#that expensive leather chair no pls i want to see you parkour off of it and leave behind holes and scratches i truly adore it
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don’t know who convinced me to get a cat but i am going to sue
#what is wrong with these creatures 😭#no no pls cat do hundreds of dollars of damages to my blinds i love that sort of thing#that expensive leather chair no pls i want to see you parkour off of it and leave behind holes and scratches i truly adore it#that one of a kind vase i moved further and further out of your jumping range?#oh don’t worry about it i’m sure it’s replaceable#what’s that you walk all over my counters no matter how much i die inside and have to clean them after?#it’s fine#totally fine#excuse me having to tie my curtains into knots so you can’t george of the jungle them to your hearts content#is a pleasure i promise
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