#I’m sharing everything to this blog btw

[zoyetweek]

hey upper east siders, gossip girl here… and I have the biggest news ever #ZOYET WEEK is coming soon ! 💋💋 xoxo, gossip girl

[hana-no-seiiki]

This is generally such a stupid ask but I feel like it would be.. Chaotic? At the very least amusing

Anyways

Batfam x Nicole from Class of 09! Reader

Do what you want (etc make it romantic or platonic, doesn't matter)

Just the batfam (yandere ofc) dealing with a chick who loves to ruin lives for her amusement and sometimes for revenge

Istg she'll just bully them at any chance she gets

~ 🕒

I just binged watched Class of ‘09 and all its endings/choices for you non. I don’t think I can fully depict how brash wittiness of Nicole is but here I go! (I am so traumatized) Didn’t know that’s where “No I’m flirting with you flash me a tiddy bitch” came from no wonder Nicole sounded so familiar.

btw if people are interested in watching class of ‘09 just be warned it’s basically a VN version of Degrees of Lewdity but the mc is actually a minor (without the sex/r*pe mechanic though) and it depicts a lot of just… pedophilia, necrophilia, assault, su*c*de, school shootings, racism??, BE WARNED.

The following content above ^ might be mentioned in this fic but in passing. MASSIVE DDDNE WARNING.

I don’t think I’m comfortable writing stepcest/incest in this blog so despite how perfect it’ll be to make Bruce your step father considering Nicole’s mom has divorced like a hundred times…maybe ask me in @yoru-no-seiiki and I’ll be down for it.

THIS IS ADMITTEDLY TIM + DAMIAN CENTRIC

“Do you even care? Do the results of your actions mean anything to you?”

“Yeah when they affect me, sure.”

You were a bitch. There was no denying that. But you were a pretty one. One many would grovel to be under.

You were used to this, ever since you reached a certain age people just looked at you different, acted in a way that… made you think they were boring, utter losers.

One of those losers was Tim’s friend.

Like all the stupid, horny men in your life, you hung out with him once and he spilled everything there was that you could share.

To the entire campus, the internet, even the news.

And because you were pretty, you got off scot-free. Those morons didn’t even check to see what you’ve been doing the past decade.

Except Tim. Timothy Drake. You only knew that his dad was super rich, and as much as it was tempting to sink your teeth into him and get a load of that daddy’s money, you knew better.

He apparently didn’t.

You see there was one thing every batfam member couldn’t resist. Well, two things. The first was saving people.

The second? Fixing them.

When Tim first approached you he was confused.

You were quite the popular figure in Uni. He heard the rumors. He fully expected to be cussed out to hell and back.

But you were… nice. Agreeable at most really. Brash was an understatement. But you were witty. Your comebacks were swift and deadly.

The more he studied stalked you the more he realized that the two of you were the same.

Two bright people stuck with dull idiots.

And Tim? Tim interested you enough for you to not to completely drop him after the first week. That and most of your bullying probably wouldn’t bode well towards the son of a billionaire.

He was smart, even more so than that nerd friend of his that you destroyed the life of. But more importantly he actually had some tact, and was surprisingly packed underneath all those baggy clothes.

Tim had to admit he was kind of forgetting his entire purpose of ‘fixing’ you.

Until you manipulated yet another guy into jumping off a school building for you. Thankfully he survived because Red Robin happened to be there to apprehend him but still!

And what’s worse, you met up with him afterwards talking about how that Red Robin ruined all your plans of crippling a r*pist.

Wait, a r*pist?

Tim looks through your past victims once more. Admitted he only did a surface level job of studying them in comparison to his PhD level knowledge on everything about you specifically.

And…you were right. Every guy you’ve harassed was being pushy with you in the first place, if not people with authority a decade older.

Fuck.

Well now he had no excuse. He had to make you his.

Meanwhile…

“Ugh, Damian. Can’t you tell your brother to like, fuck off or something? I can feel my social standing totally plummet every second he’s around. How do you handle being related to him?” You groaned. You weren’t fucking stupid. You knew Tim was stalking and drooling all over you lately. You hated it. He was ruining your chances with your new victims.

“Jeez [Y/N]. And here I thought you were like, into him.” Jessica, your actual crush and best friend, commented as she filed her nails.

You being the emotional stunted adult you were only replied with an (admittedly softer) “Eat a sandpaper cock and die bitch.”

Damian stared at you, the words die before they crawl out of his mouth. His hands clenched underneath the lunch tables.

Guess he had another thing to steal from his brother this time.

[ms-demeanor]

Hi there! Firstly, wanna say a huge thank you: your blog has inspired me to become more educated about cybersecurity and nutrition, and it’s the reason my brother and I now use Firefox! I came across this article and… it seemed to raise a lot of valid points about Mozilla, but I have no idea if they are true or not since I’m not that knowledgeable about tech, and they go against everything I’ve ever heard about Firefox. Wanted to ask if you wouldn’t mind giving it a quick read, if that’s not too much trouble, and explaining why it’s false/true? If you can, ofc, I realise that is a weird request, and I promise it&: not something I’d usually ask someone. I just thought I’d ask since you’re the only sort of ‘tech’ person I can think of whom I’d trust to know stuff about this. https://digdeeper.neocities.org/articles/mozilla

So this is a great example of someone reading a ToS uncharitably and extracting the most paranoid bullshit possible.

Aside from the absolute classic "oh noes they are storing info about what devices you use" (if you use firefox logged in mozilla will collect information about what device and OS you use to connect; they do this for a lot of reasons like figuring out what stuff the bulk of their users are using but also because *they can't display on your device without that data*) I want to zoom in on this as an example:

BTW, there is one really funny thing inside the account ToS (MozArchive) that I just have to mention: "We may suspend or terminate your access to the Services at any time for any reason, including [...] our provision of the Services to you is no longer commercially viable." The fuck? If you stop bringing them profit, you're gone. They really said that! To me, this is a roundabout admission that your data is being sold. And if it's not worth much (for whatever reason), then you get kicked out.

This person is highlighting the idea that they may cut you off from services if the provision of those services is no longer commercially viable. This author is saying "FIREFOX WILL BOOT YOU WHEN YOU STOP BEING A PROFITABLE LITTLE PAYPIG FOR THEM"

But. Okay. Let's go look at that section of the ToS:

These Terms will continue to apply until ended by either you or Mozilla. You can choose to end them at any time for any reason by deleting your Mozilla account, discontinuing your use of the Services, and if applicable, unsubscribing from our emails. We may suspend or terminate your access to the Services at any time for any reason, including, but not limited to, if we reasonably believe: (i) you have violated these Terms, (ii) you create risk or possible legal exposure for us; or (iii) our provision of the Services to you is no longer commercially viable. We will make reasonable efforts to notify you by the email address associated with your Mozilla account or the next time you attempt to access the Services. In all such cases, these Terms shall terminate, including, without limitation, your license to use the Services, except that the following sections shall continue to apply: Indemnification, Disclaimer; Limitation of Liability, Miscellaneous.

Bud. This says "we are not obligated to provide services to you and we may stop providing services that cost us more money to maintain than is viable." This isn't about selling your data, this is about backwards compatibility and sunsetting projects. They don't have to keep providing access to services they're no longer developing nor bend over backwards to make sure that you can keep running a version of the browser that uses the extensions they dropped support for ten years ago.

