#I’m real fucking mad
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
#I’m so mad everyone I’m sorry I’m going to make sure EVERYONE sees the proper version of mcc this year or die trying#literally this song is so important to the narrative and the film is so fucking hollow without it#if you grew up with disney’s bullshit version and thought it was good WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS SHIT#please. please watch the REAL version of this film. it means a lot to me ok#the muppet christmas carol#for the love of god please people
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always two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyy
also didn’t y’all trespass on his lands in the same damn book
#i’m ctfu tamlin rlly lives in their minds rent free😭😭#real reason they got mad nesta for 500 coins is cuz they’re hemorrhaging money due to space tamlin takes up and doesn’t pay for#acotar#anti rhysand#anti cassian#anti azriel#fucking dimwits#pro tamlin
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I’m getting really tired of Dems giving up and not voting. If Trump wins again and continues to take away women’s rights, remember that by not voting, you are partly responsible for the deaths of women and children that will inevitably occur.
Yes, both sides suck. But if you’re a woman you should care that our rights are on the line here. And no I’m not just talking about abortion. Stand up for once and get out there in November FFS
#if you’re mad that I’m posting about politics let me know#so I can block you real quick#I don’t like talking about it but I feel like I have to#I need liberal women to stand the fuck up and realize what’s being taken away#liberal#kamala harris
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Every time I drink wine I am will graham looking down at a shot hannibal and we have become each other and he is bleeding out and I am savouring the moment by drinking wine the way he does and I gloat like god often does and he takes the violence the way I did every time he violated me and he almost dies from a distant form of violence but what ultimately really kills him are my hands the way I said I’d do it anyway who wants another glass
#all I’m saying is that this scene was a metaphor for gay sex. hannibal was literally penetrated by the bullet#the details are insane actually#their looks have obviously turned into each other with will all clean shaven and in a button down while Hannibal wears a shirt and informal#blazer#but the way the scene is shot#the angle and the light#wills face being so dark cause we can see the darkness in him#hannibal accepting the pain the way will die when he took a saw to his skull or literallt any other time#they’re turning into each other do you understand they became each other#also most intense eye fucking I’ve ever seen on telly or in real life#also will asking Hannibal if god gloats in Digestivo (or dolce? I forgot)#and then gloating as hannibal is in obvious pain and bleeding out#they should’ve fucked nasty but tbh this was more fun to watch#the way will did*#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannigram#emmys thoughts on hannibal#mads mikkelsen#Hugh dancy#wrath of the lamb
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Day 13: caramelldansen
Base I used I set it at 25fps and doubled the frames and tripled the two tallest ones
#murasaki splatoon#splatband#splatbands#splatoon#splatoon bands#squid squad#daily murasaki#murasaki#i was going to add the audio to the post but it literally wasnt fucking working#i tried multiple times throughout the day i started CRYING I WAS SOBBING REAL LIFE TEARS#BECAUSE IT WOULDNT FUCKING WORK#AND IM STILL MAD#im not okay im not im not im not but whatevernhahahh WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#edit because I Forgot#I’m so tired honk mimim
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every day without fail I pace and talk to myself like I’m fucking gollum thinking about how much the Isabella arc could’ve been a amazing arc where Edward goes through a scenario deeply similar to what he did to Kristen if given the right buildup (aka making him slowly get to the mental state where he would date a girl who looks exactly like his first girlfriend no questions asked)
it’s not just the fact Oswald killed Edward’s lover to get to him just what Ed did to Kristen. It’s also the power dymantic, how this was the first person they truly felt like cared for them deeply, the exception. It’s about how they both have power above that emotional investment (Edward being psychically stronger than Kristen, Oswald having financial power over Edward since he is his boss and Edward also lives under him). It is about how they both decided to keep a part of them after the fallout whether it be Edward with Kristen’s glasses or Oswald with Edward’s frozen body. A perverse trophy. IT IS ABOUT HOW BOTH FALLOUTS WERE TAKEN AS A LESSON ABOUT LOVE TO JUSTIFY WHAT THEY DID.
