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You wanna do Boxer!sukuna x reader reacting to Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson 👀
I’m crying cause all the memes about it were so funny 😭
Notes: Yuuji is Sukuna’s nephew here, he is horrible with kids.
To say that Yuuji looked up to Sukuna was an understatement. No one knew why the kid liked him so much. And before you say it was because he was a boxer then you’re wrong.
He simply liked Sukuna because he could watch anything while being babysat. Sukuna had no idea what ten year old boys enjoyed so he just gave Yuuji unrestricted access to his stuff at home. He was sure the kid would find something to entertain himself.
Jin had strict rules about letting Yuuji watch things with violence but Sukuna could not care less. The boy was growing older by the day so it wouldn’t matter if he discovered stuff like that now or later.
The afternoon was uneventful. Sukuna was laying on the couch, gardening magazine in hand to assess lawn mower prices, you were doing chores around the house, and Yuuji was watching a boxing match on TV.
Sukuna didn’t care to give his two cents on it because he really needed that fifty percent off deal for one of his favorite mowers.
The announcer on the TV began to talk about Mike Tyson fighting and that had caught Sukuna’s attention. “That guy’s fighting again? I thought he was too old,” the boxer said.
“Yeah, he’s fighting against Jake Paul!” Yuuji exclaimed with a toothy grin (well, not so toothy. He was missing one of his canines after being hit by a soccer ball earlier that week).
“Who?”
“Jake Paul, only the greatest boxer ever.” Sukuna had to double take at his nephews words. He had never felt jealous of other fighters but come on, this Jake Paul guy didn’t even seem all that. He wasn’t even a household name. How could his nephew compare him to Sukuna, multi championship winner?
The man’s eye twitched- he was itching to smack the back of his nephew’s head but controlled himself.
“You know, heh, I’m a boxer too.”
“Yeah, but you’re not a real boxer. You don’t scream in the matches and don’t pose at the end.”
Sukuna had been questioned over his skill, almost beaten to temporary immobility, and even mentally scarred from the sport. But he had never ever been invalidated in his entire career. Not until his nephew expressed his opinion. Sukuna raised his heavy arm and left a light but firm smack on his nephew’s head.
“Ow!” Yuuji didn’t even bother asking why he did that because the boy knew he had ticked his uncle off.
So much for not smacking the kid.
Sukuna only got angrier when he saw Yuuji celebrate Mike Tyson’s loss. The boy had no idea who the real legend was.
“Kid, that man is old! He obviously wouldn’t be able to fight.”
“Who cares? He lost! I wanna be a boxer like Jake Paul when I grow up,” said Yuuji while flexing his scrawny freckled arms.
If Sukuna were to be a cartoon character then steam would be escaping from his ears. “That’s it!” He lifted the kid with one hand to drag him out in the yard. “We’re gonna have a match of our own. You said I wasn’t a real boxer, huh?”
Luckily, you had heard Yuuji’s screams for mercy and you ran into the living room to stop your husband from traumatizing the child.
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You cannot tell me that Yuuji wouldn’t beg his parents for a damn Lunchly 💀
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Vulnerable
── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──
Pairing | Tommy Shelby x reader
Summary | Tommy is stressed so you help him take his mind off it. (Inspired by those gifs)
Warnings | Smut, gentle sex, gentle kissing, forehead kisses, dry humping, praise, light dom/sub, cuddling, role reversal.
Words | 1.7 k
Notes | I bet y’all didn’t think I was capable of writing dom!reader as anything other than a sadist, did you?😼
Ao3 link | <3
Masterlist (it’s not fucking letting me add any links wth 😭)
Kinktober | day 18: role reversal
“What’s wrong?” You asked, trying not to frown. Tommy was sitting on the bed, his elbows on his thighs and his head in his hands, but he looked up at the sound of your voice. You remained in the doorway, hesitating.
He shook his head and let out a heavy breath. “Nothing. I’m fine.”
“Tommy…” He sighed quietly, but just closed his eyes and shook his head again instead of responding. You carefully walked over to him and took his chin in a gentle grip, tilting his head to look up at you. “You don’t have to tell me. But let me help you.” You said softly.
“I,” he cut himself off and swallowed the lump in his throat, trying to continue. He couldn’t get any words out though and eventually wrapped his arms around you tightly, resting his head on your stomach. You were shocked at first, but you quickly returned the embrace, holding him against you in a way that you hoped was comforting. He let out a soft sound and hugged you tighter. The gesture was endearing, but you were starting to worry a little because he’s rarely ever like this. Keeping your arms around him, you rubbed your hands up and down the back of his neck a little bit, trying to do everything you possibly could to comfort him.
