#I’m obsessed and I don’t care

[ksfreckles]

“Am I allowed to look at her like that?

Could it be wrong when she’s just so nice to look at?

And she smells like lemongrass and sleep,

She tastes like apple juice and peach

Oh you would find her in a Polaroid picture

And she means everything to me.

I’d never tell

No, I’d never say a word.

And, oh, it aches

But it feels oddly good to hurt.”

[methoughtsphantom]

Danny fake guardian angel au

You know how sometimes it’s highlighted how you have to be very careful on what you say in the presence of a spirit because they can twist your words and end up bidding yourself to it?? well uno-reverse-card the spirit also has to be careful on what he says because when Danny had said he owed the dude one for coming to his rescue in a gala Vlad had dragged him to, he didn’t expect that to be taken literally.

danny: wait seriously?? i literally say that all the time!

cw: not after being crowned ghost king, you haven’t

danny: but—but I was also human when I said it. doesn’t that protect me or smth

cw: *shakes his head*

danny:

danny: omg this is a nightmare

cue timmy’s brucequest period (cuz he’s the guy) being so high strung and tired, he just wants some company, which is a so low stakes thing to want the deal Danny unintentionally goes sure we can do that and pulls him towards the guy, despite Timmy never outright saying he wants company. (tim always speaks in the sanctity of his own mind, not out loud)

So. random spirit manifesting. Tim going all who the fuck are u

and Danny panicking and saying your guardian angel

Tim not being impressed while Danny promptly blushes like a moron because that did not come off as he wanted it to.

Yes accidental dead tired where the dynamic goes from Tim trying to shake this probably demon that somehow latched to him being all like ??? dude leave me alone, and Danny being there like bitch i’m trying

to

huh. im actually being protected by a spirit like he said he would. he’s strangely an idiot but also he’s overpowered and just never leaves my side which he says it’s an angel obligation but I think it’s bullshit but also hoping it’s not because it appeals to my crippling fear of abandonment (anyways he really seems to take after those little cartoon angels that poof into your shoulder to keep from me doing wrong decisions) translate into my future boyfriend seems increasingly appalled to what i am up to

meanwhile danny

Bitch you better thank your god I’m dead because otherwise I would already been killed. I did not sign up for a assassins what the fuck I thought you were a normal civilian not a literal superhero and omg that is a fruitloop. no no back off you wrinkly raisin this is my emotional support idiot you can’t have him and what do you mean you’re messing with time whatever this way I can get back to clockwork—

[royaltea000]

this was actually for @doomspiral ‘s mini ruspru week but I’m. very.. slow… o)-(

[thinkingabout-girls]

hey girl your personalized hell seems to just be you locked in a room with yourself. care to elaborate on that

[bodega-catto]

I love that Gojo is so pathetically obsessed with Geto that he never moved on, he never allowed anyone else in idc I love it thank you gege thank you

[ickypuppi3]

harringrove

[icarianstars]

Thoschei my beloveds ✨

[fairyfortalliance]

the imagery of no health regen…… wounded skin that doesn’t heal…. torn clothes….. burns…. scorch marks….. bite marks….. blood everywhere…… unraveling bandages…… oh…….

[urfavedumbcunt]

Putting her shirt on and having my brain go fuzzy bc it smells like her >>>>>>>>

[teddy-bear-d]

Okay maybe the Coral Isles brainrot has got to me already…

[tragicstarz]

Ahh I love Gus and David and what they could’ve been ☹️

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

thinking ex-sorcerer!sugu thoughts 😔

[motley-cunt]

thinking very hard

[stealingyourbones]

Trying to get Absolute Batman in comic shops is nigh impossible right now. That shit is on its third reprint and I haven’t seen a single one on the shelf 😭😭

[nxvaca1nefa1ry]

why must you act this way ????

[liv45no]

*Titus comes home*

Justus: hi uncle!

Bob and Peter: Hey! What’s up?

Titus: hello nephew and my nephew’s friends who never seem to hang out in their own houses.