I’m so mad that they fumbled this arc on both sides. I am in deep unspeakable agony as I type this. Honestly their first mistake was writing Isabella to be someone who matched Edward’s freak since they quite literally had that with Oswald. But whatever I don’t care for this mid show
#rambles#edward nygma#gotham#nygmobblepot#gotham 2014#gotham fox#Whatever idgaf#I know I said this before but idc I’ll say it again. It should’ve been framed like that I’m so mad#I know there is some intentional shit in this but I don’t feel like it fully was#If it were then the writers would realize how sketchy Isabella is. She works better as an abuser I’m sorry. I don’t like it#Gotham saying they looked into ocd for Edward character wise and then making Isabella do unconsenual exposure therapy one week in and he’s#just fine. His worry is fixed. Wow great ocd rep Gotham wow ur so good at writing mental illness#I know this isn’t related to my post really but it just sucks. I struggle daily with intrusive thoughts and his fear of killing her felt#similar to ocd obsessions even though he is a real threat to her. It sucks seeing suck a reckless action to try to quell that fear be#celebrated by the narrative. Dawg this wouldn’t fucking make him feel better he’s only known her for one week my guy is going to go kms#whatever whatever I don’t give a fuck. Why would I care about gothams constant ableism I know they do it
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something frustrating that can be difficult to put into words about current discourse around “female characters” is the way it’s either “#girlboss it was so hot when she murdered all those babies” or “this flawed & traumatized teenager is irredeemable because she was kinda mean once.” like idk there has to be a level where I can say “I really find this character fascinating she’s one of my favorites even but I found her actions while in character & compelling for the story upsetting on a personal level.” like this is also just an issue in general where we can’t ever get MAD at our faves without it coming across like hate (when for me an interesting character is usually a frustrating character so if I’m not getting mad are they even my fave) but I feel the whole “girlboss” thing can really strip stories of nuance & meaning because it’s like … sometimes no that wasn’t hot & girlboss it was just fucked. like ily girl but you’re actually so fucked up for what you just did
#I’m actually getting soooooooo mad at a fave of mine I usually jokingly lovingly call a girlboss when she does fucked up shit#it’s just. oh. she’s making some BAD bad choices 😭😭😭😭#but I shan’t say the show because if any of you spoil it for me I’ll have to kill you in real life#so that’s why I can’t post about it til I’m done
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I don’t care about any of the other ratgrinders but god i NEED mary ann skuttle to survive the next episode SO BAD. like she’s just so. the most real depiction of a teenager ive ever seen
#like mary ann is Me.#she doesn’t give a fuck about being sociable in real life only her tammigachi. and i love that#and i’m not gonna be mad if they decide to kill her off but. please🥺#d20#fhjy#mary ann skuttle
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Thinking randomly about sydcarmy, as one does, and I can’t help but wonder about Carmy’s immediate action after getting out of that fridge. Because no matter how many scenarios I imagine, what’s for sure is that he is never running to Claire after that to tell her that he doesn’t wants to be shitty anymore and that she deserves his full focus….
YouknowwhatImean????
#likeeeee the more I think about it the more I’m getting vibes that he will just ignore his fuck up#on the other hand ! ! ! I bet u anything that the first receiving some sort of apology will be Sydney…#like he couldn’t survive to seconds of her being mad at him. let’s be real#*two#sydcarmy#sydney x carmy
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do u ever hear a song for the first time and instantly know it’s about to take over your entire life
#blue by billie eilish .#GOD#GODDDDDDD#i’m fucking obsessed with songs that make you think it’s going to be one thing and then pull such a hard left turn#especially bc the first part was a clip on tiktok and i was like oh cute! i recognize this#and then the Real song started.#and i was like. OH MY FUCKING GOD???#she’s a fucking genius i’m actually obsessed with her#this song is about to be my top replayed of the entire year#sorry if my billie fangirl is coming out but actually i’m not sorry .#go listen to it idc#and get past the first 2 minutes .#MAN#im actually mad i have to go to work rn and i cant just sit here and listen to this song all day#ok im done now .
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im getting really tired of all the most random bullshit bills being brought to the forefront of american politics… book bans, drag bans, and now tiktok bans? why are we letting people debate this shit when children are actively being shot up in schools? when the housing-cost-to-minimum-wage ratio is completely unlivable? what the fuck? why does this feel like we’re being toyed with and distracted? why is this suddenly happening now more than ever? i’m tired of it. i’m tired of the circus show that is american politics and i’m tired of living through historical events.