“What do you need, Tommy?” You asked softly, wanting to be sure before you tried anything. In response, he nuzzled into your stomach and hugged you even tighter. Eventually though, he tilted his head back so his chin was on your stomach and he was looking up at you with what you could only describe as puppy dog eyes. You continued running your fingers through his hair, waiting patiently for his response.
“Don’t want to think about it anymore.” He finally said, voice barely audible.
“Yeah?” You were hoping you understood what he actually meant… When he nodded, you gave him a small smile. “Will you lay down for me, love?” He reluctantly pulled away from you to lay down on the bed, watching you crawl over him. You hiked your dress up to your hips so you could straddle his thighs, then leaned down over him and cupped his cheek. Your gaze shifted between his eyes and his lips as you slowly moved closer until you could feel his breath intermingling with your own.
When you finally kissed him, his hands moved to your waist, then snaked around to your back. He pulled you closer and wrapped his arms around you, holding you. You started slowly rocking your hips, rubbing your pussy on his cock through all of the layers of clothing, and he let out a soft sound in response.
“You need me to get rid of all those pesky thoughts, hm?” You asked softly, moving down to kiss over his neck, feeling him nod. “Words, love.” You urged gently.
“Yes.” He choked out, making you smile. You continued grinding and kissing for a while until you got too worked up to continue teasing both of you like that. Tommy seemed to share a similar sentiment.
You quickly took his length out of his pants, then pulled your panties to the side and lined up. It stung a little when you sunk down on his thick cock, however, that was all but forgotten when you heard the little whimper that slipped out of him. Once you were fully seated on his lap, you leaned down to kiss him again, feeling his hands roaming all over your body.
“That feel good, love?” You whispered, lips brushing his as you hovered above his face. He stared up at you through half lidded eyes and nodded dumbly, making you smile again. “What about… this?” You murmured, snaking your hand up to wrap around the front of his neck, not yet squeezing. “Does that feel good?” You wanted to be sure before you did anything, especially with how fragile he seemed right now.
“Yes.” He whispered, staring up at you with an expression that you didn’t recognize. You started rocking your hips, then tightened your grip on his neck, making his lips part in a silent moan.
Leaning down so your lips were brushing his ear, you murmured, “Your cock feels so good, Tommy…” He let out a shaky breath that cut off into a choked moan when you squeezed his neck even tighter. “So good.” You moaned breathily.
With your free hand, you grabbed his hand and intertwined your fingers, then pinned it to the bed beside him, adding another small display of dominance. You were being extra careful not to overdo it because you didn’t want to scare him off.
You pulled back to look at him, keeping your face close enough that you could feel his breath fanning your lips. He was looking up at you with wide eyes, his lips still parted as he panted quietly.
“Please.” He whispered, voice not even audible, but you read it on his lips. You faltered for a moment, but quickly snapped out of it— Now that you think about it, you’re not sure you’ve ever heard him beg for anything before. You continued rocking your hips, enjoying the feeling of his cock inside you as your clit rubbed against his pelvis.
“I got you, love.” You murmured, tightening your grip on his neck until his eyes rolled back from the pleasure. The movement of your hips just barely sped up as you grew closer to your release. “You’re safe with me, Tommy.” You whispered.
When you felt his throat bob under your hand and watched his brows knit together as he closed his eyes, you tried not to frown. Whatever he was worried about was clearly stressing him more than you originally thought. You placed a gentle kiss on his forehead and his bottom lip started wobbling, but he quickly took it between his teeth.
“Shh… look at me, baby.” You uttered softly. His eyes fluttered open to look up at you, now a little glossier than before. “Just focus on me.” You whispered, placing another kiss on his cheek. “My lips…” the next kiss was on his jaw, “my hands,” you kissed the side of his neck, then let your lips brush the shell of his ear as you whispered, “my pussy.” He sobbed out a quiet moan and your walls fluttered around his cock at the sound— never having heard anything like that from him before.
“That’s it… Can I make you come, angel?” You asked softly, feeling him give a small nod.
“Please..” He whimpered.
“Good boy… Just let me make you feel good.” You cooed. Your hips sped up even more, but your movements remained mostly gentle. Regardless, you could see the way his cheeks flushed and his breathing picked up, signaling his impending release. “Should I rub my clit or do you want to do it?” You’d have to let go of either his hand or his neck and you had a feeling that he wouldn’t want either option. You were proven correct when his free hand slipped between your bodies and sought out your clit.
