#I’m not in my right mind
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Thinking about how they say period sex creates a soul tie and now I’m not saying that it does but I will say that man won’t leave me alone.
Cw: period sex
Benkei is obsessed with you in general but also with fucking you when you’re on your period. It’s an obsession of unhealthy levels. He says it’s because it’s easier to fit himself inside of you, he doesn’t have to use protection, and it’s good for your cramps and you know he just wants to be helpful and make you feel good… but something weird and strange is going on.
Strange as in you’ve realized he tracks your cycle, and always seems to have a free schedule that week. Weird as in, the underwear you wash and hang in the bathroom go missing more often than not and never seem to show up.
Most peculiar is his reaction when you are a few days late and then those few days turn into weeks and he waits, pacing and stalking and wondering if maybe you just don’t want to tell him when you’re on your period anymore. Is it not enjoyable for you? Are you suddenly turned off by it? He can do better, Keizo knows he can.
But that’s not quite it. When you tell him that you’ve taken multiple pregnancy tests and been to the gynecologist he is in shock. How could you be if he’s only ever cum inside when you were on your— oh God.
His heart aches with relief, gone are the worries of possibilities of you leaving him. You’re having his baby now, you’d be with him forever now.
#this was crack kind of I don’t know what I was thinking#I’m not in my right mind#true story this happened to me once#not with my bd or pregnancy but with this one other guy#in my duh fence.. I was unaware of this knowledge#and he really wanted to#and it wasn’t messy because you know what I will shut up actually I have shown my face here#anywho I have never written keizo before I hope this was ok#I think he’s a little bit insane but hides it well#the song obsesion fits him well to be honest#I know the underwear thing sounds weird but I was just taught to do that cuz I grew up without a washing machine#and you wanted to be discreet about them and not have your whole family see them on the line outside#♡— ranto writes
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i’m gonna say something controversial yet brave: sexuality labels are a convenient tool we use to define something that is undefinable
#you literally cannot change my mind#if you accept that sexuality is about something other than genitals than you also have to accept that there are going to be millions#of definitions for the same labels#and that’s okay#who you are attracted to cannot possibly ever be described with one word#put weirdo little brains and desires are too complex for that#*our#anyway#i’m right#bork bork!#5k
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#I ran out of silly funny stupid tags to tag this with#art#fanart#my art#original art#I was gonna say maul each other apart and bite each other’s ears off but Frye would get her fangs ripped off really fast#so no don’t do that Frye#also yeah snake mix frye’s a snake she’s got venom in those stingers#Splatoon#Splatoon art#splatoon fanart#Splatoon fan art#Splatoon 3#Splatoon au#Splatoon fuzzy au#Splatoon Frye#Frye Splatoon#Frye onaga#frye fanart#Splatoon pearlina#Pearl Splatoon#pearl houzuki#Pearl fanart#suffer no fools#comfort au#by the way I kinda hate their language because it’s hard to understand and I’m not in the right state of mind to decipher it#and to draw it on clothes especially because they fold and they get all weird#that’s why pearl’s hoodie is kinda flat honestly. it bothers me a lot but it’s just out of my reach for the moment I’m sorry
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Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that ‘Don’t want bugs in your house’ is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. ‘Loves nature’ and ‘doesn’t want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the house’ aren’t opposites.
And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ‘deal with it.’
#solarpunk#anti pesticides#ani rambles#this is coming from personal opinion at 4am keep that in mind but like#I’m scared of roaches. i’m fine with them outside though#my parents dont like roaches and for good reason. they spray Ortho Home Defense along the veeery edge of the concrete by the doors to#keep roaches and shit from coming in because yknow. Florida.#if I tell them ‘hey actually we shouldn’t spray pesticides inside (ie raid spray) or outside (ie home defense)#theyre gonna ask wtf to do instead to prevent roaches#and if I tell them ‘nothing suck it up buttercup’ they’re gonna laugh and then double down on the sprays#we gotta have an alternative ready and honestly maybe I’m not looking in the right places but I genuinely don’t know of any#like one online friend told me leaving brush piles around the yard decreased the amount of bugs trying to come in but like#thats one person. anecdotal. and I haven’t seen anything online confirming that as a thing (yet)#idk man I’m going to bed.#might delete later#house pest saga
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hey. hi. hello. um? hey?
we, as a fandom, simply do not talk about this moment often enough.