Ugh. I got to the section where they talk about cucking for manifest3 and jesus this asshole. Manifest 3 is a defacto set of web standards that are changing because google has so much market share as a browser that if they do something everybody else has to follow or they're going to break basic functionality; if they don't make these changes eventually a shitload of websites just will not work on firefox. WAY more than currently experience this problem. Nobody is happy about manifest 3 and the fact that mozilla put out a press release about coming manifest 3 changes (that was not positive!) doesn't mean they're happy about getting dragged along by the nose; this blogger would prefer something like them refusing to adopt those standards, but all that would happen is that they'd lose more users because less shit would work on firefox browsers since people write their sites for chrome first and anything else second if at all.

This writer also gripes a lot about things like "mozilla took away this functionality for the sake of security and SURE you can change that by going into the configurations but it should be an option right in the first panel of the settings what are they really trying to hide???" and they're not trying to hide anything bud they're trying to make a functional browser with intuitive menus for people who aren't power users.

Like they want to be able to do everything they want and they want to be able to see the option in front of them at all times. It's a weird combination of "I know how to configure everything about this browser" and "if a setting is ever hidden behind a readmore it's a dark pattern and is an attack on user privacy." Like they gripe a lot about privacy and then link to a bunch of pages on mozilla where they explain their privacy settings and link to tutorials on how to hide the data that they just explained they collect.

Yeah this is someone I would walk away from in order to avoid getting into a fistfight.

"FOSS licenses are nice but they don't ensure quality" nobody said they did.

"FOSS licensed softwares don't always accept user participation in development" nobody said they did

"I can't change the actual code of firefox to remove things that I don't like don't tell me to fork it it has to be all or nothing mozilla specifically has to do what I want or it's user hostile" I can see why it would be hostile to you as a user fuck you dude this is why forks *exist* (also the "spyware" discussed is basic browser tracking stuff, the realistic necessities of how email work that make it not private by default like the PROTOCOLS are not private you can't get around that, and a lot of the stuff is opt out but improves functionality for day to day users, AND a lot of the tracking is specifically for people with logged-in accounts which are not necessary to use firefox like if you hate pocket don't use it my friend! I also hate pocket it is quite simple to never use it thanks)

"There's no justification for making the source code unavailable" my dude. https://hg.mozilla.org/mozilla-central/

"If they really cared about an open internet they'd work toward killing capitalism." Friend. I think there's very little more that a web browser could do to undermine the capitalist nature of huge chunks of the web and maintain a broad userbase than what firefox is doing.

I'm reminded of the time that I saw someone losing their shit about a linux distro that included chrome as *a* browser - not the default browser, but *a* browser.

It is an unpleasant fact that a lot of firefox's funding comes from google. That's part of why google is still the default search engine in Firefox and I read some similar articles decrying mozilla's residence firmly in Google's pocket a few years ago. I don't think there's anyone at mozilla who is genuinely pleased that their cheques are signed by google, but there are a ton of people at mozilla who are happy they can keep the lights on because getting paid by google means that they can do as much as they possibly can to create a functional browser that has a significant interest in privacy by default and that can be made *VERY* private by a dedicated user.

Anyway a lot of the stuff on this post is things like "a certificate expired five years ago and broke extensions and that means that mozilla is incompetent and hates users" or "eleven years ago there was a slapfight in the bug reporting forums between a user and a mod and the fact that the user was kicked after repeatedly being told his fix wasn't going to get made is censorship."

The big beefs at the center of this post are:

Mozilla collects data on users

Mozilla limits functionality that should be up to the users

Mozilla takes money from google

and my refutations are:

it does, and it is less than any other mainstream browser and is much much more transparent about what data is collected and how to prevent that data from being collected

A lot of the functionality they're discussing is still there and the stuff that isn't is allowing unsigned extensions which, dude, put a fork in it. They're not going to budge on unsigned extensions but the bar you have to clear to get signed is really really low; like this guy is LITERALLY saying "allow the installation of malicious extensions."

Yep. They do. This point reminds me of a lot of the people on tumblr who hate ads but also hate it when people pay for tumblr. As it turns out making things costs money, and making things used by millions of people costs *A LOT* of money.

I mean FFS one of the things this writer complains about is that Mozilla has a YouTube page.

This isn't just letting perfect be the enemy of good, it's letting perfect be the enemy of *functionally existing as a large organization in the modern world.*

Anyway, I'm glad you enjoy my blog, thank you for letting me know!

[luckykiwiii101]

Omg omg Kiwi!!!

So I have been persisting with your challenge for about 3 days now (I was late to join lol) and I made it into the void for a couple seconds last night before I got scared and left. I wanted to share this with you so that other people can have hope. AND I did this through hard circumstances!

Also TW d3ath, c4nc3r, d1v0rc3.

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So, ever since I started affirming that I was “in control of my reality” and that “I am a master at the void state” I noticed that the 3D started to test how persistent I am. Maybe I had a subconscious belief that the 3D would test me, but I chose to persist.

In the 3D: My parents have been divorced for two years and now always fight with each other. This weekend, my dad told us he wants to date the person he cheated on my mom with. And one of my grandparents got diagnosed with stage 4 cancer yesterday.

Now, I was still sad about my circumstances, I still cried about it. However, as soon as I was done letting myself feel my feelings, I went straight back to affirming.

I affirmed robotically. I didn’t do it continuously because I get migraines easily, but I would remember to do it whenever I had thoughts I needed to flip.

Ex: My life sucks —> I am living my desired life

I even visualized my desired life to distract myself from the 3D. Because as Kiwi says, the 4D (your imagination) is what creates reality. So, call me cruel, but when I found out about the diagnosis I did not cry. I was absent minded because I knew that it would change in an instant if I wanted it to.

My (short) void experience

Last night I went to bed and ngl I forgot to affirm before sleeping 💀. Buttt I woke up sometime later and I noticed my room looked a little weird and that’s when I knew that I was lucid dreaming. I had never lucid dreamed before, so I was shocked how real everything felt. The only thing that I noticed that made me realize was the fact that I had 6 fingers. I automatically started saying “I am in the void” and then I felt my consciousness start to float out of my body. And then for like 2 seconds it was pitch black and I couldn’t hear anything but my own voice in my head. But I got scared and left right away. I awoke back into the lucid dream and then awoke in this reality.

I’m definitely going to enter again! And Kiwi, I wanna thank you so much for this challenge, without it I would have probably been stuck in a cycle of doubt and laziness forever. Btw I love your blog 💗

TL;DR: Circumstances don’t matter, only the 4D matters. Robotic affirming is key.

THIS IS AMAZING!!!!

I’m sorry for your hard circumstances but the way you carry yourself so confidently around them is amazing!!! You’re not cruel for not crying, you’re just stepping into your own power and acknowledging that you can bend anything to your will at any instant!

Can’t wait to hear your success story!!💗

[letters-to-lgbt-kids]

(Content “warning”, of sorts: unlike most of my posts, this isn’t intended as positivity or advice, it’s just a stream-of-consciousness piece of writing that I wanted to share) 

My dear lgbt+ kids, 

Every now and then, I receive a message like “Share this with your 5 favorite bloggers and ask them to share 5 fun facts about themselves” or get tagged in a post like “Share your favorite movie, song and book, and then tag your friends to do the same”. I read them, I smile and appreciate feeling included in those little games, and I log off without replying - and then I turn around and go „Oh, yeah, I guess I run a somewhat popular blog but people don’t really care about me, you know? I just, like, monologue to people about stuff and sometimes they read it but I as a person do not matter to anyone. I could be replaced by some robot and nobody would notice or even care.” 

