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I just said, out loud, to my mother, about my generations work prospects, “We live and die at McDonald’s.”
#personal#I’m not trying to be funny#I’m dreading life so fucking much#if I don’t get the job in seattle I will panic bc it means#well#it means working at McDonald’s#at a job I can’t grow in and that robots would rather fucking kill themselves than work at#I’m so scared#the job I’m hoping to have in seattle is fuckijg incredible#it has to do with music and it has to do with learning and music history I love#anyway I don’t want to work a dead end job#I don’t want to be a ceo but I don’t want to ever feel like#y’know#this is all I have to look forward to#About My Job#about my LIFE
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Who do you want FNAF to collab with?..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#jonesy fortnite#trapper dbd#freddy fazbear#fall guys#dead by daylight#fortnite#stumble guys#Roblox#funko#HOW WE FEELING TODAY GUYS?#TODAY HAS BEEN A ROLLERCOASTER#I THOUGHT HAHA funny comic then things go so dire#I WAS JUST trying to make a silly little joke#now I’m not even sure if anyone in the picture will be the collab#THE LINEUP TO COLLAB WITH FREDDY IS LONG#gotta know which games yall are hoping it’ll be#I definitely know the obvious one but I’m still curious#god this will be a fnaf incident day no doubt
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“Showing Athena around the Greek Camp”
Recorded by Odysseus Laertides (1700 b.C.)
#yes I’m trying to make Odysseus an influencer BAHAHAHAHHA#greek mythology#tagamemnon#art#iliad#trojan war#the iliad#drawing#homeric epics#artists on tumblr#the odyssey#odysseus#odyssey#athena goddess#athena#patrochilles#patroclus#patroklos#achilles#the song of achilles#tsoa#nestor#funny#humor#greek mythology memes#meme
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i’m not like an incest shipper (although like yeah me and 10k other people shipped wincest in 2013) but the more i see people absolutely losing their minds over the concept of fictional incest the more i laugh like come the fuck on now like this trope is quite literally hundreds of years old and we’re acting like it was invented by fanfiction writers. “richard siken condones incest” “ethel cain condones incest” you mean the artists who write about the rotten and the wretched and the unhealthy and the abusive enjoy digging into fictional relationships that are just that. have you lost your goddamned minds. do you ever read anything except for steven universe fanfiction. like could you handle a 12th grade english lit module on the god of small things.
#sorry. but i’m falling apart because this is so funny. people are trying to#Cancel the cannibalism girl who wrote an album abt getting murdered and eaten for liking the spn incest ship#best wishes gargoyle king
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Posted to Twitter for the first time in 5 years /silly DSFGNFGB So here’s my atttempt at a more finished piece, inspired by Doc’s newest episode :D
Actually recorded a short timelapse for this one too, so that’s below the cut :D
#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#docm77 fanart#docm77#docm#hermitcraft season 10#hermitcraft s10#mcyt#mcyt fanart#hermitblr#art escapades#no clue if there’s a real chance that he could choose it for a thumbnail but I wanted to try my hand at it anyways :D#been a while since I’ve set out to do a quick polished piece and I’m really really happy with it :DD#THE WAY I STARTED COLORING HIM WITH FLESHTONE ETGJSFGBKDGGBJ ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I’VE DRAWN ACTUAL HERMITCRAFT DOC#THE TIMELAPSE IS SO FUNNY#IGNORE THE STUPID NOTES I WAS WRITING TO THE DISCORD CALL EHGSGKBD I WAS MUTED AT THE COFFEE SHOP AND COULDN’T TALK TO MY FRIENDS#WHILE I WAS SHARING MY SCREEN WITH THEM ETJGSFGDFHN#Stupid little bug mannerisms /aff @myself
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Sometimes agere posts are funny because it’ll be someone pouring their heart out but then their dni banner will look like this
#THIS ISNT HATE#I just find the characters funny sometimes#I promise I’m not trying to be mean😭#sfw agere#age regression#age regressor#agere blog#agere community#safe agere#agere caregiver#agere flip#agere little#age dreaming
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Mad we didn’t see thrawn in ep 3 but happy i got to finish my dumb comic (҂◡_◡) ᕤ
#star wars#thrawn#ahsoka series#ahsoka show#grand admiral Thrawn#morgan elsbeth#ezra bridger#ahsoka#comic#star wars fanart#thrawn fanart#artwork2023#myart#LISTEN! this came to me during stressful period idk if it’s even funny but I made it and I’m inflicting it upon all of you#haven’t made a comic in forever and I forgot how hard they are wtf you have to do the same thing so many times#trying to go with my gut humor and be looser and not over stress about art too much#also trying to simplify
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Eddie, in the middle of a live-stream: Hey baby, guess what I just remembered?