#let me be clear that i understand all of these bans are awful and a huge infringement on rights to freedom and privacy#i’m just so fucking mad that republicans keep coming up with the most BULLSHIT laws to try to pass to distract us from any real issues#they have us playing fucking defense out here#i’m scared of what that means for america and i’m so fucking tired of it#this is ok to rb by the way. hopefully someone will eventually give me good news#politics#negative
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You all moved on but I stayed here
#I know people were genuinely mad about this post but I still think it’s one of the funniest things ever made#like no credit to the person who made it bc they seem v rude but#unintentionally so fucking hilarious#also blatantly incorrect on so many points but I digress#I can’t believe this is over a year old I still think about it so much#do y’all remember when this was like a real scandal and everyone was all up in arms about it#that was so funny#drag race#rpdr#rpdr 15#drag race 15#rupaul’s drag race#RuPaul’s drag race 15#anetra#marcia#marcia x3#Marcia Marcia Marcia#also you all know I’m an Anetra Stan and don’t agree with this but can we all agree in hindsight that this was such a funny scandal#I like to think they send it to each other and laugh about it#also once again daily reminder that Marcia is both taller and older than Anetra :)
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Okay each and every one of y’all needs to go listen to the off track with hinch and Rossi interview with Katherine legge RIGHT NOW
#sports posting#kazoo noises#zoomies posting#katherine legge#indycar#women in motorsports#off track with hinch and rossi#every story she tells I could feel myself and also Rossi slowly getting more and more in awe of her which is saying something bc#It is very clear to me that like Rossi and like if I’m real? The vibes are everyone in Indy car has mad respect for her#(And after this interview like. I knew she was good and kick ass but holy SHIT)#(So like. As they should)#But holy fuck kat may just be the worlds most bad ass person#Katherine legge I am so obsessed with u#I am free on Saturday and Tuesday nights
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So, surprise, surprise, Joker 2: Here We Go Again is shit. Apparently Lady Gaga, who was featured heavily in the trailers, is barely in the film. Todd Phillips refuses to fully commit to the musical aspect, which reportedly leads to the song and dance routines being incredibly lacklustre (which begs the question why he decided to make the film a musical in the first fucking place). And finally the entire second half of the film takes place in a courtroom with the Joker on trial for what he did in the first movie, which sounds like the most boring and self indulgent thing imaginable.
Oh, and in other news, while promoting his pointless Penguin spinoff, Matt Reeves has stated that his version of Batman will never “go full fantastical.” Thereby confirming what I’ve been saying since the very beginning. That Matt Reeves and Warner Bros never had an interest in creating their own version of Batman, but rather just copying Christopher Nolan because apparently there are no original ideas left in Hollywood.
CAN WE STOP WITH THE PRETENTIOUS BULLSHIT AND MAKE BATMAN FUN AGAIN PLEASE? IT’S ABOUT A BILLIONAIRE WHO DRESSES AS A BAT TO FIGHT CRIME! THERE IS NOTHING REMOTELY GROUNDED OR REALISTIC ABOUT IT! STOP IT! 😡
#anti joker#anti the batman#anti dc#anti warner bros#quil has a moan#give me fucking strength#I’m sick to fucking death of filmmakers making adaptations of comics that they clearly have no real interest in#if you can’t accept Batman at his goofiest then I’m afraid you don’t understand Batman#Batman is fantasy#dark fantasy but fantasy none the less#it’s a world where mob bosses and mad scientists can happily co exist#why don’t you fucking try it#ignoring the fantastical parts of Batman doesn’t make you look intellectual#it makes you look unimaginative
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Hhhungryyyyyyyyyyy
#i want burger#and garlic mayo#you’re telling me a gar licked this mayo?#can you tell I just remembered that this is a personal blog#I can post whatever i want#I’m treating it like a private twitter account but just with art posting#but like seriously I’m so fucking hungry rn it’s literally 3 am#I genuinely just want a burger#for my American audience i want a chicken sandwich#chicken sandwiches and burgers are just kinda considered the same here#what fucking audience you loser it’s 3 am and you’re burger posting in tags#chat can you believe this?#chat is this real#also I’m fucking COOLLLDDDDE#who’s been reading all of this#if you have leave a comment down below 😎#if you’ve been reading this long you deserve some personal information#I’m so mad I won’t get a burger on Friday and probably also Saturday#since I’m going to the shit doctors#and they’re shoving a camera up my asshole (colonoscopy)#what’s that one saying#hot people have stomach issues#anyway#I can’t eat for a FULL DAY before it#aka Friday#and then it says on the prep document that your first meal shouldn’t be super greasy#which makes me pissed like#dude let me eat my shitty burger and poutine#ohhhh my god I want an osmows poutine#guys I ran out of tags so I guess you’re not gonna hear the story about how we had 3 university students all hunched over food CHARACTER LIM
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Reached the level of crazy where I just dreamed they dropped the Full Moon episode today and the episode literally started with the duet but I only got to hear Stolas’ part. The visuals were so good it’s insane. I’ll let everyone know if I literally prophesied it. All I really remember is that it was like an acoustic song and sorta a reprise of “just look my way” but still distinct and different (like some parts referenced it?) and the chorus started with “but I’m still so lonely”.
#I kept fucking waking up before blitzø could sing I’m so mad#iirc I saw them sitting in the bath together though and blitzø was just holding a horse bath toy like 🥹#i am losing my mind for real and actually#nil rambles#helluva boss#stolitz#hellaverse
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