As I’m typing this, I think that I could try to turn this into some general positivity and/or advice: on how people with a low self-esteem tend to dismiss signals that other people think highly of them, or on how small „meaningless“ connections like some random internet stranger just thinking of you while forwarding a chain message aren’t so small or meaningless at all, or maybe on how “lonely” can sometimes become a self-identity that stands in our way of connecting to others. 

Or I could talk about how part of the reason I just briefly smile at these messages but do not reply to them is the (re-) emergence of the queerphobic, false rhetoric that “queer adults are much more likely to be pedophiles, so all of them should be treated like suspects at all times“ (statistically not true, btw, but since when do people care about facts when they could just share inflammatory lies?) and all the ways it makes it hard to be a queer content creator with a young audience (and also to just be a queer human being at this point). And how even typing this makes me worry someone will twist all this into me asking minors for comfort and if maybe I should rephrase it, and now I’m thinking how this need to constantly self-censor ourselves fucks with our mental health and contributes to the loneliness epidemic among queer men. But this is getting too heavy and I’m running out of space in this letter. 

Yeah, I could write about any of these things now. I could monologue about it and someone would read it and they might even comment “good point OP” and I would read that and smile. And for a brief moment, we would connect. The same way two strangers connect when one lets the other cut in line at the supermarket and the other says thankyou and they never even look at each other and this small moment will be forgotten in no time but for a brief second it made the world a touch kinder, and it means nothing and it means everything. 

With all my love, 

Your Tumblr Dad 

[rowarn]

I’m so happy i found your blog ;___; your soft simon/konig are literally a breath of fresh air like the other anon said😍💕 you write them so well and so tender and caring, they’re literally dream men tbh😮‍💨💕 what are yiur thoughts on how they’d be w a reader whose inexperienced?? both when it comes to intimacy and love in general (im thinking of a feral and skittish cat 🐈‍⬛ who mistrusts every approach and touch and backs away 😭) i always read abiut these men when they’re w a reader who is very sure of her self/sexuality and confidently engages w them (and don’t get me wrong i love reading it regardless!) but what abour when reader has no clue how to act/what to do and is kinda ashamed about it bc she doesn’t want to let her partner down bc she still possesses the v card🥴

(im totally not projecting 😭🙊 btw it’s totally fine if you don’t want to answer this!! wouldn’t want to overwhelm or cross any limits!)

HI MY LOVE IM GLAD UR ENJOYING MY STUFF!!!

hmmm i think both simon and könig wouldn't actually rlly say anything about sex unless you brought it up.

simons very perceptive, he can tell that you're a little shy and skittish about anything too intimate so he keeps his touches pg and simply follows your lead. he lets you guide the pace and he won't bring up getting his dick wet unless you do first.

if he catches on that you may actually want to properly discuss it (even if u don't flat out say it, again he can tell if somethings on your mind <3) then he'll be SO patient and soft with you as he listens. if you're embarrassed or scared, he'll do his best to reassure you that he's not some bumbling idiot who doesn't know how to make it feel good. and he's also not the type to really care about the idea of virginity. doesn't matter to him; he'll guide you and teach you everything snd he'll be so careful and sweet with you, you don't need to worry. he's not great with words but he does his best to get his thoughts across to put you at ease!!

könig wont bring it up bc he's kind of nervous. his thoughts sort of race when he doesn't get a black and white answer so when he notices you're a little skittish about him touching you, he goes thru 400 different reasons why and doesn't want to ask and scare u off by thinking he's some sex obsessed maniac (he's a pro at catastrophizing!!!)

will not ever bring it up avtually, you definitely will have to sit him down and spell out your thoughts to him. he'll noticeable relax in relief when he realizes you're not scared of him you're just....embarrassed?

unlike simon, he is pretty good with words. he blunt and gets straight to the point. he'll tell you that he's...big....everywhere and that he knows how to prep you so it won't hurt and that he would be SO careful if u felt like you were ready. he also assures you that it's nothing to be embarrassed about. contrary to simon, he does understand that some people view their virginity as something special and that if u want he can make it a rlly romantic evening for u!! it's up to u!!! just tell him what u want and he will follow your lead without a single thought <3

overall, simon isn't rlly the type to just jump into bed unless he gets the idea that you CLEARLY want to have sex with him. he's had his fair share of bedmates and he will definitely be able to pick up on any flirting. if he thinks you might not want to have sex, he wont say anything. he's a grown man who doesn't need to get his dick wet (: he's got his hand (yum) <3

and könig is.....könig. he's just happy to be here <3

I HOPE I ANSWERED UR QUESTIONS!!!!!

[brutally-loving]

Welcome to my fuckass self-shipping blog. I am KRUEGER and you may use HE/THEY pronouns for me. Main blog is @esotericdivinity. I would love to make more self-shipping friends, especially if our f/os share a base media!! Uhh, yes I will talk about my favorite men here- And only here. Comprehensive list of all of the ?? fuckers I have, and my DNI list below.

The Favorites, my fictional husbandssssss

I won't even lie: I don't share these. At all. I really will not observe anyone else who selfships with them, I will ignore it. I also would possibly block if I am harassed?- But I can't foresee this happening. I am so so happy to see people who share f/os from the same media!!! Please come talk to me. Anyway these aren't sorted in any specific way they're just there- feel free to ask who I'm most fixated on at any given moment!

Granolah (Dragon Ball Super) - Uhh yeah. He is everything to me I don’t care how fucked up he is. I want to brush his hair and stare at his eyes and hold hands with himmmm

Okay basically: I've had him for like. 2 years. Maybe more actually... anyway, he's adored. I would punch walls over him lowkey. I could yap about him tons at some point... But I won't unless prompted!!

Troy Calypso (Borderlands 3) - He is NUTS and terrible and horrible and I NEED HIM- I cannot defend this fixation, my second most “on the brain” character at the moment. I think he deserves better he could be so very impressive and I want everyone to see how I write him and how he should be (FUCK CANON IT IS AU TIME-)

I actually do have headcanons for how he'd be with me?? Unlike most of my f/os... I don't know how I managed it. Anyway, he's off his rocker and I do love him so so much. I've had him for years but really only dipped my hands properly into him like, a year and a half ago.

Caesar Zeppeli and Joseph Joestar (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) - They belong together. Who am I to separate them? Polycule go???- Oh well! I might talk more about Caesar bc I feel like he needs more love, but I adore them together and want us all to hold hands. Ugh. They're everything.

Caesar came first, back in 2020, but Joseph slowly won me over through 2021-2022. And here we are. I adore them both so, and I think that I should be able to love them so so much 💞 pretend Joseph doesn't have canon events that are important to some things... I need him with Caesar and I- In my mind, they're in a vacuum and that's it. Susie Q loves us all and her and I go to the spa together btw ☝️

Clavicus Vile (The Elder Scrolls) - I cannot defend myself or this. I cannot. I love him. I love him so mUch good god- He’s the worst and I think I could support and adore him sm... (he needs support and I am going to fucking be it)

I've loved him since like 2+ years ago but last year was when I really got into him. It was a SHARP and aggressive downfall into fixation. But him 💞 I also have headcanons for him and designs to depict how I visualize him and stuff... please feel free to ask.

Silvers Rayleigh (One Piece) - Actually a perfect husband idk. Uhh Rayleigh when he runs with Roger is the one I’m fixated on and absolutely adoing of. Anyway he’s gorgeous and I think we should hold hands and watch documentaries… I've had him... for not long. But this doesn't make him any less important!