“I’m so close, but I want you to come first. Can you do that for me, love?” He nodded in response and squeezed your hand harder, making you smile a little. When he tilted his head back so his neck was jutted out more, you assumed that was a silent request and you squeezed even harder, making his breath catch in his throat. “Good boy. You can do it…” You whispered, watching him closely.
His eyes fluttered and his lips parted even more, then his body was trembling as his orgasm washed over him. He let out a choked moan and squeezed his eyes shut, his hips bucking up unconsciously. As the pleasure washed over him, his fingers on your clit faltered, but your hips maintained a steady rhythm, working him through it.
“Good boy… I’m so proud of you, love.” You said softly, moaning a little at the feeling of hot come filling you up.
He sobbed out a moan and it was hard to tell from his expression if he was still feeling pleasure or if he was about to cry… Honestly it might’ve been both. When his orgasm finally faded, his body sagged into the bed and you paused as he panted heavily, catching his breath.
“Can I keep going or are you too sensitive?” You asked, slightly loosening your grip on his neck.
“Don’t stop… Please.” He whispered. His fingers picked back up on your clit so you started moving your hips more desperately, taking in the sight of his flushed cheeks and wide, teary eyes. Something about the vulnerability— the sheer overwhelming trust that he was displaying— had you barreling toward your own release.
You finally fell over the edge, your hand unconsciously tightening around his neck once again, forcing a quiet whimper out of him that was drowned out by your own sounds. You could see the way his face scrunched up in pain the slightest bit as your pussy fluttered around his sensitive cock, but he didn’t complain.
As you came down from your high, you let go of his neck to cup his cheek, giving him a small smile. He didn’t return it, but you didn’t really expect him to. You leaned down and kissed him gently, then pulled back with your forehead resting on his.
“Do you need more or do you just want to lay with me?” You were going to offer to leave him alone too, but you had a feeling he wouldn’t want that in his current state.
“Lay.” He whispered. At his request, you carefully lifted yourself off his cock, then rolled onto your back and urged him closer. He hesitated at the unfamiliar position, but eventually laid down with his head on your chest, hugging you tightly as your arms wrapped around him.
For a while you just ran your fingers over his back and through his hair, trying to relax him. He remained stiff though and you desperately wanted to know what was wrong, but you knew better than to ask right now.
“Will you…” he swallowed audibly and hesitated before continuing, “will you sing to me?”
Your heart melted immediately at the request and the corners of your lips turned up into a small smile. “Of course, love.” You said softly, placing a gentle kiss on his head before beginning to sing quietly. He hugged you tighter and nuzzled into your chest, trying to focus on the vibrations against his cheek and the soft lull of your voice, rather than the thoughts threatening to consume him.
Still don’t know how to end one shots lol
#tommy shelby x reader#tommy shelby smut#tommy shelby#thomas shelby smut#thomas shelby x reader#thomas shelby#peaky blinders#cillian murphy#kinktober 2024#kinktober
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it's 5 AM, i'm dead tired, but i just saw this tiktok and immediately thought gojo would totally love this challenge so i HAD to write something!!! help guys miss him so much, it’s pathetic😭😓
cont: crack and fluff fluff fluff!!
wc: 1,3k.
Satoru burst through the door with a shopping bag in hand, grinning like he’d just won the lottery. “Alright, baby, drop whatever boring thing you’re doing. I’ve got a challenge for us!” he said, plopping down onto the couch next to you.
You glanced up from your book, narrowing your eyes. “Satoru, the last time you said that, I ended up wearing a giant rubber chicken costume while you tried to teach me how to salsa dance.”
He grinned even wider. “Hey, that was a legendary performance! You just didn’t appreciate the choreography!”
You raised an eyebrow. “legendary performance? You fell flat on your face!”
“It was part of the performance,” he shrugged, brushing it off. “But this is totally different! I saw this challenge on TikTok—maybe Instagram? Nah, probably YouTu—whatever, doesn’t matter. The point is, one person wears flavored lipstick, and the other has to guess the flavor while blindfolded! So funny, huh?”
You raised an eyebrow. “And you bought lipsticks for this?”
“Of course!” He pulled out a box of neon-colored lipsticks with ridiculous flavor names, clearly proud of his purchase. “I didn’t want to half-ass it. I even got the fancy ones.”
You blinked at him, bemused. “You really saw it and immediately decided to try it?”
“Well, yeah.” He leaned closer, grinning. “I can’t miss a chance to prove my superior taste buds—and besides, you get the chance to kiss me a bunch of times. It’s a win-win. So, what do you say, sweetheart?”
