...Laito kun…!

(It’s the boy’s hideout where we came before…)

Laito: Oh damn, we really had to face great troubles…

I told you earlier right? ...it’s a loss to trust unknown persons.

Yui: Laito kun...you okay? That’s...he hit you a lot…

Laito: Don’t worry. I'm a vampire at the end.

But as you see, it’ll be pretty difficult to escape if we’re chained up like this.

...More importantly, he had also snatched away the mineral.

Yui: No way…

*Door opens*

Young vampire boy: Heeh, you already got conscious huh? You two are unexpectedly strong.

Yui: Kh...you are…

It’s terrible...why are you doing such things…?

Young vampire boy: ‘Why,’ you asked….It’s because you haven’t listened to what I said at all.

You were trying to hide that you got the mineral, no?

Yui: ...That’s…

Please remove these chains. It will be okay if you just release Laito kun…

We will hand over that gem to you. That’s why let go of Laito kun.

Laito: Kh...Bitch chan!

Young vampire boy: Hmmm, you’re treasuring big brother this much huh…

...Alright though? I can free him just as you said.

Yui: You mean it…?

Young vampire boy: But you know, there’s one more condition. That is…

*Holds her hand*

You have to become mine…

Yui: Eh…

Laito: Ggh…!

Young vampire boy: Heh, to begin with, I think it’s a mismatch for you and this big brother as a couple.

For a person like this big sis who’s beautiful and kind to everyone…

一engaging with a man like this big brother who lies too much and doubts everyone, I don’t get it at all.

For this, break up with such a boy right now, and be my girl.

Yui: ...No way…

Laito: Hmm, you’re admitting it after all huh. Despite me being a liar and not trusting people, you entrusted the missions to…

Young vampire boy: Ngh...shut up!

Tell me big sis, what’ll you decide?

Whatever your answer is...if you don’t become mine then…

I’ll throw away this boy at the basin of that volcano.

Yui: Ngh....!

Young vampire boy: ‘Cuz you don’t need him right? This useless garrulous or something…

Yui: You’re completely wrong!

Young vampire boy: kh…

Yui: Laito kun is not a useless garrulous.

Certainly he don’t trust unknown people so easily,

And it’s sometimes they find it difficult to understand his considerations. 

However…I do understand him. He had always been filling his head with many other thoughts.

Moreover, he was looking for the best techniques for my sake...

...and always sympathized with me...and I can clearly feel it...

Young vampire boy: ………

Yui: ...Another thing’s that, I am not a very amazing one as you’re thinking of.

I often make moves without consulting, and perhaps I have many disobedient sides I think…

But even though Laito kun is aware of my bad sides, he is still letting me be with him. That’s why…

(That’s why I like him…)

Young vampire boy: ...What are these. For a while you're just…

You mean this guy is outstanding than me…?

Laito: You should know that it’s not something related to victory or defeat…

I wonder if you can’t turn this girl by your side anymore? ...Such a poor thing, Nfu.

Young vampire boy: Gh...I can’t talk with you more than this! Do whatever you want!

*Goes away*

Laito: ...Haah. Can’t talk with you more than this...this was my line…

This is why companying a bossy kid is tiresome….But…

Yui chan...I’ve come to know that you were thinking about me that way…

....Thanks to this outcome for that, I guess?

Yui: ...Laito kun…

*Chaining sound*

Laito: Then, shall we do whatever we want as he said.

First of all, would you mind unchaining me with the key that he had thrown off?

Yui: Mhm, got ya’...!

*After he is released*

Laito: Hmm, oh my. Finally I’m free huh…

By the way, how’s your condition? Looked like you had a fever…

Yui: Ah…

(I completely forgot while I was obsessed with explaining that boy…)

(I think we’ve lost a huge amount of time...perhaps I got back to normal as the time passed…)

(Maybe as that boy said, I got so much strength…)

Laito: Fufu, can I say you will be fine in this state?

Yui: Yes, I am alright.