ADDITIONS I DONT HAVE SPACE TO HAVE IMAGES FOR:

Esidisi (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)!! He was debated since the last time I fixated on JJBA (2022 summer or so??), but only now did I really take him in. I'm so excited to think about him! I can't wait to add him properly to this roster of vehement fixation and love-

Will update as needed? I guess- thanks for reading!! Please please feel free to ask questions-

DNI: those who share the aforementioned characters, proshippers (specifically those who condone or romanticize pedophilia, incest, beastiality, rape, etc etc), anti-lgbtq+ people, racists, sexists, literally anyone who's just kind of harass-y?? Yeah please don't interact. I really appreciate it because that shits just not cool.

I write and draw commissions, and will take donations!!

P@ypal is caiushadeon@gmail.com

Ca$happ is $sharpset

and ko-fi is here!

[zierose-freak]

Would you write shota smut 💖

tysmmmmm for being my first ask !! I cannot explain how happy I was when I got this ask !! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡

☆*:.｡. o( Late Night Calls)o .｡.:*☆

Warning: phone sex, mutual masturbaition, main focus on soul, voice kink (not sure what it’s called) gn!reader, praise, SOUL IS LEGAL BTW. HES TURNING 20 THIS YEAR I BELIEVE

The utop1a tour was a lot, not only on you but soul aswell.

poor boy was horny and you weren’t around, what sucks more is he had to share a room with seob, making jerking off even harder not harder then him though.

From the fansigns to the performances he was just done, he needed to relive some stress. He waited till seob was asleep to call you.

As soon as you answered he couldn’t help but whine “ynnie..” he was already palming himself. “m’so hard.. miss you so much..” he pulled down his shorts, his length slightly hitting his stomach and his tip red and angry

“Then touch yourself, you’ve done it before..” you encourage, as soon as you do he begins to stroke himself, soft moans leaving his lips. “N-need to.. see you..” he said breathily, turning on his camera and positioning it against the wall in front of him, showing you what he’s doing. he threw his head back when he saw you turn on your camera, wearing nothing and touching yourself, despite barely even touching himself he was already close most likely from being lent up for months now. “Good boy.. doing so good” you praise, not missing the way he face turns red and he spreads his legs wider for you to ogle at. he was already leaking so much precum when his moans got a bit higher pitched, they became more like incoherent begs. “i-I’m gonna cum..!” He squeaked out. he shut his eyes tight and his body slightly shaking from the pleasure, everything a blur for a moment, and when he caught his breath and opened his eyes he had cum more then he had in awhile, his thighs, hand and chest had a bit on it. when he had realized what he had done he blushed and quickly said “goodnight” and “I love you” to you, getting up and washing his hands and wiping off his chest and thighs. when he went back to bed seob gave him a weird look and went back to playing his game

taglist!: @kittyxnoa

let me know if you want to be added to the tag list, you MUST have your age somewhere on your blog if you want to be added for nsfw posts.

[riordanness]

I loveee your blog soo much. Ur headcanons for the pjo characters are amazing and I hope u continue to share them!!

Message in a bottle, percy jackson and the Olympians, percy jackson and annabeth chase

thank you so much my love!! that’s really kind and means a lot 💋🥑

i’m gonna do both romantic and platonic headcannons for both percy and annabeth and also percabeth headcannons

percy jackson,,

percy is such a hoodie guy

he loves when you steal them

especially if you’re shorter or smaller than him

he thinks you look so cute

he loves the beach

+ he will drag you there constantly

if you can’t swim

he’ll buoy you up until you learn

you love to play with his hair

it’s always so unruly and full of salt water and sand

believe it or not

percy loves to bake

and whether or not you enjoy baking

with him

it’s so fun

you guys make so much mess and it’s awesome

you love to read to him

he’ll practise his skateboarding while you read aloud

you both have matching friendship bracelets btw

percy made them himself

yours is the colour of his eyes

and his is the colour of yours

annabeth chase,,

annabeth is your confidante

you tell her everything and she always gives you advice

you also love to do each other’s hair

annabeth is a pro at all kinds of braids

and she loves to do little braids in your hair

especially when you let her decorate said braids

you’re both snackaholics

you don’t eat meals

you snack

you’re also massive board game fans

you could honestly spend all day playing with her

everything you guys do

you do together

shopping, work, cleaning, etc

you’re two peas in a pod

and let’s be honest

everything is more fun when you do it with annabeth

percabeth,,

holding hands while sleeping >>

it helps with the tartarus nightmares

even after their grey streaks fade away due to time (uncle rick being inconsistent)

they dye them back in

so they’re always matching

annabeth is a huge swiftie

so of course percy makes sure he knows every word

arguing over movies is so their thing

they’re disney kids

just so you know

tangled is their movie

percy knows all the words and loves to quote it

annabeth hates when he talks during movies

but my adhd boy can’t help it

same percy same

focused!adhd x hyperactive!adhd ™️

i hope you like these and that they’re okay!! enjoy <3

[sitp-recs]

hi! how are you?

so I read a fic some time ago that destroyed me…… like literally. I enjoyed it but at the same time I didn’t. but now I can’t stop thinking about it bc everything on it was so revolting and fucked. how to make a fic get out of our system? is it possible 😅 not to be dramatic but this fic almost made me lose interest in the whole ship lmao I just wanted to read something I enjoy again, you know? and nothing hits :( and when it does I’m almost finishing the fic and something horrible happens (that wasn’t really tagged) and I endure it until the end 💀 anyway if you have any fic that you read recently that is very romantic and monogamous or even if they are exes but they don’t date anyone else because they just can’t move on, pls share with us!! and it doesn’t have to be drarry, it can be anything. Im going through your lists and whole blog tbh looking for something that will save me lmaoooo I’ve read almost everything that interests me and you recced. (btw your break up make up list is amazing!) still I think the spark left me 🫠 ugh sorry for yapping

I’m sorry to hear that, anon :,( I think we’ve all been there at some point, god knows how many times I felt blocked, uninspired or just unable to connect to any fic. Personally, I find it helpful to take short breaks from fandom and focus on other hobbies for a while. Those fics will always be there when and if you’re ready to return! Also, imho you shouldn’t have to “endure” any fics that you find upsetting. I don’t typically have any triggers but I certainly have tropes/topics that don’t interest me much (or at all), and I have no qualms abandoning a fic when they show up unannounced 🤣

Now, it’s a bit hard to rec something randomly without knowing more about your fic tastes, but since you’re interested in romantic/monogamous stories, I thought I’d share some recs along those lines. This is a personal selection that might not work for you, but if it does I’ll be pleased to know that you’ve found that spark again :) Take care xo

Short fic:

Take the Moon by tackytiger (M, 15k)

Harry Potter has always wanted a family of his own, and when a deadly blood curse forces him into a marriage bond with his best friend Draco Malfoy, it looks like he might just have found one. It's just a shame they’d always planned to break up after a year…

Two Zinnias and the Scent of Lemon by @the-starryknight (M, 16k)

The Ministry didn’t turn bad overnight. Harry didn’t suddenly turn rogue either. Between covert Legilimency links and Polyjuice disguises and running and running and running, Draco has forgotten what it is like to have a safe harbor that isn’t a person. If there’s an art to fighting back, then they’ll find it hand in hand.

Us, in Lieu by Tepre (E, 29k)

Teddy needs help and Harry needs funding. Draco sits in the other room and plays the piano.

Long fic:

Little Deaths and How to Avoid Them by nerakrose, dustmouth (T, 96k)

Malfoy is way too interested in coroner reports for somebody who's definitely not looking for ways to die, Harry wants to be friends with him, and Ginny wants to break up with Harry.

Who we are in the shadows by Quicksilvermaid (E, 100k)

What happens when you’re forced to become the very thing you despise? Ex-Auror Harry Potter, tossed out of the Ministry for something he had no control over, has been looking for a way back to his former life.