Steve: What?
Eddie: Remember when you dad heard that you got married to a woman and was going to un-disown you?
Eddie: Then he saw Robin and clocked her immediately. He threw that hissy fit in the parking lot at the Hideout.
Eddie: Now that I think about it, he clocked me as queer immediately, too
Steve: Yeah, he was a pretty shitty dad, but he had excellent gaydar
Eddie: I don’t know about that. He didn’t know about you
Steve: Base on some of the things he called me growing up makes me think he had an inkling.
Eddie: …Well now this conversation isn’t fun anymore
Steve: Sorry.
#Eddie: …anyways I’m glad your dad’s dead#Steve; I know you are#Eddie’s just trying to bring up a funny memory and Steve’s like: have I mentioned that my dad hated me?#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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Idk how to feel about this
actually that's a skill issue I'm gay and it rules
#I’m not trying to be funny#it’s like he saves baby but punches old people#I’m so confused#doubleca5t oc
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Wait I’m just realizing how funny it is that springtrap/ William and all his variations see an unhappy child with brown hair, brown eyes and striped shirt and immediately goes … yes I must have him as my own like 🧍♂️
#im sorry I think its my meds kicking in I can’t stop laughing#oh gosh#okokok#LMAO ??? is bro ok is this how he copes#pix habla#fnaf#oh gosh alright I’m good now#into the pit#fnaf security breach#fnaf 4#it all comes down to crying child that’s sad but also girl he’s still around as a ghost just ? stop trying to replace him 😭#springtrap#William Afton#HAHHSHSHADBDNDR#this shouldn’t be this funny#ok im done now sayonara yall#I need to finish the game tbh just haven’t fell well enough TTwTT
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anyway I think zedaph’s like. plotline. character arc whatever is so funny to me. This man shows up to hermitcraft after being in a singleplayer world for 100 episodes and the first thing he does is turn around and build a hole in the ground and not talk to hardly anyone. And the second thing he does is trap the door. Excellent. So then he spends a season or two being a genius and inventing new mental illnesses for his viewers to have and etc etc. Dresses up for Halloween as the embodiment of death and goes up to people and asks them to die. Like. Normal things. He builds another hole in the ground and builds a complicated redstone device that can tell the time for him so he doesn’t have to go outside. And of course he traps the door again. Then in season eight he decides you know what I’m going to start regularly interacting with people other than my two (2) close friends. And you know how I’m going to do it. I’m going to put them in a box and psychologically evaluate them. Awesome. Wonderful. We love to see it. You know what that is? Growth. And so now we’re at season nine and he’s pretty regularly teaming up with the others and being silly and everything. And you know like trying to spy on them without them noticing and normal stuff like that. But at the end of the day he still lives in a hole
#introvert king is what I’m trying to say#he is so scared but he doesn’t have to be because he’s great and everybody knows it#idk his is probably mostly me projecting but like. his arc. is so funny to me#he does so much weird stuff AND he refuses to elaborate which is an absolute killer combination. no one is doing it like zed#hermitcraft#zedaph#astro speaks#most normal guy ever
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prick
#I wish I could ship prick because you guys look like you’re having a lot of fun over there#but everytime I try to take it seriously this picture fades into my mind and makes me absolutely lose it I’m so sorry#I fw it though#rick and morty#rick and morty fanart#rick sanchez#rick prime#rick c137#diane sanchez#should I tag the ship…I feel like you guys would find this funny….#rickcest#prickcest#there you go#f slur
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been watching a lot of hermitcraft recently and am happy to report that i am hopelessly endeared by these little goobers 💕 they’re like bugs to me
close ups under the cut!