Laito: That’s good. Then we shall get go for taking back the mineral.

Yui: (...The mineral…)

Laito: Alright then…

Yui: ...Wait, Laito kun. I have something to say about that.

Laito: ...Something to say? What is it?

Yui: Aren’t we gonna leave this place for now?

Laito: …? I don’t mind though?

Yui: (I’ve finally understood the point after clarifying my feelings…)

(What’s the most important to me…)

(That’ll probably be…)

Place: Glimmer Main Street / グリンマーストリート表通り

Laito: You’re gonna give up on getting back your heart? ...What are you trying to say exactly?

Yui: You’ve heard it right.

...For this, there's a possibility for my lifespan to become shorter…

...But for having a temporary kleinod inside me doesn’t mean that I’ll die right now, am I wrong?

Plus, if I get my heart back, all it’s gonna do is to just turn me back into a human.

Unlike vampires, it’s not like I will be able to live forever…

Laito: ……

Yui: I got it. As I thought, you are the most precious to me.

Plus, I’ll hate to see if you are experiencing very dangerous things for these....

Since I have a limited lifetime, I want to cherish the time I can be with you.

...So, from now I don’t want to stop fussing over to get back my heart.

...By thinking these, I think it’ll mean opposing you…

Laito: ...Haah, certainly these days, you are opposing me a little…

Yui: ...I am sorry.

(Even though I have been companying with him this far…)

Laito: I always think you are very important to me, you know?

No matter how long’s your life-span, even it’s for one day, if there’s a way to live with you for a long time,

It’s very normal that I’d manage something about that right?

Yui: Ngh…

Laito: But it’s not that I don’t get what you meant…

And also you said that, yes? In front of that boy…

But even though I’m aware of your disobedient or bad sides, I am still letting you be with me….

Yui: (Oh…)

Laito: Then, as long you acknowledge it, then I can’t help it but to respect your opinions.

Yui: Laito kun…

Laito: So it’s decided then, okay?

Yui: Yes…!

Laito: Now that our intention is also settled, what shall we do now.

In passing, today is the parade’s last day, ya’know?

Yui: (Parade...oh that’s right…)

(I wanna extremely much enjoy the time we’re together...then…)

….Today is the last day, so what about enjoying the parade? ...With two of us together.

Laito: I know right. We gotta have fun! Then firstly...一

Place: Saint Honoré Park Street / サントノレパーク通り

Laito: Haah, the haunted house....it was so cool right...I ended up feeling chilly…

→ Selection

...I wonder? / ...そうかな? (+Correct)

Certainly… / 確かに...

Yui: (...I wonder…? That being said, Laito kun seemed like that was very easy for him...)

Laito: As if like, you were clinging onto me to show off the ghosts...

It was so unbearable arousing that I even started shivering! Haa~...

Yui: (That is…!?)

Laito: ...Then what shall we do next? Since we have gone through all the attractive things…

What about going to the spa around here?

Yui: Spa…?

Laito: Seems like we got sweat for bustling around this park like a crazy.

I can tell that the spa is over there. It’s at the Onyx Tower.

We can also watch the finale of the parade from there, yes?

Yui: Yeah, I see. Then let’s go there.

Place: スパ / Spa

Laito: Neh, Bitch chan? What’re you doing in that corner? Come over here.

Yui: Th- that’s because…!

(I didn’t even hear of any same gender-bathing…!)

Laito: Nfu, it can’t be helped. ...Here I come.

*Laito comes closer*

Yui: Kyaa!

Laito: Nfu. It’s fine...now

Yui: La- Laito kun…!

(He is close…!)

Laito: Eh~? No need to hold back. You were the one who said to enjoy the times when we are together.

Then it will be pointless if we don’t stick with each other, isn’t it?

Yui: You got a point but…!

Laito: I wonder if that boy has entered the caste using that mineral…

Yui: ...Yes…

Laito: It’ll be disappointing if he doesn’t enter. We had so many difficulties to get that mineral in our hands.