Far From The Tree by aideomai (E, 112k)

The arrival of Harry Potter’s children—snapped back in time, the children themselves guessed, twenty or so years—was the most interesting thing to happen at Hogwarts for years.

[rogerswifesblog]

For bingo can I request an obvious smut 😈 with Steve Rogers x reader with Anal sex and one bed. Plot is they are sent on a mission and only have one bed and at first Steve offers to sleep on the floor but the reader says they can share and sexy time ensues😈

😫😫oh wow yeah thank you for this request 😋

It was supposed to be a Drabble but…2k??

Btw look closely at the card, something changed, there’s a little surprise at the bottom 👀

All drabbles will be posted with the tag “1 k followers special” just look for it on my blog:)

I’ll try to post one or two drabbles everyday! Depends on the length and how much time I have:)

Warm you up

Warnings: anal sex, fingering, creampie, cum leaking, there’s a lot of cum, a bit cum eating but not really, also slightly daddy kink but not really

18+

A laugh escaped your lips when Steve took the pillow, determinedly throwing it at the floor. “I told you, Steve, the bed is king sized”, you said, picking up the pillow from the floor and throwing it onto the bed, right next to your own pillow. “Besides…we’re both exhausted Steve. I know you got hurt-and don’t give me that look where you plan to lie, it wasn't that bad. I saw them shooting a bullet right through your arm, after you fell from the first floor onto the ground. You need a good night's sleep.”

You could tell he’d still rather argue about it but in the end he sighed. “I hate arguing with you…you’re as stubborn as I am”, with that he grabbed his pajamas and a towel, walking into the bathroom.

While Steve took a shower You looked for your own sleep clothes, listening to the water splashing, that stopped shortly. Only a few moments later Steve left the bathroom dressed in flannel pants and a white t-shirt. So simple. Domestic even. And he looked amazing like that.

Feeling your gaze he lifted his head, making you blush immediately. A soft smile creeping onto your lips while you walked past him into the steam filled bathroom. After taking off your clothes you walked into the shower, warm water hitting your tense muscles, your dirty, bloody skin. Sometimes you really wanted to give up being an avenger. It was exhausting.

But on the other hand you liked the feeling of helping people. At least how much you could. It wasn’t always easy, but you tried to do everything you could.

Sighing you enjoyed the warmth on your skin for a few more minutes, before the water slowly turned colder. You immediately turned off the water and dried off. After putting on your sleep clothes you opened the bathroom door.

The cold air hit you immediately, goosebumps erupting on your whole body, even your nipples stiffened. Hearing your gasp Steve looked up from where he was sitting on the bed and reading a book. “Steve! Why is the window open?”, you scolded, walking over to the balcony to close it. You didn’t notice Steve’s gaze on your breasts, while he pulled the blanket further over his lap.

Since Steve didn’t answer you turned around, hands on your hips and a small frown on your face. “Hm?” Only then did you notice the blush creeping from under Steve's shirt to the very tips of his ears. “I-what? Oh yeah, window…I’m running hot in the night so-“ “Steve, but I don’t. I’m getting cold quickly-I’m already freezing.” While laying down you could swear hearing Steve mumble something. ( “I can see that.”)

You turned to him, immediately putting your cold hands beneath his warm thighs. Feeling that he immediately tensed up, gasping in surprise. “What are you doing?” He tried to push your hands away, making you only frown more. “I’m cold because of you. Now you have to warm me up”, you felt your cheeks blush slightly when you realised how your words sounded, but Steve didn’t seem to notice any of it.

“Fine, we can…I can hold you. Hug you, if you’re…if you’re okay with that”, he said shyer than you’ve ever heard him talk. If you were honest, you felt your chest tingle imagining his arms around your body.

Nodding you turned off your nightlight, before looking back at him, since you were already facing the wall. “Cuddle me?”, you whispered, a teasing smile on your lips. It was the first time you two had to share a bed and you were very happy about it. Your growing crush was only getting bigger, especially when he put his arms around you, after turning off his light. But he still wasn’t really close to you, only holding you in his arms, but even his chest didn’t touch your back. “Like this?” “No…closer”, you whispered, feeling his breath hitch.

“I can’t.”

“What? Why not? If you’re uncomfortable with holding me, then…you don’t have to…”, you mumbled, your heart heavy and breaking. “That’s…that’s not what I mean. I want to hold you. But I can’t.”

It confused you. Steve confused you. Why couldn’t he hold you? Was he scared about touching or hurting you? “I’ll tell you if you’d hold me too hard, promise-“ “it’s not that. I really can’t-“ “Steve, don’t be scared, trust me, it’ll be-oh”, Steve finally pressed his whole body against you, making sure you felt his problem. His big problem.

You two stayed quiet for a while, before you slowly pushed a bit back, making Steve moan into your neck.

Then you did it again.

Steve couldn’t stop himself from grinding into you, while grabbing your hips a bit harder and pulling you right onto his clothed dick. “Fuck-I can stop now but…I really don’t want to”, he mumbled into your hair, burring his face in it. “Then don’t stop, Steve.’ He immediately kissed your neck and shoulder, while one of his hands slowly slid into your shorts immediately finding your wet cunt.

A moan escaped your lips and Steve’s fingers pushed into your wetness with a loud squelch. “You’re so wet-and so tight, fuck. So perfect.” You felt him taking of his boxershorts, before once again pushing against your ass. “But I’m curious how tight your ass is”, his implication made you gasp and throb around his fingers at the same time.

And Steve noticed it too.

“Oh, you like it, huh? You want me to fuck your ass? Split you Open on my big cock?”, he whispered more filth into your ear, pushing down your shorts and grinding his dick against your ass. Feeling him skin to skin made you lightheaded. Like this you could swore he felt even bigger. “Yes-yes fuck my ass, Steve. I want to feel it-“

With that he let go of you and left the bed. You immediately sat up to look where he went, only to see him throw everything out of his suitcase and grabbing a lube bottle. Also, you now saw him in his full size.

It made your mouth water.

Fuck.

And he’d fuck you? You’d definitely feel it for days.

“Ass up, baby. You need some prep or I might not fit”, he winked at you cockily, while he threw his shirt to the floor. You didn’t waste time quickly taking off your clothes and changing positions, onto all fours. He pushed your head down so your elbows touched the bed, also making you arch your back more. “So pretty”, Steve mumbled, kneeling behind you.

You could feel his dick on your ass, rubbing himself against you. “Hmm, I’m not sure it’ll fit, sweetheart…”, he mumbled, looking at the size of his cock compared to you. “But I’m sure you’ll be good for me and make it fit.” With that he took his hardness from you, squeezing some lube onto your rim and starting to massage your tight muscle.

A soft moan erupted in your chest while you pressed yourself back into his finger. “Steve-I want-your cock in my pussy-please fuck me-“ You didn’t have to ask more before his cockhead pressed into your wet cunt, stretching your pussy slowly with his thick dick and ass with his fingers.

“Feels so good, Steve”, moaning you pressed back, till you felt his thighs flush against yours. He was so fucking deep in you, you could feel him hit your cirvex with every thrust. With every following thrust you felt yourself get closer to your high, the stimulation of both of your holes making you dumb with pleasure. “Steve-I’m close-“ He angled his hips a bit differently, making sure to hit your soft spot. This was all you needed before falling over the edge with Steve’s name on your lips.

He felt how your walls throbbed around his cock and three of his fingers that were burried in your ass-and fuck, was it tight.