#'lemme just wear this CORSET with my DIARY in it for a while' yeah okay. alright. mhm#keep in mind: he's wearing this shit when his dad dies#he is standing at soichiro's fucking deathbed scheming how to get him to write mello's name down while wearing a fucking CORSET.#Do Not accuse me of turning the babygirl beam up too high on light yagami the man did it to himself#shydroid you were so fucking right to call him a canonical 'slutty boy at heart' i'm losing my mind#death note#yes i’m procrastinating rn shut up
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Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#deadpool and wolverine spoilers#deadpool#wolverine#the human torch#johnny storm#deadpool spoilers#deadpool & wolverine spoilers#I lost my mind the first time I watched this in theatres so#here it is so I can compulsively rewatch it#:D#that’s my GUY right there!!!!!#genuinely brain soup rn#OT#video#I hide my phone under my jacket I promise I’m not disruptive in the theatre#I have more respect for others I swear#just really have to immortalize my fav moment on my blog
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YOU KNOW I GETS MY PIMPIN OWWWNNNNNN
#THIS TOOK ME A WEEK#I FELT LIKE A SLAVE (to my own free will)#YOU KNOW I GETS MY PIMPIN ON#the magnus archives#tma#magpod#magnus pod#tma podcast#the magnus protocol#tmagp#jonathan sims#elias bouchard#martin blackwood#peter lukas#wait is lukas with a k or is it lucas#stop making me question everything i’m already tired#peter lucas#(just to be sure)#actually never mind that doesn’t look right
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Scar secret life doodle
#I’m still figuring it out but I think this one is alright#look I’m not going to like everything I draw and that’s okay I’m just glad I can try right now#anyway one of my favorite winners he does little dances in my mind#life series fanart#trafficblr#secret life#life series#mcyt fanart#secret life fanart#secret life smp#gtws fanart#secret life gtws#goodtimeswithscar#goodtimeswithscar fanart#dogieboogie art
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this is izuku remembering kacchan being stabbed btw
#i’M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND#BKDK#BAKUDEKU#MHA SPOILERS#BNHA SPOILERS#HES SO PAINED HES SO IN AGONY THANK GOD NOTHING BAD WILL EVER HAPPEN TO KACCHAN AGAIN RIGHT LADIES#I SAID RIGHT LADIES#GUYS
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I should find another hobby
Anyway, if Merlin was set in modern times, Arthur would have called Merlin his “gay awakening”.
#arthur’s mind in this moment (probably)#‘what the fuck is a stab with a magical sword anyway’#‘let me kiss merlin’#‘let’s smooch’#‘let’s go back to camelot and copulate’#‘why haven’t i done this before i mean WHATEVER I’M JUST DYING SO’#‘let’s make the best of my last few moments AM I RIGHT FELLAS’#‘come on merlin one small peck coME HERE’#and merlin’s thoughts (probably):#‘if you die without kissing me i will sentence you to death’#‘no hesitation’#‘put those pretty lips on minE COME ON ARTHIE’#merlin’s thought as he waits for arthur’s return (probably)#‘i’ll kill him again. what the fuck does thank you even mean’#‘bro be for real we’re just gay’#‘we were supposed to bed each other and you died in my arms instead’#‘pretty dramatic if you ask me’#if you didn’t notice i’m going insane#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#i’ll probably delete it later because i don’t feel that sure about it but i wanted a laugh#i made this out of desperation for the finale since i finished my rewatch#please send help
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the found family trope is inherently queer and you can’t change my mind
#I’m right#found family#this has probably been done before but this has been on my mind so too bad#leverage#leverage redemption#tagging all the fandoms I can think of that this applies to#the witcher#all of us are dead#red notice#motherland fort salem#team as family#supernatural#i hope this doesn't get blocked by people that blacklist supernatural lol#im watching the long way down job i can't wait to be emotionally devastated#avatar the last airbender#atla#brooklyn 99#the good place#stranger things#sense8#warrior nun#there are totally more found family shows and media#im just tagging ones i know/have seen#ouran high school icons#ghost hunt#doctor who#mine#popular posts#1k#2k
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sometimes i think about THIS jennifer jareau and i’m-