Yui: Fufu, you’re right.

Laito: And guess what, that situation of abusements while we were tidied up with chains was…

...It was a little exciting. 

I’m thinking about role playing those moments this time.

Of course with you okay? Nfu♪

Yui: Eeeh…!?

Laito: Yep, yep, I almost forgot about our everyday-list. I’m gonna add this too.

If it would be you instead of that boy to look down on me at that situation…

Aaa~! I can’t help it just by predicting!

Yui: (...If it’s Laito kun then, then every situation is okay for him…)

Laito: Anyways, we should get prepared for watching the finale.

Yui: (...It’s time already. I didn’t even realize…)

Laito: But if you want to rush into the rest of the time having fun with me like this, then…

I don’t mind cancelling the plans of watching the finale. Nh…*kiss*

Yui: Kyaa…!

Laito: I ended up being in the mood to do this because of thinking so many reckless things….nnh…*muwah*

Yui: La- Laito kun…! Don’t do it in such a place…!

Laito: Eeeh? But isn’t this place so perfect for this?

Yui: N- no!

Laito: Haah...you’re refusing again huh. Well, it’s fine. I’ll continue it after we go back to the hotel.

But as a penalty for this, tonight, I’m really gonna do more amazing things, okay?

Yui: (Kh...Honestly, he doesn’t have any carelessness or weak-spots as he said these…!)

Place: Onyx Tower, Inside Hall / オーニュクスタクー内部ホール

Laito: Bitch chan! This way, this way! Hurry up~!

Yui: Laito kun, hold on…!

Laito: There’re a lot of customers who are visiting the finale.

Yui: By the way, what do they do in the finale?

Laito: Huh? I haven’t told you yet?

Everyone flies lanterns all at once from downtown.

Various lanterns of illuminating colors are gonna fly up from different places, and it’s so beautiful.

Since we won’t get to see this everyday, so I wanted to show you.

Yui: Heeh…

(I’ll look forward to it…)

???: You two over there. Please wait for a second.

Yui: Eh…?

Laito: ...Where is this voice coming from…?

*Normal crowd noises*

Yui: (...Could it be that only two of us can hear it…?)

???: My name is Walter.

Laito: Kh...Walter you say...Earl Walter…!?

Earl Walter: That’s right.

These few days I have been observing your actions one by one. Every single one, even the thing that you gave up on taking back your heart...

Laito: Haah...observing one by one means you got bad habits. Seriously, you’re being like someone from somewhere.

Then we no need to say anymore than this. We stopped thinking about her heart already.

That’s why can you stop dragging us into troublesome things?

Earl Walter: ...Fufu...Hahaha!

Laito: Kh...What’s so hilarious?

Earl Walter: Tell me young lady. Are you really okay with this decision?

Yui: ...No problem at all. It’s what Laito kun and I ended up making a conclusion…

Earl Walter: ....Fufu, oh yes. I see…

You two are far beyond stupid than I had imagined…

Laito: You’re spitting out pretty bold things...Not to mention that you’re not even showing your appearance.

Earl Walter: Hmph, but however...may be it’s also a truth in one kind of view.

Yui: ...What do you mean exactly?

Earl Walter: Well, do you know the reason that I took away your heart, lady?

Yui: ...The reason, that’s…

(I have no clue at all…)

Earl Walter: You know, the precious treasure that you were possessing...that is your heart…

I wanted to taste whether you’re worthy to have that treasure with you or not.

Yui: Eh…

Earl Walter: Thus, I put you into many trials and watched over your situations, but…

But I didn’t really expect to reach this conclusion…

Laito: Haah...our apologies that we couldn’t work out as your expectations but, we already decided. So leave us alone.

Earl Walter: ...Ofcourse I will.

However, just moving according to the plot isn’t everything. In short, it is great if you understand the point.

Alright then. I shall give your heart back.

Yui: Eh…!