“Yeah, sure.” You sighed, rolling your eyes at his delusion, but a small smile tugged at your lips. “I’d say you’re impossible. But… fine, I’ll humor you.”
“I knew you couldn’t resist me,” he said, already tying the blindfold around his head, winking like he was about to perform some epic magic trick. “Let’s do this!”
You grabbed the first lipstick, twisting the cap. The sweet scent of cherry filled the air as you swiped it on. “Alright, Satoru. First flavor. Let’s see how good your taste buds really are.”
He grinned under the blindfold and leaned in, his hands brushing over your face. His kiss was deliberate, slow—definitely more than just a “guessing” kiss. When he pulled back, he smacked his lips together like he was really trying to analyze it.
“Hmmm… strawberry?”
You raised an eyebrow. “Wrong.”
He tilted his head, eyes narrowing like he was deeply offended. “What? No way. It has to be strawberry.” He leaned in again, much slower this time, brushing his lips against yours as if he were reading the flavors.
Pulling back, he licked his lips. “Peach!”
“Nope.”
“What?!!! Come on, one more time. I’m right this time, I can feel it,” he said with a pout, already leaning back in.
“Soda.”
You leaned back slightly, trying not to laugh. “Nope, you’re not even close.”
He paused, staring at you through the blindfold as if you were personally betraying him. “Wait… are you messing with me? Like, really?”
“I’m literally not!” you said, rolling your eyes and trying (and failing) to hide your smile. “What would be the point of the challenge if I were cheating?! Your taste buds just suck, apparently!”
Gojo rolled his eyes dramatically under his blindfold. “Alright, alright. I’ll nail it this time.” He leaned in for another kiss, his lips brushing yours like he was savoring every second. When he pulled back, he slapped a hand to his forehead.
“It’s apple. I’m sure of it,” he said with a confident grin.
“Nope.”
“Are you kidding me? I’m being sabotaged. This is a joke.” He dramatically wiped an imaginary tear from his eye.
“You’ve got it all wrong,” you said, biting your lip to keep from laughing.
You were starting to lose track of how many lipsticks had been applied at this point, each kiss lasting longer than the last, with Gojo growing increasingly determined (or, at least, pretending to be). By the time you got to the cola-flavored one, you couldn’t take it anymore.
You ripped his blindfold off and glared at him. “Satoru, you greedy little shit. You’re saying the wrong flavors on purpose just because you want more kisses!”
His mouth fell open, and he looked shocked, clutching his chest in faux offense. “Me? I would never! I’m an honest man, I swear.”
You crossed your arms, unimpressed. His lips were twitching as if he was fighting back a grin.
He leaned in slowly, eyes twinkling with mischief. “Okay, fine, you caught me.” He cupped your face and gently stroked your cheek, then kissed you again, just a little more slowly this time, as if savoring the moment.
You muttered, half-pouting, “You’re ridiculous. If you wanted to kiss me, you could’ve just said so.” But you weren’t fooling anyone—your cheeks were flushed, and your heart was racing a little faster than you’d like to admit. “No more kisses for you! You’ve had enough for today and for the rest of the week!”
Gojo paused, looking at you with an exaggerated pout, then whispered, “Just one more for the road?”
“Satoru!”
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hiii it’s anon who requested the chronic pain reader x Logan, I love that btw!
Recently, like for the past two weeks, random red spots have been appearing on my skin, and I probably got whooping cough again lmao- The doctors don’t know what the illness is, but they think it’s an autoimmune disease of some kind.
My skin as a result looks… At the very best lumpy. And I really hate how it’s making me look 🥲
so can I request another comfort request, with an afab!reader x Simon Riley with reader who’s going through at least something similar? If not that’s fine, I’m sorry for bombarding you 😭
You have trouble with your self-confidence at the best of times, but looking at yourself in the mirror right now makes you want to cry, truly. The large welts make your skin feel lumpy, irritated, and even under the layers of clothes all you can focus on is the fact they’re still on your body, taunting you.
You know it’s temporary, but every time you think about the deformities you feel the urge to curl into yourself and hide away. You’ve even stopped taking his calls, much to Simon’s annoyance, and after a week he’s had enough, knocking at your door urgently.
“Open up darling, lemme see you!”
“I’m sick!” Your muffled voice calls from your bedroom.
“I know where the spare key is love,” he replies, the tell-tale jingle making your ears perk up. “I’m coming inside.”
“No,” you weakly groan from beneath your covers. “I don’t want you to see me Si.”
