#my electricity adventure fortunately resulted in only a mild shock and a lot of insight into my own psychological weaknesses

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Rewatch Shitposts: S2, Ep 1-4

i.

JANAAAAAAI

Amaya definitely knocked those other two dudes straight into lava, though

God I hope we see Ellis again and she’s a weird teenage girl now

NO ONE HAS CLEANED HARROW’S ROOM??????

Ezran just straight yeeting Zym oh my god

I hope we see the other primal nexuses? Star Nexus should be like the Ninth Gate in Abhorsen, don’t @ me

We’ll just not talk about the elf Argonath there, nerds

Crow Master also perfect character

ii.

Oh come on Soren, a coup de grace is an automatic critical hit

Yeah probably a good thing Claudia knew about the mirror, because Viren talking to himself to exposition about it is… something

Really appreciate the faux medieval two-tine forks

Awkward teen date is go

Does Ezran’s “it could be more up” critique of Callum’s hair explain Callum’s s4 style?

“You built a zip-line today!” “I took no joy in that!” plEASE

“Or was it just differently true?” I really hope Claudia gets to grow old and become exactly like Lujanne

Okay just remember… no matter how bad your first date was it can’t have been as bad as Callum and Claudia’s

iii.

ugh the moon nexus sequence is also so loooooong where’s Aaravos

NO Soren protective big brother feelings, I can’t handle this

Real pointed with the “prince who will have to learn to be king without his father to teach him” thing, here

AARAVOS

… looks for a book and then leaves without taking one with him?

… you just KNOW he’s been walking back and forth like that for two hours waiting for Viren to wake up and see him

man if I was Rayla though I’d probably also get violently motion sick riding Phoe-Phoe

iv.

Wow that is a really pretty sky matte painting

Yeeeah I’d definitely puke during that rapid air descent, dislike

Aaravos immediately seeing the fucking staff and smirking oh my god

He has absolutely had that box ready for like 500 years waiting for some idiot to appear, and here he is, that idiot

Incidentally they’d better fucking explain at some point the way the novelization calls out Viren remembering that Kpp’Ar had one of the same boxes, or I will explode

FUCK the music cue on Villads’s second eyepatch reveal, I’m dying

“The Ruthless, named after me dear wife, Ruth. Who sadly… don’t enjoy sailing.” is the joke from this series that I relentlessly quote to people not familiar with it

VIREN PLEASE he’s hot yes but is he that hot? Is he?

yeah so... I have a lot of questions about that lava waterwheel that will definitely never be answered and yet haunt me

Aw man, it’s only the novelization that has the Crow Master’s response to Viren’s “I was in the bathroom” as “Sounds serious!” which imo is way funnier

Having once felt it necessary to poke an exposed wire with my bare finger specifically to see if it was carrying live current (it was, and do not do that), I sympathize a little with Callum’s dumbass lightning rod moment lmao

Amaya like “bitch you did NOT just ruin my SECOND sword”

Nothing will ever be as sexy as that exchange of “come at me” gestures between Amaya and Janai

Aaravos literally just standing there with the knife for like eight hours

fdsfffdd and the fucking thirst trap in the credits sketches, they all knew exactly what they were doing