Earl Walter: From now on, make me look forward with innovative strength and strong mutual feelings that you two have. Fufu…

*White flash*

Yui: Kh…!

*BG white*

Yui: (It’s dazzling…! What on the Earth is going on…!?)

(Kh...Earl Walter has…)

(...Could it be…)

Laito: Kh...Yui chan…!

*BG Fades to CG*

Yui: ...Laito kun…

Laito: Gh...You okay?

Yui: ...I am good. More than that...I think I…

Kh...Laito kun please, suck my blood right now!

Laito: Eeh? Right here?

Yui: Yes! Right now!

(This sensation...it’s no mistake. I’m sure, in my chest I can feel the…)

Laito: Nfu, I can’t hold back since you’re inviting me like this~

But you know, I can already understand just by hugging you like this.

...It’s alright. You’ve gotten that back inside you.

...You heart, right?

Yui: …!

(I really get back my heart…!)

Laito: Nevertheless, that Earl who puts others in troubles is really unbelievable…

That heart belongs to you in the first place,

Weather we’re worthy to have this heart or whatever, I don’t care about that either way now.

...But it comes out good right? For this, I can spend time with you gorgeously

Without having too many thoughts or worries, right? Nfu ♪

Yui: Laito kun…

Laito: Oh, well then Yui chan. Raise up your face?

Yui: Eh…?

Laito: It’s the finale of the parade, plus you get your heart back. Since we’re having just pleasure and pleasures... 

So let’s kiss as a present for this celebration...nnh…*kiss*

*Fades to CG (2)*

Yui: Nh…*Kisses back*

(...You’re right. To us, these are full of pleasures and pleasures.)

(From here on, I’ll be able to live with Laito kun…)

(With two of us, together…)

一 The END of Chapter O 4

[fugaciousgloom]

I’m bored, so here’s some of the pregame headcanons asd plotlines I was talking about.

I’m just going to go by who comes to mind first:

Maki:

Collects information for money, mostly about her peers.

Runs a podcast about Danganronpa murders and motives.

Favorite Danganronpa series is Ultra Despair Girls, she thinks it’s criminally underrated.

Only friends with Kaede, Rantaro, and Shuichi, but considered popular because Kaede and Rantaro are.

Carries a switchblade/pocket knife on her at all times.

Has been suspended twice for smoking in the school bathrooms.

She purposefully started acting out after almost getting adopted from the orphanage because she didn’t want to be adopted.

Has made multiple attempts to run away with Shuichi, but has always been caught.

Shuichi:

Kyoko kinny and will fight any haters.

Outcasted at school for strange, obsessive behaviors.

Gets into petty fights a lot and has to have his ass saved by Maki every other day.

Listens to Maki’s podcast religiously.

Sneaks out with Maki and her friends to see Danganronpa episode premieres that play in the town square.

Has every murder, motive, killer, and victim memorized and quotes characters a lot.

Can be really possessive and is aggressive to anyone who gets too close to his close friends and Maki.

Kaede:

Really, really sadistic.

Ibuki and Sayaka were her favorites and she cosplays as them a lot.

Rich Girl™.

Has auditioned for Danganronpa at least three times since Freshmen year.

One of, if not the, most popular girls in school.

Has a twin sister that hates Danganronpa.

Begs Tsumugi to recommend her for Danganronpa.

Himiko:

Most people in school either fear her or hate her.

Will not hesitate to slap a bitch.

Always has candy on her to keep her blood sugar up.

Gets really bored really quickly.

Has no interest in watching Danganronpa, but auditioned anyways just for the thrill of it.

Pretty laid back until you piss her off.

Tsumugi:

Works at Danganronpa studio as a costume designer and advertiser

Is rumored to have killed someone.

People approach her to try and get ahead in casting or meet past killing game participants, even though neither are in her control.

Pulls out her Monokuma and Junko voice randomly to surprise people and amuse her friends.

Hosts Danganronpa servers from multiple platforms and runs the official Danganronpa social media accounts.