For a moment he let you ride out your orgasm before pulling out, not kissing the quiet unhappy whine. He’d lose to fill your cunt but…he’d rather fill your ass.

“Sweetheart, can I still fuck your ass? Are you still okay with it?”, he asked against your ear, kissing unseen your earlobe. Being completely exhausted you gave him a thumbs up, grinning back at him. “Sure Stevie”, you giggled, feeling him kiss your cheek. “Thank you”, he mumbled back, not being able to stop himself from grinning.

Taking this three day mission he really couldn’t have dreamed of it turning out like this. Maybe he should do more missions with you. Especially if they all would end like this.

You could hear him lube up his dick, before his mushroom head started pressing into you. Gasping you grabbed the sheets tightly enjoying the stretch of his cock. With every coming inch he felt girthier and so long you could swear you could feel him in your throat. Fuck. He was splitting you in half.

“Oh my fucking god-Steve.” Just then Steve grabbed you by the hair pulling you up, till his body was flush against yours, the last inch thrusting into you, filling you completely. “So tight-you have no idea how good you feel”, Steve mumbled into your neck, before slowly starting to move his hips.

Your head fell back into his shoulder, while he started moving faster, harder. “You’re incredible, taking me so good-made for my cock-now, don’t close your eyes, look down sweetheart”, he whispered into your ear, looking at your stomach over your shoulder. When your head fell forward you couldn’t stop yourself from gasping.

A bulge.

Your stomach was bulging with every thrust.

He was so big you could see him.

A gasp escaped your lips while you grabbed into his arm, when he pushed his palm down on your stomach. You had no idea how it was possible but you knew you were close again.

“Fuck-Steve-don’t stop” He only chuckled into your ear. “I don’t intend to, baby.” With his last word his thrust became quicker and harder, till he had to hold your body, otherwise you’d uselessly fell into the bed.

And he stayed truth to his words. When he finally spilled in your ass, filling you toll it leaked around his girth, you had no idea how made times he had made you cum, but you felt overstimulated and cockdrunk. If it wasn’t for him holding you, you’d be like a doll in his hands.

Maybe you already were.

“You’re so pretty like this, sweetheart…coming seven times for me”, he whispered into your ear, slowly lowering your onto the bed, but still holding your hips up, still thrusting. He knew he could probably do it all night and all day, but he saw you were already nearly falling asleep, not even answering him. The only thing that was leaving your mouth were filthy cries of pleasure or his name, like a mantra.

Even though he wanted to stop, he couldn't. His balls were still heavy and your ass was so, so good. And so, so filthy. The squelching sounds and his cumeaking out of you made it even filthier. Your quiet gasp letting him know how much you enjoyed it, even though you were exhausted.

And yet you still managed to come again.

“So perfect-fuck”, when his own orgasm rolled over him he grinded into your ass, before pulling out and stroking himself over your pussy, shooting the last ropes of cum onto your wet folds-not that he needed to, since your cunt was already drenched from all the cum that had leaked out of your ass. Not only your cum, but also your legs and the sheets.

“What a beautiful sight.” A grin crept onto his lips when he scooped some of the cum onto his fingers and pushed into your cunt, immediately feeling your press back onto them, completely cockdrunk.

Chuckling he pulled his fingers out, sucking the remaining taste off of them, before grabbing his t-shirt from the floor and wiping away the cum, still admiring your gaping holes. Filled and leaking.

“We’ll definitely do this again”, he said after finally laying down and pulling you with your back against his chest, listening to your quiet, barely audible whisper.

“Can’t wait, Daddy.”

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[silvertongueddevil]

Thank You, 2024.

alright. as this year comes to close, I have a few things to say. this entire thing will be sappy, btw.

thank you. thank every single one of you. from following me on here, X, Twitch. for continually supporting me through dry-spells (no posting periods), rough emotional times or even sending in ideas and suggestions for content. for checking in on me when I haven’t posted in a while or I say i’m going through a tough time.

I started this blog because people in my daily life would comment on my voice. “you have a narrator voice”, “you should read audiobooks”, even a cis, straight man I met through my coworkers listening to me on a $20 Target Turtle Beach gaming headset and running a PS4, “bro, don’t take this the wrong way, but…you should be a streamer. you have a great voice.”

we didn’t quite make it to 2,000 followers in time (but it’s okay because I’m literally only 40 away from it) but almost 2,000 people around the world seem to agree, and I could not be more grateful.

I don’t mean to sound like I think I’m “famous” or anything like that, but I love all of my followers. you all make me feel so much better about myself. you give me confidence and ideas on how to better myself- and out of the goodness of your own hearts. you take time out of your day, no matter where you are in the world, to message me, to send me an Ask, to comment or reblog. I don’t deserve your support and love. it means more than you could ever know. more than I could ever put into words.

2024 was…interesting. starting out the year with about 200 followers, and literally multiplying that by ten is crazy.

for those that don’t know- I had my heart destroyed by a tumblr mutual that I had met and hooked up with a few times- with feelings I still struggle with. regardless of how I feel, or felt about it, I try to make every experience something I can learn from. I don’t hurt like I used to anymore, and I’ve accepted the events that transpired. it still sucks but for whatever reason, whatever happened was meant to happen. it was meant to happen exactly how it happened.

since then, I’ve felt the need to… pull back from really getting too close to anybody on here. not that it has anything to do with anybody that follows me, but because of me. I know exactly how strongly and deeply I can feel and care. that being said: there is nobody, out of the 1,950~ of you, that I don’t like talking to. sometimes, if I don’t reply, it’s possible I’m busy at work (which is where I spend most of my time, sadly), or busy with my own life. but my lack of response is never anything to do with any of you, I promise.

I have absolutely zero plans to stop posting, to stop creating content for you guys, to talk and reach out and engage and just get to know everyone. the best of me has yet to come (no pun intended) and I hope to have all of you by my side, the way you have been.

I love all of you. thank you for everything you’ve done for me. said to me. sent to me. following me. shared for me. whatever it is- thank you. I hope everyone has a fortunate and exciting 2025 that only serves to drive you forward. thank you for being you, and I hope to get more of you in the years to come.

signed,

your silver tongued devil.

[trendywaifus]

Can i have Lisa,Eula and jean with an academic S/O who became smart through hard work , but still feeling like they are not smart enough?

Thanks for your writing btw they have been helping me whenever i feel down

school’s finna start soon so I’m glad I was able to get to this at a nice time. also, you’re welcome lovely! if you ever feel down just know that I’m always here for you and I’m here to stay. this blog right here proves it and this is for everyone else as well!

btw this is heavy in dialogues–ish. ( not proofread lol)

“ your cute little nose has been buried in those books for a while now, darling. i almost mistaken you for jean. “ lisa jokes sweetly, placing her hand on your back as she peeks over your shoulder to take a quick glance at your progress. you’ve tucked yourself away in the small corner of the library for the past few hours and now it’s almost closing time. for the time you been there, she doesn’t think she seen you out of that chair.