gonna be real this was absolutely just me taking the opportunity to get my grubby lil mitts all up in their character designs lol i heart interpreting mc skins
#my post#my art#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#oh boy here we go#zedaph#tangotek#bdoubleo100#bdubs#rendog#falsesymmetry#stressmonster101#iskall85#cubfan135#goodtimeswithscar#WHY are there so MANYYY (<- is the one who drew that many)#anyways i love them they’re so…………#also just for the record i have Peaked with that lil ouppy rendog just LOOK AT HIMMM#i will never draw anything better than that he’s literally perfect#don’t. don’t worry about how long it took to draw one tiny thing it definitely wasn’t embarrassingly long struggling with dog legs#i’m also really proud of horsegirl bdubs giving his horf a big ol ‘MWAH!’ but that’s just because that one’s real cute :)#but yeah this was just a lil somethin somethin i poked at whenever i was in a Mood and needed something to draw forrr however many months#i tried challenging myself to draw hermits i probably wouldn’t much otherwise :)#it was fun i love designing my interpretations of various skins#it was really funny tho how i was fighting for my LIFE drawing zed and meanwhile ren and stress turned out perfect first try#was that purely on me for giving him wool and a terrible angle to draw a face at?#……..yeah probably but STILL#but i’m really pleased with how he turned out so 100% worth it babyyy#anyways posting this so i’ll stop poking at it i’ve gone ‘okay it’s Officially Done’ like 5 times now lol i need to leave it alone#POSTING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I FORGOT TO TURN ON A LAYER AND DIDN’T NOTICEEE IF YOU SAW THE OG POST NO YOU DIDN’T
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Robin 1993 Issue 1: I’m getting choked out in the Batcave
Superboy 1994 Issue 1: I’m getting choked out on a beach in Hawaii
Impulse 1994 Issue 1: I’m being forced to move to Alabama and go to high school there
#it’s so funny actually#Tim is having a terrible time and trying to ignore it#Kon is having a terrible time and is in deep denial about#Bart is in a chill situation except it’s hell on earth for him#give it up for our golden trio: parentified-exploited-undiagnosed neurodivergency#I’m in love with them I would die for them they are my favorite boys#I want them all in therapy with a therapist who could actually handle them#dc#yj#young just us#young justice#dc robin#superboy#dc impulse#tim drake#bart allen#kon el#conner kent#yj98
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oh no! more ginhiji
#hhhhhhhhhhhh theyyy areeee eatinggggg myyyy BRAIIIIIN#using them as a coping mechanism to avoid the horrors of silver soul#i reached the second half and i. i need a breather#i’m trying to figure out what my favourite dynamic of ginhiji is so i can make comics about it later but rn my brain is just like#haha they want to punt each other into the sun yet they are inexplicably drawn to each other so they may as well burn together#gin san being like oh well i guess this is happening now?? and toshi trying to gaslight himself out of this waking nightmare#it’s very funny to consider#they are very much a romantic comedy but more emphasis on the comedy aspect with tragedy bits coming out of nowhere to kill you dead#so like gintama yk#also hijikata’s hair is a nightmare to draw im trying so hard#girl help#sakata gintoki#hijikata toushirou#ginhiji#hijigin#gintoki x hijikata#hijikata x gintoki#there are so many tags for one pairing hhhh#gintama#ok bye
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