Kokichi:

Despises Danganronpa, but pretends to like it to fit in.

Only friends are Shuichi, Himiko, and Angie.

Lumped in with the weird kids.

Cares about everyone a lot, but acts aloof.

Bad Liar™, but lies a lot anyways.

Was friends with Miu and Rantaro in middle school, but stopped when they both became popular.

Has never smoked or drank in his entire life despite the pressure from his friends.

Tenko:

Angie and Rantaro were the ones to introduce her to Danganronpa.

Sakura Stan.

Lives in a very toxic, misogynistic household with her father and three brothers.

Flirts to get her way.

Tried to teach herself Aikido, but quit after her father caught her.

Used to be popular, but an incident occurred between her and Kirumi that made everyone in the school outcast her.

Angie:

Rumored to be possessed by a demon.

Loves the occult.

The school weird kid.

The only open Lebsian in the school.

Monokuma has always and will always be her favorite.

Usually lumped in with people like Korekiyo, Kirumi, and Kokichi.

Korekiyo:

Awkward as fuck.

Covers his face out of shame.

Has violent, angry episodes where he lashes out at anyone nearby.

His classmates are lowkey afraid of him.

Rumored to be a serial killer.

Despises every kid in school besides Angie and Himiko.

Has a sick sister who's been in the hospital since he was a little kid.

Kirumi:

Extremely egotistical and self centered.

Everyone in her school thinks shes a bit of a weirdo.

Auditioned for a main role in Danganronpa.

Often talks about her plot to win Danganronpa and get the prize.

It makes most of her classmates uncomfortable.

Desperate to be popular.

Miu:

Has an attitude and is bot afraid to speak her opinions.

Always wanted to be a scientist, but was made fun of as it contrasted how she presented herself visually.

Soda kinny.

Is grossed out by the thought of sex, but acts as if shes done it a million times before.

Honestly doesn't even like Kaede or her friends, but stays because it keeps the target of bullies off her back.

Makes fun of Kiibo every chance she gets.

Kiibo:

He is a human.

Rarely shows emotion, but he feels a lot of emotions.

His father owns a tech company and is often away. Because of this, they don't talk much and Kiibo doesn't know much about his father.

Bullied harshly. They call him a robot and even go so far as to threaten him.

Smart when it comes to math and science, but has trouble with more creative subjects.

Rantaro:

Rich and popular.

Girls confess their love to him every single day, but he turns them all down.

His parents are literally never home since they travel for work, so he hosts most of the parties.

Kept hanging out with Tenko after she was outcasted because he sympathized with her.

Closeted gay, but openly flirts with guys in his grade (mostly Kaito). Everyone assumes he's joking.

His sisters are also really into Danganronpa and encouraged him when he told them he was auditioning.

Gonta:

Very intimidating.

Always scowling.

He's actually a big teddy bear, but people still avoid him.

The only person that hangs out with him is Ryoma, who sometimes drags Kirumi to sit with them.

Likes bugs because he thinks they are misunderstood like him.

Once saw a student squash a spider and body slammed him.

Afterwards, rumours spread that he would lose control and attack anyone randomly.

Ryoma:

Has given up on life.

Approached Gonta because he didn't care if he was attacked (and was kind of hoping for it, honestly) and accidentally became friends with him.

His girlfriend died because of a local gang and he felt he couldn't do anything about it.

People think he has an addiction to cigarettes, but they're actually just candy cigarettes.

Always liked Leon and Mondo.

Kaito:

Infamous bully.

Targets anyone and everyone that's not in his close friend group.

Has sent multiple people to the hospital.

Secretly has an interest in the stars and can list off useless trivia about space.

A total closet case.

Lives with his grandparents who are very traditional.

Surrounded by toxic masculinity at home, so he puts himself out there as manly.

The only friend he "bullies" is Rantaro because he keeps making passes at him, but he can't bring himself to do anymore than light teasing and it drives him insane.