“ sorry lisa, “ you awkwardly laughed, “ i’ve been stuck on this formula for a bit. i still need to figure out the base ingredient for making the heatshield potion. “ she hums, her eyes skimming over the question and then your written out work. she rubs your back soothingly before she answers, “ you got almost everything down packed cutie but what you’re missing is butterfly wings. “

butterfly wings? was it really that simple?

you groaned, crossing your arms. “ that was such an easy and common answer, lisa. why didn’t i get that?” she chuckles airily and kissed your temple. “ don’t beat yourself over it too much. alchemy can be simple at times despite it being really complex. when i studied at the sumeru academy, even i was having trouble with some of the fundamentals and properties of alchemy. “

“ yes but lisa, compared to me, you’re, well—you! you’re a genius. you had to have gotten it right the first time every time! “

lisa frowns at your words. “ which was due to my insatiable hunger for knowledge back then. I can’t deny that i am more academically–gifted than others but you can only go so far with just pure talent. many people unfortunately doesn’t understand that. “

her words sinks in, you felt stupid for even exerting your frustrations on your lover, she was just trying to help you. “ no need to look so ashamed, darling. i understand how you feel completely, trust me. however, don’t let this discourage you from your studies. i really do admire your work ethic, you remind me of my younger self. . in a better way if i should say. “ she pats your shoulder and yawns.

“ with that being said, it’s just about time for me to close the library. since you haven’t gotten out of that chair, that rear of yours must be sore. so why don’t you be a cutie and help me put everything back up? i’ll reward you with kisses after~ “

eula steps inside of the shared home with a deep sigh. after a long day of the usual nonsense with the locals and patrolling she wants nothing more than to settle in bed with you. she takes off her heels and steps into the unusually dark living room. weird, normally you’d wait in the living room for her with open arms and a huge smile but you’re nowhere to be found. her first thought would of been you going to sleep since she did arrive late later in the night this time. that was until she notices a dim light at the end of the hallway from the shared bedroom.

she raises a brow and made her way down the hallway. “ unbelievable. “ eula mutters under her breath as she sees your hunched over figure at the desk, studying. “ you were like this when i left in the afternoon! “ you jumped at the sound of her voice and smiled apologetically at her, rubbing the back of your neck. “ my dear, you’re back! sorry, i got caught up with the material and i didn’t notice you’ve came in. “ the woman scoffed, crossing her arms with disdain. “ not greeting me at the door is something I can live with, but coming home to you cramped up in this room is ridiculous. did you even take a break, eat, or even come out of this room? “

you avert your gaze to the floor, swallowing thickly. eula impatiently taps her foot, waiting for your response. “ well? “

“. . . .uh, no? “

“ what the devil! what’s the meaning of this? you’ve been like this for the past few days! are there any exams I should know about that’s coming up? “

“ . . .no, “ eula was about to scold you but she stops herself as the sad look on your face makes itself known. her heart drops at the sight.“ i. .feel like i’m inadequate. seeing the people around me thrive while i’m stuck at a standstill. .hurts. “ you admitted, lips pursing into a tight line. eula stands there by the doorway in silence, finding the right words to say. she understands you fully, it scares her of how familiar this set up is. it was like she was hearing her inner thoughts when she was younger.

she sighs, “ don’t you dare say that, (name). you’re not inadequate at all. “ she walks over to you and rests her hand over yours. “ think of it like this, people have their own way of dancing, some may like to go slow or fast in terms of tempo to reach the end of their song. but, do you know what matters most for that to happen? “

“ practice and stamina? you’ve practiced dancing all your life, eula, wouldn’t you say those are crucial? “

“ yesn’t. i’m also trying to be more practical here, mind you. it’s about discipline and grit. you can’t have a good practice routine if you can’t separate yourself from distractions. you most certainly won’t have good stamina if you don’t have the grit to work yourself through inevitable trials and errors. i’m the way i am today not only because of the aristocratic ways but because of those two things. “

she takes it upon herself to close the book in your hands and sets it somewhere on the desk. a soft frown adorns her lips, “ but you also have to maintain your health as well, both physically and mentally. so whatever this you’ve been doing—needs to stop. now, come and get ready to go to bed with me my love, i demand for my nightly cuddles. “

“ my love, why are you up so late? “ you jumped in surprise at the familiar concerned voice and a hand touching your shoulder. you whipped your head around to see your lover, who had a worried smile on her face. if she was already home then it must of been almost midnight by now! you started studying around midday. “ oh jean, uh, i was just catching up on some notes. “ you explained, gesturing towards the set of papers in front of you. the blonde peered over your shoulder to take a look with a curious glint in her eyes. “ ah. .my apologies but, i don’t remember you mentioning anything about homework or exams coming up, no? “

you scratched the back of your neck nervously, “ no, i didn’t, i just wanted to study. “

“ and. .when did you start? “ jean asked softly.

“ erm, probably like two or three hours after you left?”

jean almost gasped before clearing her throat. “ i know that i’m not the one to talk about taking breaks but. .did you perhaps get a chance to take a walk or anything of the sorts? “ there was a short pause before you responded with a meek voice, “ . .no, no i didn’t. b-but to be fair, i lost track of. .— “

noticing your nervous demeanor, she lightly squeezes your shoulder and kisses the top of your head affectionately. “ i understand. you must be tired and hungry, do you want me to cook something while you rest in bed? “

“ no jean, i’m fine. you just got done with your official duties, it’s okay—“

“ i insist, dear. here, take my hand. “ with a warm smile dancing upon her lips, she holds out her hand for you to take. you tentatively take it and jean gently pulls you up. you stumbled a bit due to your sleeping legs but jean was quick to hold you steady. “ are you alright? do you need me to carry you to bed? “ she asks, her oceanic blue eyes filled with worry.

you chuckled softly, “ absolutely not, sweetheart. i can walk. let’s not put your back at risk here too. “ a light blush stains her cheeks; jean quietly leads you to your shared bed for you to rest. “ I-I will go prepare dinner for us, please stay in bed dear! “ she says shyly before scrambling off to the kitchen to hide the redness of her face as she hears your growing laughter.

[drewsephrry]

💋-Blurb - Based on the song “Heaven” by Julia Michaels pretty pls

JJ Maybank x fem

Btw I love your blog🥰

thank you so much and thank you for requesting!!! 🤍

2k celebration!!!

warnings: none (i think)

words: 850

The dock stretched out before you, a familiar sanctuary you should have known better than to share with him. But like everything else in your life lately, JJ had wormed his way in, leaving his fingerprints on the places you used to keep for yourself. The moon reflected off the water, casting a silvery glow that seemed almost too perfect for what was happening.

He was already there, leaning against the railing like he had nowhere else to be. He looked over his shoulder as you approached, that lazy, cocky grin curving his lips. It was the same grin he’d flashed the first time he walked into your world, effortlessly undoing all the walls you thought you’d built.

“You’re late.” JJ said, his voice easy, like he didn’t know he’d been the one to break your heart last time.

“Didn’t know we were keeping track.” You shot back, keeping your distance. JJ let out a low laugh, turning fully to face you.

“With you? Always.” He replied. You hated how casual he could be, like the fire he’d set in your chest wasn’t still burning. He had always been that way. Reckless, wild and free. JJ Maybank wasn’t the kind of boy you planned a future with. He was the kind of boy who pulled you into the storm, making you believe chaos could feel like heaven.

“Why did you ask me to come here?” You asked, crossing your arms. JJ’s grin faltered, his expression softening in a way that made your pulse quicken.

“Because I wanted to see you.” He said simply.

“Right.” You said bitterly. “Until you decide you don’t again.”

“That’s not fair.”His jaw tightened and he took a step toward you. You laughed, a sharp, humorless sound.

“Isn’t it? Because I’m pretty sure that’s how it always goes with you. You show up, make me feel like I’m the only thing that matters, and then you disappear the second it gets real.”

“You really think I don’t care?” JJ sighed, running a hand through his hair. You shook your head, anger and something more painful burning behind your eyes.

“I think you care as long as it’s easy. But the second it’s not, you’re gone.” You confessed before he flinched, the words hitting their mark.

“That’s not how it is.” He began.