Your pleas fall on deaf ears, hearing the lock click into place as his heavy footsteps enter. You can see his shadow coming closer, and the best you can do is bundle yourself in your sheets.
“Love, what’s wrong?”
“I don’t wanna talk about it, can you please leave?”
He shakes his head, moving towards you. “No can do. Just wanna make sure you’re alright.”
Slowly, he pulls off the cover and if you were in better health maybe you could’ve resisted better. You turn your head away from him, not wanting to see the disgust on his face at your blemished skin.
“Oh wow…” he says, and the surprise in his voice makes you shrink away even further.
“I told you it was bad,” you sniffle, tugging the sheets back over you. He hesitates for a bit, trying to find the right words.
“Is it chickenpox?”
You know he’s serious, but you can’t help but give a half-hearted chuckle at his words. “No, the doctors don’t know what it is yet.”
“And is it contagious?”
“No—“
“Then move over.”
You look over your shoulder, confusion written in your face. “I’m sorry?”
He doesn’t repeat himself. He takes his shoes off, throws them into a neat pile by the bed, then worms his way under the blanket, wrapping his arms around your torso much to your surprise.
“You’ve been hiding from me all week, I’m making up for lost time,” he mumbles, pulling you even closer to his chest. “Rest up; I’ll buy you some ointment when you wake up.”
Mouth agape, it takes you a moment to catch up, and when you do you realize two things:
1. You’re not getting out of this bed anytime soon.
2. Simon is the best boyfriend you’ve ever had.
#robo speaks#ask#simon riley#simon riley x reader#simon riley fluff#ghost x reader#ghost fluff#simon ghost riley#Simon ghost Riley x reader#Simon ghost Riley fluff
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Mastermind live thoughts [Spoilers below cut]
The animation is amazing like oh my god! 💕
Ah, gonna be the Stolas trial I see
Andre stop flirting with your sister
✨Unpaid interns✨
Fuck.. double trial I see
RUN
Be fucking faster
Why do they sound like the cherubs
What is this….?
“Face the music” is honestly a bit too funny
Trailer scene time!
FUCK
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Blitz you don’t deserve to be deadnamed :/
???
Andre what did I just say, stop flirting with her, at some point comphet is cursed
Oh thank Satan (?) that Blitz actually defended himself against the possibility he forced himself onto Stolas
Candle head in Wrath?
Vassago bilingual? And he here!
Don’t you wanna take Stolas down first??
Yep.. they are claiming Blitz S/A’d Stolas in the trial. Fuck. At least hopefully the Blitz antis will realise they’re wrong in the episode
Bestie (/s) I think you got Blitz and your sister’s names confused. Put Stella on trial coward
Grimour, Stricker
You tell them Blitz!
Poor Mox :(
Go off Bea!! /pos
Yep you too Ozz! Tell ‘em
Mammon aren’t you Ace?? Don’t you want not to be fucked??
Satan looks a lot more like a Candlehead than I would’ve thought
How is this not the finale?? AAAA
Well shit….
Yay! Classism!
Poor Fizz, seeing your best friend (?) almost get executed live on TV! TF
Blitz sacrifices himself (tries to) <//3
(My hc) “Bitches (Blitz) say “I wanna die” like a broken record, but when you almost get executed on live tv, you shit yourself
Stolas save your future boyfriend now!!!
Go off Blitz! Tell ‘em off on their classism
As much as I understand not liking racial coding, .. Blitz and imps in general especially in this episode are very POC coded, with a lot of he’ll just being racist
</3
No Blitz don’t accept your fate 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Stolas ex machena please please please please
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Why Blitz must you care so fucking much about your family and if I could cry I’m pretty sure I would be by now
The screencap I paused on is so pretty.. To bad it’s Blitz getting executed (And almost made me wanna cry) or I’d make it my banner
Aaaaa
Fuck yes Stolas!!
Blitz is saved !! ✨⭐️💕
Boyfriends protecting eachother 💕
Yay! Songs! <3
XD “half a brain”
“Some kind of Mastermind-“ roll credits
Stolas I know you’re dealing with rascists but please don’t act like that with Blitz rn ur doing a regression and I hope it’s an act
Nevermind lol kinda
Yep. This is a clear racial allegory. No hiding it now
Fancy ahh reveal Stolas
Also we just shifted the “I’ll sacrifice for my loved ones” horse to Stolas instead of Blitz
Stolas ur an idiot too
Fuck yes! Romantic ish Stolitz duet part!