#i know she was traumatized#but still LOOK at her#i’m sorry for simping for you when you’re struggling jj#it’s not my fault you’re so hot#emily how did you survive seeing this#i know emily had a gay panic right there#this was so bisexual of you agent jareau#jemily#jennifer jareau#jj#criminal minds#cm
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#cw pregnancy#ts4#ts4 gameplay#sims 4 gameplay#postcard legacy challenge#postcard: gen4#art’s a style influencer. in my head he works for a successful magazine in sanmy#as of right now he’s doing whatever he can remotely but he’ll have to go back to his place eventually#which is something they haven’t really talked about#he wants to be able to relocate to the del sol branch (which to me is like a 45min drive from chestnut ridge)#changed art’s tattoos. i’ll probably change them again bc i realized how don’t like the red as much. so mind your business if he gets#different tattoos again 🫵🏽😡#i’ve also been thinking if art is short for something. if i’m playing and he’s doing something i don’t want him to i find myself calling him#out his government name 😭 which is arthur to me#sim: karlee kamealoha#art by bonneblah
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Megatron in tf Earthspark s2 ep6: You two have initiated the Polyhex protocol
Me: YOU KNoW what else Polyhex is known for👁
My friend tired of my JP bullshit:
#maccadam#Me: Polyhex!!#My friend: huh?#Me: Jazz is Polyhexian!! Right? Do I remember it correctly??#I’m sorry haha#dont mind me just keep scrolling
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the way kaladin is like. the only character who gets an arc relating to overcoming his prejudices but it’s…him overcoming his “prejudices” against lighteyes…like huh……?
#every time I remember this i feel like I’m reading the books wrong#and I just missed something crucial#alas I do think this is correct! and it boggles my lil mind!!! like HUH????????#stormlight archive#ellie reads#shallan is RIGHT THERE#shallan would be like. I can’t be bigoted I’m friends with kaladin 🙂#😒😒😒😒😒😒😒#I just…..tired. it’s tired!!!!#don’t even get me started on the ‘fuck moash’ stuff….#moash defender til I die also it’s stupid to hate a character bc they’re too morally grey for you….like it’s fiction.#sorry moash made the story INTERESTING !!!#stay mad kaladin wouldn’t be interesting w/out him!!!#im kidding I love kaladin but you get it.#the subreddit hates moash way too much it’s so annoying#like it’s fiction………#they also think Brandon Sanderson is above critique which is also annoying#anyways. love these books bc they’re well written the world building goes crazy and! they’re interesting from this angle and I enjoy#thinking critically about them.
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I hope leftists who think they’re above voting for president or are voting for Jill Stein or whoever because it’s their stupid way of protesting the system feel good about themselves, especially if Trump wins partly because of your negligence 😍 I know you’re not doing shit to plan the proletarian revolution, especially before January, so you guys better not complain about something harming you that you didn’t even bother to try and change
(edit: changed the last part bc I wrote “…if life gets a lot worse for you” cause that does nottt sound right at all and I apologize for writing that)
#if you have the option to help make change and do nothing then that’s your fault#ah yes! taking absolutely no action! that'll show the corrupt two-party system!#I’m literally a leftist too I don’t like aligning with the democrat party either but like… what other choice do we have right now#why not just vote for the one who sucks less#also you do know Jill Stein and Rudolph Ware don’t give a fuck about you or any leftist issues right#like they’re literally just there to get in the way for people who are too dumb to realize they’re basically just handing a vote to Trump#sorry for my raging here we see that I am very nervous for this election lol#and i know i'm being dramatic i don't actually want life to get worse for anyone but like... if you're anti-trump but don't vote for kamala#you're basically just getting what you asked for#american politics#vote blue#us politics#i know trump supporters are the ones to be angrier with ofc but this type of people are really irritating too#breaking: 20-year-old chronically online tumblr user changes the minds of thousands last-minute by ranting (/s)
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