“Then how is it, JJ?” You demanded, stepping closer. “Because from where I’m standing, it looks like you only want me when it’s convenient for you.” JJ stared at you for a long moment, his blue eyes shadowed by something she couldn’t quite place.

“You remember the first time we met?” he asked suddenly, his voice quieter now. You frowned at the change in tone, caught off guard.

“Of course I do.” You whispered.

“I remember too.” He said, his gaze dropping to the ground. “You were standing on the beach, yelling at Topper because he knocked over your bag. I thought, ‘This girl’s got fire.’ And I wanted to know what it felt like to get burned.” Your breath caught, memories of that day flooding back. You’d been furious with Topper, but then JJ had appeared, grinning like he didn’t have a care in the world. He’d stood up for you, smooth-talking you out of your anger like it was the easiest thing in the world. And that was the problem, he always made it look easy.

“And you did.” You said, your voice softer now. “You got burned and you walked away.” JJ stepped closer, closing the space between them.

“I didn’t walk away because I wanted to.” He said, his voice rough.

“I walked away because I didn’t know how to stay. You make me feel… too much. Like I can’t breathe. Like I’ll lose myself if I get too close.” He admitted. Your chest tightened at his words, at the raw honesty in his tone.

“So what?” You whispered. “You come back when it’s convenient? When you feel like playing with fire again?” JJ reached for your hand, his grip firm but careful.

“I come back because I can’t stay away. Because no matter how many times I try to convince myself you’re better off without me, I can’t stop thinking about you.” JJ said firmly. You hated how much you wanted to believe him. JJ wasn’t the type to lie, not outright, anyway. But he was the type to promise heaven and leave chaos in its place.

“This isn’t fair.” You revealed, your voice trembling. “You can’t keep doing this to me.” JJ cupped your face in his hands, his eyes locked on yours.

“I know I don’t deserve you. I know I’m not good enough for you. But you’re the only thing that’s ever felt real to me. And I’m scared as hell of what that means.” He confessed. Your heart ached, the weight of his words sinking into you. You wanted to run, to save yourself before he could ruin you again. But when his lips met yours, soft and desperate, you couldn’t bring yourself to pull away

A/N: hope you enjoyed this!!

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Zero you mentioned hating on people who get prissy about people shipping characters they dont actively ship and it sparked a LONG burning question of mine concerning bias shipping culture in Batfam fandom. Fans who attack and complain and make a big show of hating on ‘batcest’ ships ARE SO DUCKING HYPOCRITICAL OH MY LORD. I don’t understand why it’s considered okay to ship Dick x Barbara or Barbara x Bruce, or Steph x Tim. But seen as a cardinal sin to ship Jason x Dick, or Jason x Tim or Bruce x Dick??? Especially when the only argument antishippers make is ‘that’s gross their brothers/father and son and that’s incest 😤’. I’m sorry? Did you not just post nsfw Dickbabs content? Did DC not make Steph and Tim romantic love interests? Is that not incest too? Considering the fandom classifies all of them as family, and in a lot of fan spaces and fanfics, are they not interacting and being written as a family unit? I see SO many people blog about Bruce seeing Babs as his first daughter, or being making weird headcanons on Bruce and Steph’s relationship and donning it ‘tired uncle!Bruce and weird niece!steph core’. Like you obviously see them connected to Bruce through familial ties, and yet you’re okay with them dating Dick and Tim who are legally adopted by Bruce and who are also known as his sons? The irony. The hypocrisy. The ducking mockery of it all. Personally, I don’t think the issue that antishipper have is the ‘incest’ part but rather the ‘gay’ part of it all. Game of Thrones taught me that the general public actually don’t care about fictional incest between characters as long as it’s not between two male characters. Because lord forbid the’s a couple of queers in media.

I have been talking about this many times and I have no qualms talking about it some more:

✨ IT'S NOT INCEST, YALL JUST HOMOPHOBIC ✨

The whole idea around "batcest" makes no sense. These are people who did not grow up together, aren't related and never even lived under the same roof. Incest is not a spectrum, incest means sexual intercourse with a relative within the prohibited degree of consanguinity, consanguinity means BLOOD RELATIONSHIP, and these people DO NOT HAVE IT.

But even then, they are a bunch of hypocrites because I have not ever seen anyone batting an eye over Dickbabs or Timsteph (or Jaybabs, or Timbabs - yeah depending on the time period or the media, poor Babs has been passed around a lot). Their relationship is the exact same as the boys' when it comes to shared experiences. Steph has even been a Robin. But nobody cares because 1, DC is not pushing the "family rhetoric" with the girls all that much since they treat them as lower importance characters (when they're there at all), and 2, it's not queer relationships.

And this is ultimately what makes me go insane about queer kids parroting anti bullshit. Censorship is the weapon used by bigots to criminalize, punish and ultimately erase queer people from existence, it takes to study queer history for five minutes to understand this. You can see it happening in every fandom space where every type of queer ship gets put through some sort of moral sieve, and they WILL find reasons why it's unethical to ship it. Did you know that now shipping Dick/Wally is problematic because "Wally has a wife" ? So basically they're turning the very reason why fandom was born (exploring something different from the standardized heteronormative/amatonormative way of doing everything when it comes to narrative) into something pRoBLeMaTiC.

And these little fucking idiots keep spouting queerphobic nonsense while feeling morally righteous, not understanding that they are playing the game of the same people who if they could would shoot them in the street for being anything but straight and cis. And I'm not even taking into consideration the amount of harassment that comes from antis who think bullying and suibaiting someone over the perceived honor of fictional characters is okay.

BTW it's working. Just to name one, tumblr is not even doing its little rainbow capitalism number this year, because it's not a good look to be queer friendly anymore. Antis are helping the people who want us dead get to a spot where being anything but "normal" is illegal. When it happens, and if we keep going the way that we are now it will happen, it's going to be their fault too.

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Hi! I really like your opinions about Sev! Do you have any headcanons about the type of music or movies he might like if he were familiar with Muggle culture?

Hey hoooo! I’m glad you like my blog :)

Honestly, I haven’t thought much about this because I’ve always imagined Severus as someone who wanted to distance himself as much as possible from the Muggle world. He associated everything Muggle with his father or his poor childhood, which utterly disgusted him. So, I picture him with only basic knowledge of Muggle-related stuff, picked up during his childhood or from pop culture references during his summers as a teenager at Spinner's End. But very outdated knowledge, since after graduating from Hogwarts, he likely didn’t interact with that world unless it was for a mission or something similar.

That said, if he were up to date with Muggle culture and genuinely interested in it, I can totally see him being a huge fan of The Smiths. I mean, 80% of their discography feels tailor-made for him. You listen to any song, and it could fit him perfectly. Plus, he seems like the type to vibe with that sad '80s alternative rock. Along the same lines, Joy Division, The Cure, or New Order would probably appeal to him because they share that same depressing, melancholic tone. Overall, I think British New Wave fits him really well. And in the '90s? 100% he’d prefer Oasis over Blur, lol.

Movies are a bit trickier, but I can totally picture him as the kind of person who enjoys original-language arthouse films like Hiroshima Mon Amour or Jules et Jim—Nouvelle Vague stuff with loads of existentialism and heavy influences from unbearable intellectuals like Jean-Paul Sartre. It just matches his character. But who knows? He might also enjoy Star Wars and sci-fi in general. I can definitely see him being a potential fan of Dune and The Lord of the Rings. But that’s just my personal perception hahah

Btw I'm sure he WOUDL TOTALLY LOVE A song of Ice and Fire book series. Potentially huge fan of Tyrion Lannister probably lol