No Blitz you fucking deserve to live <333
And I’m back too “if only tears could fall” again.. Please Blitz take his sacrifice and save him after that till the system breaks and you two will be free
Either death or.. whatever happened last two episodes
Shit
Where is Lucifer? Just because Luci’s in his depression era doesn’t mean you are the ruler of hell Satan
Oh nevermind
The sins have existed before Luci fell. Interesting
Blitz is so defensive over Stolas and his life ahh 💕😭
Step 1: *Panic* , Step 2: “Wow this is a sturdy door”
Blitz is being silly but not swearing so he must be concealing his emotions again
<33 Group hug <33
Are we starting some weird chain now (Octavia was now alerted and running for Stolas)
Or not..
Poor Via </3
Loophole! Also more racism allegory!
Banishing him is actually a decent idea (for once)
Ohhh Andrealphus just wants power. Honestly I should have figured sooner lol
If this is Mastermind then what the actual fuck will Sinmas be (unless it’s another Queen Bee situation)
100 years.. So have a relationship with Blitz and once that’s done go back to royalty! Sounds great!
..wait are we getting imp Stolas
Nevermind lol. Just hatless
He will enjoy very much
Ooh!~ Our theories were right! (Stolas must also learn classism the hard way for a bit)
So the white pupils are permanent now
<3
OMG Blitz hero! Yay!!! <3
<3333
Blitz is at an all time high and Stolas is at an all time low.. interesting
<33333
So.. are they immediately dating now?
THIS WAS ALL SO AMAZING!! Favourite episode now!
#helluva boss#mastermind#helluva boss mastermind#helluva boss spoilers#mastermind spoilers#v goes crazy textpost style#hb spoilers
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This is kiiinda funny but since I can’t tell when someone is attractive or not I sort of have had to compile what society deems attractive in a little folder in my brain, so now I play this mental game of when sometimes I look at someone, I’m like hmmmm 😑 I think this person is conventionally attractive. It’s actually so much fun but the downside is that it comes off as me looking at them when I swear to God I’m not interested in you and I PROMISE I’m not being a bad Muslim girl I’m not looking cause I’m attracted I’m looking because of my little game 😭
Sometimes however I don’t look at people for this game but I look at them because I find looking at people so interesting THIS SOUNDS SO INSANELY STUPID but observing people is kinda cool like how I’d assume birdwatchers feel or something idk … I feel like it’s so cool like a persons looks are a mix of so many different peoples’ features like how cool is that ?!
#I feel like this makes me look insane#IM GENUINELY SO VERY SORRY#dora daily#I promise my brain is wired very differently to most peoples’ brains it seems#I’m not sure what’s wrong with me 😭#but I promise I don’t have bad thoughts in truth u can’t find anyone attractive point blank#I just mentally go yesss I got it right ! when I see someone and come to a conclusion#and in truth I’m pretty sure everyone I see I consider them conventionally attractive ???#it’s just my brain isn’t wired to notice these things tbh#and I’d get annoyed when I was younger when people hyper focus on those things partly bc it makes me uncomfortable and it feels weird to#make those unnecessary comments abt ppl#I suppose it’s a reason I can’t find myself pretty no matter all the compliments someone gives me bc I just don’t know what pretty is#because I don’t know what that looks like 😭#I feel like none of this makes sense
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#not sure what animal this is but it’s me#my life has this special talent of making me feel like the universe is vehemently against me#when a bad thing happens#i already expect a million other things to go wrong immediately after 😭#i’m strong but one problem at a time only pls#art rambles
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things i’m going crazay about today: the illustrations in the he who drowned the world illumicrate cover
(artist is glassbearer on ig)
#what’s sending me into hysterics is wANG??? ultimate twinkification 😭😭#i only recognized from his trademark horrid lettuce gown & faggy peach signaling#the difference between how i imagine/draw him and this is so nebfjsjfkwrkjsj#like to me he’s a tired dude with permanent eye bags and a caffeine addiction that started at age 9#he’s barely 30 and looks 50 bc every day he wakes up in a torture nexus of his own making#being a straight faggot is hard work but someone has to do it#and is the other guy the third prince??? would make sense tbh but shouldn’t he be in his late teens#ig performative masculinity also ages you#(if i’m wrong and that’s esen PUT SOME BEEF ON MY MAN)#k rant over pushing this aside to tunnelvision on ZHU AND OUYANG#WHY ARE THEY DRAWN LIKE THEY’RE IN THE COVER OF A CAMPY ROMANCE NOVEL I LOVE IT#OUYANG SLUTTED OUT WHILE SUFFERING OH HES GETTING THE 15th CENTURY ART SAINT TREATMENT. AS HE SHOULD#love the benis metaphor of it all too he’s on his knees holding zhu’s sword i know what you are#zhu baby u look gorjus no notes#slay#anyway both /pos and /neg this sure is making me feel shrimp emotions lmfao#the radiant emperor#send post
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OKAY i’m finished watching season 1 of house md. three stories is a CRAZY good episode of television. like everyone else i came to this show for the toxic old man yaoi but unfortunately i do think i’m going to have to stay for of all people the blond australian catholic idiot with the most daddy issues in the world. having a great time would recommend (/s) (genuinely unsure whether by /s i mean /serious or /sarcastic)
#honestly wasn’t planning on watching the entire show i just wanted to see the first season to get a sense of it but. i think i’m fully#invested now for better or worse#can’t believe this is happening to me 😭 well honestly as soon as they mentioned seminary i should have known i was going to be fucked#new blorbo acquired etc.#and then they brought his FATHER into the picture and. oh god. well#robert chase the man that you are. there is simply something SO wrong with you#speaking of people with something so wrong with them. CAMERON what the hell. wilson what the hell. jesus guys#only sane people in this workplace are foreman and cuddy and i’m honestly not really sure about foreman either#caseyposting#house md#<- starting a tag that’s how you know it’s really over for me 🤪
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mdni.
the muscles in your legs were cramping, a slight tremble evident. pathetic whimpers escaped your lips. a small string of “please, please, please!” resonating within the air. you weren’t speaking to anyone in particular, however. you were just crying out as you brought yourself closer to yet another orgasm. this was what.. your third orgasm? fourth? you had lost count as you chased another high with the toy you had pulsating against your clit.
your tummy was hurting as you pushed yourself to the brink of overstimulation. your forehead was drenched with sweat, small bits of hair sticking to your soaked skin. a few tears leaked from your eyes as you kept the toy on the fastest speed. “please!” you wailed again. pushing your head into the pillow, you continued to cry out helplessly.
you were so lost in your own pleasure that you didn’t hear the door to your bedroom open. you weren’t aware of your boyfriend’s eyes glued to your messy cunt. the way it spasmed helplessly around nothing. the way juices were leaking onto the bedsheets, soaking them through. letting out another pathetic cry, you finally pulled the toy away. “f-fuck!”
your chest was rising and falling with each gasp as you tried to let yourself come down from your intense high. more tears had started leaking from your eyes as you panted softly. your body jolted when the sound of someone clearing their throat reached your ears.
“looks like someone was having a little too much fun without me. hope you don’t have too much trouble cumming around my cock, princess..”
#armin smut#armin arlert smut#gojo smut#gojo satoru smut#your fav smut#this is saturn brainrot#idk what’s wrong with me#i’m not sure what else to put for tags 😭#↳ saturn drabbles ☄︎. *
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You would not believe your eyes
If two really stupid guys
Barged into your dorm at 12:30am
#this happened a few nights ago but I didn’t know how to say it but this concept came to me at 4am lmaooooo#anyways so yeah my roommate is studying at her desk and I’m scrolling on my phone in bed in my pjs#when I hear a bit of a commotion near our dorm and my first thought is ‘oh no they’re gonna come inside’ before telling myself:#a) that’s silly those boys wouldn’t do that and b) our door’s totally locked so it’s fine#but turns out I was wrong on both counts :/#cuz the next thing I knew two random dude are *in my room* and they had said smth (but I was too shocked to register anything except ‘??!!’)#(y’all I was in my pjs too I was sittin there without a bra 😭😭😭😭😭😭)#eventually tho my face went from being shocked to being furious and I gotta say I haven’t heard myself use such an angry tone in a long time#but I basically demanded ‘WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE’ and their faces quickly paled and they backtracked by saying ‘oops wrong dorm’#(likely story cuz mine and my roommates names are literally ON THE DOOR and that whole hall is FULLY LIT UP like how can you miss that???)#I talked with one of my friends about this (cuz I wanted to see what she thought and if maybe those guys really were mistaken)#but then she brought up that ^ point and yeah if I see em doing anything like that again I’ll prob report em to my ra or smth#but until then I guess my roommate and I will be making to sure keep our door properly locked 💀#🎶song sings🎶
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i need to get better at answering things lately I’m so sorry to everyone who’s messaged me and I haven’t got back to you yet I’ve been feeling like this lately 💔💔💔💔💔
#I’ve been having pain in what i think it’s my gallbladder that’s been making me suffer 👍🏽#I’m going to the doctors on Tuesday but it was bad to the point where I couldn’t move 😭😭#but I’ve been taking a bunch of pain pills and pushing on 😭👍🏽#it’s been easing up lately but I’m still gonna go to make sure there isn’t anything wrong 😭😭#I’m so sorry 😭😭 I’ve been working on things tho so hopefully I’ll get more work done 👍🏽👍🏽#txt
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To soothe the pain, love, while I don't believe the Doctor - that is 1-12, the others might - ever SAID 'I love you' to River, I am convinced they taught her Gallifreyan just so she'd understand they kept tracing 'I love you' onto the back of her hand at random moments
Awwh! :’) I love the idea of the Doctor randomly tracing Gallifreyan on her skin to express all the things that they can’t say! I’d sort of thought River knew Gallifreyan instinctually with it on the TARDIS screens, but with her connection to the TARDIS being so inherent, maybe there’s no need.
…but now I’m imagining River recognizing (with their lives out of order), that the shapes he’s tracing are Gallifreyan circles. And maybe she’d connect the dots and study Gallifreyan on her own. And then she would understand what he’s writing — and start to take it wrong that he’s writing it but doesn’t have the guts to actually tell her, and she would overthink forever but not actually ask him…
Until the Doctor notices asks why she’s being cold — and then she tells him — and he says he thought she already knew—
(Crying and hugging ensues.)
#I’m a simple woman I like crying and hugging#sure the doctor avoids addressing what he’s writing as they cry and hug. but it’s matter of fact. it’s of course.#You aren’t wrong 😭 the Doctor is a bundle of issues and terror of vulnerability 😭#random tracing of ily is canon to me now ty#maybe she traces back sometimes. maybe they have slow intimate conversations#11 can’t stay still but with River he doesn’t have to run. he can take it slow.#nonverbal and slow#🥰🥰🥰this is v soothing🥰🥰🥰#on such veins I ALSO wish the Doctor and yaz had a mysterious whisper moment while eating ice cream so we could DREAM#fast forward to fourteen gushing love#anyway Moffat may keep his secrets but unfortunately#RTD did straight up ruin the speculation energy by saying tentoo said ily in Doctor Who Confidential…#BUT tentoo isn’t quite the Doctor. it could very well be his Donna half (human half) to be blamed for that#ten intentionally timed his environmental destruction aka burning up a sun to avoid saying ily#(me rambling all this as someone who voted that he said ily to all of them on my own poll)#river song#words by seaweed
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don’t know who convinced me to get a cat but i am going to sue
#what is wrong with these creatures 😭#no no pls cat do hundreds of dollars of damages to my blinds i love that sort of thing#that expensive leather chair no pls i want to see you parkour off of it and leave behind holes and scratches i truly adore it#that one of a kind vase i moved further and further out of your jumping range?#oh don’t worry about it i’m sure it’s replaceable#what’s that you walk all over my counters no matter how much i die inside and have to clean them after?#it’s fine#totally fine#excuse me having to tie my curtains into knots so you can’t george of the jungle them to your hearts content#is a pleasure i promise
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#saga of the zoo job continues agjdkfl ok today was my first day alone on the register#and i’m at one of the kiosks aka away from any help lol#and the very first transaction i get there’s a error warning and i can’t ring them up 😭#so i just send that person to a different store and just am like wow. sure hope that doesn’t happen again#so ofc it happens to every other person#and i have a walkie but i was apparently using it wrong#so i just thought the manager was ignoring me for a while#but when i finally do it right and he comes over he just takes that customer away and leaves 😭#so i call again later and i’m like hey.. it’s still not working..#and he just comes over and has us shut down the whole kiosk a agdjkfkfl#aaaaaaaaaaa i was actually looking forward to just chilling on my own for a day but idk what they’re gonna have me do once i get back#hope it wasn’t me that fucked it up i genuinely don’t know wtf went wrong 😭#anyway i’ve gotten way too stressed abt that i need to calm down lol
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putting my signed dan book up for sale like oh wow… I’m really done with that era of my life?
#12 years!!!!!#don’t get me wrong I still love the dudes and I’ve had so much fun the last decade#dans tour was great#but I just don’t get that same !!!!!! feeling whenever they upload or tweet or whatever#I’m sure I’ll pop in and out and watch stuff but it’s just soo weird!!!!! like what do I do now!!!#I love u all also and I’ll still. also pop in and out of here to see what u are all up to#also this isn’t because of anything. dnskdbsjdbsn I’m not one of those bitter ex phannies 😭 they are still very special to me
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